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[pensiveniglet]

Keeping up with the zoomers this morning and watched a ftm troon cry for 20 mins. Probably faking it for attention/gifts but brightened up my day.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

How does one discover they are trans?

You get an owl with a message from r/egg_irl that says “yer a tranny, now.” It’s very magical and means you aren’t a boring kid with no personality, after all.

Gay men do this too (why would a guy want a woman when a man can suck dick so much better?), but the HSTS ones bring the delusion to a whole new level. It makes me sad. They can’t realize that straight men want a real woman, not a man with bolt-ons. They also hate their own natural sexual partners (other gay men). They don’t want to be a feminine man with a masculine boyfriend, because their boyfriend is still a gay man, and they don’t want that.

It’s always sort of funny like...all the things the HSTS and this particular sort of gay dude invoke as bugs of being with women, rather than features. The very energy they’re envious of that straight men display toward their women is based in biology. They’re protective of a reproductive asset that they also know is smaller and weaker than the entities - other males - that are also in pursuit of that asset. It is not merely empty sexual jealousy. No man would ever feel that way about another man because no other man will ever be a reproductive asset to them. Hell, how many men would prefer to marry a girl who gives the world’s greatest blowjobs due to massive prior experience rather than a girl who doesn't have experience but loves him and wants to learn what he likes? And that is what these gays are wanting, not just to be allowed to blow the guy, but for a guy to treat them the way they’d treat a treasured female.

I’m sure if I was an effeminate gay man I too would be envious of the idea of being protected, treated like a princess, valued and cherished, fought for and over, etc etc. Please note I’m not saying all women experience this, but I’m sure just like fat girls think this is what skinny pretty girls experience, gay men who are 100% Same Energy think so too.

But ultimately, HSTS and other gays...

NOEGGS

No eggs empty egg carton stolen meme

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Women don’t even experience this unless they actually behave like a successfully protected reproductive asset, which is known in normal human language as being a faithful and respectable wife and mother.

 

[Doctor Hobo]

Does he really not get the idea of there being some sort of hormonal feedback mechanism? Women's blood isn't some magical nurturing element, despite what you might be led to believe if you watch too many vampire movies. The body measures all sorts of stuff and adjusts the hormone levels accordingly. Just injecting random blood from a random woman is likely to be as useful as shoving one of one of Gwyneth Paltrow's jade eggs up his stinkditch.

Pretty much. It takes more than blood and ovaries.
Thankfully, it appears these loonies will never be able to become pregnant. At least I hope they won't. Male bodies just aren't meant for that and all the drugs they take to try and defy their down to the atom biological sex would probably mess the child up or kill it before it could even have a chance.

I do not imagine that their axe wounds would even be able to push a baby out in the first place either. I doubt that their wounds could stretch even half as far enough as needed without tearing it open and just making it a bloody mess for everyone.

Seethe, cope and get over yourselves. Stop making everything about you and your petty feelings. You'll be much happier if you can accept who you are.
Tying who you are as a person to what bits you have in your pants is to go full retard.

 

[Vesperus]

blood and ovaries

Bitching name for an all-woman metal band.

Lzzy Hale, please pick up the red courtesy phone

 

[Surfin Terf]

r/asktransgender - [NSFW] Advice for coming out to my dad who has a Trans kink

31 votes and 17 comments so far on Reddit

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A while ago in this thread some TiM posted about coming out to his parents and his father’s response was to angrily say “you’ve ruined transwomen for me” or something like that. Anyone got that screencap?

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

How does one discover they are trans?

Do you prefer playing as the female character in video games?
Have you ever stolen your sister's panties?
Do frilly dresses give you a boner?

cOnGrAtUlAtIoNs YoU'rE a GiRl ! ! !

 

[Oliver Onions]

Womb envy seems to be more on the rise.

Notice this gendie bendie is not concerned at all about using a woman as a nine month blood host, but he draws the line at it being inconveniencing to him to have lots of blood transfusions.

“I don’t know what blood has to do with sex differences” says the person who also advocates for free hormone injections.

Oh, so it's only the blood transfusions he finds impractical? Not the fact the male body has no means of providing the necessary nutrients to the hypothetical baby in the womb they've jammed up your arse, or the pelvis/requisite hole to get it out?

Just the blood thing, then? Right-o.

What happened to "don't feed the trolls"?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/transteens/comments/ojhbnr/why_why_why/ (Archive)

From the thread: "I do not give a single fuck which is why I wrote this essay of a comment to let you all know how not mad I am."

that's some real mengele shit they did to those lab rats

Yep, and I'm all for advancing to human trials.

Let's have some troons and their handmaidens sign waivers and agree to be sewn together with a 96% mortality rate. Do it for science, my brave trans brothers and sisters!

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

I saw a thread yesterday on /r/AskTransgender that had a decent example of this in the comments. The OP was wondering how to help his crying troon BF after he ran away in a hysterical fit of anger. The troon had a meltdown when OP answered "yes" when asked if he wanted kids one day.

