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Phil's newest member!

Mr Drew Gasp.
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Got thousands to reveal a cat. Got hundreds to buy an Xbox.

No one in their right mind is gonna let a brand new Xbox rot for 8 months and then give it to some bozo on the internet when they could turn around and sell it, probably, for more money than they paid for it. But Philbert probably knows his piggies and whales are already pretty fuckin' stupid so they'll buy the story anyway.
 
Phil is under this mindset that the only reason people watch streamers is that they are playing the "new hot games". Look at Jerma985 he streams bizarre or old games and tons of people still show up....why, because he is an entertaining person, unlike Phil.
The only streamers I watch play Heroes of the Storm and Warcraft 3. Both dead-ass games. They all get more viewers and subs than Phil because they're actually good at the games they play. They'll also play with you.
 
A couple of thoughts about DSP's Xbox reveal. This is one of the times where he isn't going to get the full benefit of the Xbox revealing because he's on youtube. When he did the PS5 reveal he was able to unbox it under the Just Chatting catagory on twitch and inflate his viewers. He won't be able to do that on youtube. The other thing is we get to see him set up his X-Box and show off his fire hazard wires set up. Does anyone have a picture of when he was setting up his PS5 and he pointed the camera to the floor of wires? It looks like a fire hazard.
 
As with every scam Phil pulls it is a long term negative for him, as there are actual fans in his chat surprised and disgusted by his behavior that will be banned today or in the coming weeks. With just the Jasper reveal he lost two mods, Lord Lamb and Choncula, along several normal tippers who all left and their spots in the streams were never filled.

Look at how he is trying to hold desperately to the few remaining whales he has, as between him trying to brag, he quietly says "I don't want my stream to be supported by just a few people". Phil knows he needs to attract new people to the streams, so he can milk them for as much as they are worth, but he actively works against new viewers with his 24 hour chat rules and his general attitude on streams drives any random away from his streams on YouTube or Twitch. People have to play a long game with Phil, as he is in a constant but slow downward slide and he will only get more angry and more desperate as the years go on.

June 2021 was the lowest YouTube views he ever had.
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As with every scam Phil pulls it is a long term negative for him, as there are actual fans in his chat surprised and disgusted by his behavior that will be banned today or in the coming weeks. With just the Jasper reveal he lost two mods, Lord Lamb and Choncula, along several normal tippers who all left and their spots in the streams were never filled.

Look at how he is trying to hold desperately to the few remaining whales he has, as between him trying to brag, he quietly says "I don't want my stream to be supported by just a few people". Phil knows he needs to attract new people to the streams, so he can milk them for as much as they are worth, but he actively works against new viewers with his 24 hour chat rules and his general attitude on streams drives any random away from his streams on YouTube or Twitch. People have to play a long game with Phil, as he is in a constant but slow downward slide and he will only get more angry and more desperate as the years go on.

June 2021 was the lowest YouTube views he ever had.
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With the fans he has left though, you genuinely gotta wonder what exactly would it take for him to drive them away. Something personally insulting? No, because his April Fools joke was making fun of OIC, he berates Jakileez frequently, Timboslice used to be a detractor, and we all know Swagginz.
Continuously demanding more and more money? They've already way past the point of no return.
Lying to their faces? They ban and laugh at people for pointing that out.
Boredom seems like the only outcome, though OIC seems intent on funding Phil until he dies.
Maybe claim that his favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle instead of Rainbow Dash?
 
Could this be a real rival to Derich?
Anyone seen if he tweeted at pornstars yet? He looks like he does.
Just finished a surface level dive and I mean honestly he seems like a pretty normal dude outside of that video I sent. I don't know why he's under the pignoises other than the fact he tried to become a youtuber/streamer at one point. Why are Dave's fans always copy and paste? Here's a video and his YT along with it. Also just to mention it, I don't endorse any kind of harassment of this guy and stuff, like I said he seems pretty normal, just under the pignoises. DSP has monumentally worse fans than this.

edit: jesus christ fuck me I hate it here...This is a fucking actress my guy (still, could be worse?)
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Okay... There is 100% a Rabbit Hole that links retards to DSP directly.

For years on both Twitch and YT, a new follower to DSP is always mentally retarded or has some incel/social problem with the outside world.It's like the algorithm sees they are Wheelchairs and it determines "yeah, Phil is perfect for you".

I genuinely now feel like I'm paying Phil through my taxes for all the government assistance he receives. We are all owed ONE sweaty man JPEG from Phil.
 
Just finished a surface level dive and I mean honestly he seems like a pretty normal dude outside of that video I sent. I don't know why he's under the pignoises other than the fact he tried to become a youtuber/streamer at one point. Why are Dave's fans always copy and paste? Here's a video and his YT along with it. Also just to mention it, I don't endorse any kind of harassment of this guy and stuff, like I said he seems pretty normal, just under the pignoises. DSP has monumentally worse fans than this.

edit: jesus christ fuck me I hate it here...This is a fucking actress my guy (still, could be worse?)
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"Thanks, stationary Derich. I appreciate it." - Phil, sometime this month, probably
 
I can't wait for the night stream where Phil doesn't make the goal and he gets all ungrateful while guilt-tripping his audience. Remember even if he makes $400 the first stream he gets pissy if he doesn't still make that $200. This guy's greed has taken over his soul and all that we are left with is a money-hungry monster who charades as a human being.
 
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