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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 225 23.7%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 66 7.0%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 416 43.8%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 204 21.5%

  • Tim

    Votes: 354 37.3%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 190 20.0%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 245 25.8%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 22 2.3%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 474 49.9%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 52 5.5%
  • Total voters
    949
JamesFargo said:
I get the sense that Mike genuinely loves Rich
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Dude, that story of Mike saving the pictures from Rich's photo album from being thrown away perfectly sums up their relationship to me.

1) On the surface, he found the Dick the Birthday Boy picture and used it as another chance to poke fun at Rich

2) I believe he genuinely didn't want Rich to throw away his entire past and saved it because he cares about his buddy.
 
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I was surprised that neither of them mentioned 2018’s Red Sparrow during this review, it was based on a novel of the same name and is the Black Widow solo movie that this should have been.

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Ballerina Dominika Egorova is recruited to 'Sparrow School,' a Russian intelligence service where she is forced to use her body as a weapon. Her first mission, targeting a C.I.A. agent, threatens to unravel the security of both nations.
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Mike brought up something that I also felt about Black Widow.

I don't know anything about the Red Room from the comics, but in the movies I assumed it was some kind of KGB thing which trains female assassins, with the end goal being Russian supremacy or something.

But I guess, according to this movie, it's just one mustache twirling badguy behind the Red Room, and it's all about just furthering himself?

Maybe that's what it was originally supposed to be, but they retconned it. Kinda like how they seemed to be setting up a much more comic-accurate Thanos in the first Avengers, but then they retconned him into this other thing later.
 
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Mike also asks why the assassins have to be female. My thought is "because they got the perfect fuckhole." They even got the ultimate contraceptive so their fuckhole is ready to be used at any time. All the martial arts and firearm training are supplemental skills so they can follow through.

Which makes me wonder why they don't take estrogen supplements like crack? Their bodies won't be sexual for long without them.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
Damn, nearly 3k dislikes on that Black Widow video.
Mike asks to dislike the video 43:45
and Jay asks as well, if you make it that far.
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10k now lmao
refreshing that they don't give a shit about that kind of thing, the whole "like comment and subscribe" people feel they need to add in every video is extremely tiresome and grating now
 
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10k now lmao
refreshing that they don't give a shit about that kind of thing, the whole "like comment and subscribe" people feel they need to add in every video is extremely tiresome and grating now
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It's funny how YouTubers always blame the algorithm, and never consider the possibility that their videos aren't as good as they think they are.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Mike also asks why the assassins have to be female. My thought is "because they got the perfect fuckhole." They even got the ultimate contraceptive so their fuckhole is ready to be used at any time. All the martial arts and firearm training are supplemental skills so they can follow through.

Which makes me wonder why they don't take estrogen supplements like crack? Their bodies won't be sexual for long without them.
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Russian kompromat has a large element of sexual blackmail, so it does have some basis in “reality.”
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Mike also asks why the assassins have to be female. My thought is "because they got the perfect fuckhole." They even got the ultimate contraceptive so their fuckhole is ready to be used at any time. All the martial arts and firearm training are supplemental skills so they can follow through.

Which makes me wonder why they don't take estrogen supplements like crack? Their bodies won't be sexual for long without them.
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Yes. I was wondering about that too. Won't that make them essentially menopausal?
 
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