DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MoonRocker]

Lol @ Phil genuinely believing that we’re jealous/ angry/ mad he got scalped into buying a mediocre computer designed for plebians too lazy to actually get into PC gaming. Yeah, so mad I didn’t sleep the night he made the Series X reveal.

No Phil, we’re disgusted with your behavior. The timing of the reveal; the way it was revealed; the context of this entire event over the last 48 hours have been an embarrassment and we’re all enjoying the show from the peanut gallery. You made a complete ass of yourself (this was on par to the cat and marriage reveal it was done in such bad taste). That’s why we got excited at your inability to act like a normal person and hence why you have a sub-forum dedicated to your autistic antics with over 100,000 posts. This forum dedicated to your autism is your life’s crowning achievement, not your awful streaming/ YT career that’s been an abject failure the very moment you uploaded your first video on the internet and subsequently polluted with years of garbage that you can barely call content. You’ve made your personal problems everyone else’s. I know more about your finances than I do of my parents and my immediate family. That’s how pathetic you are.

Nigga truly believes we’re jealous of someone with a career that’s been ruined since 2015, that cannot get any corporate sponsorships compared to his colleagues who are vying and breaching into mainstream media fame, and believes we’re legit angry that he got a new console that doesn’t do shit for his streams since he hasn’t updated his streaming equipment in almost 7 years. Yeah, not gonna sleep again tonight guys… I’m about to dial the suicide hotline because we’re losing so hard.

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Weird segue but I decided to purchase and play Danganronpa V3 and beat it in about 4 days. Almost every murder (especially the later ones) becomes obvious and so many hints are given before the Class Trials to deduce what direction the narrative is going to take that you can tell this game was made with teenagers as a primary audience (besides the ending which introduces some weird 4th wall narrative…).

Insufferable to watch this drooling baboon act like he’s fucking Sherlock Holmes deducing an extremely intricate mystery while everyone else is too stupid to have noticed the clues obviously laid around to help you figure out what happened while he’s ass-patting himself for figuring out the obvious…

 

[Thomas Highway]

Phil doesn't believe anything. His goldfish brain simply tells whatever narrative he needs to tell to keep the tips coming in.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Himiko has something to say to Phil regarding his Danganronpa playthrough:

 

[FamicomGorby]

Insufferable to watch this drooling baboon act like he’s fucking Sherlock Holmes deducing an extremely intricate mystery while everyone else is too stupid to have noticed the clues obviously laid around to help you figure out what happened while he’s ass-patting himself for figuring out the obvious…

Reminder that a game dev literally used Dave as an example for designing for the lowest common denominator.

Dave is the reason vidja games need giant flashing signs to tell people what to do.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil can't set aside a game he's been "working" on (that his viewers have very vocally told him is boring) to start digging into Series X khantent. But he WILL drop Divinity for...Mario Gahlf, which he ragequit before a full stream was done.
And it has absolutely nothing to do with a certain $50 donation that is guaranteed to show up, even if said tipper can't attend the streams (which breaks the reasoning that tips are a reward for a good stream)

 

[PieceofShet]

Reminder that a game dev literally used Dave as an example for designing for the lowest common denominator.

Dave is the reason vidja games need giant flashing signs to tell people what to do.

Yea but even then... sometimes... even if the devs show him where to go, he cant find it. He is soo dumb.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Yea but even then... sometimes... even if the devs show him where to go, he cant find it. He is soo dumb.

Fucking lazy, retarrrrr-stupid, useless game devs didn't put a flashing arrow over the hole in the fence. Nothing he could do.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Why does this guy need to be so toxic for no reason? You know what the dude meant, or you're a retarr...I shouldn't say that!

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Surprisingly, he's not intentionally being toxic here, he's had this opinion for 7+ years. Here's the earliest instance I can find of DSP criticizing pizza w/o sauce:

Timestamp 4:28-4:57, 6:56-7:14, 7:22-7:39

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Why does this guy need to be so toxic for no reason? You know what the dude meant, or you're a retarr...I shouldn't say that!

