DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[architects]

Holy Christ his fucking pre stream speech….”THE SILENT MAJORITY SUPPORT ME…WE RALLY AGAINST THEM….WE RISE UP IN DEFIANCE!!!”. Someone’s gotta put that to the Gladiator theme and just let it play…lol

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Lmao Phil actually said he spent his night reading KiwiFarms after "work".

KiwiFarms gets more attention than his own wife.

But by all means, we are the ones being "owned" when we point and laugh.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Shout out to us "very special individuals"

He basically just confirmed that he spent his night reading this thread lmao

Of course he spent time reading this thread, he's too sensitive not to. I mean, what else would he do? Spend time with his horse-wife?

"Code Vein! Code Vein! Code Vein!" (yes, it's on gamepass now)
"NO! Fucking idiot. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna ban everyone who suggests Code Vein. Huh-huh!"

Man, I really don't get how he's so afraid of other women, even anime girls in games. I really wanna know if that's something he's done to himself or Kat has made him that way.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Sorry if this was posted already I have not caught up with thread yet but in feasting with the kang you can see him eating with the fork upside down,he can't even use a fork properly.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil: "I read Kiwifarms after work." Phil, just make an account already.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Of course he spent time reading this thread, he's too sensitive not to. I mean, what else would he do? Spend time with his horse-wife?

Man, I really don't get how he's so afraid of other women, even anime girls in games. I really wanna know if that's something he's done to himself or Kat has made him that way.

I'm sure he realizes he isn't going to get another woman under 300 lbs so he needs to suck the farts out of her asshole to make sure she has no reason to leave the pig pen.

Sorry if this was posted already I have not caught up with thread yet but in feasting with the kang you can see him eating with the fork upside down,he can't even use a fork properly.View attachment 2342171

I appreciate you circling the fork, would have taken me forever to find it.

 

[kebab4you]

"New game" on Friday? People would call it a remaster at best but ok.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil: "I read Kiwifarms after work." Phil, just make an account already.

Did he say that exactly?

 

[Fill Bern El]

Did he say that exactly?

no, but he did say "the forums"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Smug Phil is one of the best types of Phil, it will make the inevitable comedown even more toxic.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Sorry if this was posted already I have not caught up with thread yet but in feasting with the kang you can see him eating with the fork upside down,he can't even use a fork properly.View attachment 2342171

What does Kat see in him? What makes Phil different from any of the other walking bank accounts in the area?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Lmao Phil actually said he spent his night reading KiwiFarms after "work".

KiwiFarms gets more attention than his own wife.

But by all means, we are the ones being "owned" when we point and laugh.

He could've at least told us what his account on here is.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I'm sure he realizes he isn't going to get another woman under 300 lbs so he needs to suck the farts out of her asshole to make sure she has no reason to leave the pig pen.

The funny thing is, no matter how many farts he's eating, she'll leave when she finds another lonely guy who has more money and isn't bankrupt. Truly do wonder what will happen to Phil's psyche if Kat leaves. He's already fairly deranged but man, it'd be on a whole new level if he loses his farm animal.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I'm sure he realizes he isn't going to get another woman under 300 lbs so he needs to suck the farts out of her asshole to make sure she has no reason to leave the pig pen.

And terrified of Kat having any kind of independence. He learned the hard way when Leanna got a job and gained independence from the pigroach. However, he thinks that cringing at anything sexual will keep Kat around. The Phil of old would've gone "Yeah, she's got nice tits." Phil now just looks away hoping Kat doesn't notice and is off like a prom dress.

 

[SPhobos]

What does Kat see in him? What makes Phil different from any of the other walking bank accounts in the area?

He's dumb and desperate enough to shell out cash for her ugly ass.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

What does Kat see in him? What makes Phil different from any of the other walking bank accounts in the area?

Have you seen her? She's not exactly the type of girl sugar daddies snuggle up too.


Also, just said he still needs money for two utility bills plus taxes lmao

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil you know acting like this after reading the farms, some of us actually may have hit a nerve huh. It's best to just keep your mouth shut and not spin this. You aren't as smart or as clever as you think you are, all you're doing is giving the detractor community a geyser of gold dust.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Just stepping back for a bit, it's amazing looking at this shit show how unbelievably excited he is for buying a video game console.

Like, this is a 39 year old man who's treating this literal $600 toy like he just bought a fucking Tesla Model S or something.

News flash fuckface, nobody who isn't an actual retard or child gives a shit about your gay ass Xbox console that's already been out for 8 months. You literally own nothing cool or interesting. How about buying a tangible asset that won't depreciate to zero in 5 years?

 

[Fill Bern El]

holy shit did he start reading the kiwifarms 10 minutes before he jumped onto his stream

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Still going on about the trolls and begged a bit before that because "he needs to make it through the week." Jesus Christ there is no end to the begging.