In the comments is a troon (techstoreowo) who just above is complaining about how much he wanted to become pregnant while also being "cursed with a penis". He's responding to a comment that says that some people do in fact prefer having kids of their own as opposed to adoption. He can't help but reply sarcastically after just beforehand exclaiming how badly he wishes to become pregnant. His comments here are very telling imo. They're not extraordinary by any means as far as trans freaks are concerned but his immediate switch from depression because he can't have kids to denouncing the experience of childbirth as "having my insides ripped out by a 8lbs crotch demon" is pretty indicative of his fucked up worldview.
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Later in the thread that same troon claims there's actually been a successful instance of a biological male giving birth. He says this while also whining that unfortunately the science behind "home grown coochie" is underdeveloped and not yet as thoroughly researched as he had hoped. I love seeing these conversations and mini debates regarding men who have supposedly given birth because it really drives the point home that none of these weirdos have an ounce of any real world experience. Their entire life is a lie and saying that is not being hyperbolic at all.
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Spoiler: more spergy analysis

Forgive me because I'm unable to word just how exactly this comment makes me feel in an accurate way that's true to my emotions. There's something about the way this comment is written that just fucks me up for some reason. I think it's his totally undeserved confidence in saying "that medical procedure is really under researched even in cis women". I mean we're talking about a supposed transplant of the female reproductive system here, something that's obviously fiction and really should not concern men at all. And he's upset that he's unable to have one, and I can only imagine jealous of every woman he walks by on the street because of their ability to bear children. It reminds me of how troons argue getting their dicks cut off should be considered a life saving operation and prioritized among emergency heart transplants.

They just seem to think that by bolting on a uterus their motherhood dreams fetish will come true. It’s just bizarre. You’d think a bunch of people who’s hobby is filling themselves with hormones would realise there’s a whole female endocrine system involved as well. A uterus in a troon is about as functional as a bag of giblets in a chicken, and at least you can make gravy with the giblets.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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I've been waiting way too long to make a Tranny Devito joke itt

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Do you prefer playing as the female character in video games?
Have you ever stolen your sister's panties?
Do frilly dresses give you a boner?

cOnGrAtUlAtIoNs YoU'rE a GiRl ! ! !

These all appear on the trans bingo card by that one tranny furry fuck. And trannies applauded it. It really is the most direct fucking 1:1 example of coomery.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Troons express little to no interest in children and babies, or the process of raising a child, except maybe breastfeeding for obvious reasons. They also know nothing about pregnancy itself. Their interest is surface level.

If an AGP MTF wants to be pregnant I totally believe it's a fetish. A lot of these coomers have "breeding" and "forced pregnancy" fetish and tweet/share this degenerate shit all of the time. I've also seen MTFs fantasise about becoming "breeding cattle", which tells you all you need to know about how they really view women. It's a form of behavioural and anatomical autogynephilia and it's nasty.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I have no words for this level of
This person is 22
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NO. FUCKING. SHIT.
This is true for almost every woman in the history of humanity. Jesus tap-dancing CHRIST with these children.

I don’t know if I should feel sympathetic. You’re right that this is how nearly all women feel. If this were an actual child, it would be terrible. But she’s a fully grown adult, and she should know better. There’s a lot of the cultural element of infantilizing adult women in this thread through thinking a 22 year old is still a poor little misguided middle schooler who doesn’t want to wear makeup.

You get an owl with a message from r/egg_irl that says “yer a tranny, now.” It’s very magical and means you aren’t a boring kid with no personality, after all.



It’s always sort of funny like...all the things the HSTS and this particular sort of gay dude invoke as bugs of being with women, rather than features. The very energy they’re envious of that straight men display toward their women is based in biology. They’re protective of a reproductive asset that they also know is smaller and weaker than the entities - other males - that are also in pursuit of that asset. It is not merely empty sexual jealousy. No man would ever feel that way about another man because no other man will ever be a reproductive asset to them. Hell, how many men would prefer to marry a girl who gives the world’s greatest blowjobs due to massive prior experience rather than a girl who doesn't have experience but loves him and wants to learn what he likes? And that is what these gays are wanting, not just to be allowed to blow the guy, but for a guy to treat them the way they’d treat a treasured female.

I’m sure if I was an effeminate gay man I too would be envious of the idea of being protected, treated like a princess, valued and cherished, fought for and over, etc etc. Please note I’m not saying all women experience this, but I’m sure just like fat girls think this is what skinny pretty girls experience, gay men who are 100% Same Energy think so too.

But ultimately, HSTS and other gays...

NOEGGS

No eggs empty egg carton stolen meme

www.youtube.com

Women don’t even experience this unless they actually behave like a successfully protected reproductive asset, which is known in normal human language as being a faithful and respectable wife and mother.

