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Imagine a world where getting a console for yourself (or in Phil's narrative from a fan, either way) is considered success on any metric. Also in the process of showing off said new toy like an excited 5 year old from a Youtube meme, debunk the hours spent bitching that you could do pushups just not on camera and doxing someone giving people more ammunition to dislike you greatly.
 
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DarkScrubPhil said:
Yeah, if there's any further proof that this whole thing was about ego, here it is.

Hey Phil, I know you're reading this, so listen up. We've never interacted, and you don't know me. But I've been observing you for five years now. I see past your latest attempt at gaslighting and manipulating your audience.

I'm not angry. I'm not salty. If anything, I'm a bit disgusted. And I am calm (in case anyone tells me to calm down).

We both know that you got kicked out of the Twitch program because you are a toxic individual. Your toxic personality is why your paying audience has been shrinking for years, and it's why you are struggling now.

Enjoy your "win" for now, because we both know it won't last. You haven't changed. You haven't changed in five years. You're a toxic individual and that's why you'll end up friendless, homeless, and without support.

Oh, and I still don't believe you when you say that a mysterious fan sent you that Xbox. I still believe that you bought it, and brought it out when it was convenient for you to get a "win". Enjoy that "win". You'll end up losing sooner or later.
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I still don't see why so many are calling this a win. How will a new XBox change anything? Really? He got a bump in views and handouts yesterday and probably today. How does this translate into anything beyond this week? The content won't improve and now he has one less excuse.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Still on that money high

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This is the reason trolls will never stop fucking with Phil, it’s like he forgets he can’t play victim while doing things that basically dare people to try to kick him off his high-horse. Although that will obviously never stop Phil from still playing victim the next time someone does something to “fuck with his family”.

If you really are winning, Phil, maybe try being humble for once. That might make it harder for people to find excuses to dick with you. If only DSP was able to learn from the countless other times he’s made this exact same error…
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I still don't see why so many are calling this a win. How will a new XBox change anything? Really? He got a bump in views and handouts yesterday and probably today. How does this translate into anything beyond this week? The content won't improve and now he has one less excuse.
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I agree with you that the xbox will do little for him long term. He is always diluted about the things that will save the stream and we'll see his nastiness and "muh depression" in a few weeks time. This really does highlight Dave needs those Day 1 views too.
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This is cute. Can't wait till someone pushes his shit in and he becomes the butthurt one. Might even happen in today's stream if snowkarl saw the tweet.

edit: spelling
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
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lol a lot of people who aren't "content creators" have everything Phil does for gaming and more, plus they did it without... well, I was going to say "debasing themselves to retards," but Phil can't actually debase himself. He has no pride, just an overinflated, exceedingly fragile ego. He's not even a scammer, he's just a beggar. But somehow less respectable even than the local hobos because they're at least honest about it.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I still don't see why so many are calling this a win. How will a new XBox change anything? Really? He got a bump in views and handouts yesterday and probably today. How does this translate into anything beyond this week? The content won't improve and now he has one less excuse.
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The guy bought a second hand xbox from a wheelchair, likely for more than it cost to buy new. It's a win for the Japanese whaling fleet. If people are upset that he got an xbox they really need to set the sights higher in life. If you can't afford to go out right now and spank $1000 on something stupid an unnecessary, you need to get off this forum, learn a skill and do something with your life. $1000 is nothing... but that doesn't mean give it to a beggar who refuses to do anything in life.

Wait literally 1 day and he'll be back to making $50 a stream like before.
 
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Holy shit, I just noticed the title:
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What does that even mean? Who got owned exactly? Yikes.
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
The guy bought a second hand xbox from a wheelchair, likely for more than it cost to buy new. It's a win for the Japanese whaling fleet. If people are upset that he got an xbox they really need to set the sights higher in life. If you can't afford to go out right now and spank $1000 on something stupid an unnecessary, you need to get off this forum, learn a skill and do something with your life. $1000 is nothing... but that doesn't mean give it to a beggar who refuses to do anything in life.

Wait literally 1 day and he'll be back to making $50 a stream like before.
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No, it's definitely new. The package comparison of opening a brand new xbox and what he had shows it. I thought at least DSP would cover with "fan bought it through amazon wishlist" but that would be a lie based on him saying a fan just had it for months without using it.

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Did he ever confirm if MLB is in the shit-can forever now?
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it has 1 more chance, but DSP switched from MLB to XBOX unboxing yesterday, so eh
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I still don't see why so many are calling this a win. How will a new XBox change anything? Really? He got a bump in views and handouts yesterday and probably today. How does this translate into anything beyond this week? The content won't improve and now he has one less excuse.
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I don't get that either, is he still bankrupt? is he still being foreclosed on? is his credit still shot? Does he have no future just doing the same shit every day till he dies like a living dead end job? is he still married to a woman who's just biding her time till she can collect alimony? Is he still prone to massive bouts of paranoid deluisions? is he still a literal moron who says things like "In reality I'm not paranoid" and doesn't know hot food is hot nor how let food cool at 39 years old? Did he not learn how to do laundry or that cars need oil in his 30's? Is he no longer so inept he can't hang a coat rack correctly? Is he no long a desperate for online validation joke? Is he no longer a terrible liar and grifter who lives in his own version of reality? Does he leave his house or shower more than once a week at most? I mean I could go on but...

oh but he got an Xbox 8 months later. The exclusive club known as everybody who can read a wario64 tweet and has patience or is an idiot, like phil, and pays scalper prices 8 months later.

Not sure thats a win...
 
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Yesterday: There were 2-3 people that were trolling and tried to fool me when a asked for a Xbox.
Today: There were 2-3 people that were true fans that actually tried to buy me a Xbox but couldn't.

Edit: Oh no, please, don't play Forza... Don't ruin my favorite franchise again, PLEASE
Oh well, I'm gonna try to stream snipe him then, fuck it.
 
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