DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

We're seeing a man nearing breakdown with severe gacha game spending addiction. Phil's begging has been special over the past week. Give me rainbows, but I really think we're near something big happening. If only paypigs would back off for a week or so and pour the pressure on. They could get Phil to do anything possibly, but they're focused on sticking it to the detractors or whatever nonsense.

The addiction is strong. He's been slowly unraveling his true self since the tail end of twitch when He stopped saying interaction is low and just started saying contributions are low. I do enjoy the tantrums and calling people names as he really is losing it. Would like to see the paypigs leave for a bit too.

the irony of dave telling someone they can't change the criteria after a verbal agreement

Only Dave can change the criteria...that way its fair.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wooo boyy. A lot of hateful slurs. The super hateful insults thrown Phil's way? Saying he makes 6 figures.

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lmao. What a pathetic little bitch. Your projection is incredible.

Bro somebody please clip this.

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Since I don't watch his shit, I'll guess his voice never strained once while he was doing his 'push ups' counting off to the side.

This shit is hilarious. He probably got exactly the reaction he was looking for. Phil didn't even bother turning the camera and offers no proof he even did the push-ups then has the audacity to get angry that the guy went back on his word for not giving Phil $200 to go off camera and count to 25. He's just a predictable entitled pansy.

Phail still got $7 out of him.

YouTube's screen for streamers will give you your total tally in USD on the dashboard.

Are you insinuating the mighty Phail has been lying?

his viewer have monthly Bill's and expenses as well?

Impossible! Phail is the only one afflicted with this dreaded curse!

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Hi Phil, I can't wait for your surprise Xbox reveal this week.

The Push-Up salt was gold. How is that not a Community TOS violation on Phil? I mean, lol, I know why it isn't, but damn. It just sounds so bad you can't help but think there's some rule violation there. But yeah, in the real world, people will want proof work or service was provided before paying, you stupid faggot. That's usually to protect both parties.

So fukken street smart.

 

[Adebisi]

Phil if you read here please make people pay $200 to reveal a new Xbox.

He could just go back to the cat scam. Every day I hit the $200 goal I will reveal something. I can see it now hello guys I just got back from my day off and if we hit the $200 tips goal for today I will tell you what food I picked up from the store.

Next day Hello everyone if we hit the $200 tips goal today I will reveal some really positive information. Then it turns out to be that he got his bill due date changed.

Next stream hello everyone if we hit the $200 goal tonight I will tell you a funny thing Jasper did.

$200 for DSP news I wonder how long he could milk a pay pig with that scam.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Phil really just sets the bar lower and lower every day doesn't he, I seriously don't know how anyone couldn't do 25 push ups unless they're really fucking old or really sick, I doubt he can he even lift a gallon of fucking milk. Just to test how physically straining a push up is because I haven't done in any in a hot minute I did 30 quick ones and my tubby ass didn't even break a fucking sweat so that speaks miles to how out of shape Phil must be. I bet he makes Khet carry in the groceries because it's too strenuous for him.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I really hope someone baits him into doing sit-ups and tries to fake it as he did with push-ups(not to mention he didn't know the difference between a chin-up and pull-up). It's incredible how he continuously stoops so low for money lol. This "man" will be 40 next year.

I'm also leaning towards the "surprise" being an Xbox Series X. He either learned about the Xbox purchase pilot program at some point and got a Series X that way or someone donated it to him "beehynd tha seeens". I'll be more surprised if it's something else entirely.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil faking 25 push-ups and trying to cover it up with horrible lying is probably in my top 5 DSP moments of all time. Holy fucking shit lmao

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That pushup section was superb. I know we've been witnessing his metal state deteriorating in real time over the last few months, but we're now at a point where he's willing to debase himself just off camera, and so blatent about his lying he expects everyone to accept the fact he did them in one go without breaking a sweat, something most people would struggle with. I know giving him money in any form is stupid, but if people start offering cash for him to pretend to debase himself, it will be gold dust.

I will agree that was great for $2 and really enjoying DesparateSchlubPhil's recent performances.

The only thing Phil will do in prison is push-ins.