I’ve seen big macho gay men talk about how they like protecting their cute tiny feminine boyfriend. Maybe it’s not the same as the way a straight man treats his wife, but it’s still better than how a tranny chaser treats his tranny. It comes down to internalized homophobia.
If your masculine boyfriend has been living as a gay man his whole adult life, you will always be able to tell. He’ll have other gay friends. He’ll casually mention that time he went to Pride in Atlanta, or how he didn’t like the college gay organization because he was the only masc guy. Even if he hates the gay scene, you will always able to tell, because a masculine gay man is not merely a straight man who likes dick. And being a HSTS is born out of hating being a gay man.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

I’ve seen big macho gay men talk about how they like protecting their cute tiny feminine boyfriend. Maybe it’s not the same as the way a straight man treats his wife, but it’s still better than how a tranny chaser treats his tranny. It comes down to internalized homophobia.
If your masculine boyfriend has been living as a gay man his whole adult life, you will always be able to tell. He’ll have other gay friends. He’ll casually mention that time he went to Pride in Atlanta, or how he didn’t like the college gay organization because he was the only masc guy. Even if he hates the gay scene, you will always able to tell, because a masculine gay man is not merely a straight man who likes dick. And being a HSTS is born out of hating being a gay man.

I think sexual jealousy can be present anywhere, and bigger stronger partners feel protective of the safety of smaller weaker ones, sure.

But that dynamic they’re seeking that they cannot get as gay men - HSTS or normal - is inaccessible because it’s driven by a biological imperative. Sexual jealousy and protectiveness of the weaker partner are still there. But, it’s not *only* that.

Heterosexuality is productive. Nothing else is. Sexuality doesn’t have to be productive to be enjoyable. But, that’s the fundamental difference, and that’s the instinct hetero men and women are responding to, and it is never going to be replicated by non-productives. Even when heterosexuals are actively trying to not be productive, the energy is still there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Troons express little to no interest in children and babies, or the process of raising a child, except maybe breastfeeding for obvious reasons. They also know nothing about pregnancy itself. Their interest is surface level.

If an AGP MTF wants to be pregnant I totally believe it's a fetish. A lot of these coomers have "breeding" and "forced pregnancy" fetish and tweet/share this degenerate shit all of the time. I've also seen MTFs fantasise about becoming "breeding cattle", which tells you all you need to know about how they really view women. It's a form of behavioural and anatomical autogynephilia and it's nasty.

It is. I really don't want troons to become pregnant not just because of health reasons, but because no child should be treated like a prop by any troon (or cluster b). All children deserve love and being treated as mini humans who are a rewarding but challenging experience.

 

[artilleryfroth]

All children deserve love and being treated as mini humans who are a rewarding but challenging experience.

Look I love my kids to death, but every parent knows that in general children are expensive, high-maintenance and often really infuriating. Nobody who is such a wet fart that they feel like committing neck rope over fucking pronouns will have the mental strength to be a proper parent. They’d abandon them or abuse them in a heartbeat.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Look I love my kids to death, but every parent knows that in general children are expensive, high-maintenance and often really infuriating. Nobody who is such a wet fart that they feel like committing neck rope over fucking pronouns will have the mental strength to be a proper parent. They’d abandon them or abuse them in a heartbeat.

That or extended family takes over, seen it happen multiple times mostly with alcoholism or mental illness. Usually grandma or aunt offers to babysit regularly for normal reasons and slowly does it more and more because it's clear that kid isn't all right at home. Soon the kid lives half home and half somewhere nice and safe, often summers almost exclusively with relatives because they make the time and arrangements like food. When puberty hits that arrangement either goes completely at relatives' because parents are crap and can fuck themselves or completely at parents because they don't care and so allow anything.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

They just seem to think that by bolting on a uterus their motherhood dreams fetish will come true. It’s just bizarre. You’d think a bunch of people who’s hobby is filling themselves with hormones would realise there’s a whole female endocrine system involved as well. A uterus in a troon is about as functional as a bag of giblets in a chicken, and at least you can make gravy with the giblets.

They have a sub-Ralph Wiggum-level understanding of any and all things, from basic junior high biology to philosophy and morality. The glut of the group really is just a big special bus of the weirdly aggro class retards, all grown up and horny as hell. Sex change is magic and internet words are real. Some people are truly fucking DUMB.

 

[Jeff Bezos]

https://twitter.com/QuietMisdreavus/status/1415123520086966274

And here's a photo of this "she"

 

[wedgehog]

Look I love my kids to death, but every parent knows that in general children are expensive, high-maintenance and often really infuriating. Nobody who is such a wet fart that they feel like committing neck rope over fucking pronouns will have the mental strength to be a proper parent. They’d abandon them or abuse them in a heartbeat.

There's abundant evidence on reddit of troons falling to pieces because their kids "misgender" them or are less than perfectly, placidly accepting. Imagine gaslighting your five-year-old into calling you "Mommy" because your narc rage will be triggered otherwise.

 

[ScooterL]

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https://twitter.com/QuietMisdreavus/status/1415123520086966274

And here's a photo of this "she"

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He looks like he's transing into the bass player from REM.