DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

People call dsp a successful scammer. No. A good scammer would at least pretend he did not buy it for himself... not getting it instantly, wait a few weeks, rough up the box so it does look used etc...

Its just that his targeted people are much more retarded than the average.

Yep. I was thinking to myself a short while ago on how fucking lame the story that Phil created is.

- Fan bought an Xbox Series X.
- Fan never even opened the box. Why? Well, because he remembered he had a PC! Silly fan!
- He just left there, untouched, while millions of people were searching for one (and paying a high price for one, mind you). He just ate the loss and used it as a paper weight, cause why not?
- One day, this fan, was watching his favorite streamer and, coincidentally, he was asking for a free Xbox! Man, it sure is convinient!
- He offered his Xbox to said streamer and even paid for the shipping. Why not, he's a PC gamer now! He doesn't need money!
- He timed perfectly to arrive right after the begathon.
- He doesn't want anything to do with it, not even bein mentioned by Phil, because people can destroy his life if they know his sock account's nickname.

It sure makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it... At all...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Only 23 bans? Disappointing.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Did he hit the 200 tips goal since it was installed? If he did I wouldn't be surprised anymore. Whoever is giving him money is so far into pignosis that they're beyond reason. I think even to normies that are casually interested in Phil lore can see that the facade is so far gone, his lies for money are becoming more and more easy to figure out.
Maybe he shouldn't be so obvious when WWE champions events come around.

 

[actually]

Only 23 bans? Disappointing.

He has that 24 hour follower requirement to talk, so not overly surprising.

Did he hit the 200 tips goal since it was installed? If he did I wouldn't be surprised anymore. Whoever is giving him money is so far into pignosis that they're beyond reason. I think even to normies that are casually interested in Phil lore can see that the facade is so far gone, his lies for money are becoming more and more easy to figure out.
Maybe he shouldn't be so obvious when WWE champions events come around.

Yes. Today and yesterday during the day, I think.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

sit down to see what the piggy is doing...

He doesn't know how to transfer his saves over the XBL cloud, he can't transfer them over his home network cause he only has ONE ethernet cable the others broke, with his history of "lag" and "bad connections" there's so much here.

So does he just swap the ethernet cable between his PS4/5, Switch Dock and Xbox or does he mean he only has one cable for his Xbox? either way he's just really stupid. He can't afford a new one? He literally does that little for his "business"?

got confused with menus for an 8 year old console, didn't know where his saves were WHILE chat was telling him he had this "me smash make xbox show" confused look on his face...

Yup this is a 39 year old who just learned hot food is hot.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

He doesn't know how to transfer his saves over the XBL cloud

This is probably one of the most simplest of things a gamer can do and this loser can't even do that. I'm surprised he can even hook up the devices.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

He's gonna spend half of his stream fumbling like a doofus instead of doing what a normal person would and look up a youtube video

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

He doesn't know how to transfer his saves over the XBL cloud

I think the saves on the Xbox One and Series X|S are automatically uploaded to the cloud. You just need to sign in, launch a game, and it syncs the save data for that game.

 

[BepsiLight]

God damn he's dumb. Microsoft made the upgrade to the new gen literally retard proof. You don't have to do ANYTHING to have your saves automatically transfer from the Bone to the Series console. Just launch the game on a series console and it will automatically sync. Even for 360 games it will sync. I had no issues continuing Skate 3 when I moved over, it automatically synced everything upon launch.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

lol I look up what the aftermath of the Xbox scam stream was and Phil's cashslaves actually awarded him with $360 for successfully scamming them
At this point they have to get off to getting scammed and financially dominated. I'll repost this video because it's one of the few times it's never been as relevant pertinent as it is now.

And for you that don't know, yes, the term paypig was borrowed from the FinDom fetish. Pretty fitting huh?
EDIT: Also 5:08 is the best explanation for Phil's business model.

 

[PieceofShet]

Scammedbox series X will save his channel. He needed it because...

I came from the future. Although he hyped it up, he will not play too many indie games on gamepass and will never touch the Flight Sim.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

What's funny, to me at least, is this isn't even the first time Phil has pulled this exact scam. He pulled the "anonymous gifter" thing before with whatever the upgraded Ps4 was and his 4k TV. He also pulled the "save my X" fundraiser scam before. I think the biggest one was him raising funds to see his dying parents, only to reveal it was a CT vacation where he got married to Khet instead.

