DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Salubrious]

He probably has some sort of credit card, so he could have bought it and then just expected the marathon to cover the costs.

Oh he definitely has credit cards, and I'd bet they are all maxed out. DSP is the perfect credit card customer: he will literally make monthly payments forever until he dies and now he can't discharge the debt for six more years. He got credit cards the MOMENT the bankruptcy was official.

It's just funny the timing.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

This is how a 60 year old manchild winner looks like

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

And it's back into the begging.

 

[Forbidden Math]

"I don't have the money for this"

So sell it.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Look at those fucking eyes, christ he is a bad liar.

 

[HorseSense]

So allegedly:

• Fan impulse-buys an Xbox and does not even open it
• Fan decides to take a $500 loss (+ shipping) for a toxic pig
• DSP continues with Xbox begging despite having shipping data (isn't it on his Amazon list too?)
• Package arrives in time for pre-stream

EDIT: And that DSP gave his address to someone without extreme paranoia.

Fuck it. I think after last night's disaster and fake push-ups, this is the ultimate diversion tactic. I think he bought it this morning.

 

[Acer566]

Phil used the Begathon money to buy the Xbox, despite needing that money to "Pay bills". He says he didn't buy it, he's a liar. I don't believe him for a second.

 

[UaineRunei]

I get emails and text msgs from UPS with updated delivery times.

But even for items that someone is sending to you?? That you didn't, supposedly, buy??

 

[Crooked 16th]

That's true Phil didn't pay for it his fans did so he is being truthful

 

[Jasper2K]

I just want him to explain to me how he received the email from UPS with the tracking. Phil, you fucked up big time, holy shit!

Doesn't UPS only send the person who ships the package tracking codes? It's up to sender to provide details? I dunno

 

[hundredthousand]

I think he only makes up these lies out of habit.

Because he could just say "I made up the begathon so I could get an XBOX. I said i'd lose my house so more people would donate."

He could say that, and the same faggot whales wouldn't blink an eye and keep sending him thousands a month. Guaranteed.

 

[Cult of the Dead]

Still believe it is OiC because he dipped out that chat the moment the reveal happened.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

But even for items that someone is sending to you?? That you didn't, supposedly, buy??

If it's coming to my address UPS automatically send me text alerts.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Generally, I don't want to believe things with no proof but... Yeah, he fucking bought that Xbox with the begathon money.

 

[Dashi112]

"i didnt do it (push ups) so who gives a fuck" THEN WHY LIE YOU UTTER MORON!?!?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

holy shit you have to have 1/4 of a brain cell to believe this..

You mean to tell me way back when the Xbox had just come out someone offered phil it for FREE instead of making a profit for themselves.

Phil, who so paranoid he fantasies about being paranoid, who won't show his floor when doing push ups cause "de detractors" lets someone who he doesn't know send him a package he doesn't know what's in it or what could be coming. ParanoidSydePhil is ok with someone sending him something they could easily double their money with for free?

He also just CONVENIENTLY had this interest in XBGP last month after shitting on it since last year.

He then knows when it's coming, that it is indeed and xbox and not a scam or why would he even tweet about it and has been laying on the "I'm going to play XBGP soon" really thick but it also could have been a brick.

He also didn't test it before he made a big stink so it could also be a bricked system but that doesn't matter.

Phil, you're terrible at this. Here, "my wife, you know kat, she's such a wonderful wife. She knew that I wanted an Xbox but with my financial situation I couldn't get one, so she got me one as a surprise". there you go phil, less mental gymnastics same lie.

 

[gh0stzero]

I've never played a flight simulator game before so I dont really know a lot about it but it sounds like a game where you create your own fun with your imagination/curiosity, kind of like minecraft in a way. I dont see how dsp could pull off more than an hour of this and not bore himself and his audience to death. At least with minecraft his fans could tell him what to build or what materials to gather while he aimlessly plays a game he doesn't care about and doesn't possess the creativity to even entertain himself with.

It does have the potential for phil to pigsplain aviation or engineering concepts though which would be hilarious so I guess that's something to look forward to.

Pretty much. FSX has missions and stuff and there was a mod or 2 where you run a trading company and had to fly to and from certain places kinda giving a reason to fly, I'm not sure what the new one is like with regard to missions on console a lot of it is making scenarios up yourself, its fun to just fly around landing in a bunch of runways at least to flight sim people like me anyway.

Also, the narrative that he didn't buy it?

Maybe he didn't buy the xbox....kat did.

 

[Sender]

And the toxicity started. This will be a long pre-stream.

 

[Hrothgar]

Congratulations on finally catching up to the console collection that tens, or even hundreds, of thousands of people bought without pretending that gaming is a business. Sure, they didn't have to literally beg the mentally deficient and invalid for the money, but that's just because they don't have a Big Boy tin cup.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Apparently it's impossible for him to have used the marathon money to buy the console because it's impossible to get a console delivered to your house overnight. Not like Amazon has overnight 2 day shipping or anything.