Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Received this from a source who must follow Tess on Tiktok (I think her account is private, no? I don't know how TT privacy settings work). I don't have an account (elder millennial here), so I can't confirm the context. Seems she wants her own thread, which I guess is a...choice. Apparently, she didn't catch the memo on how to sink into obscurity around here.

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Anyway, back to your scheduled programming. She's not that interesting.
Tess must not have done her research - what gets posted on kiwi farms is forever. There's an entire part of the site (Take that off the God damned internet!) dedicated to posting the idiotic emails the site owner receives from subjects. Nothing gets deleted here.

And we can say things like, "Wow, Tess is a gigantic fat drug addict cow!" There's no "hate" speech here. Subjects are also commonly doxxed. Tess, if you were involved, you guys fucked up by removing MS. You closed a forum with guidelines, rules, TOS and moderators. Kiwi Farms is the wild fucking west of the internet. I hope you enjoy it, you fat waste of space.
 
Received this from a source who must follow Tess on Tiktok (I think her account is private, no? I don't know how TT privacy settings work). I don't have an account (elder millennial here), so I can't confirm the context. Seems she wants her own thread, which I guess is a...choice. Apparently, she didn't catch the memo on how to sink into obscurity around here.

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Anyway, back to your scheduled programming. She's not that interesting.
Wow. She wants to be queen of the idiots. Unfortunately, she's too gross in a pedestrian way, too unattractive to make the kink thing work, and too thirsty for the attention of her own thread.

Where, precisely, does she think this particular train is heading? If she gets a thread of her own, it isn't coming down. I advise looking at the Melinda Scott thread, that crazy bitch has sued to have a thread taken down like 5 times and failed. She also posted in her own thread, a lot.

Even if a thread was taken down, what then? Does it fix her problems? Does it grant her immediate full health or all the opiods her nasty junkie ass can dream of? Nope. It gets her nothing. As of now she's a google-able trainwreck, and that's apparently the best she's going to get.
 
Aww gee whiz thanks for the endorsements. :heart-full: Sorry for the very long break but after Kiley I took on NachoDoggo who faked her death (DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY RAPE DOGS TO DEATH). Stopped being fun for a while, you know how it be.

But as promised in my one year anniversary posts, the Florida tour must go on. My last few Floridians were of the extremely irritating sort – Cassie running away from her neglected potato babies because what about meeeee, Rose and Megan who cried about their oppression every time someone looked at them, and Rae the dog hoarder holding her boyfriend hostage with his fake illnesses. I promised my next two would be good clean munchie antics, two Jaquie wannabes who fail at munching just as hard as they fail at everything else.

First up we have Whitney Zayas, d/b/a my.little.shadow and tomoe_atyourservice. Whitney is unlike a lot of the Florida crew in that she works two to three jobs at a time consistently from the start of her account, making sure she has a new one secured before quitting an old one. She does use her illnesses to get out of work but shockingly, when she goes back to her job she often makes up for the missed shifts by taking doubles. Sometimes she posts about working straight through from 8 am to 2 am, and she even works multiple shifts on holidays to get the extra pay. This is because Whitney, unlike the rest of the Floridians, is dirt fucking poor and so is her family. They live in a tiny ranch house in an older neighborhood of Orlando that is packed to the brim with at least three generations of Zayas’s from what I can tell. Whitney and her collection of animals live in the former garage.

This would be endearing if it weren’t for the fact that Whitney does not actually save any of the money she earns. Instead she spends it on her disability act, disney passes, and shit she wants to do for funzies right now. She never stays at any job long enough to actually move up to like a shift manager position that would give her a few extra bucks and something to jot down on her resume. Therefore, despite all her work, she’s mired in the same munchie swamp; she just has less time to walk around Disney.

Whitney is also a giant weeb and an aspiring furry. Because people aspire to that, apparently.

