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Important Lesson #1: The universe is a cold unfeeling place which cares nothing for your personal hardship nor anyone else’s; children always have and always will get sick and die with parents unable to afford their care while doughy polacks will order themselves Big Boy presents at the expense of others and never see repercussions.

Important Lesson #2: Because the universe does not care about you you’d best be ready to tear throats to Get Yours if it comes to it. I hear doughy polacks make easy targets.

Stay hungry, everyone.
 
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YokuNama said:
Bruh! I WAS going to buy one but the MSRP on eBay is well above the cost. So this idiot gets one from an obvious SCAM? And still gets supported?
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We have no idea how he got it and if he did buy it, where he bought it from and how much he spent. I realize the thread is moving a mile a minute but the answers to all your questions are in the thread.
 
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It’s not surprising that OIC would give him money today, he’s been outright complicit with Phil scamming people in the past. (Such as letting Phil guilt-trip people to fork over their cash before he inevitably tips the remainder)
If you look at the table @Piece of Peace posted earlier, you would see that the fundraiser was, once again, primarily carried by whales anyway, so there’s no need to get that upset over this scam.
At this point, it’s more than clear to anyone what a scammer DSP is, so he’s mostly just fleecing the same group of people lately. What personally grinds my gears was his “every dollar helps!” bullshit because he KNEW he was getting whale support but wanted to tug on people’s heartstrings anyway. He knew full well where the money was going and said things like “I’ll lose my house if we don’t get enough help!” anyway.
I just don’t get why he’d do this at all, he could easily have just said the fundraiser was for the Xbox and his whales would donate anyway. Does he really not see what a terrible light this puts him in? Did he think this was going to somehow net him more dedicated contributors?
It’s just another scam at the end of the day, but man. What the fuck?
 
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YokuNama said:
I'm not gonna lie. I'm kinda pissed about that. I've been trying to find an Xbox for a couple of weeks and can't find one. So this idiot......... gets one from BEGGING for his mortgage and then buys an Xbox?

And then his whales support him?

Bruh...
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Do you have friends?

Do you have a job?

Do you live in a constant state of paranoia?

Phil has one thing that you want, you have many things that he needs. Best of luck on your Xbawks journey my friend.
 
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h0g said:
LOL He's not even going to use it on the first stream. The stream where he's playing an XBOX GAME.
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
All this hype and he's not even going to unbox it until the night stream. Fallout New Begas is far more interesting than a brand new console apparently. The schedule tism is way too strong.
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He has to set up the shill table.
 
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AckedyAckTheSecond said:
I mean, at this point we really can't even get mad. Not going to lie, the way he manipulates mongoloids out of their money, without conscience, without scruples, without any remorse... bravo. Well played.

He pisses in their mouth and they pay him for it while thanking him. It's amazing.
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If there's one thing on this green Earth that DSP REALLY IS good at, it's the way he's able to make up lies on the spot, and how he twists and contorts the narrative, warping his audience's perspectives, letting him scam them successfully.
 
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YokuNama said:
Bruh! I WAS going to buy one but the MSRP on eBay is well above the cost. So this idiot gets one from an obvious SCAM? And still gets supported?
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I get where you're coming from, but remember that this is Phil's entire life. This is the most eventful thing that has happened to Phil in months. He doesn't go outside, he never does anything other than sit on his couch and play video games or drink gin and gamble. No friends, no job, no hobbies, shit health. He has to talk to actual retards all day long, every day and he has an even bigger ugly retard as a wife.

Yes, he has an XboX Series X right now, and you'll get one as well eventually. You have a life, he'll never have one. This is his life until the day he dies. And no one will miss him, aside of Scopely.

Again, I understand it pisses you off. Just realize that there's really nothing to be mad about and that this pathetic fat man on the internet isn't worth ruining your mood for.
 
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Need Help With Tips said:
Yeah he's made $340 so far and his prestream isn't even over. Take a break though.
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You're right. I'm gonna take a break from this. Because that is ridiculous.

Poo Twister said:
Do you have friends?

Do you have a job?

Do you live in a constant state of paranoia?

Phil has one thing that you want, you have many things that he needs. Best of luck on your Xbawks journey my friend.
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Bro my friends want me to buy one and I can't find one less than $900. Thats the only reason I buy consoles. I have PC's all through out my house but need a console for my REAL LIFE friends to come over and play. It's just ridiculous that he gets away with this shit.

Sorry guys.
 
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AckedyAckTheSecond said:
I mean, at this point we really can't even get mad. Not going to lie, the way he manipulates mongoloids out of their money, without conscience, without scruples, without any remorse... bravo. Well played.

He pisses in their mouth and they pay him for it while thanking him. It's amazing.
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I fucking hate his fans, and Phil is financially ruining them, ergo I am starting to like Phil.

Step the fuck up paypigs, you think a stupid console is enough? Daddy Phil needs a few new properties if you really want him to feel loved.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
I just don’t get why he’d do this at all, he could easily have just said the fundraiser was for the Xbox and his whales would donate anyway. Does he really not see what a terrible light this puts him in? Did he think this was going to somehow net him more dedicated contributors?
It’s just another scam at the end of the day, but man. What the fuck?
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He can't help himself. You already answered your own question. He is a scammer for over a decade. What's the point in starting to tell the truth now?
 
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YokuNama said:
Bruh! I WAS going to buy one but the MSRP on eBay is well above the cost. So this idiot gets one from an obvious SCAM? And still gets supported?
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Phil claims a long time fan contacted him behind the scenes. He had an extra Xbox that he never opened. So he just sent it to Phil through the mail.

"Hey Phil, I just happen to have an unopened brand new machine worth $500-$1000. Here, just take it!"

Seems legit.

Then he had the balls to say he didn't even really want an Xbox because he doesn't care about graphics or the new games. What he really needs is money, so make sure to tip.
 
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