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Probably a hot take, but fuck pizza sauce anyway, can’t stand that shit.

but since are resident Italian decided to say pizza isn’t pizza without the sauce im gonna be petty and leave this here

Is pizza without sauce still pizza?

Answer (1 of 4): This is a cofaccino, a style of pizza that is popular in Tuscany (but seen also elsewhere, sometimes with different names) and which is baked blind and served often with just a pinch of salt, a drizzle of extravirgin olive oil, and maybe a dusting of herbs. If it is topped, the ...

www.quora.com

 

[Fill Bern El]

Probably a hot take, but fuck pizza sauce anyway, can’t stand that shit.

but since are resident Italian decided to say pizza isn’t pizza without the sauce im gonna be petty and leave this here

Is pizza without sauce still pizza?

Answer (1 of 4): This is a cofaccino, a style of pizza that is popular in Tuscany (but seen also elsewhere, sometimes with different names) and which is baked blind and served often with just a pinch of salt, a drizzle of extravirgin olive oil, and maybe a dusting of herbs. If it is topped, the ...

www.quora.com

you dont even need quora to answer it tbh, it's literally called white pizza (which is italian)

DSP in his american distorted mind thinks white pizza always has to be a specialty like with broccoli or somethin because that's how fast food chains do it

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I was about to say "Tomorrow's Read the Farms Day!" but Phil confirmed that he checks in on us every day when he stops streaming. Shit, it's safe to say he spends more time reading here than he does his own forums. Phil's latest post on TKoH was May 27th, nearly two months ago. Yeesh. You gotta remember to check in on KG, that's how your hamster died!
Anyways, just figured we could take some time to give Phil some juicy Detractor Salt to motivate him, as he says it does (but remember Phil is not a drama streamer and trolls are 100% irrelevant to him).
I am mad that I can't perform push-ups at a rate of one per second.
I am jealous that I don't ask a delivery boy to bring me fast-food from a joint that's a 10 minute walk from my house.
I am seething that I've been using the same PC for nearly a decade instead of throwing away nearly a thousand dollars on a console that's designed to become obsolete.
I'll take my tophats, I know that was a lot of rage to sift through!

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I'm just sooooo salty that Phil only made half of his tips goal with half of that coming from one person.

Definitely not a sign of a channel in trouble. Nope, definitely not.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Now that the streaming week has ended, I wanted to illustrate the mental effect of the tips goals on Dave's whales and paypigs.

$200 tips goal - 04/22/21 to 06/19/21
- Average of $177 per stream (note: omitted dates of 04/23/21, 05/14/21, and 05/22/21 ($1,267, $1,324, $1,327 earned those dates) as they were significant outliers

$100 tips goal - 06/21/21 to 06/29/21
- Average of $96 per stream

$150 tips goal - 07/01/21 to 07/10/21
- Average of $140 per stream (note: omitted date of 07/10/21 ($899 earned that day) as it was a significant outlier)

$200 tips goal - 07/11/21 to 07/13/21
- Average of $197 per stream or Average of $150 per stream if you exclude the $588 from yesterday's XBOX reveal (this is a small data set so still a bit early to call)

Spoiler: Full Week to Week trend

If you look on the graph under 2021-06-W4, this was the only week that had a $100 tips goal before he jumped up to $150. Look how much of a dip there was just for an arbitrary change to an already arbitrary goal.

Overall, I think this just goes to show how unbelievably susceptible Dave's whales/paypigs are to the power of suggestion. He really has struck a goldmine of incredible retards. Kudos to you pigroach.

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[Gramh]

$300 tips goal trial when?

 

[NotValKilmer]

I hope one of you has a Twitter that Phil hasn't banned yet so when he inevitably starts gin tweeting about how stressed he is and wondering why da trollz always ruin his life, you can point him to his tweets yesterday where he basically challenges people to fuck with him cause "it makes him try harder" or whatever faggot Disney shit he spouted earlier.

 

[UaineRunei]

Overall, I think this just goes to show how unbelievably susceptible Dave's whales/paypigs are to the power of suggestion. He really has struck a goldmine of incredible retards. Kudos to you pigroach.

