Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AMHOLIO]

I read a shitton of Bryan's shit and he comes off as a total school shooter. He's also been into gun sports in the recent past. If you made a three-pointed chart between seethe, cope, and dilate, he'd be closest to the seethe corner by a lot.

It also makes me lol forever that he's fucked three people:

• The girlfriend who was like "Is that it?"
• The chick he did a total incubus move on and married before ditching to troon out
• Kevin

He's pretty much an incel who has nevertheless managed to get his dick wet despite all odds.

This guy is more proof that incel isn't a a relationship status but a state of mind. As long as you are angry and dismissive of roasties, beta women and men, & chads, you will always be an incel.


I could see Penny asking Kevin "What's wrong, kitten?" one day and slowly have Kevin pussyfoot about how he feels about Bryan and Penny saying "Do you want me to speak to him?" To which Kevin says yes and starts crying since emotional confrontation is so HARD MOM I MEAN MOMMY MISTRESS. Kevin and Phinny are in a weird relationship for a reason and one of those is that Phil likes playing mom to manchild adults. Kevin has like 2 vertebra of a spine that only show up when he's online with his twitter followers backing him (and they do not even that goes away) so having an "adult" to do hard emotional tasks makes him reliant on Penny until he finds another dom whenever that is.

I hope none of us end up like Kevin.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

Dropping back in to say that Bryan Loeper deserves a thread more than wedge.

 

[Ninon42]

I'm serious when I say that troonery is a cult.

Folie a deux is another term for it.

The tranch is a group of people with a shared delusion and a shared mission based on that delusion.

With >2 people involved like the polycule/rats nest of the tranch, it's known as folie à plusieurs (madness of many/several). In the not too distant future, grad students will be studying the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (hi google!) as a nexus of troon communicable insanity.

We've seen in his old blog posts that he was very aggressive when he wanted something and that he tried to push girls into having sex with him. Why should a beautiful and valid girl like Kevin be any different? I hope he will try to push his way into the Tranch, let's see him face off against Penny.

I want to see the battle of the betas: Penny vs Troonsicle! Kevvie's gender euphoria will never be greater than with those two Stunning Ladies fighting it out (aka one oozing his way in and the other aiming his dildoguns) for his affection and amhole access.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Dropping back in to say that Bryan Loeper deserves a thread more than wedge.

Probably, especially as it looks like he'll leave Kevin's orbit as quickly as he entered.

 

[BSC]

That's your subconscious desperately crying out to you that you're about to make a huge mistake. Voluntarily mutilating your own genitals isn't something that you can just undo. You'd be wise to take heed of your doubts (we all know that you won't though).

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REALLY stretching the definition of the word "work" here Kev...

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Despite "working" from home, Kevin is still too broke to sign up for a credit or debit card in order to get his hands on some exclusive piece of plastic garbage, which, according to tweets he made recently, he doesn't even have shelf space for.

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[Pizdec]

Despite "working" from home, Kevin is still too broke to sign up for a credit or debit card in order to get his hands on some exclusive piece of plastic garbage, which, according to tweets he made recently, he doesn't even have shelf space for.

"I'm broke either way." Is the peak term for consoomerism.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I've seen people use the "fake sick to avoid seeing someone you don't want to see and hope they read between the lines" tactic many times, it's popular when dealing with clingy people you don't have the balls to outright reject.

Unfortunately for poor Kevin, the troonsiscle doesn't seem like the type to let this stop him. Kevin seems like a pussy who hates confrontation, so it's gonna end badly

Lmao, shame Kevin dosent have any kind of life and what he little he does do is published online, he can't use the classic "Oh sorry I'd love to but I already have non specific plans that day."

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

REALLY stretching the definition of the word "work" here Kev...

If he stretched his stink ditch 1% as much as he's stretching the word "work" here... oh well. This whole chain is Kev's trademarked talk the talk but refuse to walk the walk.
"Oh yeah my lockscreen is some kind of soft degeneracy but my home screen is literal porn FUCK NORMIES RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
But kinda only because I refuse to leave my cave and you shouldn't do it if you uh like *shudder* work *shudder* somewhere"

Fucking consoomer. Not even halfway through the month and he's already broke - or is he just begging Dickneck Bryan to get him a pre-paid debit card? Maybe both?

