DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

How much money has Gary given in the past week alone now? $2,000?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Let us not forget he jumped up during stream yesterday when he thought he heard a vehicle. People here said he was paranoid.

 

[UsedUp]

His goatee looks like he started shaving it, then got interrupted, then forgot to shave the rest of it.
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Keep the mustache cause goddamn, man. His excuse is "khet loves my beard"

 

[actually]

How much money has Gary given in the past week alone now? $2,000?

@Piece of Peace can probably answer that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Keep the mustache cause goddamn, man. His excuse is "khet loves my beard"

I think like many things, DSP needs to look up the definition of what a "beard" is.

Holy shit he looks like a deranged, fatter Liam Neeson.

 

[marlintan]

Unless you're an aviation fanatic, or someone who gets bored and likes fucking around, I don't see the appeal of Flight Sim. Sure, it seems to be a huge improvement over the last one Microsoft put out; but outside of silly shit like those pictures of everyone at the digital Epstein Island or simulating your own 9/11, there isn't much to hold people. The fuck is Phil trying to do by claiming he wants to play flight sim... or is old man age catching up with him and so it calls his name.

IDK about yall, but growing up in the midwest, the first video game i was "allowed" to play at school was in computer class where a elderly man would let us learn keyboard/mouse/joysticks by playing flight simulator... there was no fun allowed, we just got to learn how joysticks worked (this is in the mid 90s). That old motherfucker is the reason I have to invert Y axis on every fucking game now... dickhead.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

40 year old man is amazed by tactile buttons.
"I'll be honest here, when I buy a new console --- when I get a new console gifted to me by a fan, I want a cable!"
Nice freudian slip.

 

[UaineRunei]

I think he purchased it before the marathon

when he was talking about how it would "provide more content for him", it sounded like something he would say to himself to justify the purchase

we saw the same thing with the nes and sega mini consoles, it's the same exact scam

and him not mentioning straight away whether or not the console was in the box, or if it even works, just proves he knew it was in there and isn't broken, which means it came straight from the factory in china and not donated

Yep, that's what I thought since the announcement. Also, wasn't the fundraiser for a mysterious 'emergency bill'? He also mentioned that he had to pay his mortgage and 2 'utility bills'.

And on top of it, the price of the Xbox + shipping will be close to $900. That's why he said that wasn't enough during the marathon, because Xbox + Shipping + Indian food > $900.

 

[Piece of Peace]

How much money has Gary given in the past week alone now? $2,000?

If you're just looking at the last week only it's < $500.

Last 8 weeks on the other hand, he just passed $1,600.

(Forgive the bad screenshots, I'm out and about so I'm using the mobile Google Sheets which suck ass).

 

[UsedUp]

Sub goal hit. All organically of course. 202 as I type this.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Cant adjust the camera to do push ups, btw.

Another memory hole/DSP is lazy - some guy tipped a few weeks back and said he made DSP that lego street fighter thing (right side of the picture) years ago. People said he should hang them up on the wall behind him. DSP said it was a good idea and he'd look into it.

 

[Planettenon]

"I'll be honest here, when I buy a new console --- when I get a new console gifted to me by a fan, I want a cable!"
Nice freudian slip.

Did he say that word for word?!

Gonna take a break from DSP because he just depresses me so much by existing. Hopefully something funny/interesting happens soon.

Yeh I get it too. Midfirst is really the only thing now that can make that piggy sweat but even that's doubtful

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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Cant adjust the camera to do push ups, btw.

Another memory hole/DSP is lazy - some guy tipped a few weeks back and said he made DSP that lego street fighter thing (right side of the picture) years ago. People said he should hang them up on the wall behind him. DSP said it was a good idea and he'd look into it.

Mate that TV, that positioning is rough.
I remember he said a while ago Jasper was jumping at the screen or something. No bloody way he wouldn't push it off the stand.

And those bloody wires. Shocking mate innit, they even look dirty and dusty.

 

[Cult of the Dead]

His goatee looks like he started shaving it, then got interrupted, then forgot to shave the rest of it.
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He is at the point where his goatee is slowly starting to become a detractor.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Did he say that word for word?!

Yeh I get it too. Midfirst is really the only thing now that can make that piggy sweat but even that's doubtfuL

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Someone link this next time somebody says "Phil's good at lying/manipulating/scamming people" or calls him a con artist.
Genuine fucking moron who talks faster than he thinks.

 

[Jasper2K]

I really want everyone to think about Phils remark about pawning off his ps4 pro and xbox one. The dude still has a wii and a wii u in his "set up". Also the amount of dust I see on the black box thing next to the mega man picture is atrocious. Someone needs to call the fire marshal on this man.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Said he couldn't turn his camera around for the pushups.

Also today, turned his camera around for the XBAWX and said that he never said he couldn't turn his camera around. Dave is a master of doublethink.

 

[BepsiLight]

He put it in the dumbest fucking position he could have. This thing blows a lot of hot air out the top that's going to bounce around the wall, and the air intake is pointing directly at (and being blocked by) the PS5

 

[EAT TOMATO PASTE]

memoryholed the whole "cant tilt my camera for pushups" thing from yesterday of course