Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Protistology]

The best way to look like a man is to not shave your armpits I guess.

 

[DoTheDrew]

i can believe that, i should have limited this part of the post to men only

This is why gay men have their own bathhouses. Much better for all parties.

 

[Jeff Bezos]

-As referred to above, an absolute obsession with penises: Wanting one, faking one, pretending to have one, flipping her shit when told she needed to stop being a massive cunt online if she wanted to ever get one, etc. etc. ad nauseum:

FTMs are caused by penis envy. Freud would have a field day with this mutant.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No it doesn't. If you're on a nude beach and there is some geriatric sitting on a towel reading a book 30 ft away from you, that is not sexual, even if they are of the opposite sex. A nude painting class is not sexual. Giving birth with a male doctor around is not sexual.

Everything involves sexuality either directly or indirectly. People don't just flock to nude beaches because they wanna catch some rays on their ball sacks.

It takes an extreme mixture of lingering puritanism and porn poisoning to not be able to imagine any nudity of both sexes without immediately assuming that fucking must be part of the picture.

No, it doesn't. Men women, and homos can't be nude around each other. It's why we wear clothing. Yes, most women can go nude around each other if butch lesbians are not involved...but that's it.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Time for a little more necromancy.

I am genuinely surprised that Kayleigh “Kalvin” Garrah not only does not have her own thread on Kiwi Farms, but that some folks here actually seem to white knight for her. I can only think that’s due to a combination of her openly spouting anti-troon talking points despite the notable defect of claiming to be some kind of “Alpha Troon” herself, and the fact that her howler monkey on meth schtick really isn’t so much “lolcow” as “fucking annoying.” So let’s dissect this festering cunt.

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Ladeez and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of modern masculinity. And her stick figure arms.

Kalvin basically made her name – such as it was – as the TIF counterpart to the much more successful Blaire White TIM: A “good” troon who knew her place and would openly mock all those other, lesser troons and genderbenders that did not adhere to her approved worldview and physical presentation guidelines (also note the typical tranny “it’s all about me/I’m a victim” intro):

If it strikes you that, for what amounts to a lesbian she is strangely hung up on dicks, you are not wrong, and we will circle back to that.

In any case, she would accomplish her goals via the usual “trannier-than-thou” posturing common to the Blaire White type that, to the rest of us, is blatantly transparent but which no troon seems able to recognize in themselves:

-Fetishizing what she believes to be masculine traits, habits and interests: Sports (specifically Lacrosse, the sport of choice for privileged white kids pretending to be athletic), shitty tattoos and Chad-level gender signifiers, such as wearing athletic gear in inappropriate contexts and drinking from a gallon jug of water while engaged in the hardcore exercise of…um, filming YouTube videos. This would reach a pinnacle of absurdity when she posted a video demanding straight girls “stop fetishizing trans men,” a phrase so laden with irony I can barely force myself to type it:

-As referred to above, an absolute obsession with penises: Wanting one, faking one, pretending to have one, flipping her shit when told she needed to stop being a massive cunt online if she wanted to ever get one, etc. etc. ad nauseum:

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All leading up to one of the saddest, least entertaining YouTube meltdown videos ever, with a hilarious reversion to her real voice toward the end in an effort to mock 'gatekeepers:'

She couldn't carry on like a retard who was refused a second helping of Chicken Nuggets because she was in someone else's house, you guyz. You guyz, do you know how hard her life is you guyz? YOU GUYZ??? GIVE HER HER GODDAMN PARTICIPATION PENIS ALREADY YOU GUYZ!!!

-Oblivious to her own failure to “pass” in any meaningful way – at absolute best, she is a convincing butch lesbian, and even that goes out the window when she’s in full bore screeching “mean girl” mode.

-Particularly hilarious are her “transition timelines,” wherein she captures her amazing transformation from homely girl to homely girl with short hair who artificially (and unsuccessfully) deepens her voice.

