Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I am Xander's real Father. I am in contact with the Reptilian Race of Zorb and they extracted my high quality unvaccinated unfiltered raw high potency extremely noxious genetic data (cum). I paid them with half a bottle of Sprite (Basically liquid Gold to them)
They partook and began the extraction process. it's true. And then they stole time, notice a weird glitch in the sextape. Faith was abducted and inseminated by my Reptilian Mercenary proxies. The child is mine. He also has no soul, to prevent him from becoming Anti-Christo En Carnante. That's Latin for Incarnate for all you uneducated sneeding Uncels out there.

TL;DR I hired the reptilian shapeshifters to impregnate Faith Vickers and forstall the Revelations for at least 10 more years. You're welcome.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Maybe gunt should try gunting pedosu for a hell spawn.

No, just no. One hellspawn with cursed genetics is already enough. Any more of them will only doom this dimension faster than expected.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

TL;DR I hired the reptilian shapeshifters to impregnate Faith Vickers and forstall the Revelations for at least 10 more years. You're welcome.

Any knowledge about the gunt? Is it a parasite?

 

[Near]

I'm Xander's real father. I'm also dead, so she is now a widow. Suck it Ralph

 

[Ralphamale]

Ralph is fat and Xander will never call him father.

 

[Tom Myers]

Ralph is fat and Xander will never call him father.

“The person who hurt me worst in the world is Ethan Ralph”- Xander

 

[AnOminous]

A moment of introspection crept into his benzo-addled brain. He realized he is a fat, smelly wigger that will never actually accomplish anything. He thought "perhaps if I breed, I will have a purpose." This is fine, plenty of people do that. They go on to become parents, or at the very least pay child support and contribute to society in some way.

Ralph couldn't even accomplish that. He is truly a stupid , useless wigger.

Contemplate this: a black man who impregnates any woman at all, but actually supports the child, is more of a white man than Ralph is.

 

[Elbe]

Ralph is fat and Xander will never call him father.

 

[LordOdin]

Nothing wrong with a harem a woman thats how our ancestors did it until kike brought their faggotry to Europa.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

It will eventually come out that null is the father.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

It will eventually come out that null is the father.

I'd rather have a slobberpup in the world than a guntling, but probably better if Faith wasn't the mother.

 

[Pyre]

I'd rather have a slobberpup in the world than a guntling, but probably better if Faith wasn't the mother.

"Talented, just like his father,"

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Any knowledge about the gunt? Is it a parasite?

It is Human, terribly, albeit formerly. Surely it lurks beneath the wobbly weight of all men! Curdling and gurgling, gay for it's grave moment to become.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Curdling and gurgling, gay for it's grave moment to become.

Lovecraft if Cthulhu were a fat, impotent shit-sniffer.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Lovecraft if Cthulhu were a fat, impotent shit-sniffer.

>if

 

[No. 7 cat]

When I think Successful I think of Ethan Ralph. It's the same concept of telling other people you are cool even though it's not you that decides that.
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A 4 foot, maybe 1 inch midget who's wider than he is tall calling someone a hog has to be truly something to behold.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Ethan Ralph is fat and can only have sex with ugly women and mtf trannys. Nora was his peak

 

[InwardsStink]

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"Talented, just like his father,"

Jesus Christ every time I see her I wonder if she gave birth in a whelping box or at the vet.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ethan was sent this streamable link in his chat and REFUSED to watch it after opening it up on stream, as it relates to the custody of a child Ralph legally had no part in making
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Spoiler: fair use review of Coral Reefer’s cameo content

Here we have a lovely video of a weed youtuber congratulating Surfer and PPP on their successful adoption of Ethan Ralph’s son. She mentions how nice it is to have a loving, complete family. She then takes a bong rip for Xander, shouts out YOBA and takes a bong rip for Josh. Ralph and Gator complained on stream about how cringe it is for people to pay for kino like this.

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For 10 USD, “Coral Reefer” will create a personalized video, congratulate two gay Canadian men, add some personal commentary, shout out Baked Alaska, and dedicate a toke.

You have to donate 3 dollars just to get a text-to-speech program to read out “Biden is a kike” on the Killstream.

One of these is a far worse way for you to spend money

OMFG this is uhhmazing! TRIPLE P !!!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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Needs to be bigger.