Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AMHOLIO]

We've seen in his old blog posts that he was very aggressive when he wanted something and that he tried to push girls into having sex with him. Why should a beautiful and valid girl like Kevin be any different? I hope he will try to push his way into the Tranch, let's see him face off against Penny.

I would not be surprised if one day two of the very femminine females of nurture and care got into a fist fight. Maybe the main troons, but probably two of the drifters or temps they get since they don't do much vetting. I don't know if this guy would bring anything to a fight other than catty passive aggressiveness, he seems like the guy to shit on women because they're easier to shit on, as soon as mxstress had problems with him he'd scatter and complain on twitter like the spinless whelp he is. Mxtress is not only confrontational, but big and tall and has had testosterone in her veins for most of her life. He wouldn't stand a chance (not to big up Penny, more that troonsicle would pussy out at the first sign of possible psyhical confrontation).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I read a shitton of Bryan's shit and he comes off as a total school shooter. He's also been into gun sports in the recent past. If you made a three-pointed chart between seethe, cope, and dilate, he'd be closest to the seethe corner by a lot.

It also makes me lol forever that he's fucked three people:

• The girlfriend who was like "Is that it?"
• The chick he did a total incubus move on and married before ditching to troon out
• Kevin

He's pretty much an incel who has nevertheless managed to get his dick wet despite all odds.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If you made a three-pointed chart between seethe, cope, and dilate, he'd be closest to the seethe corner by a lot.

I don't think there's a need for a three-pointed chart: there aren't any troons who reach the dilate stage.

He's pretty much an incel who has nevertheless managed to get his dick wet despite all odds.

I'd argue he still very much has that incel mindset, along with Kev and probably Wedge. All of these fine gentlemen losing their V-cards doesn't mean jack shit when they're still essentially virgins with rage. Wedge too reminds me of some Guys And Gals With Strict Christian Parents who went absolutely apeshit wild after fucking off to university.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

He wouldn't stand a chance (not to big up Penny, more that troonsicle would pussy out at the first sign of possible psyhical confrontation).

Oh no I totally agree. Penny is the alpha troonmale at the Tranch. Even Bonnie whose mom owns the damn place can't stand up to him, or Kevin would have been out on his ass a long time ago.

Part of me wishes I could go undercover on the Tranch for a week, Gorilla's in the Mist style. The social dynamics are so interesting. But then I think of the smell and the overall hygiene...

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Part of me wishes I could go undercover on the Tranch for a week, Gorilla's in the Mist style.

I wish I could go undercover Judge Dredd style ..

 

[Law]

Has Kevin ever been called out for making literal slavery an uwu aesthetic/fetish? He calls himself "Mistress's Slave" a bunch and the collar is disgusting.

Slavery is bad and wrong unless it gives you a boner, then it's valid and if you criticize it that's kinkshaming. And yes it is darkly hilarious how many of these woke hypocrites are BLM in the streets and BDSM in the sheets.

I would not be surprised if one day two of the very femminine females of nurture and care got into a fist fight.

I hope so. A Tranch Worldstar video would be the cherry on top of this lunatic sundae.

 

[moonchild]

Lol 100% Kevin is bored/scared of his new trans cucumber and is trying to ditch him. Kevin (like Chris Chan) is only interested in relationships that are 99.9% online.

We gotta assume Kevin's bored with this guy already cause when they spent a "romantic night" together in a hotel room Kevin spent most of it on twitter, even tweeting about how it's a good thing to be on twitter during a date.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Kevin has a hot date planned tomorrow with everyone's favorite deadbeat dad, aka Troonsicle.

Love this. Kev wants to cancel and he's got his bullshit all planned out, but it goes immediately to shit.

>Kev steps forward.
>Bryan steps forward.
>Kev stands his ground.
>Bryan steps forward.
>Kev steps back.
>Bryan steps forward.

