The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Nazifurs" aren't really Nazis and have no interest in Fascism, they just adopted the aesthetic for their fursonas for edgy reasons.

Obviously, but the point stands.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel this really can't be overstated.
Livestock births shouldn't be a surprise.

Of course they're too stupid to understand saying shit like this repeatedly is basically saying "we are absolutely incompetent dudes who should not even be allowed to have a housecat."

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Okay let me redig on this. I have NOT watched all the videos or listened to all the podcasts yet to autistically place together every word. But the 9 News media does say 180 alpaca. The most damning evidence would be the ranchers own words for exact numbers.


Bonnie's own worlds 06/24/2021
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To be fair. This says day 2 they didn't quote day 1 also babies cant be shorn.

Im a mobilefag so I cant search keywords on twatter so lemme just look at the articles. I ordered them latest to most recent

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"Nearly 100" Vice News so.... 06/25/2020

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"100" Buzzfeed 8/05/2020

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"Nearly 200"Denver Post January 2021

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"100" Planet Transgender 03/02/2021 (to be fair i think the news just fucked up here)

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"About 180" High County News From 04/18/2021

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"More than 150" NPR From 06/01/2021

The number clearly took a dive from the 180 range to 150-130ish with now 11 baby cria. Sheep count is the same + some babies (these are going to be sold, we did lose one baby to Tranchero retardation removing it from its mom). Duck population also seems stable-ish. Haven't seen many chicken since they were in the coop with the Alpaca lol. We know they gave up one dog as well.

TURBO AUTISM LINKS:

Spoiler: Tranch On TV

** Im missing the Today Show one as well as their video previews for their documentary

Spoiler: ALL TRANCH ARTICLE LINKS

Articles​

Denver Post -
How an anarchist commune for queer people grew a haven in conservative rural Colorado
Read here
High Country News -
Meet the gun-toting ‘Tenacious Unicorns’ in rural Colorado
Read here
NPR -
A Would-Be Trans And Queer Haven In Rural Colorado Just Wants To Be Left Alone
Read here
Vice -
The Alpaca Ranch That’s Creating a Rural Utopia for Trans People
Read here
Buzzfeed -
Queer Folks Are Fleeing US Cities to Create Their Own Refuge
Read here
Heavy Feather Review -
“The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch”: Wednesday Work Day Interview
Read here
PinkNews -
Meet the trans folk who built the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a community of armed, anti-fascist alpaca farmers
Read here
Planet Transgender -
Alpacas, Unicorns and 9MM Glocks Home on the range
Read here
Yahoo News -
Meet the trans folk who built the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a community of armed, anti-fascist alpaca farmers
Read here

Sangre De Cristo Sentinel (The Shitmill) -
Here is a collection of the local rightwing extremist publications on the ranch
Read here

Spoiler: All Podcasts

Podcasts​

Worst Year Ever -
Listen here
Socialist Rifle Association -
Listen here
Unafraid -
Listen here

So the official count at the beginning of living in the new ranch was about 90~

soon after a neighboring ranch went out of business and the unicorns accepted 100 new alpacas and in return received 1 years worth of green hay.

the last official count I remember was 197 I think... they admitted to loosing a few over the winter but yer the numbers keep getting miss reported.

Phil and the tranchers get triggered by a callout post made by a furry.
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A large slapfight ensues between Phil, Sky, and some twitter randoms. Sorry if some of these screenshots are redundant. There's a lot of this shit and it takes place over multiple threads.
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Kinda ninja'd but whatever I'm posting it anyway.

have you noticed the ranch gets very prickly and defensive when money is tight? They get called out all the time and don’t seem to care but when they need more money all of sudden they can’t let the “slander” go by.

Also lol at Paul asking about lawyers for an “easy libel suit” Paul you fat retard. Libel and slander laws are the hardest to get justice for due to the best amendment. There is case law of people flat out lying about heinous shit but not convinced because it’s even harder to prove civil damages.

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, and bottle-feeding animals is incredibly simple.

And if the animals are healthy and/or properly segregated they shouldn’t reject there offspring at the rates the ranch sees. Like honestly the amount of parent less children at the ranch rivals Detroit at this rate.

