Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[Steamboat_Bill]

Being an assblasted retard is 99% of the GOP's platform. Their whole mantra these days is just sticking it to the Democrats

Yeah, but my point is this is like being on steroids. You keep needing more and more doses to get that same high and eventually your body gives up. That's how this will end up.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

But a nation wide recount is unnecessary, most states weren't even close. Recounts shift votes by the tens, not by the hundreds of thousands.

The disputed states also did recounts already. Georgia did at least two recounts. Then they did an audit too. Even though none of them were legally required to by the outcome.

This is reasonable.
But as far as I see those recounts and audits already done were half-assed and minuscule by percentages and counted and the way the count happened, when a full blown super audit of bamboo trails was asked for. If audits in that case would have shifted a dozen votes, Trump would be finished and the left would rule supreme, if the audit would have thrown Biden's mail ins in the trash, Trump would literally have a claim to become Emperor at that point.
The left literally had a case to destroy the right if they had shown support for thouroughness, but the bitching an screenching has only made this a hotter issue that at this point will never be resolved. The harder Triple H will moan how the election was legit, the more someone like me will demand proof, citing Mueller to no end, and neither of us will ever be happy.

 

[Karellen]

I'm always amazed how retarded you are Triple H. Do you honestly think my friends only told that shit to me, but did not call the cops?

Trumptard logic at work. I know 2-3 people who said this therefore MEGA FRAUD. It’s the same reason that they thought thousands at rallies or dozens of people having a boat parade = TRUMP LANDSLIDE. There are 239 million eligible people to vote in the country and the vast majority of them didn’t attend one of his goofy rallies or boat parades because it was a fucking pandemic and they don’t blindly worship at the altar of a failed businessman and failed ex-president.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now you're getting somewhere Triple H. Imagine if both parties put out there that a nation wide recount is needed, then this entire Trump would have imploded and turned into a dusty pile of sand. But nah, fuck that. The election can't be hacked even though it was 4 years ago.

I am not sure what you're arguing. Are you saying the Dems audit was stupid but the audit being run by your fellow QTards is legit?

So you're telling me that the audits are over and done with and they only found 2 cases? Nowhere else, no way more?

In PA it was two. Not sure what it was in other states. However, it's obvious you have no idea what it would take to vote as someone else. Since you said you're from another country, you probably have no idea what voting in the US is like. You can't just show up at a polling place and say "Hi, I am Joe Blow and I want to vote". You have to be already registered (which takes confirmation of residency). So to do fraud, you'd have to pick someone who hasn't already voted, isn't going to vote and who you know is registered. And you'd have to do it multiple times without them noticing you, which is very unlikely. It's just a stupid and inefficiency way to do voting fraud. All for 3 votes? I know you conservatives have a reputation for being real shitty at math and logic, but even you should be able to see how inefficient this is.

I'm always amazed how retarded you are Triple H. Do you honestly think my friends only told that shit to me, but did not call the cops?

Yes. Every Trump cultists on KF seems to know someone who had their dead parents vote and also someone who died from the covid vaccine. Since these things are super rare in the real world, it's pretty obvious you retards are lying. Trump cultists like you have a world-wide reputation for making shit up, so try to not make it so obvious.

You keep repeating that Biden said mail ins good, Trump said mail ins bad, but you haven't told me anything about how Biden can score, solely on mail ins, states that he desperately needs, all the while failing in every other state where he doesn't have a chance or doesn't have t worry about loosing. Meanwhile Trump just smashed every voting record in history everywhere.

He didn't do it soley on mail ins. He did win because of them, but only because way more mail in votes came in for Biden than Trump. Again, this is because Trump told his cult to not vote by mail in while Biden did. Way more people voted in 2020 because of how polarizing Trump was and just the circumstances among it (like covid). It's really not a hard concept.

He also didn't fail in every other state... he won in a lot of states (more than Trump did). He happened to get more mail-in ballots in every state than Trump did. Not just in the swing states. Stop believing everything a career grifter says. I know you folks with debilitating autism are more easily grifted, but you're making it super obvious here. Trump told his cult, who does everything Daddy says, to not vote by mail in votes. Then, you Trump cultists are shocked when more people who voted by mail did so by Biden. I really don't see how you can't comprehend this. I know you have a site-wide reputation for being a retard, but you're taking it up a notch here.

Gotta say. This shit only makes the reluctance for an audit even more suspicious lol

Why? In the US we have anonymous ballots. So going door-to-door to ask people who they voted for is super illegal. You really don't see the problem with a firm doing election audits not being aware of election laws or following said laws?