The key concept to remember with Whitney is she is fucking dumb. Like, half the struggle to write this was just trying to read her posts as she appears to have only a passing knowledge of the English language. Seriously, she uses three languages (English, Spanish, and Nipponese desu) but is not literate in any of them. It's almost impressive and I'm sure I missed some funnies just because I could not figure out what in the icy hell she was trying to say.

Name: Whitney Zayas
Age: 26-27
Location: Orlando, Fl (just around the corner from where Casey Anthony lived!)
Occupation: Sea World cast member, GAP outlet employee, various other unspecified jobs before taking a job at Disney

At the start of her account Whitney has just gotten her new service-dog-in-training, Yuki Maru, a golden/pyranees cross she rescued from the shelter and intends to train for unspecified mobility and psychiatric tasks. She’s working two jobs, one at Sea World and another unspecified job that requires a lot of driving. She mentions her job has her driving cars, plural, and that she has scheduled late-night shifts she needs to speak with a manager to rescheduled, so it’s not gig work like Uber/lyft. The only thing I could think of that fits the bill is that she’s a valet driver.

First posts, she introduces us to Yuki but doesn’t specify what her supposed disabilities are or what she is actually training him for other than vague psychiatric and mobility assist. A routine seen countless other times: get the dog first, decide what disabilities you need him for after
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The next day she takes the puppy out on a blazing hot August day in Florida where the floor is actually lava. She occasionally posts videos of him "duck walking" in Disney, failing to realize this is the dog trying not to burn his paws.
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That’s Whitney on the right. She’s switched dogs with this other very attractive woman who definitely really needs a service dog.
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First intended task: anxiety alert. No, the dog isn’t watching her in case her anxiety spikes, he’s watching her because he's a puppy and she’s the only other living thing in the car.
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And the first time we begin to see what a hilarious fuck up Whitney is. She’s somehow dropped the ball on her finaid and failed to fix it until the start of the new semester, at which point it’s too late and she’s unable to attend. She does this a year later and almost misses graduating because of like one piece of paper.
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Another one who needs her dog to let her know that her leg is shaking. When I see weird things like this keep coming up I always wonder who the patient zero was.
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A week later, back at Disney, but at least this time she’s got shoes on him.
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“watch my back” - the puppy stood behind her and looked around. He’s calm, he’s a very good boy, but this is not some amazing task he’s learned.
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Scratching interruption, cribbed from Jaquie and Alex Moine who were posting about this constantly at the time. Unlike them she does not claim anaphylaxis that starts with the itchies and can't explain why she scratches and doesn't realize it.
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Like all of these girls, Whitney thinks she is uniquely endowed with the ability to detect which service dog teams are ligite and which ones are awful fakers just by whether or not their dog tries to kill hers.
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So sick.
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Not sick enough to miss a disney trip!
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She doesn’t elaborate on what this procedure is, as she still has only mentioned anxiety, but she gets to go to Disney in a wheelchair and that’s very exciting. The only other thing she mentions is a few days later she says she has a foot infection, but unsure if these are at all related.
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Sent home from work for high blood pressure the next day
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Whatever the procedure was she has to have it again.
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Like I said in my intro, Whitney literally can’t afford to fake sick. Her munchie antics are, for now, kept in check by the fact that she has to work for a living like the rest of us. When she takes off days to have some mystery procedure and then flops around the house for a while, she has to make them up. In the early months of her account, this means while she whines about being sick all the time she very rarely specifies what's wrong or sees a doctor about it. This will change.
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Dyed her puppy’s ass for attention. Leg shacking alert training continues.
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Dog likes to lunge at characters. HHN = halloween horror nights, an event at Universal Studios where scare actors are allowed to chase you and run up behind you screaming amongst other things and the main attraction is haunted houses, but okay, take the puppy and traumatize him.
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Lol next post, he’s very gentle when greeting characters.
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Someone the dog already knows wearing a scary mask in a well-lit and reasonably quiet store does not come near what HHN would expose him to. Luckily she drops it after this and does not take the dog to HHN.
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Sick for a month, still hasn’t mentioned with what.
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Foot infection, on a crutch.
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Hyperventilation alert lol
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Oh those terrible seasonal allergies
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Another unspecified ailment has her out of work.
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Claiming she needs retrieval tasks in case she gets dizzy or is on crutches.
