DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I want Phil to get some karma from doxing ninstarune (even tho his shenanigans doxed himself) but we all know thats not how this ends. Phils story goes out with a whimper after massive drawn out decline, not a bang

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remove girls and add Phil.View attachment 2340821

I bet girls don't talk to him near as rudely as the pig.

So what I'm getting is:
1.) NinStarRune didn't donate the XBox but ninjaed the code by a fluke OR
2.)NinStarRune DID donate it and Phil called him a fucking idiot for it?

I'm gonna default to the former because it makes more sense. Also its funnier.

People were saying it was still factory wrapped. Someone is going to have to explain this.

 

[gaarashatan]

His goatee looks like he started shaving it, then got interrupted, then forgot to shave the rest of it.
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also his mustache, its like the right side is cut off too and the left is below his lower lip

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Does anyone have the clip of Phil calling NinStarRune a fifty bit bitch? I think it was during the Bugsnax finale.

 

[Anal birth]

I may be late with this but wasn't there someone a month or so ago that was offering Dave a sealed Xbox? If I remember correctly the piggie had bought one for him and his brother and because of a miscommunication or ism the brother had already bought himself one without realising. I may be getting the context wrong but I'm pretty much 100% certain there was someone offering him a sealed xbox. If that offer was made there is no way that Dave would spend money on a new one when there are sweaty man jpegs he could be investing in.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I tuned out after Dave turned on the Xbawx, apparently missed the fireworks, lol.

As to whether or not Dave bought the xbox or it was donated by a sped, I'm going with Dave bought it still. While that guy's name showed up during the setup, the console, controller, and cables were all wrapped up like they were factory new. If it had been taken out before I wouldn't expect the power cords to immaculately wrapped up like they came out of the factory.

Also another observation, Dave definitely knew that he was getting an Xbox or possibly had it delivered beforehand and just revealed it on the Monday stream. His tweets where he was alluding to a big surprise that may or may not happen don't fit Dave's typical m.o. If he wasn't 100% sure he was getting an xbox then why even bother tweeting out till it was confirmed? In his version of events, what was his plan if it did turn out to be a box of rocks? Say "Well guys, I thought there was gonna be a surprise but those dang dirty trolls ruined it!"?

 

[gaarashatan]

i like how phil was so upset by this and calling ninstarrune an idiot.

like this dude didnt just try to make account and links devices on stream.

just throw it on the pile of shit phil should be doing before he even streams along with updating games and jerking off OFF camera


i think the real reason phil was utterly pissed about this whole situation was cause he just bought this thing and its already being fucked with by people

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

list of subscriptions dave has "forgotten to cancel"

• EA Access
• BTTV
• WWE Network
• XBOX Game Pass

last night's stream he admitted he had game pass in 2019 and never cancelled it until recently, are there more i'm not thinking of?

This cannot be happening. How does his retardation keep surprising me?
I searched "game pass" on pigpiggo. On August 28th 2020 Phil ADMITS THE SAME THING. He had Game Pass Ultimate since 2019 but didn't know about it.
This nigga had Game Pass Ultimate for almost a year and was completely unaware.
Then his subscription expired on Sep 2020. He must have re-subscribed later that year because it expired again on Feb 2021. Phil was completely blindsided by that yesterday.

I'm fucking speechless. Subscriptions are the bane of his existence.

 

[Sender]

He insulted him because Phail insisted on doing the set up in front of a camera for no reason.

And he blamed and insulted Microsoft several times (while stating he did nothing wrong) for having a log in screen on, well, the fucking screen. He also expected to be able to power the console on as well as audio output from his non-synced controller shortly before the first blame towards MS.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Leave it to Phil to let something as routine as acquiring a gaming console and setting it up become such an autistic spectacle. Also want to mention (like a few have already done) his sudden ability to turn the camera away from his setup to show him placing his new toy in that console death trap setup of his. Absolutely no way he did even one push-up let alone twenty five of them. He is truly a retarded creature.