You said you don't live in the US, so why do you feel the need to whiteknight an obese, elderly conman. Is it some sort of sexual fetish you have?

Until there is evidence of widespread voting fraud produced, the claims of fraud are unfounded. You can't prove a negative, so thus, the onus is on you people with a fetish for fat old men to come up with evidence.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I'll admit, you genuinely made me laugh. Tell you what, if you can find me a single example a person sending in ballots under the names of 100 dead people then I'll be convinced. I don't need 1000 Eata Fatones, I need one. One single case of this happening and being discovered by chance (as opposed to being specifically called out and immediately proven).

Why are you asking me? Ask the crazy bamboo hunters and I'm willing to bet they'll find at least one for you.

Listen man, you seem like a swell dude, not like Triple H and his spazmatick bullshit. I'll level with you.
It's obvious I don't know enough about the election shenanigans, I'm not even American so it doesn't even concern me that much at first glance.
Yet from what I see and what the rest of the world is seeing, America has lost face to call itself a totally democratic country with this shit. I literally had no idea that you did not need ID to vote, which as I mentioned earlier, sounds like the most retarded shit of all time. I don't know of any other country that has this kind of loose bullshit in their voting.
At this point this issue will never be resolved. Trump will keep screeching that he won, the right will do that too, the left will screech that everything is legit, unless they start loosing power, which I'm willing to bet is going to happen in the coming elections.
All it fucking took for you retards to do was a massive thorough audit and you would have saved all the face and had the most legitimate motherfucker in office now. Instead shit is basically Trump Year 1 one, just much worse.

 

[FencePost]

But a nation wide recount is unnecessary, most states weren't even close. Recounts shift votes by the tens, not by the hundreds of thousands.

The disputed states also did recounts already. Georgia did at least two recounts. Then they did an audit too. Even though none of them were legally required to by the outcome.

That's what the grift has moved to. "The Presidental Election Audit Thoroughness Fund, pls gibe money pls." Gotta keep that goalpost mobile.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I am not sure what you're arguing. Are you saying the Dems audit was stupid but the audit being run by your fellow QTards is legit?

If your audit wasn't worth shit, there wouldn't be another audit worth a shit.

In PA it was two. Not sure what it was in other states.

Were they worth a shit too?

you probably have no idea what voting in the US is like.

It sucks if you don't need ID and can mail your vote in.

(which takes confirmation of residency). So to do fraud, you'd have to pick someone who hasn't already voted, isn't going to vote and who you know is registered. And you'd have to do it multiple times

I'll be honest. That shit sounds pretty fucking easy to do for a driven criminal.

He didn't do it soley on mail ins. He did win because of them, but only because way more mail in votes came in for Biden than Trump. Again, this is because Trump told his cult to not vote by mail in while Biden did. Way more people voted in 2020 because of how polarizing Trump was and just the circumstances among it (like covid). It's really not a hard concept.

So what you're saying is Biden didn't win because of mail ins, he won because of mail ins and fuck all the funky vote count shit because occultism. Okay. You said that like five times, which is the ammount of misscounted votes in PA judging from the totally not lazy recounts.

He also didn't fail in every other state... he won in a lot of states (more than Trump did). He happened to get more mail-in ballots in every state than Trump did. Not just in the swing states. Stop believing everything a career grifter says.

That's rich, since a career prostitute like you, I should trust for some reason. Now you can easily prove me wrong here, but did Biden do better than Hilary against Trump in democrat states or did he do far worse?

Why? In the US we have anonymous ballots. So going door-to-door to ask people who they voted for is super illegal. You really don't see the problem with a firm doing election audits not being aware of election laws or following said laws?

Asking isn't mandated interrogation. And frankly, I'd personally like come kind of confirmation who my vote was counted for. But that's another issue.

You said you don't live in the US, so why do you feel the need to whiteknight an obese, elderly conman. Is it some sort of sexual fetish you have?

Because the obese, elderly conman had guts and was a leader who secured US interests and told the globalists to suck cock. Meanwhile the rat faced rotting corpse brain zombie pimping out his drug addicted child fucker son is a laughing stock to power mongers like China and Russia who are making huge moves on the world.

Until there is evidence of widespread voting fraud produced, the claims of fraud are unfounded. You can't prove a negative, so thus, the onus is on you people with a fetish for fat old men to come up with evidence.