-The facetuning – oh, god, the facetuning. Worse than Blaire White, maybe even worse than Hontrapoints. In Every. Single. Thumbnail. Some are so heavily modified you can barely recognize she is the same person even when they are side-by-side:

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-Insistence that her troonism is a matter of biology (she has a “male brain”)/adherence to profoundly ignorant pseudoscience to justify her lifestyle choice/pathetic delusion), and using that justification to criticize/mock troons that don’t meet her minimum standard of acceptable troon-ness.

-Obsessively searching social media to find said “insufficiently trans” persons to exploit for her YouTube channel, all while pretending to be somehow better than them/accusing them of being scammers while monetizing basically everything she possibly can and begging for donations on the side - her pinned comment on this one is literally “these troons are sketchy asking for money, so support this troon's Patreon and buy her merch!":

(Note that this is the root of what Brennen Beckworth and others Kalvin exploited for views were actually asking for – that she share some of the loot she made and continues to make off using their names and likenesses. Whether or not that is a reasonable request I can’t say, but it isn't quite the same as a simple demand for money - like those Kalvin regularly issued to her stans.)

-Constantly reeeeee-ing about being a law student, or actually a pre-law student, or actually someone who will eventually be a law student maybe when she has the time.

-Claiming the FBI was investigating death threats made against her. Seriously.

Ultimately, after receiving blowback from other, more woke trannies along with at least a few of the genderfucks she had previously targeted, she bravely…made a non-apology video with all the usual talking points (“Sorry you made me hurt you,” “People are harassing my innocent family (although I have absolutely no proof to provide of that,” “I’ve grown as a person (and am keeping those old vids monetized, bitches!”) called "Taking Accountability" (spoilers: she does not remotely take accountability for anything whatsoever and how dare you fuckers question her!):

After this she stopped posting to her main, but apparently does maintain a Patreon presence with content similar to her old, anti-SJW stuff.

She then failed to establish a True Crime Channel (with the evidently Required by Troon Law artistic rendering of what she apparently thinks she looks like), and in a move that pretty much anyone who has ever paid even the slightest bit of attention to any troon ever could absolutely have foreseen, tried to exploit the murder of a teacher at her high school for views in her inaugural video – because, after all, this person’s death is really all about Kalvin.

This, and her old gaming channel, seem to be dead as of this post.

All that said, none of this is intended to defend any of the troons she targeted, only to point out the sad reality of what she is: A hypocritical “house” troon trying desperately to hold herself apart from and above the “field” troons who almost instantly buckled under a fraction of the pressure that lolcows like Blaire White seem to thrive on.

I'm not sure if Kalvin is worth a thread as she has left YouTube for now, but her story is really not that special for a butch lesbian who trooned out. For what it's worth, I think she was cute as a tomboy/butch, there was nothing wrong with her pre-transition, and it's a shame that she clearly hates her pre-trans self so much.

Worthy of note though: as a child she witnessed her younger sister get hit by a car which gave her PTSD and she saw a therapist for many years before she transitioned. She also describes being extremely depressed in middle/high school and having extreme body image issues, as well as issues with her sexuality. She said in a video that she never let anybody see her naked or touch her (i.e girlfriends). Also mocks herself for having a "man's body" and being an "ugly dyke" before transition.

In my opinion she has real deep-seated issues, and LARPing as a male has definitely helped her cope, she has escaped judgment for being a butch lesbo and simultaneously become a "new" person. But she is absolutely not happy.
As a side note, she doesn't really pass, next to Bobert White (a male) she looks like a chubby girl (look at the hand sizes, lmao). I do wonder if she will ever detransition, but probably not.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Francis Aaron is the Tom MacDonald of troon nonsense

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Non ironically emailing Tom to see if we can get a collab.

 

[Law]

Yes, most women can go nude around each other if butch lesbians are not involved...but that's it.

What about femme lesbians? Does a bit of lipstick or long hair make it ok for you to be nude around other women, but get a buzzcut and suddenly it's not ok?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The Troon is wrong for intruding on this sort of space. The mother is wrong for both wanting to go to a no-clothes allowed spa and bringing children with her and exposing them. The Troon is much more in the wrong though; one set of behaviour is degenerate and predatory, the other is degenerate and mindless.

Muh Romans tho is not an argument when people have perfectly functioning bathrooms at home. There is no need to go out and be naked around complete strangers, except if briefly in a changing room.