Checkmate in three, and Kev is right now having nightmares about how he's going to get out of this dickhead's visit. Looking forward to hearing both sides of the next part.

 

[moonchild]

Love this. Kev wants to cancel and he's got his bullshit all planned out, but it goes immediately to shit.

>Kev steps forward.
>Bryan steps forward.
>Kev stands his ground.
>Bryan steps forward.
>Kev steps back.
>Bryan steps forward.

Checkmate in three, and Kev is right now having nightmares about how he's going to get out of this dickhead's visit. Looking forward to hearing both sides of the next part.

I've seen people use the "fake sick to avoid seeing someone you don't want to see and hope they read between the lines" tactic many times, it's popular when dealing with clingy people you don't have the balls to outright reject.

Unfortunately for poor Kevin, the troonsiscle doesn't seem like the type to let this stop him. Kevin seems like a pussy who hates confrontation, so it's gonna end badly

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

What makes him stand out from the pack?

It's the toys, his earnestness, how gross he is, and the insanity that orbits him. I am sure he genuinely believes he is a hot chick, and not a mutilated balding fat retarded toy collecting porn sick gamer.

He is also the center of a group of friends that are fascinating in different and wonderfully unique ways. Clowns, militants, furries, deadbeat dads, zoophiles, communists, alpacas. He is the troon sun of a retarded solar system.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

Is it just me, or do whenever troons talk about lactation, it comes across as if they think it's something that women are just constantly doing, like something out of their pervert fetish hentai? I mean I know the whole lactation thing is just a fetish for them, it's blatantly obvious by the way they talk about it that it turns them on. It's like they are only capable of seeing it through a fetish lens and it's just some "hot" thing that women do just to be womanly. No you fucking idiots. It's as if they don't even realize that lactation is something that happens only briefly in a woman's life after she's given birth to a baby, and serves an actual biological purpose to nourish the child. Women aren't some fucking boob fetish object who's tits are just constantly leaking milk like a literal cow. Jesus Christ.

Have you read this thread, dummy? Women aren’t people to Kevyn.

I read a shitton of Bryan's shit and he comes off as a total school shooter. He's also been into gun sports in the recent past.

Can’t wait for the transcucumber/transsalamander break up arc. That hulking beast by the name of Bryan Loeper is going to do some entertaining shit. Do you understand that you have to chain yourself to this self professed sociopath forever now, Kevyn? He left his job, his wife, and his kids for you. LOL.

 

[T.E.R.F]

It's the toys, his earnestness, how gross he is, and the insanity that orbits him. I am sure he genuinely believes he is a hot chick, and not a mutilated balding fat retarded toy collecting porn sick gamer.

He is also the center of a group of friends that are fascinating in different and wonderfully unique ways. Clowns, militants, furries, deadbeat dads, zoophiles, communists, alpacas. He is the troon sun of a retarded solar system.

I don't think he believes it at all tbh. Hence the constant need to publicly fish for compliments in the most pathetic of ways. It should go without saying that people who think they're attractive, justified or not, do not verbatim post "I'm so fucking hot." Even an insecure person might put themselves down in order to receive a pat on the shoulder, but Kevin is something else.

Also the fact that he's a complete shut in who's afraid of all real social interaction, even with other trannies. Doesn't even have the confidence to creep on XX woman via Twitter. The autogynephilic fantasies are a very thin veneer for a reality that Kevin is working 100% of the time to not face.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I've seen people use the "fake sick to avoid seeing someone you don't want to see and hope they read between the lines" tactic many times, it's popular when dealing with clingy people you don't have the balls to outright reject.

Unfortunately for poor Kevin, the troonsiscle doesn't seem like the type to let this stop him. Kevin seems like a pussy who hates confrontation, so it's gonna end badly

I don't even think the troonsicle being clingy is the entire story here. By all appearances, both Kevin and Bryan appear to be fully on board with the idea of dating. The problem is, Kevin is so emotionally stunted that he can't handle a date that doesn't take place through a screen, while the troonsicle is normal enough that he wants to do standard relationship things with Kevin (see him offline, interact with him offline, etc.). Keeping this dynamic in mind, I have a prediction for how the rest of this "relationship" is going to go.

