Cursed Images

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

What's that? You want some mildly cursed images?

Well, ol' Uncle Johnny is here to help you out!

How Durr U!

This shit is doubly cursed and now you're cursed.

Spaghetti's ready!

Spoiler: Brought to you by the SF Men's Choir

Just... no.

You know why she's cursed. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Spider man, spider man, does.... uh, whatever the fuck he wants.

Cursed Commitment to the gag

The Legend of the Hee-Hee Man

Answer the door, Chuck.

He loves you, and he's gonna show you that he loves you.
Whether you like it or not.

Spoiler: The KiwiFarms Cursed Image

 

[Marissa Moira]

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Too much booze but probably just fine tasting.
Assuming midshelf booze (~$30/bottle), that recipe ate $360 in alcohol alone.

 

[Slap47]

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

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read...

 

[ZehnBoat]

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TOTALLY LIKE ORANGE MAN BAD HARRY POTTER MARVEL

 

[Slap47]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is a cursed moving image with sound. The artist's name is Guy Tang, which makes it so much worse.

 

[I Love Beef]

Today, on The Urban Human Kingdom!

We seek out the rare and elusive British Hapa Woman!

To find our rare specimen, we go to tail her from what is known as a photo shoot, a ritual that is said to capture her and others like her's beauty!

Riding about in these advanced shelled mechanisms called the car, she arrives with groups of attendants, to a transitory habitat, a hotel.

Let us venture further, shall we?

Spoiler: not safe for work, scantily clad fem banshee

OH GOD

IT'S BEEN 28 DAYS

RUN RUN RU-

It is said that this tape was the last known piece of recovered footage of the crew. None of their remains have been found to this day.

 

[Photo of a Road]

They're coming for your children

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Too much booze but probably just fine tasting.
Assuming midshelf booze (~$30/bottle), that recipe ate $360 in alcohol alone.

That's like, 3-4 nights going out drinking beer in Scandinavia? Doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Marissa Moira]

 

[CrippleThreat]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Take note of his evil tummy face

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

That's like, 3-4 nights going out drinking beer in Scandinavia? Doesn't seem so bad.

Going out drinking is real fucking expensive. Bars have to charge extra on top of the usual restaurant 300% mark-up to overcome that sin tax.
I (barely) remember getting shitfaced with friends years ago. I'm pretty sure I spent over $100 on booze that day.

Making that recipe for a big get together is expensive but ultimately cheaper than catering with an open bar. The most cursed thing about that recipe is 3 bottles of Everclear.

 

[Baloney Face]

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Dayum. Is that mustache painted on with a mascara brush?

 

[Wuornos]

Listen, missy, how many babies can a woman give birth to in 9 months if she gave 100% and ate all the drugs? Eight babies? That's a laughably low baby-output when compared to what a bored feudal warlord could do in the same amount of time. A woman simply cannot produce as many children as a man so who is the true and honest baby-maker here?

You clearly don't understand human biology..

Supplying sperm is no different to a woman supplying her egg and uterus. That is the only part the male played in it. The woman, not the man, then grows, births, breastfeeds and, historically, provided the lionshare of the childcare. Not the male.

So the female is the better "baby maker." However, I'm aware this biological truth mightily offends troons and effeminate White males.

If you don't believe me then have a wank and see if you have a baby nine months from now..

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You won't because you need a FEMALE to MAKE the baby because males DON'T make babies. Biological FACT.

I do believe it's a form of mental illness amongst White men today that you have a bizarre desire to usurp women as mothers and that you actually believe sperm are "babies."

 

[LurkNoMore]

You clearly don't understand human biology..

Supplying sperm is no different to a woman supplying her egg and uterus. That is the only part the male played in it. The woman, not the man, then grows, births, breastfeeds and, historically, provided the lionshare of the childcare. Not the male.

So the female is the better "baby maker." However, I'm aware this biological truth mightily offends troons and effeminate White males.

If you don't believe me then have a wank and see if you have a baby nine months from now..

Time Saving Tip:

Spoiler

You won't because you need a FEMALE to MAKE the baby because males DON'T make babies. Biological FACT.

I do believe it's a form of mental illness amongst White men today that you have a bizarre desire to usurp women as mothers and that you actually believe sperm are "babies."

Uhm, cursed post?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

You clearly don't understand human biology..

Supplying sperm is no different to a woman supplying her egg and uterus. That is the only part the male played in it. The woman, not the man, then grows, births, breastfeeds and, historically, provided the lionshare of the childcare. Not the male.

Men work and give women 70 cents per dollar that they make, that accounts for a large part of raising a child. Without a man the only babies a woman will have are cats and the world champion of having the most children will always be a man. I'm trolling you, you retard.

 

[Coffee Druid]

Men work and give women 70 cents per dollar that they make, that accounts for a large part of raising a child. Without a man the only babies a woman will have are cats and the world champion of having the most children will always be a man. I'm trolling you, you retard.

It takes two to tango, as they say.

Unless humans can discover how to parthenogenically reproduce (pretty sure that’s the word) like some reptiles do, you need a man and a woman. Biological ones.