And it's even worse when you analyze the 'Xbox Effect', or, more precisely, the 'Something Happened Effect'

Announced that he got a Xbox: What's their reaction? Shower the pig with money.
Lost his girlfriend: Shower the pig with money.
Got a cat: Shower the pig with money.
Got a cold: Shower the pig with money.
Gonna eat dinner on stream: Shower the pig with money.
Say that he's financially 'in a better situation': Shower the pig with money.
Call you an idiot: Shower the pig with money.

You get the idea. It's ingrained in their heads.

 

[Fragarach]

$300 tips goal trial when?

"By the way guys, just a reminder that we have another 20 minutes left on the stream and we're only two-thirds to the tips goal. If you can or if you're holding out, now's the time to contribute. We're almost there so let's get to the vest streak. Okay then".

100% that's about how he'd phrase it. How much money you give Phil means nothing. He raises the tips goal not because he needs more money but he knows just seeing "$82/$200" vs "$82/$100" goads his idiot viewers into seeing "Phil's $118 short of the goal" vs "Phil's already gotten $82". It's manipulating literal retards and he knows exactly what he's doing.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

The latest Danganronpa V3 stream was more of the typical stream before the Xbox reveal. The first tip of the night was a $10 dollar tip by CyberChimera at 44:36. This is followed by an $11 tip from Ozzy at 54:15. RomneyRO comes in with a $4.20 tip at 1:04:09. At 1:40:00, Phil goes into a subtle beg segment followed by a $50 dollar tip by the Pastyarchy. I do believe that this is really a coincidence. At around 1:42:00, Phil gets a $2 tip. At 1:44:44, Ozzy tips another $5. Phil doesn't get another tip until 2:14:42 where he gets a $1.30 tip from Sonic. At 2:17:25, Ian Brian Anderson tips $10. Ian Brian tips another $7 to hit $100 for the night at 2:23:36.

Breakdown is as follows:
Pastyarchy - 50%
Ian Brian - 17%
Ozzy - 15%
CyberChimera - 10%
Other small tips - 8%

Once again, the stream is carried by one person, and if it weren't for him, Phil would only have $50 for the night. While there's no pattern yet, I believe that the Xbox reveal was a fluke, and I think we'll be heading to our usual pattern soon.

Phil raised $100 in tips with 7 people, giving a contribution ratio of $14. Whether that's high or not I'm not yet ready to say. I'll have to see how the trend goes.

Also of note is that Phil gained one member tonight. Similar to other new members that I've seen recently, this guy has a really small channel with only two videos. I do not believe that the new members are socks at all, but rather small Youtube channels.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil would only have $50 for the night.

"only" $50? Streamers of Phil's size would go to bed with a big grin on their face if they pulled in that much money from direct tips.

 

[Mature Adult]

Now that the streaming week has ended, I wanted to illustrate the mental effect of the tips goals on Dave's whales and paypigs.

$200 tips goal - 04/22/21 to 06/19/21
- Average of $177 per stream (note: omitted dates of 04/23/21, 05/14/21, and 05/22/21 ($1,267, $1,324, $1,327 earned those dates) as they were significant outliers

$100 tips goal - 06/21/21 to 06/29/21
- Average of $96 per stream

$150 tips goal - 07/01/21 to 07/10/21
- Average of $140 per stream (note: omitted date of 07/10/21 ($899 earned that day) as it was a significant outlier)

$200 tips goal - 07/11/21 to 07/13/21
- Average of $197 per stream or Average of $150 per stream if you exclude the $588 from yesterday's XBOX reveal (this is a small data set so still a bit early to call)

Spoiler: Full Week to Week trend

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If you look on the graph under 2021-06-W4, this was the only week that had a $100 tips goal before he jumped up to $150. Look how much of a dip there was just for an arbitrary change to an already arbitrary goal.

Overall, I think this just goes to show how unbelievably susceptible Dave's whales/paypigs are to the power of suggestion. He really has struck a goldmine of incredible retards. Kudos to you pigroach.

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DSP is testing the limits of what his paypigs will actually pay. Whales better get their wallets ready, I feel these temporary $200/stream weeks are going to become very frequent.