 

[FamicomGorby]

And he blamed and insulted Microsoft several times (while stating he did nothing wrong) for having a log in screen on, well, the fucking screen. He also expected to be able to power the console on as well as audio output from his non-synced controller shortly before the first blame towards MS.

HOW DARE MICROSOFT NOT THINK OF PEOPLE SETTING UP THEIR CONSOLES LIVE AND PUT THE SETUP INFORMATION ON THE SCREEN!

It's still amazing to me how Dave still expects the entire world to bend to his will. Games and consoles need to be setup with streamers in mind, the hospital needs a giant neon sign to show him where his fiance ex-lover is having a panic attack, someone needs to tell him where he's playing at the tournament.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil, didn't you tell everyone that you clean your office regularly now? Because of your ear infection, remember? How did you let "2 feet of disgusting dust" pile up?

Struggling to keep up with your lies?

 

[Sender]

Does anyone have the clip of Phil calling NinStarRune a fifty bit bitch? I think it was during the Bugsnax finale.

Happens at around 5:55 but the whole clip is funny:

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I believe you are forgetting a certain Men in Tights.

No one saw how big Ahchoo, son of A sneeze, would become. I'll take one of those braille playboy's too.

The entire problem with last night's stream can be boiled down to DSP being so fucking lazy that he can't even set up his brand new XBox "off the clock."

This man is the definition of lazy. He hates games so much he won't touch them after the stream. Everything is done only on the clock. I laughed when Dave said he'd have to play Virtua Fighter on his off time to get good but can't because he is busy. Also, Dave is the busiest streamer I know as he has little free time lol.


Holy crap, I dipped for the night stream and logged in this morning to a ton of pages to read. The last two days the thread is moving fast as hell.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Does anyone have the clip of Phil calling NinStarRune a fifty bit bitch? I think it was during the Bugsnax finale.

That's ACTION PACKED FINALE you tractor.

 

[David Davidson]

Phil, didn't you tell everyone that you clean your office regularly now? Because of your ear infection, remember? How did you let "2 feet of disgusting dust" pile up?
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Struggling to keep up with your lies?

Glad to see the fire hazard of electrical wires is still the same as always.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Can we just address one of the weirdest things of the whole night was him running outside and then coming back with this whole elephant peanut story. What in the fuck was that about? Some of the weirdest shit I've heard.

It reminded me about when he tries to speak with an accent to make a joke or something it's just like a random accent and saying some random shit it's never funny and it never makes any sense. He's just the worst at what he does.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Happens at around 5:55 but the whole clip is funny:

Ahh, so that's where "50 bit bitch" came from. I first heard it from Darksy De Flow's "Muh Bills".

Now it's going to be stuck in my head

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

lol YOU of all people tattling for doxxing

I'm in the best timeline

Excuse me, sir. How dare you?
I am a good Kiwi and I have done no wrong.

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

list of subscriptions dave has "forgotten to cancel"

• EA Access
• BTTV
• WWE Network
• XBOX Game Pass

last night's stream he admitted he had game pass in 2019 and never cancelled it until recently, are there more i'm not thinking of?

but he knows more about money than you, business degree btw, just pissing money into the wind as usual

This cannot be happening. How does his retardation keep surprising me?
I searched "game pass" on pigpiggo. On August 28th 2020 Phil ADMITS THE SAME THING. He had Game Pass Ultimate since 2019 but didn't know about it.
This nigga had Game Pass Ultimate for almost a year and was completely unaware.
Then his subscription expired on Sep 2020. He must have re-subscribed later that year because it expired again on Feb 2021. Phil was completely blindsided by that yesterday.
I'm fucking speechless. Subscriptions are the bane of his existence.

Do not forget PP Burnell continued to pay for Leanna's phone for 4 months after she left his pathetic ass.

I wonder if he was too lazy to even be aware he was paying this monthly fee for years while they were together to know to cancel it or his ego couldn't handle facing anything related to Leanna after the "mutual" split.