Yes I can and I will. Prove to me that the votes were counted fairly and I'll fuck off. I know the law system in America is basically who can bullshit talk himself the best out of an accusation, but in the rest of the world we use something called truth as a measurement of judgement.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Why are you asking me? Ask the crazy bamboo hunters and I'm willing to bet they'll find at least one for you.

Listen man, you seem like a swell dude, not like Triple H and his spazmatick bullshit. I'll level with you.
It's obvious I don't know enough about the election shenanigans, I'm not even American so it doesn't even concern me that much at first glance.
Yet from what I see and what the rest of the world is seeing, America has lost face to call itself a totally democratic country with this shit. I literally had no idea that you did not need ID to vote, which as I mentioned earlier, sounds like the most retarded shit of all time. I don't know of any other country that has this kind of loose bullshit in their voting.
At this point this issue will never be resolved. Trump will keep screeching that he won, the right will do that too, the left will screech that everything is legit, unless they start loosing power, which I'm willing to bet is going to happen in the coming elections.
All it fucking took for you retards to do was a massive thorough audit and you would have saved all the face and had the most legitimate motherfucker in office now. Instead shit is basically Trump Year 1 one, just much worse.

OK, so let me make sure I've got this straight... you're basically retarded but also inexplicably belligerent about these topics that you know nothing about and after you've made a complete and total ass of yourself you're going to try to sort of walk back some of your stronger claims but unfortunately you're a whinging little weasel who can't admit that he was wrong. Is all that correct?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Trumptard logic at work. I know 2-3 people who said this therefore MEGA FRAUD. It’s the same reason that they thought thousands at rallies or dozens of people having a boat parade = TRUMP LANDSLIDE. There are 239 million eligible people to vote in the country and the vast majority of them didn’t attend one of his goofy rallies or boat parades because it was a fucking pandemic and they don’t blindly worship at the altar of a failed businessman and failed ex-president.

Leftard logic. Claim that only 2-3 votes were lost because a totally not bullshit pseudo count was done, then call others retards with claims of similar magnitude.

 

[Techpriest]

Leftard logic. Claim that only 2-3 votes were lost because a totally not bullshit pseudo count was done, then call others retards with claims of similar magnitude.

You don’t understand what a magnitude even is, or how elections are even conducted or how a recount is conducted. Fuck off.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If your audit wasn't worth shit, there wouldn't be another audit worth a shit.

So you are saying the QTard audit is legit because it's being run by your fellow QTards. Got it. I knew you were a retard, but you're even more retarded than I could possibly have fathomed.

Were they worth a shit too?

Well, they showed your fellow QTards are wrong, so I guess so.

It sucks if you don't need ID and can mail your vote in.

You still have to get the ballot, retard. It's not like you can just print them off on a lazer jet printer. They have things in there that are signed by poll workers and things like that. It's obvious you don't have any idea how voting in the US works, so just chug along back to A&H with the other people with a fetish for fat old men.

I'll be honest. That shit sounds pretty fucking easy to do for a driven criminal.

I know your debilitating autism has made it hard for you to recognize faces, but poll workers catch the folks trying to do that. Even if you managed to do it five times, that's a whole five votes out of millions. Youd' also have to know people's addresses, that they didn't vote, etc...

So what you're saying is Biden didn't win because of mail ins, he won because of mail ins and fuck all the funky vote count shit because occultism. Okay. You said that like five times, which is the ammount of misscounted votes in PA judging from the totally not lazy recounts.

What funky vote count? You mean the "funky vote counts" that Trump's own AG said were legit?

That's rich, since a career prostitute like you, I should trust for some reason. Now you can easily prove me wrong here, but did Biden do better than Hilary against Trump in democrat states or did he do far worse?

You folks underestimate how much people hate the geriatric obese man you are in love with .

Asking isn't mandated interrogation. And frankly, I'd personally like come kind of confirmation who my vote was counted for. But that's another issue.

It sure is. That's illegal in the US. It's illegal for the government or someone working for the government to ask who you voted for. A firm doing the audit should know this, correct?

Because the obese, elderly conman had guts and was a leader who secured US interests and told the globalists to suck cock. Meanwhile the rat faced rotting corpse brain zombie pimping out his drug addicted child fucker son is a laughing stock to power mongers like China and Russia who are making huge moves on the world.

China thrived under Trump, better than under Obama. They kicked our ass in the trade war because the fat old man you jack off to was such an incompetent dumbass.

