Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[sperginity]

What could you even do to fix a Jazz?

Send him to a place where there is no internet and people have serious, unavoidable problems, like poverty. Then he should do charity work to help those people. At minimum a year of that. So much of the tragedy of westerners trooning out en masse is due to being way too focused on themselves and also on showing off to other people. He is functionally asexual and will never be married. Living a life of service to others is an honorable way to respond to being dealt those cards by his crazy mother. I have seen people worse off mentally who did way more for others than jazz ever has, there isn't much real excuse in wallowing in personal tragedy when it is clearly possible to do something meaningful in spite of just about any tragedy.

Failing that I would legit send this kid to a psych ward for a couple months. There are usually two levels of inpatient psych care, one is reserved for people who are a risk to others as well as themselves, jazz would not go there. The other side of inpatient psych is full of people who do have serious problems but are only a real risk to themselves, the security is much lighter, he could do well there. Those places control food so you can't use it to act out or hurt yourself, and then provide intensive therapy and education to help him deal with the feelings he currently eats. He would have a chance to develop an identity outside of his family or tv show. He has a mood disorder and an eating disorder. That combination has poor long term outcomes, intensive treatment is sensible imo. Places like that have limited visiting hours because that can really cut down on any negative influence that may exist from abusive family or romantic partners. Even if you have a good family it is good to learn to deal with problems on your own so that you can gain some self esteem from having done it on your own.

I don't think either of our suggestions are that far off from each other. Basically stop being self centered and build a life away from family of origin. Anything to make that happen would work.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Jazz isn't anywhere near the psych ward, but I think we're all agreed that he needs to get out of his head for a bit.

Jewish kids get free trips to Israel and he and Sander should do that.

 

[FreeCandyVan]

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It's utterly mindblowing that we've spent years watching a small boy be twisted to his mother's sick agenda, have his tiny dick lopped off, hemorrhage his disgusting axe wound of a fake vagina multiple times, end up with massive graft scars across most of his body, then balloon into a whale

And somehow the cringiest part of all of it is Sander

 

[all4mom2]

Jewish kids get free trips to Israel and he and Sander should do that.

But not together. I recently watched a documentary on an Eastern European Hasidic Jewish (the Bloshinskys look like them) enclave in Brooklyn that still rejects American values. They would be horrified.

 

[Law]

Yes, and my mom would have screamed at my brothers to clean the toilet if they did that shit.

Jeanette was too busy screaming at Jazz to dilate his amhole and dance for the cameras, and that poor toilet ended up being victimized.

Jewish kids get free trips to Israel and he and Sander should do that.

As much as I love the idea of Jazz getting to see the world and expand his horizons, those Birthright trips are WIERD. They have an undercurrent of wanting the Jew kids to hook up with each other so they can keep those bloodlines pure. Sanders would be an absolute menace on one of those.

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

Sander posted a video with Kinsey but I ain't downloading that. Even by my standards it creeps me out too much. I'm not gonna be surprised when Sander ends up convicted of being a serial cannibal.


What could you even do to fix a Jazz?

Spoiler: My thoughts, but I want to hear you guy's too

1. Get Jazz the fuck away from narc family and evil film crew.
2. Send to fat-camp with no internet.
3. Provide self-care instructors. Not the SJW kind, the kind that teach you how to dress, clean, and feed yourself.

I would send him to Pakistan or Afghanistan to work at a shelter for women who have been abused, forced into a child marriage or acid attacked for “dishonorable “ behaviour. Reason being that Jazz has a very warped idea of what womanhood is, he thinks it’s some plastic mermaid Barbie shit that can be achieved with surgery and the blessings of the hormone fairy. It would do him good to learn that womanhood is a material reality which brings horrific oppression for women in many parts of the world. I’d send him to work there for a year. This would:

1. help him to understand the material reality of human biology
2. Make him realise how fucking privileged he is (ok maybe he isn’t privileged now because of stink ditch and fucked up life, but he grew up in a hugely privileged environment)
3. Force him to focus on something other than himself
4. Lose weight and get healthier, since they don’t have Nutella and burgers on tap in rural Afghanistan
5. Give the abused women a source of amusement and laughter, god knows they must be in sore need of some lolcows to take their mind off of their own problems

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Send Jazz to a convent.

He can be fat in peace.
He would be forced to do actual service to the community.
He has to swear a vote of celibacy, so his lack of genitals won't be a problem.

I know many nuns and priests who attend college, so he can still pursue an education. Instead of something moronic like astrology or past lives, he can get a degree on theology or philosophy.

 

[Muttnik]

Even helping at the local homeless or animal shelters would be good for him. Jazz is very vain, very shallow, and very self-obsessed when he isn't flouncing about on a fake project. While what happened to him is not his fault, he needs to contribute to the world in a way that isn't whining or focused on appearance.