 

[lamp shade]

trannies?

Link

Like the claims of the fascist militia attacking the tranch? Wouldn’t the burden of proof be on the tranch based on what he’s saying here?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Don't overlook the "abandoned by their moms" line which indicates either serious problems that cause the sheep to abandon their newborns at a rate way higher than average, or the tranchers are simply stealing baby lambs to bottle feed because uwu motherhood and lying about it.

Sheep don’t do that unless they are frightened for their own life, or their babies are forcibly taken from them very quickly after birth. This is really scary.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

The US has a little bit of everything for everyone. It's probably why the Eurotrash despise us so. That and central air conditioning.

Eurotrash have a bit of everything too, including desert, swamp and tropical rainforest, so I'd hazard a guess that landscape isn't the main reason some them despise the US.

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LOL at these baffoons and their circular reasoning. "Evidence that armed attackers have come after us? Yes, we have evidence, just look at all the media in which we lumber about with weapons and ugly-cry about people staring at us in Costco and making fun of us online! No, no, YOU'RE moving the goalposts!"

The only time these dolts are "attacked" is when their poor animals struggle and lash out in self-defence and knock the wind out of them. God, living in a troon brain must be exhausting.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Hello furries who are visiting/lurking this thread after the Denfur news! You should know that there is a very handy and recent discussion of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, their failures, their grifting and their animal abuse, available on youtube for free:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtu.be

alternative link

Skip to 53:30 for all your Tenacious Unicorn Ranch information. How many alpaca can you shove in a freezing shed? Find out!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hello furries who are visiting/lurking this thread after the Denfur news! You should know that there is a very handy and recent discussion of the Tranch, their failures, their grifting and their animal abuse, available on youtube for free:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtu.be

alternative link

Skip to 53:30 for all your Tranch information. How many alpaca can you shove in a freezing shed? Find out!

It's crazy to think that this was released only two months ago. This thread moves so fast that this feels like ancient history.

 

[Shaka Brah]

It's crazy to think that this was released only two months ago. This thread moves so fast that this feels like ancient history.

I can't even remember if Null mentioned the Korps and the furry shit. I think that was totally left out of the MATI episode because of how much other shit they're involved in, and now it's the center of their most recent drama.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I can't even remember if Null mentioned the Korps and the furry shit. I think that was totally left out of the MATI episode because of how much other shit they're involved in, and now it's the center of their most recent drama.

I just rewatched it and it was amazing how Null showed Kevin’s tweets admitting his creepy hard-on for alpacas, back when everybody decent hoped he’d never have access to alpacas.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What's the over/under on them showing up to this Denfur thing fully tacticool? God I hope they show up in full kit and try to argue with the organizers that it's for they're own safety.

 

[Meriasek]

Eurotrash have a bit of everything too, including desert, swamp and tropical rainforest, so I'd hazard a guess that landscape isn't the main reason some them despise the US.

LOL at these baffoons and their circular reasoning. "Evidence that armed attackers have come after us? Yes, we have evidence, just look at all the media in which we lumber about with weapons and ugly-cry about people staring at us in Costco and making fun of us online! No, no, YOU'RE moving the goalposts!"

The only time these dolts are "attacked" is when their poor animals struggle and lash out in self-defence and knock the wind out of them. God, living in a troon brain must be exhausting.

I don't know if French Guiana counts as a european tropical rainforest when it's in South America.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

I don't know if French Guiana counts as a european tropical rainforest when it's in South America.

And Puerto Rico is in the Carribbean.

 

[UVB-76]

And Puerto Rico is in the Carribbean.

Which is a region inside the American continent. Guam would be a better comparison because it's technically in micronesia.

 

[The Dude]

In fairness, furries as a group know bullshit when they see it better than anyone, their community is full of it to the eyeballs and they know it. Animal and child abusers, Nazis, commies, addicts, bug chasers, sex pests, chronic grifters, munchies, abusers, sociopaths, speds, and some of the worst STI management since the advent of AIDS and HIV, they're all here. Every furry has a skeleton of some kind but they also all know how to use the special snowflake sex/race/etc to slip away from the worst of the lynch mob (usually).

