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- Aug 27, 2019
I wish I had a 10ft long thin flexible penis like those roto rooters for drains, I would tap everyone in this thread on the shoulder with it and when you turned around I would come in your ear really hard like a pressure sprayer.
You wouldn't be able to catch me, I'd whip it around really quickly in a whiplike manner and it would whip you in a hurtful way as well as the aforementioned pressure spray ear jism-ing (which doesn't really hurt, it's more of a demoralisation tactic).
When I've had enough tapping and coming and whipping I could turn up the intensity so fucking far that I would take off like a helicopter. Only the last 6 inches of my 10ft long thin flexible penis would rotate but with enough velocity flight would be possible.
"I only need 6inches to fly, that's half a foot. You have 2 feet and yet you can only walk", I would chuckle to myself as I flew away.
You wouldn't be able to catch me, I'd whip it around really quickly in a whiplike manner and it would whip you in a hurtful way as well as the aforementioned pressure spray ear jism-ing (which doesn't really hurt, it's more of a demoralisation tactic).
When I've had enough tapping and coming and whipping I could turn up the intensity so fucking far that I would take off like a helicopter. Only the last 6 inches of my 10ft long thin flexible penis would rotate but with enough velocity flight would be possible.
"I only need 6inches to fly, that's half a foot. You have 2 feet and yet you can only walk", I would chuckle to myself as I flew away.