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Second to last, you all have some weird assumptions about makeup and skincare.

1. Ladies and gays: I know BHAs, AHAs and moisturisers are amazing but topical treatments alone are not going to fix Kevin's face. This guy needs the serious shit on the level of microdermabrasion, microneedling, ablative laser resurfacing, possibly punch excision for the worst craters, and at the end of the day probably some fillers.

2. Straight dudes and butch lesbians: Wedge's eyebrows are not gross because they are drawn on. You would he surprised at how many regular women you see day to day whose seemingly natural eyebrows are actually completely drawn on. They are gross because they are drawn on badly with the wrong product, with product that is way too dark.

Hailee, I know you're reading this. If you have dark hair, always go a shade lighter in your eyebrows than your actual hair colour. This provides the illusion of the gaps of skin between the hairs in regular eyebrows. If you have no eyebrows to begin with, for the love of God use a pencil not crusty thick liquid eyeliner.

And finally, the most amazing transformation in this entire thread is Morgie the orc. They were so buff and obsessed with their appearance and now they are FAT. wtf happened.
I don't think anything is going to fix Kevin's face except reincarnation, ditto Wedge's eyebrows.

As it is, I honestly figure we're going to be doing pretty amazingly if we can get Kev to get into the "There Was An Attempt" territory--or Wedge to just...stop trying.

After all, Kev won't even bathe and dilate regularly, and Wedge...is Wedge. Getting Kev to actually do a spa day like an actual woman, or Wedge to buy appropriate makeup like a woman/clown and use it appropriately are both lost causes. They're more likely to join the detransitioners and talk about how much trooning out was a horrible mistake.
 
It's more like a dog that is so ugly it becomes adorable.
I wouldn't exactly use the words, but Kevin and his circle really are just something uniquely and fascinatingly gross and weird. And while Kevin himself has no real redeemable qualities, he's more goofy than menacing unlike some other cows. His whole social circle is already so fucked up it's hard to say he's harming anyone. There's been some grooming talk about here but it seems like he's "cracking" already weird adult men and not impressionable teens.

And his e-begging is transparent that you can't have sympathy for retarded donors.
 
It's pretty simple Kevin, he joined the 41%. I did a quick google search myself out of curiosity, and can't seem to find a cause of death listed. Which from what I understand almost always indicates that it was a suicide.
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Ok late again, im fairly unfamiliar with ass bruising (who would’ve thought) but that looks pretty fucking bad, what the hell happened?
 
It's true Kevin is like a kid's cartoon villain level menacing even the worst in his clan are more a "wacky failed hijinks" type than someone who is a threat. It's why we all like Kev & Frens
Tell that to the lone woman who was protesting peacefully and passively at a troon rally, that Penny, Bonnie, Kevvie, and three other friends took great pleasure in brutally 'curb stomping'. As much as the gunfags in the thread autistically and incessantly sperg over the Tranch's many failings as a militia, at the very least they are fully prepared to viciously punish vulnerable women who don't submit to them.
 
It wasn't lol he had the non ladyboy version.

Idk it looks like a shit sketch reference copy to me just because as @RazorBackBacon said, enough stuff doesn't line up. Anyone who draws kind of gets it because all of us have done sketch references and have had a few shitty ones.

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Also this nigger is really going into surgery with his collar on.... Smh
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Let's see if He regrets it. Whose voting?

Archive general so we can lol later from browsing kiwi on wayback machine
get all of your gamer slurs out frens just incase the site dies
This is a man about to have his genitals horribly mangled. Not someone having a tumor removed or getting a new heart.

Not even in ancient times would people be expected to support such a barbaric practice except in cults...hell genital multilation was done to men to punish them for crimes or during wars and it's still happening in third world shitholes.
(Not saying that female genital multilation is better, hell NO!! but these are men we are talking about. Insane male coomers who voluntarily multilate their dicks for their ultimate coomer fantasy).
 
This is a man about to have his genitals horribly mangled. Not someone having a tumor removed or getting a new heart.

Not even in ancient times would people be expected to support such a barbaric practice except in cults...hell genital multilation was done to men to punish them for crimes or during wars and it's still happening in third world shitholes.
(Not saying that female genital multilation is better, hell NO!! but these are men we are talking about. Insane male coomers who voluntarily multilate their dicks for their ultimate coomer fantasy).

Well at least now as eunuchs they can go back in time and serve in the Emperor of China in the Forbidden City
 
lol, doesn't this tool have a wife? As in an actual woman? Or did she finally wise up and GTFO?
AFAIK they're still together and he's inserting a simulacrum of her into the comics - which as far as I can tell are "CAD with a troon". Garbage derivative of an already garbage webcomic.
 
AFAIK they're still together and he's inserting a simulacrum of her into the comics - which as far as I can tell are "CAD with a troon". Garbage derivative of an already garbage webcomic.
Going back to whenever he first started dating her, he put her in the comic. They are still together although she had a complete mental breakdown for a while after he trooned out to her, I think she's in full on cope mode at this point, desperately trying to keep the marriage for the sake of their kid(s). I don't remember if they only have the one daughter or they got a second kid at some point.
It's true Kevin is like a kid's cartoon villain level menacing even the worst in his clan are more a "wacky failed hijinks" type than someone who is a threat. It's why we all like Kev & Frens
I don't like Wedge. He makes my skin crawl. He's the only person on this site I'm truly disgusted by (which he probably views as a compliment).
 
Since I'm apparently (powerlevel) not sleepy tonight, I'll give Kevin a virtual makeover.

I think he's a Summer. He looks better in pastels than in other colors.