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The only time she really elaborates on her non-sea world job. She’s driving cars, plural, and the dog can’t come because his hair will get in them.
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baby’s first fake service dog encounter
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Working all day on her birthday.
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Pretty sure she’s trying to say the dog shit in the restaurant without admitting the dog shit in the restaurant.
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Still not saying what all these procedures and appointments are about but CNS healthcare only does clinical trials. Make of that what you will.
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Complaining that because of the cold her joints ache and she needs a knee brace. It was 75 degrees out.
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Planning to train him in counterbalance which is heavy mobility and can be dangerous for the dog even in the best conditions. There’s no reason to use a dog for this. They make things like canes and walkers if you have balance problems.
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Got a onesie from the crazy poodle lady Susan Grill in advance of a trip to visit her father in Philadelphia and then meet up with her Florida family in New York.
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Also nothing funny here except I spent like 18 posts in a row wondering what the dog was winning before realizing she was trying to say “whine” when she said wyn
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Zebra-print backpack makes an appearance, gee I wonder where this is going
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Sending Susan Grill a christmas card.
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What a shock, another fat white woman with a “service dog” at disney – this time a goddamned yorkie lol. (The woman with the glasses in the upper right, next to the white tank top and sunglasses lady)
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Still teaching retrieval for dizziness.
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Santa’s dead inside
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Complaining about “fake service dogs” while attending a con with a dog that does no useful tasks, when she has no disabilities, and the dog isn’t marked as a SD because heaven forbid they miss an opportunity to start a fight. (She claims it was because the dog was cosplaying some character called Akamaru and having him vested would ruin this.)
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Expressing her desire to don a fursuit. The dog's reaction to seeing furries is just perfect. Run, Yuki!
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Here she admits her family doesn’t believe her and doesn’t think she needs a dog with her/tries to convince her to leave him home on family outings.
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They never really realize they’re part of the problem.
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Okay, I read this one like five times. I think what happened was she took the dog with her on an outing in New York against the family’s wishes. After they got back to the hotel they were going to go back out to the museum. Whitney wanted the dog there, the family did not, so while they all drove Whitney walked with the dog. It was cold and rainy and she was in pain but she made it to the museum before them, with a smelly wet dog.
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Mean family doesn’t want her bringing the dog everywhere part II. Also his patch says he’s for panic disorder.
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ACCESS ISSUE!!!! It’s worth noting that in this video one of the people she’s traveling with is an elder in a wheelchair which you can see (kind of) in the second shot, and their main complaint with her bringing the dog everywhere appears to not be that she turns into a little shit whenever someone notices the dog exists.
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Back home Whitney requires the dog to learn wheelchair tasks because sometimes her knee hurts and one time her foot was infected. Lol.
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In January, five months after the account starts, she finally tags some illnesses: panic disorder, IBS, anxiety, and depression.
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And for real, the foot infection is her biggest complaint other than anxiety.
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Just laughing at the hashtags here. #handicap #botton.
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Here we go. She wants to win this pet contest and needs to explain why her dog is the best dog, which means we get to see her really sell her illness story for the first time. She is currently claiming mental illness and knee pain, and the dog is a psychiatrist. She is fishing for POTS, once again mentions that her family doesn’t believe her, and hilariously tagged #outofbreath. Yeah you're fat and sedentary.
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I’m sure you wanted to know about her bowel habits (and I’m sure you can surmise from this her eating habits)
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Loaner wheelchair at disney, claims she needs it because her IBS meds made her tum-tum hurty.
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Still planning to use him as a cane.
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Lol someone called her a faker. SHE’S NOT HERE FOR YOU HAYDURS
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She wants to “go” to Animal Behavior College after getting her associates. ABC is a scam dog training certification mill that charges morons thousands of dollars for a few correspondence course materials they work on in their own time and an externship with someone else who has gone through it, who may or may not help you learn anything about dog training. You can look up reviews where people say their externship was 60 hours of cleaning kennels and picking up shit at a boarding kennel and absolutely no training. The people who graduate from this are no more prepared to train a dog than people who google dog training videos.