Yes I can and I will. Prove to me that the votes were counted fairly and I'll fuck off. I know the law system in America is basically who can bullshit talk himself the best out of an accusation, but in the rest of the world we use something called truth as a measurement of judgement.

Nope, the onus is on you to prove the fraud happened. You cannot prove a negative. For example, prove to me that you never fucked a cat. Or are you a cat fucker?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

OK, so let me make sure I've got this straight... you're basically retarded but also inexplicably belligerent about these topics that you know nothing about and after you've made a complete and total ass of yourself you're going to try to sort of walk back some of your stronger claims but unfortunately you're a whinging little weasel who can't admit that he was wrong. Is all that correct?

If I know nothing about anything and I'm that retarded, why can't I just get a straight answer about why the fuck should I believe an election that doesn't use ID, uses masses of mail ins, tries to push weak audits and recounts of single digit percentages as fair and valid, denounces those who want more citing an biased investigation from before, etc. etc?
Let me level with you some more. All these Trump cultists that you're calling them will not believe a single shit you spew from your blown out ass of a mouth if you're not going to humor even a retard like me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ironic thing is, if you want to rig an election, the easiest way to do it is to pass laws that make it so the people you don't want to vote can't vote. Which is what the GOP is doing and the retards sperging about voter fraud are pushing for.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

QTard audit

fellow QTards are wrong

Gangster argument.

You still have to get the ballot, retard. It's not like you can just print them off on a lazer jet printer. They have things in there that are signed by poll workers and things like that. It's obvious you don't have any idea how voting in the US works, so just chug along back to A&H with the other people with a fetish for fat old men.

Do you have to provide ID to get the ballot?

I know your debilitating autism has made it hard for you to recognize faces, but poll workers catch the folks trying to do that. Even if you managed to do it five times, that's a whole five votes out of millions. Youd' also have to know people's addresses, that they didn't vote, etc...

Is it easier to catch them when the vote in person or when someone sends a paper over the mail?

What funky vote count? You mean the "funky vote counts" that Trump's own AG said were legit?

When you tell me that your vote count only found 2-3 missed votes, you have to think me a retard to believe there was a legit recount.

You folks underestimate how much people hate the geriatric obese man you are in love with .

Yes. They hate him so much that he scored 70 million voted without without the need of mail ins during a fucking pandemic.

China thrived under Trump, better than under Obama. They kicked our ass in the trade war because the fat old man you jack off to was such an incompetent dumbass.

You do realize that China's export power has drastically reduced under Trump on a global scale right? And that they lost quite a handful of a handful of international partners, right? That Trump was ridiculed when he called the China virus as the China virus, only for it to become invetsigated as the China virus, right?

Nope, the onus is on you to prove the fraud happened. You cannot prove a negative. For example, prove to me that you never fucked a cat. Or are you a cat fucker?

You can't dissprove that I fucked your mom who may or may not be a cat.
But I bet I can find you videos of funky vote counting and find some of those crazy math examinations of ridiculous voting charts and shit.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Ironic thing is, if you want to rig an election, the easiest way to do it is to pass laws that make it so the people you don't want to vote can't vote. Which is what the GOP is doing and the retards sperging about voter fraud are pushing for.

Yeah nigger. I for one would not want someone who can't provide fucking ID to have their gay fake vote next to mine.

 

[Surfin Terf]

If I know nothing about anything and I'm that retarded, why can't I just get a straight answer about why the fuck should I believe an election that doesn't use ID, uses masses of mail ins, tries to push weak audits and recounts of single digit percentages as fair and valid, denounces those who want more citing an biased investigation from before, etc. etc?
Let me level with you some more. All these Trump cultists that you're calling them will not believe a single shit you spew from your blown out ass of a mouth if you're not going to humor even a retard like me.

OK, so remember when I first responded to you and said that you don't deserve an answer but I'll give one anyway? Did you wonder why I said you don't deserve an answer? It was because it was obvious from the beginning that you weren't a good-faith actor and would claim that any answer you were given was insufficient no matter what. I gave you a straight answer right there, but you kept on acting like a retard in spite of the straight answer, and now you're whining because apparently now you've decided that (without any evidence whatsoever) the well-established recount method that has been in place for decades all over the nation and that no one had ever complained about until after the 2020 election is actually just as unreliable as the CyberNinja audit that allowed anonymous people to mark up ballots with blue and black pens and which violated federal election regulations for voting machines that have been on the books since voting machines first became a thing.
You talk like a faggot and your shit's retarded.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ironic thing is, if you want to rig an election, the easiest way to do it is to pass laws that make it so the people you don't want to vote can't vote. Which is what the GOP is doing and the retards sperging about voter fraud are pushing for.

