Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Rhysuu]

lol for some reason I find it funny that Adam never took the "activate this card now" sticker off of his debit card. Lazy bitch. Also whatever he was paying for was $25.

Isn't Adam in his 30s now? Why doesn't he have a credit card? Does he seriously pay for everything with debit? No banks trusting him with a credit line?

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Being following this for quite a bit, but doesn't Chibi have like an apartment now. So, meaning he hasn't updated his drivers license since getting his new place.

Yeah, he hasn't updated it. During the hair dye stream he told the hairdresser that he's living in Sterling Heights now.

He may have since then. He tweeted about going to the DMV, and, in Michigan when you change address but license is still a ways out from expiration, they just print you a sticker to put on the back with the new address.

Source: Live in Michigan and have done this myself- also check IDs for work and saw one with a sticker today.

Isn't Adam in his 30s now? Why doesn't he have a credit card? Does he seriously pay for everything with debit? No banks trusting him with a credit line?

Family probably forbid him/wouldn't co-sign as he probably has no credit from paying bills or paying off a loan or anything. But can you imagine what he'd do if he had access to one? He'd ruin himself financially on Gacha games for sure.

Edit- Checked his twitter and as I suspected, there were more photos from the waterpark. He's at Soaring Eagle. It's an indoor waterpark/arcade built on a casino/hotel. Went there with my parents' friend group and all their kids as a kind of group vacation once when I was like, 15-16. It's where you drop your kids to go fuck around while you go to the bar or casino, which is why he's paying $25 for a Bahama Mama. While it has been some time since I was there, I still can't imagine it's "badass" as he claims. I was the oldest child there so I got pretty bored pretty quick. All the attractions are made for younger kids, obviously. And for some reason even though it was relatively newly opened (waterpark that is) when we went, half of the arcade machines were all ready broken- likely from wet kids shorting them out as the arcade had doors leading right into the waterpark.

 

[blinkber385]

The jokes write themselves

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Chibi has been a badass lately so it's time to hit the clubs. Also, responding to trolls is the best way to deal with them.

No surprise that Radia plays trivia on his own.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

How it's going to go:

 

[Tism the Return]

Some spazz with awful, dyed blue hair singing songs from video games for kids sounds like the ultimate pussy repellent. I'd hope he does it but I'm not cruel enough to wish that upon anyone.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Chibi has been a badass lately so it's time to hit the clubs. Also, responding to trolls is the best way to deal with them.
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No surprise that Radia plays trivia on his own.
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I think Chibi and myself have very different definitions of the term "dive bar". When I think of a dive bar I think of a dingy place that is mostly beer drinkers and pool tables and they only have a karaoke machine so they can tell who is about to get a pool cue to the back of the head.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think Chibi and myself have very different definitions of the term "dive bar". When I think of a dive bar I think of a dingy place that is mostly beer drinkers and pool tables and they only have a karaoke machine so they can tell who is about to get a pool cue to the back of the head.

Chibi has to evacuate the building when people team up on him in laser tag. I can't imagine what's going to happen when the dozen or so problem drinkers at the bar get a load of the fruity-looking guy with blue hair.

 

[blinkber385]

Video game karaoke friendly detroit dive bars and adult themed water parks

His brain is wired so fuckin strangely

 

[DeathsDesign]

Imagine the sheer amount of money you would have the spend, not to mention the mounds of sugar you would consume, just trying to get even a slight buzz on those $25 waterpark drinks.

 

[BrainSand63]

I really don’t understand him. Wouldn't the better way to meet people, especially at a dive bar, be to approach people and start a conversation and/or offer to buy them a round? All video game karaoke is going to do for you is get your teeth kicked in, and rightfully so.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I'm shit at making friends, but Chibi makes me feel like a expert

 

[Xolanite]

If you're going to try karaoke, at least sing normie music.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

I really don’t understand him. Wouldn't the better way to meet people, especially at a dive bar, be to approach people and start a conversation and/or offer to buy them a round? All video game karaoke is going to do for you is get your teeth kicked in, and rightfully so.

Theoretically speaking, karaoke is a GREAT way to meet new people. I'm a singer myself. If you have a good voice, girls will want to talk to you. Guys will compliment how great you did doing a cover of said song.

Only problem with this is Chibi's voice sounds like you take keys, screwdrivers and nails, shove them into your ears and rotate them.

 

[Tism the Return]

Now that I think about it I'm just thrilled to hear Chibi sing if he's going to make awful lyrics like he did on the Donkey Kong video. I can't help but imagine the absolute horror he'd unleash, cringe off the charts.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Theoretically speaking, karaoke is a GREAT way to meet new people. I'm a singer myself. If you have a good voice, girls will want to talk to you. Guys will compliment how great you did doing a cover of said song.

Only problem with this is Chibi's voice sounds like you take keys, screwdrivers and nails, shove them into your ears and rotate them.

Imagine if he tried to sing Pollyana again.

 

[blinkber385]

Theoretically speaking, karaoke is a GREAT way to meet new people. I'm a singer myself. If you have a good voice, girls will want to talk to you. Guys will compliment how great you did doing a cover of said song.

Only problem with this is Chibi's voice sounds like you take keys, screwdrivers and nails, shove them into your ears and rotate them.

Nobody thinks karaoke is the theoretical problem, it's the video game part

It would go down as well as when he played an AMV at his dad's funeral

 

[Cedric_Eff]

lol for some reason I find it funny that Adam never took the "activate this card now" sticker off of his debit card. Lazy bitch. Also whatever he was paying for was $25.

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Isn't Adam in his 30s now? Why doesn't he have a credit card? Does he seriously pay for everything with debit? No banks trusting him with a credit line?

I mean Credit cards aren’t necessary really.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Why do I get the feeling he doesn't care too much about his credit score.

 

[Sweetheart]

A 31 year old man is currently losing his mind over one of his tweets about a game for kids going mildly viral while hoping that it may revive his dead stream, and using it to to virtue signal.