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Ouchy knee means dog has to guide her because she’s slow and wobbly.
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Eating ice cream after being told she’s lactose intolerant, teehee so naughty!
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Every single one of these animals is owned by a white attention seeking female, almost all of them obese. The pom’s owner lets it ride on the flootplate of her wheelchair while she rolls.
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How’s that super ouchy knee doing?
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Quit her mystery driving job, starting a new one in retail, working on the dog switching light switches on and off because her knee might hurt.
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Already playing up the spoonie act at her new job and she hasn’t even started yet. This bodes well.
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Migraines, neck pain, and shoulder ouchies; pain pills messing with her IBS.
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New job is already tired of her shit
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Another intro as she passes 1000 followers. Her complaints are now SEVERE depression SEVERE anxiety SEVERE migraine, panic attack, knee pains, IBS and watch this space because she assures us there will be more!
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First time mentioning heart rate spikes. The other girls’ dog alerted, apparently.
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She made this mockup of a magazine about service dogs for her class. Some of the text is just classic. Under the heading People with Disabilities she lists only POTS, EDS, and hyper/hypoglycemia. For types of service dogs she only has psychiatric and medical alert listed, no mention of like… guide dogs for the blind. She gives a handy guide on how you, too, can tell which teams are LERGIT AND REAL.
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She got a cripple parking pass for ouchy knee syndrome
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And a knee brace. Visibly gaining weight from the start of her account less than a year ago.
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I’m really curious how one fails to realize they are having a panic attack because from what I’ve heard the real ones are enough to convince you that you’re actually having a heart attack. Now the dog alerts to migraines.
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Alexx with the milk-sniffing dog in the comments talking about how she doctor shops for her diagnoses and how she's been checking her notes on what symptoms she should be claiming. Whitney now claiming she might have POTS too.
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Again this girl can’t figure out that she’s hyperventilating?
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Checking her blood for pro team.
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Doctor shopping for zofran, of all things. She has had four doctors appointments in as many days.
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Didn’t eat, got dizzy right before her lunch break, sent home from work.
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In this video, Whitney shakes her legs and the dog comes over and taps her. She has no excuse for why she doesn’t notice her leg is shaking or she’s hyperventilating. She’s too dumb to even explain.
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Wheelchair at Disney, no explanation but they will concord this! I’m sorry her inability to even come close to the right word never stops being funny to me.
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Big health update! She went to the doctor demanding an EKG. Doctor said she didn’t need one, she just has anxiety. Goes to another doctor to get an EKG. Surprise, she didn’t need one because it’s anxiety. She says this rules out POTS when it actually doesn’t (not that she has it) and is now moving on to gastroparesis and a skin biopsy for whatever grossness is on her foot. I’m guessing it’s just plantar warts. Some people are afraid of dogs, and Whitney announces she’s leaving the country for unspecified reasons making all of her health problems suddenly urgent
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Someone else called her a faker and prodded her into responding.
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The fat fuck in this picture is Mel the butch dog trainer with one of her many discarded dogs, Teemo. If you have forgotten from previous episodes, Mel buys dogs, burns them out with brutal training schedules trying to make them the perfect service/show/sport dog, then discards them and gets a new one. We’ll get to her one day but in the meantime lol @ her wearing autism muffs. When I documented her most recent account she didn't ever have them.
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Endoscopy ordered for her ouchy tummy
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Urgent care for ouchy knee, gets crutches and an immobilizer and told she needs an ortho.
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A few days later, goes to her primary care for ouchy knee trying to get the ortho referral, gets an MRI.
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The next post, we finally find out what the trip was all about. She went to visit her long-distance boyfriend in the Dominican Republic and he surprised her by proposing.
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which means she thinks she has found her enabler that will allow her to assumer her final form and begins to ramp up her nonsense. Back home, munching resumes as she learns she has a partial meniscus tear. From Dr. Google there’s two ways this usually happens: lateral injury from impact like being kicked hard in the side of the knee playing soccer, or gradual tearing from being fat. Guess which one she has!
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Trying for gastroparesis, lands on gastritis. Dermatologist perma-ghosts her lol.
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Urgent care because she’s “grasping for air” from what sounds like a normal respiratory infection.