Someone in the WWEC community did say he had an open wallet.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil claims that not enough people watched his "Feasting with the King" video because the detractors uploaded that footage in YouTube before he got a chance to.
That's incredibly dumb. First, he presumed that his "fans" are fine with watching detractor content. That's a funny admission if you think about it. Secondly, Phil could have easily uploaded the video immediately after the end of segment instead of dumping everything after the end the stream. Nothing stops him from doing that except his laziness. You have business-class internet, Phil! You can't upload a video while streaming? Thirdly, I don't even think part of his claim is true. I doubt detractors "stole" and uploaded the footage before he uploaded the video on his channel. AN1337 and Snort Burnell uploaded edited videos of him chowing down the indian food well after the upload of his video. And lastly, if any of his "fans" wanted to watch "Feasting with the King" while he was still streaming the marathon, they could have simply rewound the stream!
Fucking delusional idiot.
And the only reason he brought up this complain is because he believes that he didn't make enough money off the video! Fucking greedy cunt!

 

[LolCowCentral]

At least Wings, who is double DSP's weight, puts the camera down and tries for push ups and sit ups for money.

Even wings fitness is better than DSP

WingsofRedemption attempts 3 PUSH UPS for $3000!

WingsofRedemption gets offered $3000 if he can complete 3 successful pushups. Can he do it?Rocky Theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHcFail Soun...

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WingsOfRedemption Attempts One Push Up

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WingsOfRedemption attempts to do a push-up | Blames his lack of skill on RNG

Shoutout to the Hoodlums

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I'm honestly surprised DSP really didn't try the push ups. In his head he really thinks it would be easy for him. Is it possible his common sense finally took over for his ego and pride?

 

[UsedUp]

Just realized, DSP has solidified a higher/inflated view count for todays stream, cue snowkarl with the extra bait questions, dsp will stall with his "everybody's going nuts in the chat right now, wondering what it could be!" As he giggles to himself, chat full of "thanks OiC" so expect lots of bans. Today is gonna be an extra long prestream to say the least. Possible sound effect toy will be used. Lots of name calling on dsps behalf.

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For all the times, Phil has mentioned that he was lauded as an efficiency expert and even awarded for it back when he use to work 9 to 5s, he sure does have no idea how to be efficient when it comes to streaming. His excuse always "people want instant gratification" YES, dsp! When people show up to a gameplay stream they want to see gameplay. He'd possibly improve a lot more if he cut out all his bullshit and got to the point and played games for longer.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil claims that not enough people watched his "Feasting with the King" video because the detractors uploaded that footage in YouTube before he got a chance to.
That's incredibly dumb. First, he presumed that his "fans" are fine with watching detractor content. That's a funny admission if you think about it. Secondly, Phil could have easily uploaded the video immediately after the end of segment instead of dumping everything after the end the stream. Nothing stops him from doing that except his laziness. You have business-class internet, Phil! You can't upload a video while streaming? Thirdly, I don't even think part of his claim is true. I doubt detractors "stole" and uploaded the footage before he uploaded the video on his channel. AN1337 and Snort Burnell uploaded edited videos of him chowing down the indian food well after the upload of his video. And lastly, if any of his "fans" wanted to watch "Feasting with the King" while he was still streaming the marathon, they could have simply rewound the stream!
Fucking delusional idiot.
And the only reason he brought up this complain is because he believes that he didn't make enough money off the video! Fucking greedy cunt!

Even if DSP is right, the fact that someone can upload your video with less than 5K subs and get more views on it than you do on your own main channel with 190K subs should be a giant red flag that MAYBE you're doing something wrong.

But DSP's narcissism won't allow him to even consider that. He did nothing wrong; he did everything correct.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

If it is an Xbox, and if he does admit he bought it and doesn't pretend it was a fan gift, I'm gonna predict his line of bullshit will be
"Well dood there are no new games out and I NEED to get that day 1 support because muh bills so I HAD to get the Xbox, which SUCKS cause now I have even less to pay my bills so if you can please tip I REALLY need it now more than ever"

 

[FamicomGorby]

So the surprise is probably an Xbox, just doesn't wanna guarantee it for today in case the package gets delayed like when he had a bitchfit about his PS5 being late.

Alright, we gotta write down every variation so he can't do his weasel thing where everyone immediately guesses what his surprise is and he acts like everyone was wrong cause they didn't guess one tiny little detail with it

• He's had an xbawx and is now revealing it to the stream
• He bought an xbox insert very specific model
• He was "gifted" an xbox by a very special fan
• Kat bought an xbox and is graciously letting Dave use it until he buys his own business expense xbox

Alternatively maybe Kat will make an appearance for the first time since the crap pics of their wedding. Dave might have picked up that having a real adult wife to own da trollz with doesn't do much good if no one ever fuckin sees her.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

On the off chance that it’s not a Series X ‘generously donated by an anonymous viewer’, I’m thinking it’s just another vest or cowboy hat.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Where would DSP even get an Xbox from? A reseller?

If DSP spent $500 to get an XBox from a reseller in order to just play Flight Simulator (for now), I think that would produce the greatest ranting ever because everybody except his mods will call bullshit. How the fuck can you continue to cry poor after that? I mean, I know HOW DSP will do it (it's an adult business expense you no-brained idiots), but even then...

I want a series X and haven't seen a reseller I feel comfortable with offer one for under $700. I wouldn't be surprised if it costed him more.

Phil really just sets the bar lower and lower every day doesn't he, I seriously don't know how anyone couldn't do 25 push ups unless they're really fucking old or really sick, I doubt he can he even lift a gallon of fucking milk. Just to test how physically straining a push up is because I haven't done in any in a hot minute I did 30 quick ones and my tubby ass didn't even break a fucking sweat so that speaks miles to how out of shape Phil must be. I bet he makes Khet carry in the groceries because it's too strenuous for him.

If Khet doesn't bring in the groceries, I'm sure Dave can handle it with his old folks wheelie cart to go that 20-30 feet. I bet he struggles lifting 15lbs with one arm.

At least Wings, who is double DSP's weight, puts the camera down and tries for push ups and sit ups for money.

Even wings fitness is better than DSP

WingsofRedemption attempts 3 PUSH UPS for $3000!

WingsofRedemption gets offered $3000 if he can complete 3 successful pushups. Can he do it?Rocky Theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHcFail Soun...

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WingsOfRedemption Attempts One Push Up

https://discord.gg/cww

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WingsOfRedemption attempts to do a push-up | Blames his lack of skill on RNG

Shoutout to the Hoodlums

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I'm honestly surprised DSP really didn't try the push ups. In his head he really thinks it would be easy for him. Is it possible his common sense finally took over for his ego and pride?

Don't worry Dave will always be delusional. After all, he told his audience he could beat up Mike Tyson because Mike is old. He probably has some of that dunning krueger effect too. He always thinks he can do something well just like his entertaining streams he provides.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I suggest people to curb their expectations because this is Phil we're talking about. Logic doesn't apply to his life. The surprise could be anything. It could be an inane $200 tips goal. This guy will hype up everything.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

If it's an Xbox it will be an S. Makes no difference to him, he plays and streams in 1080.

Where would DSP even get an Xbox from? A reseller?

Amazon US have 2 in stock with a bundle: https://www.amazon.com/Xbox-One-1TB-Console-Fallout-Bundle/dp/B07GQ8M9M5/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=xbox+x&qid=1626094222&sr=8-2
(bleh, rushing through lunch).

But there's no point in him getting an X. He plays and streams in 1080. May as well get an S. But if he's getting it for Fligth Sim he's in for a hell of a shock. If people don't turn up to Dangwhateverthatweebshitiscalled or MLB because they're boring... we need some suicide alerts going out. You spend literally hours in the air doing nothing. Literally nothing. it's not a game, it's a simulator. He's going to be staring at a static chat window complaining no one is talking about the game (which isn't a game).

I'm getting on the green screen bandwagon. He already has one so it's no cost. Maybe a new laptop was donated to him? An Xbox seems too obvious a scam.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did you hear what he said? I don't know if I got it 100% right but it was something along the lines of "I have to do what I have to do to do what I need to do in order to pay my bills". Who talks like this?

So he's finally going to quit wwe? stop ordering fast food delivered? get a job?

In fact you bought a fucking wagon so you wouldn't have to carry the groceries between your car and kitchen or you make your potato wife carry them.

Stop it!

Im shocked Phil could count to 20 off camera without looking at chat for help

Damn that's funny

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

If you 'may not', why say anything? You look more retarded than normal passive aggressively begging people to watch your garbage.

Phil faking 25 push-ups and trying to cover it up with horrible lying is probably in my top 5 DSP moments of all time. Holy fucking shit lmao

Right up there with ACTION PACKED FINALE!

Phil claims that not enough people watched his "Feasting with the King" video

If he named it Feedbag on the fag I'm sure he would get more views.

 

[LolCowCentral]

• Kat bought an xbox and is graciously letting Dave use it until he buys his own business expense xbox.

Uhh no you Nudnik! You must not be a machoor aduhlt because mixing business with his relationship would ruin his marriage dood!

DsP--begging for an xbox series x, soulmaid can't help me buy it--the sky is not falling

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