You then go into some argument to absurdity where if I find unnecessary public nudity to be unnecessary and inappropriate that I think all examples of nudity or nudity of parents around children is wrong. The issue isn't nudity per se, or even children being nude around other women/their mother as would be normal in other circumstances. It's that the mother CHOSE this particular spa. A no clothes allowed spa. To take her children to. Perhaps I'm ignorant of some sort of service this spa offers which would be incapable of being delivered to clothed patrons but if there is no such service then the mother's behaviour was inappropriate. Being exposed to nudity is not some necessity in the course of childhood.

Bro have you left your house, like, ever?

 

[Oh piss off!]

Nonce Prior is disgusted that some parents may not want their children to see a rainbow monkey with a plastic arse and nipples and a dildo penis. Those parents are the real perverts, clearly.

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[Itterasshai]

They think troons can "bless" people?

Hijras have a bit of a cult significance in India. They may bless and curse, perform rituals and the like. They earn money this way, as well as through panhandling and prostitution. You may compare this to how the Romani people — the Gypsies — make money through fortunetelling and performing but also begging and petty criminal activity. These are the common ways groups on the margins of society all over the world make a living.

 

[iHuman]

It is not really drama, but I found this video really interesting (there are subtitles no worries) as it shows such striking difference (both in terms of mindset and physical appearance) between the type transgenders typically posted in this thread and the more well-adjusted ones.

They are able to openly and casually talk about the gender reassignment surgery and the complications/problems that comes with it without being triggered or without having a nervous break down. Why can't reddit/twitter transgenders do the same?

 

[Law]

No, it doesn't. Men women, and homos can't be nude around each other. It's why we wear clothing.

Bro have you left your house, like, ever?

Not leaving your house, like, ever could possibly cause an autist to think that we wear clothes to protect us from the ("directly and indirectly") sexual nature of everything instead of like, being cold. Or not wanting to get rained on or get a sunburn.
Come to think of it protecting the goods from foot fetishists is not my primary motivation for wearing shoes.

 

[Itterasshai]

From a thread on /r/AreTheCisOk denouncing someone who said the word "transbian" is homophobic. Absolutely nothing to see here, this troon's discord server likely ran by groomers say they're not forcing "girldick" on anyone. The mountains of evidence proving the contrary either doesn't exist or must be entirely fabricated I suppose. While seemingly harmless, this post initially said that that these troons "would do such a thing" before being corrected as a typo. The original version got some laughs in the thread before being pointed out.

Someone also argues that the term transbian is in fact offensive, but instead because it implies there's a difference between lesbians. Unreal.

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Here's someone replying to a very autistic question from I can only assume is a 13 year old, asking why lesbians would ever have an issue with men in the first place. Some real Mensa members in this thread, no doubt about it.
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Somebody in the comments claims the guy in the video is their twin brother. The situation described is so funny that I hope it is true.

They look a bit alike:

The Reddit user posts in Dutch subreddits and the guy in the video claims to be from the Netherlands, so it certainly can be true.

No comment.

The video in question:

The lad certainly tweets a lot. He even says so himself on his site:


He mocked a transbian video by Eldena Doubleca5t which was mentioned previously in this thread:

He should wash his shirts before recording, though.

 

[ghost_ghost]

Everything involves sexuality either directly or indirectly. People don't just flock to nude beaches because they wanna catch some rays on their ball sacks.


No, it doesn't. Men women, and homos can't be nude around each other. It's why we wear clothing. Yes, most women can go nude around each other if butch lesbians are not involved...but that's it.

butch lesbians aren't some kind of dude, theres no reason they'd be less likely to behave in a nude spa than a femme lesbian.

 

[Unheard Bird]

FTMs are caused by penis envy. Freud would have a field day with this mutant.

Womb envy seems to be more on the rise.

Notice this gendie bendie is not concerned at all about using a woman as a nine month blood host, but he draws the line at it being inconveniencing to him to have lots of blood transfusions.

“I don’t know what blood has to do with sex differences” says the person who also advocates for free hormone injections.