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Getting surgery for her meniscus tear. In previous posts that they tell her to keep it immobilized and use crutches but she hints several times that she “forgets” this and continues walking on it. So she’s been making it worse to get surgery.
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Goes to a psych, but mostly spergs about all the doctors that keep blowing her off and telling her she’s not sick and doesn’t need all the medication and tests she’s demanding and telling her the issue is anxiety. Now fishing for nerve damage or fibro.
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Knee surgery, doxed herself and her doctor for me.
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If she gets chubby/fat.” girl do you know what you look like?
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Sunshinek9s is another handle used by Mel the fat butch dog trainer who at this point is not diagnosed with anything except obesity-related diseases but has smart crutches for some reason.
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Customer mean, dog must tell whitney she’s having a panic attack
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Hurricane Irma approaches and Whitney complains that her job doesn’t like that her availability has changed since the last time they scheduled her.
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Claims Yuki gave her a migraine alert at Walmart and she needs to check out urgently to get home for her meds, because the checkout lines were too long and she didn’t want to wait. They open another line for her.
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Grandpa’s in the hospital, Whitney goes to visit but must bring the dog.
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Lol Dominican fiance is gone before she even got to train him as a proper service human, I’m about 75% sure she took this photo on the shitter, and she’s now shilling the Vibedration bags Jaquie was fond of for her IV infusions despite not receiving this treatment.
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That’s a heavy mobility harness. He hasn’t gotten his joints cleared yet and she claims it’s “just for show” until she does
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Has a respiratory infection. Asks for an inhaler. Is told she does not need an inhaler. Starts using her brother’s inhaler because she knows better than any dumb doctor. Goes to the ER after this and gets an inhaler of her own. Trying to get diagnosed with POTS again. Note that the inhaler she probably got is albuterol which raises your heart rate.
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Claims she was in the hospital, presumably for the respiratory issue, but doesn’t elaborate and posts no proof despite posting everything remotely medical that happens in her entire life. Goes straight to a con where she whines about fake service dogs
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Heartrate alerts
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Implying she spent christmas at the hospital last year (she did not). More unironic complaining that other people take their dogs to Disney
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Gryffindogs is also Mel the fat butch trainer and Gnar is another dog she discarded.
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Hanging out with Megan and Rae. We have seen this photo on all of their accounts now
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Heart rate again. Her doctor keeps telling her it’s anxiety and won’t order TTT. Her ortho has also ghosted her now lmao. This is accompanied by a video wherein she shows her heartrate at 149, flashes down to the dog, then a second later back to the watch and it’s 135. So either she exerted herself to get a high number for a second or the monitor was picking up some kind of interference or something.
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In another classic moment of the attention seeker olympics, one girl has a “panic attack” that requires the others to fawn over her, and seconds later Whitney has her own attack requiring the same treatment.
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In April 2018 she suddenly announces she has gotten a new golden puppy, Tomoe, to train as a service dog. She does not give a reason for this but we can work this out I’m sure.
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She actually announced she was getting Tomoe on a new account way back in February, claiming she needed a back up for Yuki so he wouldn’t be overworked. I have never heard of say, a blind person who has a back-up seeing eye dog, only munchies who use this excuse when the dog they’re currently working has an issue they don’t like. They frame it as the dog needing the relief shift or something. But hey, can you think of anything that was supposed to happen right around this time?
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Right, Yuki got his joints scored. She has not mentioned the results of this nor has the mobility harness been seen. I’m going to guess this did not work out the way she wanted and she was told that she could not use him as a living cane. Since this has been her plan literally since she got him, he was no longer useful to her.
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Backing up this theory, on Tomoe's account she mentions that the sire of the litter she's looking at appears unusually short, which is fine because she's also short. If you just want to use this dog for supposed alerts, DPT, retrieval, or hitting lightswitches then his height matching yours doesn't matter and in the case of hitting switches or bringing you items a taller animal would likely be better. It does matter if you want to lean your fat ass on his joints.
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We’ll stop here because it's a nice convenient transitional place. Predictably, Yuki is about to be phased out now that she has her new toy.
You are doing the Lord's work. I feel like I'm stupider for having read her drivel, what the fuck. I used to think that Stephanie Cianfriglia larping as Michael Jackson to groom children was irritating with her use of "O-K", but then I saw this fat malingering bitch use "Ohkay" multiple times and I'm incandescent with rage.