But somehow despite living in a veritable neighborhood of glass Taj Mahals, they have few hesitations about lobbing cinder blocks at each other's living rooms which is why meltdowns and drama within the community are so damn juicy.

My main gripe with furfags is (mostly) the same gripe I have with trannies and the Black Community: they refuse to call out the bad elements in their community, and will often go on the defensive for their shittiest members, even when presented with mountains of damning evidence. Look at how many furfags went to bat for Kero the Wolf. The guy literally raped animals, associated with sadistic degenerates who got sexual gratification from torturing animals to death (and worse), lied about it several times, and changed his story every time he got caught being dishonest. And there are STILL furfags who defend him because "he didn't do anything illegal". If you want normal people to accept you and your fandom or community, then maybe don't go to bat for the morally bankrupt members in your group. Especially when there are receipts of all the heinous shit those members have done. It not only makes normal people less accepting and sympathetic towards you and your community, it makes you look suspect by proxy.

ok but if they all is going to furry con, who is left to watch ranch? who will defend it? please twitter furries, harnass it in so we can have a crossover event

Gee-whiz, you'd think that people who are having their lives LITERALLY THREATENED wouldn't be publicly announcing when they will be away from their home/weapons. Not only have they let Earl and everyone else know where they will be and that they'll be defenseless, but they've also let the people who want to kill them or run them out know that their Ranch will be under-staffed and barely defended. Real galaxy-brained move there.

"Nazifurs" aren't really Nazis and have no interest in Fascism, they just adopted the aesthetic for their fursonas for edgy reasons.

I'll gladly take Nazis over Commies. Nazis at least have a sense of honor and morality.

 

[Angel Phish]

My main gripe with furfags is (mostly) the same gripe I have with trannies and the Black Community: they refuse to call out the bad elements in their community, and will often go on the defensive for their shittiest members, even when presented with mountains of damning evidence. Look at how many furfags went to bat for Kero the Wolf. The guy literally raped animals, associated with sadistic degenerates who got sexual gratification from torturing animals to death (and worse), lied about it several times, and changed his story every time he got caught being dishonest. And there are STILL furfags who defend him because "he didn't do anything illegal". If you want normal people to accept you and your fandom or community, then maybe don't go to bat for the morally bankrupt members in your group. Especially when there are receipts of all the heinous shit those members have done. It not only makes normal people less accepting and sympathetic towards you and your community, it makes you look suspect by proxy.



Gee-whiz, you'd think that people who are having their lives LITERALLY THREATENED wouldn't be publicly announcing when they will be away from their home/weapons. Not only have they let Earl and everyone else know where they will be and that they'll be defenseless, but they've also let the people who want to kill them or run them out know that their Ranch will be under-staffed and barely defended. Real galaxy-brained move there.



I'll gladly take Nazis over Commies. Nazis at least have a sense of honor and morality.

That's exactly my point. The tenacious trancheros fit right in with the furfags because they're peddling the exact same kind of bullshit and degeneracy, which is why the furries recognize it for what it is rather than rolling straight over for troon dick to earn woke credits. This means absolutely nothing in terms of the moral fibre of the furries doing the calling out, or the community at large, it's entirely a matter of the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Meiwaku]

Nazis at least have a sense of honor and morality.

Press X to doubt

Edit: the galaxy brain quote was modified so Kiwis know what I was skeptical about

 

[White Devil]

Press X to doubt

I mean, he's partially right. Communists are all barely human degenerates in some form or another. Or Jewish, which is practically the same thing.

 

[TERF ISLAND]

Press X to doubt

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 

[Meiwaku]

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

There's an overwhelming level of troonery /faggotry/femboy shit, biracial racemixing lust for japanese girls/asians in general, lolicon, general anime weebery and furries in said ideology for people who allegedly have a "sense of ethos" and detest "degeneracy".

But back on topic. I tend to find this true for most extremist political viewpoints. The levels of skeletons in the closet, be they any kind, are nothing short of insane. This is why the Tranch is so entertaining.