This will bring him the same level of happiness as those previous scams. He'll get a dopamine hit for one, maybe two days, but then it'll return to normal. Honestly, I'd bet good money things will be back to normal by the end of the night.

I wouldn't be upset about Phil getting a hard to get item either. I agree it'd be unfair if he was (pig)lucky enough to snatch one up at market value when it became available. But I doubt he did. As far as I know, none suddenly appeared in stock over the weekend, so he presumably bought it from a scalper and a severely marked up price. Anyone who really wants one can technically do the same thing, you just don't because, unlike Phil, you're smart/patient enough not to pay an exorbitant amount of money. Probably because, also unlike Phil, you're not deluded enough to think buying an Xbox will turn your life around.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Does microsoft flight sim even have video-gamey elements? (multiplayer races etc) I always thought it was something for hobbyists to dick around with

Regardless I'm sure it'll be put onto the "chill" playlist where paypigs can listen to loud engine buzzing and a middle aged fat man crying about bills

 

[actually]

I wouldn't be upset about Phil getting a hard to get item either. I agree it'd be unfair if he was (pig)lucky enough to snatch one up at market value when it became available. But I doubt he did. As far as I know, none suddenly appeared in stock over the weekend, so he presumably bought it from a scalper and a severely marked up price. Anyone who really wants one can technically do the same thing, you just don't because, unlike Phil, you're smart/patient enough not to pay an exorbitant amount of money. Probably because, also unlike Phil, you're not deluded enough to think buying an Xbox will turn your life around.

If you go to this Amazon wishlist and click on the Series X listed there, there are 90+ used/new ones up for sale. There are some listed as new for $737 that will be delivered within 3-4 days. I'm 99.9% convinced Phil took his begathon money, found one on Amazon, and got the fastest shipping. His tweets yesterday were because he got the email saying that it would be delivered today, but the window ran to after his stream started.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

What’s even the fucking point of doing an unboxing of a console released 8 months ago?! Someway, somehow Phil’s laziness never ceases to amaze me.

Also, Phil’s obvious bullshit story about a wheelchair ‘generous fan who wants to remains anonymous’ donating the console to him is hilarious.

His excuse that this ‘viewer’ was a PC gamer and thus didn’t want the console is a clear example of Phil not doing his research: if Microsoft’s exclusive games are published on PC and Xbox at the same time and you have a capable gaming PC, why would you even buy an inferior platform to play them if not for scalping?

And even if by divine grace his story was true, it’d be equally hilarious and pathetic. Never change, Phil!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

What’s even the fucking point of doing an unboxing of a console released 8 months ago?! Someway, somehow Phil’s laziness never ceases to amaze me.

Also, Phil’s obvious bullshit story about a wheelchair ‘generous fan who wants to remains anonymous’ donating the console to him is hilarious.

His excuse that this ‘viewer’ was a PC gamer and thus didn’t want the console is a clear example of Phil not doing his research: if Microsoft’s exclusive games are published on PC and Xbox at the same time and you have a capable gaming PC, why would you even buy an inferior platform to play them if not for scalping?

And even if by divine grace his story was true, it’d be equally hilarious and pathetic. Never change, Phil!

The only believable part about this story is that one of his fans would be terrible enough with their money that they'd dump a large amount of money on something that's useless to them.

 

[Freshtodeath]

So what really happened was he used the marathon money to order an xbox express shipping. He said he was following wario 64 on twitter so once they were in stock he grabbed one.

 

[tomstone]

just checked an1337 video from today. after his whales dropped huge loads on him he called it: "refreshing rain of positivity"

 

[The Black Prince]

I’m confused. Yesterday didn’t he mention that he didn’t think it was likely that a fan would send him an Xbox but he got one today. So a fan wasn’t using theirs for months and then decided to send it to Phil with one day shipping only after Phil had been basically asking for one for months?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

What is one day of Phil receiving a huge paycheck from his whales? He already spent the begathon bucks on his new xbox and you can be damn sure that $400 won't be in his account by his late stream, piggies need to keep that level of positivity up every day if Phil is going to be able to keep ordering mcdonalds for khat.