Seriously, thank you for your contributions to this thread and to the Farms. We don't deserve you!
 
Chris Chan x null moment.
Does anyone have archives to the munchie snark stuff on tess?
Tess Nicholson





Age: 29


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https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/tessnicholson1





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“Comedy” Tumblr Overview:https://imgur.com/a/l0WE5pB


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COPY OF A PREVIOUS REDDIT POST THAT NOW WORKS AS AN EARLY TIMELINE





Links to new info:


https://www.flickr.com/photos/94683516@N04/





https://www.fosters.com/article/20130201/GJCOMMUNITY_01/130209923?template=ampart





I apologize in advance for this being long and confusing. I welcome any insights y’all might have on any of this. I’m particularly interested in how much actual nursing experience she has.





So on my post yesterday someone mentioned Tess’ felonies were the reason she was fired from nursing. I did a quick google and found this arrest record in the local police blotter in Jan ‘13. So not the arrest being referred to but still interesting. According to the commenter I spoke with another commenter said Tess lost her job bc she was arrested for drug possession and dui thus it seems quite possible she’s been arrested more than once: so if anyone knows anything about that please contribute here as I’m working to try and piece this all together. I found one site saying she has 8 arrest records but I wasn’t going to pay for the info so that’s all I got.





I also had someone PM me this bizarre flikr album Tess made in April ‘13 featuring the pacifier (xtc use?) knife play kink meme, and weird crying pics. Since both of these new discoveries were from around the same time period I decided to try and piece them together with what we know of her early munching (pre-TikTok.)





According to her, this all started when she was 12 (in a TikTok she says everyone in her family got sick from a cold or something and they all recovered but she never got better.) Her father was a doctor and I get the impression he was a big ‘advocate’ for her when she got sick when she was younger. Supposedly she was told she going to die before she turned 18 (seriously how long has this bitch been dying for??)





In March ‘14 she had her colon removed (she states ‘13 on tumblr but multiple other posts show it in ‘14) but otherwise seemed to be doing significantly better around this time, climbing mountains, powerlifting, competing, eating healthy etc.





Started a 2 year nursing program in Fall ‘14 at a community college and graduated from that in May ‘16. She also did one semester at a state university in Fall of ‘16 (She made the deans list so she was mentioned in the local paper, I suspect this is where the ‘valedictorian’ lie originated from) and I’m fairly certain she mentioned something about having to drop out from that from her illness but this is where things get kind of confusing bc she is also supposed to be working as a nurse during this time (not impossible to work and go to school though) and this is also roughly when her father was diagnosed with terminal cancer.





She supposedly worked as a nurse in NH and in ME. I think she claims she was an ER nurse first in NH somewhere and then was a psych nurse at Maine Med.





