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[Kane Lives]

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What does a pink cartoon horse got to do with being trans?

Also fucking Pinkie Pie is probably the most secure in her femininity among the main cast of MLP. Literally not a single one of them would be considered trans in any way, shape or form.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Treated me with respect and love"? Wasn't it all just SHE/HER pronouns in huge letters on his chart? I seem to recall he didn't have a pleasant stay when they removed the infected bone from his foot.

 

[Spoonomancer]

555-COME-ON-NOW
>still uses name on constant Amazon orders
>still casually uses deadname in sentences and ordering online stuff, something actual troons don't do
>current fursona name is "rule 63" version of irl name, another thing actual troons never do
say whatever happened to the alleged flowers that we delivered anyways

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

555-COME-ON-NOW
>still uses name on constant Amazon orders
>still casually uses deadname in sentences and ordering online stuff, something actual troons don't do
>current fursona name is "rule 63" version of irl name, another thing actual troons never do
say whatever happened to the alleged flowers that we delivered anyways

Id say he ate them but Lou would never consume something he knew was plant matter.

 

[Miss Misery]

If Kiwi Farms is the scariest thing about being trans then what's with all their screeching about assaults and rapes and murders and #TransgenderDayofRemembrance, eh?

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Oh my god why would he post that picture of his laptop with the camera flash on. Its dripping with filth. How do so many greasy fingerprints end up on a non-touch screen?

Also we've seen that picture of the tablet-covered end table, like 5 devices plugged in and charging in your living room. Surely some of those can be sold for a low end clean laptop.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm trying to figure out how many devices his dead mother allegedly needs now. This isn't the first time he's used this excuse.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm trying to figure out how many devices his dead mother allegedly needs now. This isn't the first time he's used this excuse.

I think this is the third time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think this is the third time.

He used it only a couple months ago right?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Why does he need a Chromebook for going outside, when he has this Acer? We all know his mother has her own means to get her own things. I wonder if this mysterious Acer has been logged In the "Owned PC" log?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He used it only a couple months ago right?

Yeah, IIRC around January 2021/December 2020 and in the autumn of 2020. I might be mistaking the latter for a round of "gotta give muh nephew a laptop cuz skool".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah, IIRC around January 2021/December 2020 and in the autumn of 2020. I might be mistaking the latter for a round of "gotta give muh nephew a laptop cuz skool".

Maybe it's a hereditary condition, and Lou's nephew also needs a steady supply of consumer electronics gifted to him in order to stay alive and bowling.

Thank God they've diagnosed his affliction sooner than Lou's; we can only hope that early treatment leads to a productive adulthood.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I'm trying to figure out how many devices his dead mother allegedly needs now.

Maybe enough to fill his mother's grave with.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Jesus christ, this motherfucker could stub his toe getting out of bed in the morning and whine about it as a way to grift money for a new phone. Who the hell needs all the electronics this dude has?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jesus christ, this motherfucker could stub his toe getting out of bed in the morning and whine about it as a way to grift money for a new phone. Who the hell needs all the electronics this dude has?

I'm picturing him opening a big Tylenol bottle, but it's just full of wireless earbuds. For a little headache, he only needs two of them.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Speaking of Louis' ability to connect sicknesses and tragedies to unrelated shit...


We finally find out why mama hates fireworks so bad.

You see, sometime in the past she had a car accident. Vaguely around 2002 or 2003, but who remembers stuff like car accidents.

The car accident caused not only back injuries but spams. Lots of spams. She had meds for the spams but then they took the spam meds away.

She was fine but then her rude neighbors shot off some fireworks and boom, just like that. It blew out her ear and her spams came back

 

[Aunt Carol]

The car accident caused not only back injuries but spams. Lots of spams. She had meds for the spams but then they took the spam meds away.

This is amazing. She stuffed back back injuries.

Lou's speech-to-text is nothing on Mama Gags' drunken autocomplete.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

A dramatic reading of Mama Gagg's gold tier post and a Strayans attempt at a Yank accent

 

[heyitsbay]

Speaking of Mama Gags... I don't want to post the actual picture, because I'm not that big of a dick, but the most recent picture of Skylar (AKA Louman Shield) in the pool shows that his uncle's diet of nuggers and sketti is starting to have an effect on him. Kid is getting chonkers, which is so fucking sad to see. Someone needs to get that kid away from Louis as soon as physically possible.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm going with the theory she has back issues from carrying dead weight (see what I did there?).

I present to you my fine fellow kiwis...............for peer review...........an experiment I just conducted. I went down to the local butcher and got 1lb roast beef and 1/4lb swiss. I got 8 sandwiches with mayo out of it to the cost of around $2.25 per. But chubs needs a million dollars for sketty sauce.