Probably, especially as it looks like he'll leave Kevin's orbit as quickly as he entered.

I don't think he's going to leave by himself, judging by his past relationships.

He is the troon sun of a retarded solar system.

This is such a beatiful metaphor for Kev, much better than he deserves.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Bryan Loeper is thirst posting after Wedge this morning.

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Also note well that Kevin has 5 (!) "girlfriends" listed in his twatter bio and not one is Bryan Loeper.

Finally, KevKev retweeted this:

As long as you don't moo, you're not a bimbo cow. No matter how big your tits get. No matter how cute your horns. No matter how much the sugar witch milks you like the productive heifer you are. If you don't moo, you're not a cowgirl yet. J-just... Can't... M-mooooo!

 

[stupid frog]

please get multiple credit cards, kevin
u deserve that red dino

 

[Constellationzero]

please get multiple credit cards, kevin
u deserve that red dino

LOL. I wanna see a Rocko's Modern Life credit card arc:

Heffer Wedge: LOOK! See?? You dIdN'T eVeN hAvE tO pAy fOr iT!
Rocko Kevin: A sad crying clown in an iron lung!! I've always wanted one!

 

[Meiwaku]

We got more Kevin voice clips! He's calling to his cat here. So feminine.

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LIVE: From the Amosphere!

This faggot that I finally clicked their profile who goes by "leah". This also led to an absolute TOP KEK find:

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What a winner

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Wedge please leave Warhammer 40k ALONE. This is worse than anything coomy you post

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"I work from home" okay

 

[break these cuffs]

I have 90 year old neighbors that look more vibrant and full of life.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Kev's like a dog who loves to chase cars except the cars are fat balding mentally ill men and when Kev catches one he has no idea what to do with it and wants it gone as soon as possible.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

This faggot that I finally clicked their profile who goes by "leah". This also led to an absolute TOP KEK find:
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I am starting to wonder why we don't see more suicides of troon-moms. I cannot even imagine what it feels like to have given birth to a child and to raise it, and to see it turn into that. At least when your son turns out to be schizophrenic you can try to help him and you know he doesn't mean to hurt you. But troonery? How do you deal with that level of awful and hideous?

If my son told me he was 'plural' and he had an awful tit job I would probably walk myself in front of a bus.

 

[break these cuffs]

I am starting to wonder why we don't see more suicides of troon-moms. I cannot even imagine what it feels like to have given birth to a child and to raise it, and to see it turn into that. At least when your son turns out to be schizophrenic you can try to help him and you know he doesn't mean to hurt you. But troonery? How do you deal with that level of awful and hideous?

If my son told me he was 'plural' and he had an awful tit job I would probably walk myself in front of a bus.

I think most parents are shocked and just hope the situation resolves itself somehow. It would be like finding out your kid is a meth addict. How could this happen? I raised them better than this. Can I do anything to help? This isn't happening. They'll realize how much they're hurting themselves and everyone them and stop. I'll pay for an apartment. I don't want them on the street.

 

[lfaw]

That Kevin voice clip is actually the stuff of nightmares. I just imagine him doing that serial killer laugh after creeping his way into a women's bathroom.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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"I work from home" okay

Has Kevin ever actually discussed his "job" before? I thought that everyone just kind of knew he was a NEET living off of an inheritance.

 

[Yamamura]

If he stretched his stink ditch 1% as much as he's stretching the word "work" here... oh well. This whole chain is Kev's trademarked talk the talk but refuse to walk the walk.
"Oh yeah my lockscreen is some kind of soft degeneracy but my home screen is literal porn FUCK NORMIES RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey man, you don't understand how hard of a job Kevin has. Sometimes he has to get up to walk to the bathroom and then he exerts himself having to retweet and subscribe to every troons onlyfans accounts. And then after all that, he has to ask for donations for his medical bills to cover the injuries he gets from cracking all those eggs all day long in his air conditioned room. It's thankless back breaking hard labor he does for barely any compensation.

No joke I kinda get a little MATI knowing that Kevin considers everything I said above to be unironically true.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Holy fuck that's really trippy. I guess it never occurred to me what Kevin might sound like. Honestly a lot gayer than expected. Just sounds like a run of the mill homosexual trying to camp it up. I would never have guessed it was someone larping as a woman.