Time for a little more necromancy.
I am genuinely surprised that Kayleigh “Kalvin” Garrah not only does not have her own thread on Kiwi Farms, but that some folks here actually seem to white knight for her. I can only think that’s due to a combination of her openly spouting anti-troon talking points despite the notable defect of claiming to be some kind of “Alpha Troon” herself, and the fact that her howler monkey on meth schtick really isn’t so much “lolcow” as “fucking annoying.” So let’s dissect this festering cunt.
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Ladeez and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of modern masculinity. And her stick figure arms.
Kalvin basically made her name – such as it was – as the TIF counterpart to the much more successful Blaire White TIM: A “good” troon who knew her place and would openly mock all those other, lesser troons and genderbenders that did not adhere to her approved worldview and physical presentation guidelines (also note the typical tranny “it’s all about me/I’m a victim” intro):
If it strikes you that, for what amounts to a lesbian she is strangely hung up on dicks, you are not wrong, and we will circle back to that.
In any case, she would accomplish her goals via the usual “trannier-than-thou” posturing common to the Blaire White type that, to the rest of us, is blatantly transparent but which no troon seems able to recognize in themselves:
-Fetishizing what she believes to be masculine traits, habits and interests: Sports (specifically Lacrosse, the sport of choice for privileged white kids pretending to be athletic),
shitty tattoos and Chad-level gender signifiers, such as wearing athletic gear in inappropriate contexts and drinking from a gallon jug of water while engaged in the hardcore exercise of…um, filming YouTube videos. This would reach a pinnacle of absurdity when she posted a video demanding straight girls “stop fetishizing trans men,” a phrase so laden with irony I can barely force myself to type it:
-As referred to above, an absolute
obsession with penises: Wanting one, faking one, pretending to have one, flipping her shit when told she needed to stop being a massive cunt online if she wanted to ever get one, etc. etc. ad nauseum:
All leading up to one of the saddest, least entertaining YouTube meltdown videos ever, with a hilarious reversion to her real voice toward the end in an effort to mock 'gatekeepers:'
She couldn't carry on like a retard who was refused a second helping of Chicken Nuggets because she was in someone else's house, you guyz. You guyz, do you know how
hard her life is you guyz? YOU GUYZ??? GIVE HER HER GODDAMN PARTICIPATION PENIS ALREADY YOU GUYZ!!!
-Oblivious to her own failure to “pass” in any meaningful way – at absolute best, she is a convincing butch lesbian, and even that goes out the window when she’s in
full bore screeching “mean girl” mode.
-Particularly hilarious are her “transition timelines,” wherein she captures
her amazing transformation from homely girl to homely girl with short hair who artificially (and unsuccessfully) deepens her voice.
-The facetuning – oh, god, the facetuning. Worse than Blaire White, maybe even worse than Hontrapoints. In Every. Single. Thumbnail. Some are so heavily modified you can barely recognize she is the same person even when they are side-by-side:
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-Insistence that her troonism is a matter of biology (
she has a “male brain”)/adherence to profoundly ignorant pseudoscience to justify her lifestyle choice/pathetic delusion), and using that justification to criticize/mock troons that don’t meet her minimum standard of acceptable troon-ness.
-Obsessively searching social media to
find said “insufficiently trans” persons to exploit for her YouTube channel, all while pretending to be somehow better than them/accusing them of being scammers while monetizing basically everything she possibly can and begging for donations on the side - her pinned comment on this one is literally “these troons are sketchy asking for money, so support
this troon's Patreon and buy her merch!":
(Note that this is the root of what Brennen Beckworth and others Kalvin exploited for views were actually asking for – that she share some of the loot she made and continues to make off using their names and likenesses. Whether or not that is a reasonable request I can’t say, but it isn't quite the same as a simple demand for money - like those Kalvin regularly issued to her stans.)
-Constantly reeeeee-ing about being a law student,
or actually a pre-law student, or actually someone who will eventually be a law student maybe when she has the time.
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Claiming the FBI was investigating death threats made against her. Seriously.
Ultimately, after receiving blowback from other, more woke trannies along with at least a few of the genderfucks she had previously targeted, she bravely…made a non-apology video with all the usual talking points (“Sorry you made me hurt you,” “People are harassing my innocent family (although I have absolutely no proof to provide of that,” “I’ve grown as a person (and am keeping those old vids monetized, bitches!”) called "Taking Accountability" (spoilers: she does not remotely take accountability for anything whatsoever and how dare you fuckers question her!):
After this she stopped posting to her main, but apparently does maintain a Patreon presence with content similar to her old, anti-SJW stuff.
She then failed to establish a True Crime Channel (with the
evidently Required by Troon Law artistic rendering of what she apparently thinks she looks like), and in a move that pretty much anyone who has ever paid even the slightest bit of attention to any troon ever could absolutely have foreseen, tried to exploit
the murder of a teacher at her high school for views in her inaugural video – because, after all, this person’s death is really all about Kalvin.
This, and her old gaming channel, seem to be dead as of this post.
All that said, none of this is intended to defend any of the troons she targeted, only to point out the sad reality of what she is: A hypocritical “house” troon trying desperately to hold herself apart from and above the “field” troons who almost instantly buckled under a fraction of the pressure that lolcows like Blaire White seem to thrive on.