For the skin, he needs some pore strips. Visible blackheads are a big yikes. I use Neutrogena's Hydro Boost exfoliating cleanser about once a week and it's not just cleaning but firming. Even though his skin looks oily sometimes, it's a really arid climate. I don't know if I would want to use something really astringent. Kevin should probably just go with a very light dusting of powder foundation. He's actually got a pretty even skin tone, it could just look more... polished. He should go to a store where they tell you what shade you should get. It's free and it saves money in the long run.

Secondly, the hair. Lord, the hair. It's actually better hair than a lot of troons have, and the ash blonde gives him something to work with, but he needs bangs, or at least part of it to cover the forehead. He also needs to put some effort into volumizing it on both sides. Having it pulled back on one side is the worst of both worlds for him. That is a very manly temple he's showing off. Gotta frame that face a bit. Mousse and scrunching!

I can't say this is the best ever picture of Nicole Kidman and her hair looks a little dry here, but something like this. I think this would hide what needs to be hidden.

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Next, the brows. Kevin's lucky that we live in a time where thick brows are in. He needs to clean up the bottom edge, though. Beauty is pain! I think penciling them in would just make him look more masculine, so the plucking is enough. Maybe a little paste to keep them oriented.

His eyes are a nice color and they are big, which works for him. Anything black would look horrible. Smoky gray eyeliner and maybe a brown mascara would look good. For the lids, a pearly gray on the main lid and matte taupe in the crease?

He needs to bring out the cheekbones while not going full Emcee. I don't contour so I can't really say anything here.

Finally, the mouth. As a natural blond, anything dark would look silly, so I have to suggest kind of a dusty rose shade with a slightly darker liner. The liner should go just outside the lips to make them look a bit fuller. He might also experiment with doing the fakeout where you don't go all the way to the corners to give it a bit more of a cupid's bow.

I feel like the overall rule for him and makeup should be "Like yourself, only better."

Don't be a clown, don't be a teenager at Hot Topic; just accentuate the good features and make it easy for people to ignore the notsogreat features.
 
Since I'm apparently (powerlevel) not sleepy tonight, I'll give Kevin a virtual makeover.

I think he's a Summer. He looks better in pastels than in other colors.

For the skin, he needs some pore strips. Visible blackheads are a big yikes. I use Neutrogena's Hydro Boost exfoliating cleanser about once a week and it's not just cleaning but firming. Even though his skin looks oily sometimes, it's a really arid climate. I don't know if I would want to use something really astringent. Kevin should probably just go with a very light dusting of powder foundation. He's actually got a pretty even skin tone, it could just look more... polished. He should go to a store where they tell you what shade you should get. It's free and it saves money in the long run.

Secondly, the hair. Lord, the hair. It's actually better hair than a lot of troons have, and the ash blonde gives him something to work with, but he needs bangs, or at least part of it to cover the forehead. He also needs to put some effort into volumizing it on both sides. Having it pulled back on one side is the worst of both worlds for him. That is a very manly temple he's showing off. Gotta frame that face a bit. Mousse and scrunching!

I can't say this is the best ever picture of Nicole Kidman and her hair looks a little dry here, but something like this. I think this would hide what needs to be hidden.

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Next, the brows. Kevin's lucky that we live in a time where thick brows are in. He needs to clean up the bottom edge, though. Beauty is pain! I think penciling them in would just make him look more masculine, so the plucking is enough. Maybe a little paste to keep them oriented.

His eyes are a nice color and they are big, which works for him. Anything black would look horrible. Smoky gray eyeliner and maybe a brown mascara would look good. For the lids, a pearly gray on the main lid and matte taupe in the crease?

He needs to bring out the cheekbones while not going full Emcee. I don't contour so I can't really say anything here.

Finally, the mouth. As a natural blond, anything dark would look silly, so I have to suggest kind of a dusty rose shade with a slightly darker liner. The liner should go just outside the lips to make them look a bit fuller. He might also experiment with doing the fakeout where you don't go all the way to the corners to give it a bit more of a cupid's bow.

I feel like the overall rule for him and makeup should be "Like yourself, only better."

Don't be a clown, don't be a teenager at Hot Topic; just accentuate the good features and make it easy for people to ignore the notsogreat features.
And he'd still be hideous
 
We've called this motherfucker Wedge for so long that I've forgotten his real name
That's how I am with Kevin. We've been calling him that for so long that I sometimes forget that's not what he actually refers to himself as. One time on a twitter sock account I use to follow a few other cows, I almost accidentally called him Kevin to his face before catching myself and remembering that's not what his troon name is. Even in the Brianna Wu thread there's at least one person who doesn't call him John for some reason and uses she/her pronouns, however the amount of instances I've seen anyone here unironically refer to Kevin as "Kathryn", I could probably count on one hand.

It's more like a dog that is so ugly it becomes adorable.
Usually with many cows similar to Chris they could resemble some type of anti hero. You can't always agree with their actions, but on some level you can somewhat understand their motivations and relate to the emotions they feel in their struggles. With Kevin its really hard to relate to him because his desires and motivations are so far removed from the average person, that normal people can never really comprehend what goes on in his mind. He's almost like a cartoon character in that regard where it's hard to imagine someone like him actually exists.

Normally cows exhibit some type of humility that allows you to feel empathy for them. When it comes Kevin it's pretty difficult because he's always arrogant, shameless and brazen. He's the sort of guy that brags about buying toys in the same breath that he asks for money for medical bills. He just doesn't give a shit, he really thinks you're that stupid. I can never bring myself to really hate him, but I can also never feel any pity for him. Never have I ever seen Kevin act truly selfless before. Everything he does has some self interest relating back to him. He's going to argue that he donates money to other troons, but that's only within his own in crowd for brownie points. I've never seen him do anything objectively noble for someone who isn't him or his friends.
 
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