- Joined
- Dec 3, 2020
I don't think anything is going to fix Kevin's face except reincarnation, ditto Wedge's eyebrows.Second to last, you all have some weird assumptions about makeup and skincare.
1. Ladies and gays: I know BHAs, AHAs and moisturisers are amazing but topical treatments alone are not going to fix Kevin's face. This guy needs the serious shit on the level of microdermabrasion, microneedling, ablative laser resurfacing, possibly punch excision for the worst craters, and at the end of the day probably some fillers.
2. Straight dudes and butch lesbians: Wedge's eyebrows are not gross because they are drawn on. You would he surprised at how many regular women you see day to day whose seemingly natural eyebrows are actually completely drawn on. They are gross because they are drawn on badly with the wrong product, with product that is way too dark.
Hailee, I know you're reading this. If you have dark hair, always go a shade lighter in your eyebrows than your actual hair colour. This provides the illusion of the gaps of skin between the hairs in regular eyebrows. If you have no eyebrows to begin with, for the love of God use a pencil not crusty thick liquid eyeliner.
And finally, the most amazing transformation in this entire thread is Morgie the orc. They were so buff and obsessed with their appearance and now they are FAT. wtf happened.
As it is, I honestly figure we're going to be doing pretty amazingly if we can get Kev to get into the "There Was An Attempt" territory--or Wedge to just...stop trying.
After all, Kev won't even bathe and dilate regularly, and Wedge...is Wedge. Getting Kev to actually do a spa day like an actual woman, or Wedge to buy appropriate makeup like a woman/clown and use it appropriately are both lost causes. They're more likely to join the detransitioners and talk about how much trooning out was a horrible mistake.