DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EarwaxGourmet]

Hoo boy! What a stream. Aside from the upgraded turbobegging, he did push ups and totally just didn't count out loud. He also still can do pull ups (implying he could ever do it) as he motions doing a chin up, yeah fucking right. This fat fuck can pull up his own bodyweight without problems with those atrophied arms? And on top of all that he just casually drops that he would've been a good detective... the guy who thought Mount Rushmore was Mount Everest would've been a good detective.

 

[arrivefriday]

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

I swear if he does a xbox unboxing he might be the biggest piece of shit in history, I pray for his own sake that he hasn't ordered the newest xbox.

 

[Sender]

If it's a Series X it's likely a fan got it for him, though that's not saying that he couldn't have ordered it himself. He's that big of a piece of shit. But I'm going with fan donation on this one. The fact that he's not sure makes me think it's a fan, we know how anal he is about the delivery times of his own orders.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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Phil bought himself a curry to pay for an Xbox

Sorry for the shit posting, but I had to read it to believe that this is likely to happen.

 

[Adebisi]

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

If its not a new xbox I think he is just going back to the love seat and he will ham it up as a massive improvement that other chair sucked and was horrible and made streaming so hard.

 

[gaarashatan]

How is it not an Xbox, dude literally just made a grand the other day. He'll try to play it off about anon gifted to him behind scenes cause he still has to play the mah bills schtick with the money he's getting. Not like saying he bought it would change much for the loyal paypigs

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Even those I doubt Phil managed to pull out 25 of in that time frame. IF he did some kind of push-ups it would be against wall:
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Only way I could picture DSP doing push-ups is in prison tbh

 

[Sender]

I can almost taste his giddiness (excitement infused with gin) here, so yeah, I'm going with a Series X.

 

[ManakaLaala]

lolcow with a surprise? I'm going with a trannysydephil

 

[DSPGouting]

Clip of Phil faking the 25 push-ups for those who haven't seen it

Excuse the Power level but I'm pretty fit and play lots of contact sports. if I did 20 Pressups in a row I'd still be a bit red faced and a little out of breath.

Feels bad that Dave did 25 and didn't even break a sweat - I think I need to rethink my fitness regime.

ChadsydePhil the bodybuilder strikes again

 

[Sona]

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

It's absolutely an Xbox, this is like the time he flew Kat in all over again.

Regarding his totally legit push ups:
According to this table of how many push ups a man can do before being exhausted, Phil is above average! I don't know about you all but I certainly believe that a man who sits infront of his TV 18 hours/day is above average fitness.

 

[Adebisi]

I can almost taste his giddiness (excitement infused with gin) here, so yeah, I'm going with a Series X.

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I cant wait for the $22 flight simulator streams where he tries gaslights his fans and says "YOU guys wanted this so I hope you support if you can."

 

[UaineRunei]

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

Hahahaha again, he's rewarded for being a piece of shit. And his fans wonder why he's dropping every single game, denying playing with viewers, taking longer breaks, etc.

 

[King Nutsack]

The pushup shit is one of the more autistic things he's done in recent memory. Faking the pushups aside, the face that he immediately jumped off camera than totally pretended to berate the guy, even though he knew it was just a joke, shows how much control he greed has over him. All those years of "im not a clown" etc. gone out the window over the mere thought of a possibility to get $200.

My favorite part is that he starts berating the guy for "attempting" to detail the stream, when he'd already taken the bait.

God, what was his plan here? Did he really think he could receive free money for lying to his stream when he did absolutely nothing........ oh, right, he does that on a daily basis. Never mind

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

I truly hope it's a fan-gifted Series X. His fans deserve to be shit on, and begging for an Xbox series X because of the Flight Simulator shit, and then rage- or wagequitting it because he's too stupid to understand anything more complicated than Bugsnax would be the biggest steaming dump he could possible take right on top of them.

 

[Fill Bern El]

For you poor souls that missed that legendary dangonrompa stream yesterday, I made a Bacon Sweats-like video for yall cause im unoriginal as fuck

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

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Jasper's pregnant.

 

[Mature Adult]

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"The whole marathon was so I could buy a Series X, I had to keep it a secret to protect my family!"

It's absolutely an Xbox, this is like the time he flew Kat in all over again.

Regarding his totally legit push ups:
According to this table of how many push ups a man can do before being exhausted, Phil is above average! I don't know about you all but I certainly believe that a man who sits infront of his TV 18 hours/day is above average fitness.

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Actually he decided to stop at 25, barely exhausted. Could have easily made it to 41, making him top tier. What a chad!

 

[Cult of the Dead]

Only way I could picture DSP doing push-ups is in prison tbh

The only thing Phil will do in prison is push-ins.

 

[PieceofShet]

Lmao i really hope its an xbox, it would make the fundraising scam a whole. You need to be an absolute retard and most likely be hospitalized if you would think he didnt bought it for himself after getting 1000dollars and its just a fan dono.