Spoiler: Very long prediction

1. Troonsicle and Kevin continue to see each other IRL. The troonsicle is happy because he thinks Kevin likes all of this too, and Kevin is secretly wishing the entire time that he can go back to e-cooming. Anyone with the social skills to see through Kevin's facade (such as an autistic four year old) can plainly see at this point that Kevin is so fucked up that a relationship with him is an emotional murder-suicide. However, the troonsicle pushes on!
2. The relationship settles into a cycle of planning (discussion on Bird App about meetups) and actual meetups. Kevin continues to dilate (pun intended) the planning period to avoid the meetup period, while troonsicle tries to get as much face time with Kevin as possible.
3. Frustration on both sides of the relationship emerges! Kevin wishes that he had never stepped outside of his Transformers bubble in the first place, and troonsicle awakens himself to the sad facade that the relationship is.
4. Here's where things get interesting. Kevin and troonsicle could amicably part ways after realizing they're incompatible, but both parties are far, far too maladjusted for that. In Kevin's case, his crippling passivity will discourage him for doing the breakup himself. Therefore, one of two possible outcomes emerges: troonsicle does the deed himself, or the relationship continues.
5. Troonsicle will never, ever break up with Kevin. He's as aggressive as Kevin is passive, and once he has something (a relationship with Kevin), by God, he's going to keep it. Loss aversion may strengthen this effect, because troonsicle has multiple kids he left behind for this.
6. The relationship devolves into a game of chase. Of course, it goes without saying that this isn't the normal kind of chase where one of the parties in the relationship plays "hard to get," and then the healthy relationship continues on because both people have feelings for each other. This is more akin to a cheetah running down a gazelle on the African savannah. Troonsicle more aggressively suggests dates to meet up, and Kevin continues to rebuff him. Frustrations continue to climb until...
7. Things get physical (and not in a good way either). By now, our dear troonsicle will have gone full Sockness, with Kevin playing the part of Chris-Chan. Unless someone like Mxtress intercedes at this point, someone (someone being Kevin) is going to get hurt. Given Kevin's stocky frame, he could probably easily defeat troonsicle in a fistfight if he wanted to. The problem is, Kevin is nowhere near assertive enough to stick up for himself when his dearly beloved arrives to beat his ass down.
8. Assuming everyone comes out of Step 7 all right, the relationship is forcibly broken up by a third party. Kevin goes to Twitter to discuss how great relationships are, and troonsicle returns to wherever the hell his itinerant drifting takes him. The relationship is as dust in the wind, and all that remains of it is the saga written in this very thread. Nobody has learned anything.

 

[Gone Ham]

I don't even think the troonsicle being clingy is the entire story here. By all appearances, both Kevin and Bryan appear to be fully on board with the idea of dating. The problem is, Kevin is so emotionally stunted that he can't handle a date that doesn't take place through a screen, while the troonsicle is normal enough that he wants to do standard relationship things with Kevin (see him offline, interact with him offline, etc.). Keeping this dynamic in mind, I have a prediction for how the rest of this "relationship" is going to go.