That leaves too much to chance still, the easiest way is always to count the votes the way you want. Which is what the "audits" basically are designed to do except the size is too large for them to manage since they aren't very smart.

If mail-in ballots went 50/50, or even something like 60/40, I doubt they'd want to toss them out en masse. Especially since Trump would have won then. You can toss black votes simply because you know they're 90/10 D. (Ironically, the political reason for Jim Crow was the same, only reversed, black votes were 90/10 R then.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah nigger. I for one would not want someone who can't provide fucking ID to have their gay fake vote next to mine.

Then you retards should produce evidence that there is this widespread voting fraud. Since you don't even live in the US, it's obvious you have no idea what voting here is like.

Do you have to provide ID to get the ballot?

No, but when I did it they made me confirm address and DOB, then mailed it to my address.

Is it easier to catch them when the vote in person or when someone sends a paper over the mail?

Getting the valid ballot would be a difficult task, too. You'd have to raid their mail (federal crime). It's not like you can just inkjet out a ballot like the Trump cult is claiming.

When you tell me that your vote count only found 2-3 missed votes, you have to think me a retard to believe there was a legit recount.

It was in the PA recount, and it's directly from the PA AG. You Trump simps still have not explained how you could easily do widespread voting fraud by pretending to be someone else. I've asked before and you still haven't answered, but do you have any idea how inefficient that is?

Yes. They hate him so much that he scored 70 million voted without without the need of mail ins during a fucking pandemic.

And he lost by a huge ass amount, too. You spend way too much time in your right-wing bubbles. I know you're Corbin pretending to be someone in Europe (because no one else is as retarded as him), but Trump is very unpopular outside of your bubbles.

You do realize that China's export power has drastically reduced under Trump on a global scale right? And that they lost quite a handful of a handful of international partners, right? That Trump was ridiculed when he called the China virus as the China virus, only for it to become invetsigated as the China virus, right?

Lol no they didn't. They whooped our ass in the trade war. They started doing deals with other countries and left us high and dry.

Also, they still haven't proven where covid comes from. A scientist said "we can't prove the virus did not come from a lab" and you and your fellow conspiracy nutjob right-wing retards took that as an admission it came from a lab because you suck at science and induction.

You can't dissprove that I fucked your mom who may or may not be a cat.

So you're not denying that you fucked a cat. Go away, catfucker

But I bet I can find you videos of funky vote counting and find some of those crazy math examinations of ridiculous voting charts and shit.

You mean the same ones that were disproven by Trump's own AG? I know you have debilitating autism and are thus easily grifted, but you not only got grifted by a career conman, you but are all-in on a career conman who is in another country. Have some dignity.

Does your country have state-assigned tardhandlers? If so, I recommend you get one

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I gave you a straight answer right there

Sorry if I misremember in between dodging shitballs from you and your butt buddy Triple H, but I remember you giving ONE personal example and then bitching about me giving my own personal example from multiple other persons.

(without any evidence whatsoever)

Literal. Night drives. Of overwhelming. Pro Biden. Votes. Counted. Under. Hours.
Sorry for the autistic dotting, but I couldn't refuse.

well-established recount method that has been in place for decades all over the nation and that no one had ever complained about until after the 2020 election

Boy, you can bet there will be more complaining from now on too since you faggots can't stomach one fucking throghrough audit, what's more, you put up puddy tier recounts as exactly valid and THEN bitch about those evil Trump spirit callers who want to do one themselves, all the while gasping in amazement. You literally shit the bed, stepped in it and blame someone else for it.

is actually just as unreliable as the CyberNinja audit that allowed anonymous people to mark up ballots with blue and black pens and which violated federal election regulations for voting machines that have been on the books since voting machines first became a thing.

Even better reason to have had a better fucking audit in the fucking first place. How the fuck can you be this retarded and not have expected for even more biased shit to come forth when you retards started it lol

You talk like a faggot and your shit's retarded.

I take it back. You're not a swell dude. The only swell thing is your ass lol

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Literal. Night drives. Of overwhelming. Pro Biden. Votes. Counted. Under. Hours.
Sorry for the autistic dotting, but I couldn't refuse.

Trump's own AG said those were big nothingburgers.

I know you have crippling autism and thus are more susceptible to getting conned, but even you should realize that Trump is a career conman and you shouldn't trust anything he says.