 

[all4mom2]

Jazz's "job" and thus reason d'etre from the time he was six has been trans activist; I'm sure that's the so-called career he was planning to pursue. It's almost certain he no longer believes in the cause, at least on some level, so that's probably out the window. Now what? It's an existential crisis. Of course he could flip the switch and become an anti-trans activist instead, but he's not there yet. I wonder if Jeanette is still advocating for it?

 

[Little Dark Age]

Send Jazz to a convent.

He can be fat in peace.
He would be forced to do actual service to the community.
He has to swear a vote of celibacy, so his lack of genitals won't be a problem.

I know many nuns and priests who attend college, so he can still pursue an education. Instead of something moronic like astrology or past lives, he can get a degree on theology or philosophy.

Dude, no. I get what you're saying but if anything, Jazz needs to be sent to a monastery with men. Giving him the affirmation of being sent to the most "female space" of spaces on earth is the last thing he needs. You all can puzzle piece me for it or whatever but this is an actual thing that troons try to do and it's a transparent bid for validation. Convents don't exist to heal broken male eunuchs.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

As much as I love the idea of Jazz getting to see the world and expand his horizons, those Birthright trips are WIERD. They have an undercurrent of wanting the Jew kids to hook up with each other so they can keep those bloodlines pure. Sanders would be an absolute menace on one of those.

Apparently they let converts do it and I always wondered how that would go.

"Welcome to your ancestral homeland!" "Duluth?" "...er, no. Jerusalem."

 

[all4mom2]

Per that documentary, BTW, the "Jennings" (Bloshinsky) family is Ashkenazi Jewish and, yes, the nose is characteristic. I don't blame Jazz for not wishing to have that altered (as apparently both Grandma Jackie and Cousin Debbie have). It's good that he accepts/kept something of his real self!

 

[Law]

Instead of something moronic like astrology or past lives, he can get a degree on theology

This is an extremely funny sentence.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jazz's "job" and thus reason d'etre from the time he was six has been trans activist; I'm sure that's the so-called career he was planning to pursue. It's almost certain he no longer believes in the cause, at least on some level, so that's probably out the window. Now what? It's an existential crisis. Of course he could flip the switch and become an anti-trans activist instead, but he's not there yet. I wonder if Jeanette is still advocating for it?

This very reason is why beyond a shadow of a doubt I absolutely despise Jeanette and the cowardly husband.

Our knowledge of Jazz only comes from TV. And maybe the family was right that even as a Toddler Jazz wanted to be treated as a girl. We can only speculate that Jazz's dysphoria was brought on by abuse & coaching. We can't prove that though.

But what we all know is that Jeanette made Jazz a public figure at such an early age. Our sociology majors want to tell us how Gender is a "spectrum" but Jazz was pushed into the corner of being the "girliest girl" there is. If Jazz wanted to put on boy's clothes or play with action figures it would break the tightly made public figure of Jazz being "a girl's brain in a boy's body."

In 20 years time Jazz will be a "Baby Jane."

 

[Tasty Tatty]

This is an extremely funny sentence.

theology itself (at least how I've seen it) studies the phenomenon beyond religions, which are real occurrences.

But I get the point, hahaha.

 

[NoReturn]

Even helping at the local homeless or animal shelters would be good for him.

No way should Jazz go somewhere like that. Don't you guys remember what happened to Rev. Andy Bales? Dude lost his leg working with the homeless, lord knows what would happen to ol' "Open Wound" Jennings.

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Here's today's retard-update:

sander_jennings
Sander Jennings · 51m ago
The best season of “I am Jazz” yet! @tlctv #iamjazz #realitytv #tlc #tlcfamily #tlctv #fy
Moon (And It Went Like) - Kid Francescoli

Note too, this comes from Sander's account.
And you bet your sweet ass I got stills:

Spoiler: Spoilered for length and Sander-face

Can anyone with a real TikTok account tell us what the comments are saying?

 

[Little Dark Age]

This is an extremely funny sentence.

Whereas astrology tends to be "studied" by believers in order to apply it, an atheist can study theology. A person can have a PhD in Theology. Just as much as a capitalist can study the history of communism or whatever. It doesn't require belief in what you're studying.

 

[Scrumption]

Here's today's retard-update:

The show is called "I Am Jazz" but nearly every behind the scenes clip in that is of Sander.

You can probably tell what I am thinking about that screencap where Jazz is dressed in a muumuu and lei, but I don't want to be the one to say it

Can anyone with a real TikTok account tell us what the comments are saying?

There are only eleven comments at the moment, nothing notable, so you aren't missing out.

 

[all4mom2]

The show is called "I Am Jazz" but nearly every behind the scenes clip in that is of Sander.

You can probably tell what I am thinking about that screencap where Jazz is dressed in a muumuu and lei, but I don't want to be the one to say it



There are only eleven comments at the moment, nothing notable, so you aren't missing out.

Jazz's MTF is the best thing that ever happened to Sander. It's almost...cannibalism.

 

[OttoWest]

Positively Yanivian: