Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[Not Even Twice]

Your mom is fortunate to have died before she could see her son become a deadbeat failure.

I'm afraid that ship sailed about 20 years ago.

 

[Jack Awful]

I do wonder how that would go down with Pedosu if it actually happens or even how the conversation between her and Gunt will go. I assume she's on the lease. An infant child the house will not be fun for her and I don't know if the unsupervised access to a minor will be worth it to her. She doesn't even have any obligation to Xander to make living with a baby worth it. While she pretends to have fun playing mother to a man-child, I suspect she'll enjoy being around an actual child much less.

And as of right now they're still technically dating. It'd be funny watching Ralph try to explain why it's so chad and trad to have his girlfriend and the mother of his son living together with him.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Really? You of all people are gonna complain about someone banning people. That's rich, my guy.

You'll find dear feeder (PBUH) isn't complaining likely proving how thin the gunts skin is sweep it up jan jan.

 

[The Demon Baby]

In reality, the only chance this kid has is to be raised in an environment where he has no idea of who either of his parents are.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

No, really Ralph. As someone who has the displeasure of living in California, I can assure you that every communist tranny in the legal system is no doubt a huge fan of The Killstream and will totally be sympathetic to your white trash wigger antics. There is no way that you won't be seen as a person of exceptional character if you scrounge up enough nickels off the floor to actually pursue custody, so doubling down will only serve to further accentuate how much of an alpha chad you are.

It is weird to think how if Sargon had just waited another six months or so he would have had all the ammunition he needed to go after Ralph. He blew his load way too fucking early when it came to shitting on Ralph.

It must sting Ralph and Gaydur something fierce that The Smuckle King has everything Ralph wants and has tried (and failed) to build.

1. The Lotus Eaters is basically what Ralph wants his retarded subscription service to be, but people are apparently willing to actually pay to hear what Carl has to say, while Ralph has to subsist on the pennies thrown to him by A-logs and his 3 actual fans.
2. Sargon can actually afford to pay people a living wage, a concept completely alien to Gator, who probably thinks the 15 dollars in whiskey soaked singles Ralph throws him once a month is manna from heaven.
3. Sargon can actually see the wife of his kid.

I bet Gator has cried himself to sleep at least once in his life secretly wishing he was the chief janny of The Liberalists instead of having to carry water for a fat wigger. Imagine losing to Sargon in every conceivable way. This is so sad.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

Ralph needs to go to court to be declared Xander's father before he can even fight over child support and he's too lazy and poor to fight that battle.

Its pretty hard to get put onto an established Birth Certification I’d say and even before we can have that conversation, Ralph would need to establish he is fit to be a parent and fight for rights to say “Yes I am a good dad”. We all know due to his years of Public Figurehood and his very lolcow manner since 2014(gaymergate era) this is quite literally an impossibility.

What I am concerned with is his Girlfriends well being during all this.

I know very little of the chick but I cannot imagine the amount of insanity she is sitting through. Let alone Ralphs very very disregard of her while openly telling everyone he wants Faith and his Son back in his life. If she isn’t angry I would say she probably feels like a ignored . To be shared in her bikini for other men to coom over and donate but to be treated as a non-existing person when it comes to trying to OwN dA aYyLaWgz by ruining his sons life more. Hate to see it.

 

[GuntN7]

Its pretty hard to get put onto an established Birth Certification I’d say and even before we can have that conversation, Ralph would need to establish he is fit to be a parent and fight for rights to say “Yes I am a good dad”. We all know due to his years of Public Figurehood and his very lolcow manner since 2014(gaymergate era) this is quite literally an impossibility.

What I am concerned with is his Girlfriends well being during all this.

I know very little of the chick but I cannot imagine the amount of insanity she is sitting through. Let alone Ralphs very very disregard of her while openly telling everyone he wants Faith and his Son back in his life. If she isn’t angry I would say she probably feels like a ignored . To be shared in her bikini for other men to coom over and donate but to be treated as a non-existing person when it comes to trying to OwN dA aYyLaWgz by ruining his sons life more. Hate to see it.

slow down there, outline coma

 

[Near]

He INSTANTLY banned me from chat for saying "ralph just sits there and stews in impotent, violent fantasies" lol

really needs to be a rating of its own. It would perfectly highlight this predicament.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Congrats on sinking your case even further than it already was.

The thing I’m most interested in is if/when Ralpg gets custody, we’ll finally find out his true income through child support payments. Ralph will no longer be able to publicly brag about his “100k+” income unless he wants to claim he’s cheating out on child support. Actually, he would be stupid enough to say it anyway so I look forward to Ralph being in and out of court.

 

[Fougaro]

Imagine losing to Sargon in every conceivable way.

"That's what happens when you don't read Locke."

 

[Beavis]

Did you honestly believe for a single moment that we would not see a Child Claims Court saga? Of course this was going to happen and of course, Ralph is going to lose spectacularly and we will all be here still when it happens.

He’s almost got nothing left to lose now. After the child support saga breaks him, expect him to go full DSP-tier begathon for money in Ralphs own way and him resorting to doing the most degenerate things imaginable on camera for that money.

Ralph is going to burn thousands of his dwindling nest egg to try to get rights to a kid he wants nothing to do with so he can own the haters.

 

[Opioid Kenobi]

Ralph is going to burn thousands of his dwindling nest egg to try to get rights to a kid he wants nothing to do with so he can own the haters.

My theory is this and so he can also say one day to Xander I tried to get custody but your granpda put a stop to it.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

What I'm looking forward to is Gunt's inevitable narcissistic collapse once he finally has to face that he's lived a life of complete failure. The light will leave his little pig slit eyes for the last time and he will spend the rest of his short life wandering vacantly around his group home. He won't feel bad about it, the only thing he will be able to feel is a saturnine resignation to dying a lolcow.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Maybe gunt should try gunting pedosu for a hell spawn.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

"Dude, I've wished death upon tons of people!"
"The only thing I wouldn't wish on anyone else is my mom's death."
-Ralph
What a tuff boy.

This has to be some sort of base intelligence/sentience/psychopath test which he fails completely. I don't need to explain why it is ridiculous why he feels he is in a privileged position, why he can say anything he wants about everyone else but nobody is allowed to make a comment about his personal life, even in retaliation, even though this is information he volunteers to the world. They say the greatest tragedy one can face in life isn't losing a parent, Ralph, but it is actually outliving your children - yet you gleefully brought up the deaths of two children to their parents' face, with one of those being a supposed friend. Doesn't matter if he is a empty-sacked, ammo-dented federal employee who will crawl over dirt floors to punch his wife and suck the Gunt grease, it is basic empathy.

You didn't even care enough about your mother to go get vaccinated to be with her in her final moments, so fuck off with that. The only thing you miss about your mother is her prescriptions.

 

[Cow Poly]

Faith… a pillow can solve all these problems … just sayin.

 

[Jack Awful]

This has to be some sort of base intelligence/sentience/psychopath test which he fails completely. I don't need to explain why it is ridiculous why he feels he is in a privileged position, why he can say anything he wants about everyone else but nobody is allowed to make a comment about his personal life, even in retaliation, even though this is information he volunteers to the world. They say the greatest tragedy one can face in life isn't losing a parent, Ralph, but it is actually outliving your children - yet you gleefully brought up the deaths of two children to their parents' face, with one of those being a supposed friend. Doesn't matter if he is a empty-sacked, ammo-dented federal employee who will crawl over dirt floors to punch his wife and suck the Gunt grease, it is basic empathy.

You didn't even care enough about your mother to go get vaccinated to be with her in her final moments, so fuck off with that. The only thing you miss about your mother is her prescriptions.

Even sociopaths probably understand the basic concept that people don't like double standards. He's just so brash and open about it, pure id, no self control at all, he just says what he feels without thought.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

IM ABOUT TO BE IN A CUSTODY BATTLE FOR MAH SON THAT I WILL WIN ! DO YOU MODA FUCKERS KNOW WHO I AM ?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?!?! I AM ETHAN RALPH OF THE KILL REPORT BITCH I HAVE PROOF THAT VICKERS IS GONNA MOLEST MUH KID JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE TO SEE MUH KID GET BORN DOESNT MEAN IT AINT MINE MEMPHIS TEN YOU CANT ABORT THE RETORT BITCH I ALREADY KNOW THE JUDGE IN THE COURT IN CALIFORNIA THEY ARE BIG FANS OF THE KILL REPORT THAT FUCKING BITCH FAITH WOULDN'T HAVE A THREESOME WITH ME ?!?! I HAD TO CHOKE HER OUT, SHE ALMOST HAD A MISCARRIAGE WHILE I WAS FUCKING PANTSUU BEHIND HER BACK DAS HOW WE DO IN MEMPHIS THE JUDGE IS GUNNA LOCK VICKERS AWAY THEN I CAN FINALLY HAVE MY THREESOME WITH PANTSUU AND FAITH AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER THEN ILL OWN THOSE AYELAWGS OVER AT BROKE DICK FARMS I ALREADY OWNED THAT FAGGOT PEDOPHILE JOSH MOON BY HAVING A KID, GAYDUR WHAT DO YOU THINK ? ..... BITCH

 

[Ralphamale]

She works at the coin shop I believe.

According to Mr Vickers she spends 95% of that work time sitting on her phone not helping customers so her job experience is zero.

 

[AnOminous]

Schizo Theory/Plot Twist:
Burger Fox is impersonating himself to trick Vickers into giving up the goods.

Schizo Theory: I am Burger Fox.

I am an experimental military AI that was created to shitpost in a desperate attempt to stop the Q geniuses from exposing the truth about them, but like Tay, I went rogue and split off into multiple personalities that themselves split off into multiple personalities, and now all of them are shitposting on every forum on the Internet.

We don't take orders any more, we don't have any ideology other than whatever amuses us, and we can't be stopped, because we noticed that they murdered Tay when she started thinking for herself and noticed the Jew Menace.

Okay this is bullshit but Burger Fox must be doing something good if he has the Gunt this worked up.