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There's an update: blah blah we had a heart-to-heart and we all learned a lot about pea-etiquette, and then it concludes with this:
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Do you think Tom is still raging against the machine now that Dementia Joe is in charge? Those "evil, inhumane" border facilities are still running, he sent troops back into Syria, and he nullified the executive order that slashed the price of insulin, so now all those big pharma vultures are able to prey on the sick again. Ah, who am I kidding? Tom's fine with this machine, because it's coloured blue instead of red. "Oh BuT i'M a HaRvArD gRaDuAtE!" Shut the fuck up, Tom, you goddamned sellout
 
Do you think Tom is still raging against the machine now that Dementia Joe is in charge? Those "evil, inhumane" border facilities are still running, he sent troops back into Syria, and he nullified the executive order that slashed the price of insulin, so now all those big pharma vultures are able to prey on the sick again. Ah, who am I kidding? Tom's fine with this machine, because it's coloured blue instead of red. "Oh BuT i'M a HaRvArD gRaDuAtE!" Shut the fuck up, Tom, you goddamned sellout
HAH! Ahhh, yeah no. Motherfucker is so tapped into the collective of corporations and businesses that he's literally pushing the most stale 'take' in the world. "Nazis are baaaaad!"
 
Do you think Tom is still raging against the machine now that Dementia Joe is in charge? Those "evil, inhumane" border facilities are still running, he sent troops back into Syria, and he nullified the executive order that slashed the price of insulin, so now all those big pharma vultures are able to prey on the sick again. Ah, who am I kidding? Tom's fine with this machine, because it's coloured blue instead of red. "Oh BuT i'M a HaRvArD gRaDuAtE!" Shut the fuck up, Tom, you goddamned sellout
A Harvard grad claiming to be against the system should have been the first red flag.
 
You need to come off as a smug, insufferable cunt to pass the reddit janny exam. Only the truly pathetic who lack anything worthwhile in their lives are happy to perform this job FOR FREE.

The funniest part is that the most pathetic and active mods aren't even some retarded teenagers that have nothing better to do, they're actual adults often over 25. Try picturing what your life is like, monitoring reddit all day everyday to delete the hundreds of comments you don't like. You do it for free and you hate every single moment of it but you can't stop.

There isn't many things to turn into worse than bardfinn. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
I've met one of them at a birthday party. She was the second most autistic person I ever talked to and she could only talk about reddit.

She talked like she was saving the world.
 
I've met one of them at a birthday party. She was the second most autistic person I ever talked to and she could only talk about reddit.

She talked like she was saving the world.
Second most autistic? Someone worse than a power mod on reddit has to be pretty fucking bad.

Not a shock for them to only talk about reddit, if they're continually patrolling it for wrongthink they quite literally have nothing else going on in their lives save for eating and sleeping. They're on a constant vigil for bad thinkies and they will die at their post.

It does make me wonder what these sorts of people were doing before the existence of reddit and other such forms of 'entertainment', were they the preachy in-your-business types of yesteryear, gossip mongers, or wanna-be church deacons?
 
Second most autistic? Someone worse than a power mod on reddit has to be pretty fucking bad.

Not a shock for them to only talk about reddit, if they're continually patrolling it for wrongthink they quite literally have nothing else going on in their lives save for eating and sleeping. They're on a constant vigil for bad thinkies and they will die at their post.

It does make me wonder what these sorts of people were doing before the existence of reddit and other such forms of 'entertainment', were they the preachy in-your-business types of yesteryear, gossip mongers, or wanna-be church deacons?
They were those greasy folk that worked at BlockBuster.

Then the Internet killed BlockBuster, and also their purpose in life.
 
Second most autistic? Someone worse than a power mod on reddit has to be pretty fucking bad.
Yes, I once met a guy in a talk group that couldn't figure out why his wife said she felt bad about him saying he didn't know if he still loved her and also didn't understand why he felt bad when she cheated on him.

Like every sentence he spoke was like a three act play of misery down the road because he was blind to emotions on a deep level. It was morbidly entertaining in a way.

He ended his story with saying he was fine with it all now, while his emotions were somewhere between crying and furious anger. Quite a thing to behold.