Her father passed away in Sept ‘17 after battling cancer for a couple years. My theory is Tess’ health started to improve when her Dad got sick, then quickly went off the deep end after he passed, and probably has something to do with him being a doctor and her health ‘advocate’ when she was younger, pushing her various doctors to try and find her diagnosis (ngl I wonder about possible MBP but that’s pure speculation on my part) so her return to munching after his death probably has something to do with grieving him, but idk, I’m not a medical professional, just a snarker.





So on TikTok Tess claimed that her illness came back after some insurance problems where she didn’t get her IVIG for a bit and when it did it was now treatment resistant. According to IG post this happened in Feb ‘17. Her Tx was delayed one and a half weeks.





By Fall ‘18 she is (maybe?) still working at Maine Med but also dropping her own NG tube? So from what I can gather if she got hired as a nurse immediately upon graduating community college in May ‘16 she could only have worked as a nurse for a MAX of 2 years. And that timeframe includes being both an ER nurse in NH and a psych nurse at Maine Med.





(Quick aside: I don’t know much about nursing- is it possible that “working as an ER nurse” in NH was some student training thing? I highly suspect it’s something like that but I know someone looked up her license and info on working in NH so if anyone has that please lmk! I know she made a sassy TikTok in response to the comment.)





By Jan ‘19 she’s no longer working and in April ‘19 she says she is hoping to be cleared to go back to work in a month.





But two days later in she’s making posts about her doctor alluding to her possible death and ‘not letting her give up.’ She also has some strange finger herpes drama around this time. Essentially from about this point on she seems to snowball and just go full munch, eventually bringing us to what we see today.





For further context she posts her first TikTok in December ’20.





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Ugh yes, the gender identity pandering was exhausting to see.
This is always what has frustrated me about the reddit groups.

The whole point of the groups is to point out their attention seeking bs but somehow that ends when it comes to "gender identity."

It's pretty bad when these shitty people who everyone acknowledges are shitty attention whores, still get their xie/xer bs pandered too.

I figure even if they truly are trans or whatever the fuck, fuck their pronouns. They lost the right to people believing them when they began to shout about their sooper dooper undiagnosed fatal diseases all over the internet

Don't cry wolf and expect for people to believe you. Respect is earned
 
Fuck this drug addict bitch.

Here's the dox on Tess. Have fun crying over this, sweetheart.

Tess Nicholson
120 Main Street, Unit 221
Saco, ME 04072
Lived there since August 2020

Age: 29
DOB 12/1991

Landline number: (603) 367-9721

AKA: Ms Tess Elizbeth Nicholson
Tess Elizbeth Nicholson
Ms. Tess Nicholson

Previous Addresses:
75 Piscataqua Rd.
Durham, NH 03824

30 Durham Point Rd
Durham, NH 03824

6 Strout Ln
Durham, NH 03824

125 Newbury St.
Portland ME 04101

PO Box 66
Durham, NH 03824
 
imagine coming to kiwifarms and bragging about being top of your class at nursing school
lmao
It was community college, too. Nothing against community college, but top of your nursing class at community college isn't much of a flex in general, let alone here.

Anyway, back in 2013, Tess was posting super low calorie "recipes" that she was tagging as both #weight loss and #chronic illness. Then in 2014 had her colon removed due to GI issues. But I'm sure the two are unrelated.
tessy2013recipe.png
From her personal blog. And archive.
 
TanzChelsea is one of the people who reported MS until it was taken down and now the backup sub so I’m posting her timeline here

She claims Stiff Person Syndrome but her “stiff attacks” look nothing like the real condition


Name - Chelsea



Age - 32





Claimed Diagnoses and Health Issues -



  1. hEDS
  2. MCAS
  3. CCI
  4. FND
  5. Degenerative Disc Disease
  6. OA
  7. Scoliosis
  8. Dysautonomia
  9. ADHD