 

[goodgrief]

This would reach a pinnacle of absurdity when she posted a video demanding straight girls “stop fetishizing trans men,” a phrase so laden with irony I can barel force myself to type it.

Great post. But ahahahaha this one got me. Same vibes as mtf troons claiming terfs secretly want to fuck them. This constant obsession with women and fantasies about women wanting them. She should admit that she wishes it was common for straight women to fetishize this shit. They're dying to be attractive to someone, anyone. Might as well try to guilt women into it uwu.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Womb envy seems to be more on the rise.

Notice this gendie bendie is not concerned at all about using a woman as a nine month blood host, but he draws the line at it being inconveniencing to him to have lots of blood transfusions.

“I don’t know what blood has to do with sex differences” says the person who also advocates for free hormone injections.

I'd be intrigued to know when this...Thing stopped going to school.
That might explain something.

 

[justhereforments]

Nigga this is a spa, not a bathhouse. The roman thing was an example, not the reasoning behind it. Also, who cares, it's completely non-sexual.

"Nigga" do you not have a bath in your bathroom? Why do you need to go to a place to be naked in water with others?

A spa is not "public". Had they been in the middle of the street I'd agree, but this is a room inside a building. You literally won't see anything if you don't go there. The fact that people might be naked there is obviously known by people who go there. It's not "public". Unless you consider a doctor's office "public" aswel

:autism: I am using the term public in juxtaposition to the word private in reference to a private dwelling.

Because she assumed it would be her and other women, not some random male. I understand your argument in the sense that nudity is often sexual when it involves people who are sexually attracted to eachother (i.e. most males if put in a room with naked females) but that's not the case with sex segregated rooms. Unless you include the possibility of gay guys and lesbian women, which is still pointless because a gay male can't do anything when there are so many other men in the room, and vice versa with a lesbian. A part of the issue here is the power imbalance, a male in a room with women and girls who are obviously vulnerable.

I don't think this line of arguing works here. The tranny didn't do anything either except expose himself. It's not quite what you're suggesting. He's a pervert getting off to seeing and being seen. This paraphilia can be found in homosexuals, despite what you think. However, my issue isn't with homo-boogymen, but the morality of group nudity in general. I don't agree that adults should be doing it but they're adults and it's not my business. I do take issue with a woman forcing two children to partake in her decision. This is my argument but it keeps getting ignored.

Neither is it inherently harmful, as long as it is non-sexual. The harmful part comes from the sexual part, not the nudity.

I disagree, as well as with the idea that "if something isn't obviously harmful it's okay."

Just a question, would you consider it degenerate or wrong if a kid (let's say a boy, because this was a sex segregated spa after all) sees this statue:

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That's a statue

Or another example, what's your opinion on midwives? The women and sometimes girls who help other women while they give birth? Degenerate because a girl might see a vagina?

Again, the issue isn't nudity per se nor did I ever say it was. Stop trying to push it in that direction because I'm asking you to defend exposing children to adults when it isn't necessary.

Nigger this is a traditional Korean spa in the case.

Japanese Onsens are slightly more clothed but same fucking concept. Naked with the same sex

We wuz Koreans n Japanese n shiet

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

lesbians are perfectly capable of being in a same sex nude spa environment without it being sexual, not everything is a porn film.

I'm lesbian and while locker room fantasies are hot in my mind, the reality is pretty normal and boring. Being a tranny weirdo wouldn't hold up in my gym, it's filled with water aerobics abuelas who would smash them with a chancla for even thinking about entering the women's locker room.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Not leaving your house, like, ever could possibly cause an autist to think that we wear clothes to protect us from the ("directly and indirectly") sexual nature of everything instead of like, being cold. Or not wanting to get rained on or get a sunburn.
Come to think of it protecting the goods from foot fetishists is not my primary motivation for wearing shoes.

No it's just that this dude and you seem to not understand that Korean culture isn't American culture. Not everyone is scared of nudity like in America.

Nigga" do you not have a bath in your bathroom? Why do you need to go to a place to be naked in water with others?

Why yes I do have a massive spa with massages, a full size pool, and a hot tub in my bathroom.

Honest question, unless the child had already been exposed to sexual content how would it even think that a spa could be sexual?