DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

As a mad troll im still punching the air. Is he still winning?

DSP can keep saying this but till his shadow pushups worthless, punching the air is actually beneficial. We are getting stronger.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

He just said that microsoft was charging him for gamepass "behind the scenes" because he didn't know he had to cancel.

I legit lold

 

[UaineRunei]

C'mon, Timbo, you can do it!! Just type slowly!

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So he got the xbox because of gamepass but isn't sure it's worth buying a year subscription, so he's buying a month just to test it.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

He's really trying hard to sell this 'silent majority' scam to his special piggies.

Which is weird, because the silent majority aren’t the ones who make that tips goal go up…maybe non whales aren’t incentivized to tip when someone keeps saying the silent majority have his back

 

[Coke Zero]

As a mad troll im still punching the air. Is he still winning?

Yes, dsp is currently winning and is super successful but also he needs to hit the $200 goal every stream this week or he can't pay any of his bills and he has absolutely zero dollars for anything fun in his life but also streaming is the best/most profitable job he has ever had or could possibly get but he struggles to make ends meet every month. Also he just ignores the trolls and they don't have any impact on his success but also the trolls wrecked his youtube channel and ruined his chances to get sponsorship and the trolls bully and harrass his fans that donate and chat.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

So he got the xbox because of gamepass but isn't sure it's worth buying a year subscription, so he's buying a month just to test it.

DSP Consoomer behavior: Buy first, think later.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Imagine thinking that having people buy you things is success.

I'm looking forward to next months mortgage fundraiser, because this is the obvious next saga for the successful man.

 

[Comma]

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Hey Phil, since you're reading this, one day you won't be able to hide your gambling addiction from your wife anymore. Worry about that instead of the "detractors".

 

[arrivefriday]

Is he really shitting on No Mans Sky? I know the game was terrible at launch but it's unironically a really good game now. I guess I should be lucky that he doesn't ruin it for me?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Yes. Getting a $800 Xbox Series X is winning, how could I not have thought to buy a console to win over trolls and detractors?

Remember, buy ALL consoles if you want to really give it to the trolls. Spend all your money on new consoles and maybe other stuff that you pretend to care about. That'll show those damn dirty trolls!

 

[Jasper2K]

This meme about Phil going through the list of gamepass games is such a waste of time. He's expecting these games to look completelty different because they are "optimized" jesus christ is he stupid. Sure some may be 60fps+ or 4k (Which his audience won't see), but thats the extent of it with 95% of games on there. He thinks all these games are "free" too smh. And games that really have big improvements like Ark Survival evolved, Conan etc he won't touch..

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Hey Phil, since you're reading this, one day you won't be able to hide your gambling addiction from your wife anymore. Worry about that instead of the "detractors".

She knows, nigga. They bought in flight wifi when they got married so they could play mobile games.

 

[DZoomer]

Which is weird, because the silent majority aren’t the ones who make that tips goal go up…maybe non whales aren’t incentivized to tip when someone keeps saying the silent majority have his back

I wouldn't put it past Phil to propose that his whales are actually hundreds of different people who coordinate to donate as one single person in order to avoid being DOXXed by those evil trolls.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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If he had just been upfront about getting a new Xbox, he could've polled his fans to see what game they'd want off-stream. How do you hype up a new feature without figuring out what you'll do with it by the time you get it? I guess if you're a DSP fanboy you're just willing to accept weird stall segments.

 

[Super Dent Head]

She knows, nigga. They bought in flight wifi when they got married so they could play mobile games.

I remember someone on here said that she also plays gacha, but I saw no proof of it so I'm unsure. Wouldn't surprise me though.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

What the fuck is his plan exactly? Download dozens of games and play 2 hours of each? Does he not realize that will take him over a month with his autistic schedule?

 

[FormerPro]

"So apparently the one true source of endless salt is my success" - Phillip Burnell (Bankrupt 39 year old internet beggar, gambling addict, 4th place at EVO 2005, fired from every job he's ever had, released from every partnership he's ever had, primarily known for being terrible at games and accidentally masturbating live on stream.)

 

[Coke Zero]

So he got the xbox because of gamepass but isn't sure it's worth buying a year subscription, so he's buying a month just to test it.

I dont even understand his obsession with gamepass. He acts like its some magical list of brand new games he's never heard of when its actually more just like Xbox's greatest hits over the past 10-15 years and some random indie games. If you're someone like dsp who plays almost every new game that comes out, you've probably already played most of the interesting stuff on gamepass anyway.