Information -



  • Started a regular TikTok to talk about the pandemic in April 2020 with no mention of health issues and no visible medical accessories and show no signs of FND
  • They eventually mention that they used to be a workaholic but now they put their health first
  • In late April 2020 FND is mentioned but is not currently mentioned in their bio alongside all the other diagnoses
  • Start using an unprescribed walker in May 2020 and asks why they don’t come with instructions
  • June 2020 claimed they sprained their neck causing them to have blackouts and seizures for 6 weeks, stoping them from walking
  • July 2020 starts wearing neck brace
  • Gets a trial power chair in October 2020 and immediately makes multiple TikToks
  • Has a carer coming in on day a week to give her mum a break in October 2020
  • Gets a tilt table test in October 2020 but was claiming Dysautonomia before then
  • November 2020 claims they have undiagnosed Stiff Person Syndrome
  • December 2020 gets referred to a neurosurgeon
  • April 2021 gets an NG tube due to malnourishment


Call themselves a disability advocate



TikToks -



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEgLVn/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEWFRy/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEp5Pu/

Walkers do come with instructions if you’re told to use one by a doctor



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEfcdh/

Didn’t she just get that walker?



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEpRnM/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEnGSH/

Are you ashamed to wear it or do you not actually wear it?



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEbAcn/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEtKM8/

“Not me, wrong bitch”



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEnsjg/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEn4Xx/

Emergency trip where the mean doctors won’t acknowledge her conditions



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEWCTy/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEuWxL/

Cancer chic



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEaJNr/

The ER is shaking



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEX6wf/

ADHD CHECK!



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEQfsF/

Pain level 30



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEvMmf/

Hyper mobility check



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBE5Pmr/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEfAu2/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBo1AS3/

Spasm started because their dog was barking around them



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoY26U/

This is the first time I’ve seen a subject have actual flushing not normal facial redness



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEo9aU/

“First we were all like woah”



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBojxmB/

“I scoot up the stairs like a toddler”



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEwfbU/

Life update



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBohj8x/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoNy8V/

“How I lost my drivers license”



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBohUAj/

They’re just iron infusions ffs



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBE3DwH/

Your mum is right



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEEvRt/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBohcpg/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoLW87/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoM4Kb/

Carer comes to relive her mum one day a week



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoJjjD/

You’re probably not in that much pain then



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBok3P2/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoLquQ/

Undiagnosed stiff person syndrome



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoFbXx/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEKau7/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBo1GDB/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoBgfQ/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEEnGt/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBokwmU/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoj74q/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEE5T6/

Labs check



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBo8m98/

All this for a UTI?



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBEoW4e/



https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJBoLuQN/


Good work, just one tip:

These munchies edit and delete their posts almost as often as they make them, especially if they get noticed. Before posting its good to archive in some way even if its just screenshots: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archival-tools.6561/

Welcome all new reddit people. Stick around, learn the culture and enjoy a site which doesn't delete fucking everything you've worked on every few months.
 
View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol
She's claiming that sharing her information is "criminal harassment" and makes her "unsafe", but it's all a matter of public record. I don't understand how she expects anyone to believe her when she says it's somehow illegal. @Chronicallyclever, care to clarify this, as you offered to do?

Additionally, what good is an eye patch supposed to do if it isn't adhered properly and one can see around it? Honestly wondering. At least wash your greasy face before sticking your pediatric eye occlusion patch on.
 
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View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol
Is it me, or does she talk with way too much saliva in her mouth? I swear, it's leaking out and she's spitting all over the place.

She must really hate that she has no control over what's being posted and said. Her carefully "cultivated" image of being chronically ill is showing cracks, and you can see her panicking about that.

LOLz at her for thinking she's so good at lying that we'd believe the shit she spewed here.
 
View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol
For clout? She’s Barbara Streisand-ing herself. She loves every minute of it. We could be the biggest scum bags in the world but atleast we can take decent shit every once in awhile - unlike you Tess. Stop taking the opiates and drink some prune juice.
 
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she’s apparently now getting a patreon, because the logical thing to do after freaking out about your info being out there on the internet is to put more of your information on the internet!! :stress:


this should be fun.
Tess is fucked in the head. The more that people call her out and cut off her revenue streams, the better.
 
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