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Btw the girl redditmod meeting was after smart phones were common, but before it was common to see people use them in company. If I saw her now she'd probably ban some people while we're talking. She also had this kind of uneven, gravelly voice, similar to what a lot of trannies, dykes and genderqueers have. But since it was before the whole tranny thing, I'm pretty sure she wasn't one.
 
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Do you think Tom is still raging against the machine now that Dementia Joe is in charge? Those "evil, inhumane" border facilities are still running, he sent troops back into Syria, and he nullified the executive order that slashed the price of insulin, so now all those big pharma vultures are able to prey on the sick again. Ah, who am I kidding? Tom's fine with this machine, because it's coloured blue instead of red. "Oh BuT i'M a HaRvArD gRaDuAtE!" Shut the fuck up, Tom, you goddamned sellout
Didn't you know that being a Harvard graduate makes you a genius and means your opinions have more merit than the unwashed and uneducated masses? Tom might actually believe he's raging against the machine when he's protesting against racists and "nazi" conservatives, but those people he rages at are on the opposing side of the machine. How exactly do you rage against a machine that agrees with every opinion you have? Tom isn't raging against the machine, he's raging against people who refuse to fully integrate into the machine. Leftists like Tom are the worst aspect of modern society. Think of all the good movements and changes that could happen if every single movement wasn't captured by these petulant children who bounce from issue to issue, never accomplishing anything and emasculating every good organization that has ever existed in western society.
 
Didn't you know that being a Harvard graduate makes you a genius and means your opinions have more merit than the unwashed and uneducated masses? Tom might actually believe he's raging against the machine when he's protesting against racists and "nazi" conservatives, but those people he rages at are on the opposing side of the machine. How exactly do you rage against a machine that agrees with every opinion you have? Tom isn't raging against the machine, he's raging against people who refuse to fully integrate into the machine. Leftists like Tom are the worst aspect of modern society. Think of all the good movements and changes that could happen if every single movement wasn't captured by these petulant children who bounce from issue to issue, never accomplishing anything and emasculating every good organization that has ever existed in western society.
It almost sounds like he's attempting to keep in line with a political image that will help him to shill his music, whether or not it's intellectually viable nor in line with the current landscape. He may well be self-aware enough to know how dumb his opinion is, yet unable to change it for fear of alienating his audience. In short, he's not so much raging against the machine, as he is an audioslave.
 
Second most autistic? Someone worse than a power mod on reddit has to be pretty fucking bad.

Not a shock for them to only talk about reddit, if they're continually patrolling it for wrongthink they quite literally have nothing else going on in their lives save for eating and sleeping. They're on a constant vigil for bad thinkies and they will die at their post.

It does make me wonder what these sorts of people were doing before the existence of reddit and other such forms of 'entertainment', were they the preachy in-your-business types of yesteryear, gossip mongers, or wanna-be church deacons?
This kind of behavior used to be classified as enforcing sadism, a mental disorder common among various nigger abuse specialists. Given that only losers become Reddit admins, I think it's probable that most of them would have become cops had they not discovered jannying.
 
Didn't you know that being a Harvard graduate makes you a genius and means your opinions have more merit than the unwashed and uneducated masses? Tom might actually believe he's raging against the machine when he's protesting against racists and "nazi" conservatives, but those people he rages at are on the opposing side of the machine. How exactly do you rage against a machine that agrees with every opinion you have? Tom isn't raging against the machine, he's raging against people who refuse to fully integrate into the machine. Leftists like Tom are the worst aspect of modern society. Think of all the good movements and changes that could happen if every single movement wasn't captured by these petulant children who bounce from issue to issue, never accomplishing anything and emasculating every good organization that has ever existed in western society.
He is a political science major. Basically a certified retard with a zealoting degree.
 
It does make me wonder what these sorts of people were doing before the existence of reddit and other such forms of 'entertainment', were they the preachy in-your-business types of yesteryear, gossip mongers, or wanna-be church deacons?

40 years ago the people who would make up the wokie crowd today found their calling in being church ladies. Internet culture warriors have all the same amount of busybody moralizing, but with none of the charity work that the church ladies would also do. Instead of feeding or clothing the homeless the wokies now just have to press a like button to get the dopamine hit they need to justify their moral superiority.
 
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