Spoiler: Very long prediction

1. Troonsicle and Kevin continue to see each other IRL. The troonsicle is happy because he thinks Kevin likes all of this too, and Kevin is secretly wishing the entire time that he can go back to e-cooming. Anyone with the social skills to see through Kevin's facade (such as an autistic four year old) can plainly see at this point that Kevin is so fucked up that a relationship with him is an emotional murder-suicide. However, the troonsicle pushes on!
2. The relationship settles into a cycle of planning (discussion on Bird App about meetups) and actual meetups. Kevin continues to dilate (pun intended) the planning period to avoid the meetup period, while troonsicle tries to get as much face time with Kevin as possible.
3. Frustration on both sides of the relationship emerges! Kevin wishes that he had never stepped outside of his Transformers bubble in the first place, and troonsicle awakens himself to the sad facade that the relationship is.
4. Here's where things get interesting. Kevin and troonsicle could amicably part ways after realizing they're incompatible, but both parties are far, far too maladjusted for that. In Kevin's case, his crippling passivity will discourage him for doing the breakup himself. Therefore, one of two possible outcomes emerges: troonsicle does the deed himself, or the relationship continues.
5. Troonsicle will never, ever break up with Kevin. He's as aggressive as Kevin is passive, and once he has something (a relationship with Kevin), by God, he's going to keep it. Loss aversion may strengthen this effect, because troonsicle has multiple kids he left behind for this.
6. The relationship devolves into a game of chase. Of course, it goes without saying that this isn't the normal kind of chase where one of the parties in the relationship plays "hard to get," and then the healthy relationship continues on because both people have feelings for each other. This is more akin to a cheetah running down a gazelle on the African savannah. Troonsicle more aggressively suggests dates to meet up, and Kevin continues to rebuff him. Frustrations continue to climb until...
7. Things get physical (and not in a good way either). By now, our dear troonsicle will have gone full Sockness, with Kevin playing the part of Chris-Chan. Unless someone like Mxtress intercedes at this point, someone (someone being Kevin) is going to get hurt. Given Kevin's stocky frame, he could probably easily defeat troonsicle in a fistfight if he wanted to. The problem is, Kevin is nowhere near assertive enough to stick up for himself when his dearly beloved arrives to beat his ass down.
8. Assuming everyone comes out of Step 7 all right, the relationship is forcibly broken up by a third party. Kevin goes to Twitter to discuss how great relationships are, and troonsicle returns to wherever the hell his itinerant drifting takes him. The relationship is as dust in the wind, and all that remains of it is the saga written in this very thread. Nobody has learned anything.

Your prediction is literally the most autistic thing I’ve read. We all know it’s already stalling, and won’t go anywhere

 

[DJ Grelle]

I don't even have ideas for these...aside from the seeming fact that troons NEVER wash their assholes, what the HELL is this? (Mainly wondering about the bigger circle, smaller one is a bonus)

Spoiler: Seriously nasty

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I dont know what the lower circle might be, but the upper one might be a pilonidal cyst. In short its an ingrown hair at the top of the ass crack, happens mostly because of bad hygiene.
Its really difficult to get rid of for those who get it because it requires attentive care and they obviously dont have it or they wouldnt have gotten it.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I wish I could go undercover Judge Dredd style ..

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Also imagine spoon feeding Kevin soup in his man-sweat polycule bed

Unwashed sheets, surrounded by transformers, blackout curtains, industrial carpet with bits of hay dragged in from outside, and a complaining insane middle aged fat man dressed like a teenage girl. What a date.
"where's daddy?" asks the 6 year old abandoned by his father. If he only knew.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Slavery is bad and wrong unless it gives you a boner, then it's valid and if you criticize it that's kinkshaming. And yes it is darkly hilarious how many of these woke hypocrites are BLM in the streets and BDSM in the sheets.

Obviously what they're doing is perfectly fine, as both parties are "consenting adults." So having a genuine master who fucks you whenever he wants is absolutely acceptable, but the non-consensual enslavement of blacks in the distant past isn't. Despite that enslavement ending ~150 years ago.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Has Kevin ever been called out for making literal slavery an uwu aesthetic/fetish? He calls himself "Mistress's Slave" a bunch and the collar is disgusting.

Kevin lives in a fantasy world where all fetishes are sexy and in no way completely disgusting once you actually try to make them a reality.

I've seen opium addicts with a better grip on reality than these freaks.

 

[stupid frog]

An idealized bastardization of what a woman should be to them since they cannot actually grasp the concept femininity.

They can barely grasp humanity.