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The wrangler obviously doesn't help him make good financial choices.
Wranglers not being able to nudge the spending habits of their young wards is how Games Workshop stays in business. I used to play at a shop that had literal homeless people buying Space Wolves.
Kev and Wedge are like gambling addicts. They will spend their last 20 dollars on nerd toys instead of food. They also never seem to sell or trade their toys, which is pretty common among cash-strapped manchildren.
 
Good god, it's like troons are in one financial bucket or the other: they either make 200K+ as a software developer or they're unemployed or working shitty retail / service industry jobs, and constantly on the verge of starvation and homelessness despite having massive hoards of nerd toys and vidya games.
Wow that distribution reminds me of the distribution of autistic men (Either programmers or living in their mom's basement), the characteristics are almost the same too! (fixation on weird shit and hoarding behaviour, impulsiveness and retarded financial decisions), I wonder if there is a link between those true and honest women and the most retarded, male-brained type of failed men ?!
 
Kevryn and the deranged clown man have a tender moment in public (on twitter)

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Wow that distribution reminds me of the distribution of autistic men (Either programmers or living in their mom's basement), the characteristics are almost the same too! (fixation on weird shit and hoarding behaviour, impulsiveness and retarded financial decisions), I wonder if there is a link between those true and honest women and the most retarded, male-brained type of failed men ?!
There is indeed a link between troonism and autism.

New research indicates that transgender and non-binary individuals are significantly more likely to have autism or display autistic traits than the wider population—a finding that has important implications for gender confirmation treatments.

The authors also found higher levels of systematising (a tendency to analyse, control and use rule-based systems) and lower levels of empathy amongst the transgender and non-binary group, characteristics often found in individuals with an autism spectrum disorder.
 
They used to shop at Chucks, when the place changed owners Sneed didn't allow trannies to buy feed/seed in his store, they were quoting Mr. Sneed during a famous exchange between Sneed and a tranny. I believe the tranny said something along the lines of "I AM a real woman" and ole' Sneed responded with "Well, I hate women too." Pretty sure that's what they were talking about.

Or its just incomprehensible retard bable. Does that answer your question?
 
Re: Wedge's claimed food allergies. This is what he claims his specific allergies are:
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Already been archived lol
As far as I can tell (I spent like 2 minutes on Wikipedia so if I'm wrong it's fine) citrus and animal fat allergies don't exist? Nickel allergy DOES exist but it could also just be a weird autistic touch sensitivity thing, but I'll give Wedge the benefit of the doubt here. This dude is fucking weird. Given that he 100% pretends to be deaf but isn't, it's hard to believe anything he says about his medical conditions.
 
The "Sneed's Feed and Seed" part is a joke from the Simpsons.

I don't know how this connects to hating women.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand S11E05 of The Simpsons. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of farming and animal husbandry most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sneed's laid back outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Lao Tzu literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sneed's seed and feed truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sneed's existential catchphrase "Well well, Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car" which itself is a cryptic reference to Franz Tymmermann's Weeping Heraclitus. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ian Maxtone-Graham's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a "Sneed's feed and seed, formerly Chuck's" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
Re: Wedge's claimed food allergies. This is what he claims his specific allergies are:
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Already been archived lol
As far as I can tell (I spent like 2 minutes on Wikipedia so if I'm wrong it's fine) citrus and animal fat allergies don't exist? Nickel allergy DOES exist but it could also just be a weird autistic touch sensitivity thing, but I'll give Wedge the benefit of the doubt here. This dude is fucking weird. Given that he 100% pretends to be deaf but isn't, it's hard to believe anything he says about his medical conditions.
Nickel allergies are usually tied with jewelry, in my experience. And it’s less of a true blue “allergy” and more of a sensitivity. So Wedge is literally saying that he can’t wear cheap earrings because his lobes might get a widdle red.
Fucking cope, moron. That’s like saying one of my most defining traits that I always make sure to tell people is that I get very sensitive to animal hair being in the crook of my elbow and sometimes it itches a tiny bit.
PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL THE DOCTORS IF I AM RENDERED UNCONSCIOUS. OH GOD. I MIGHT NEED A BRACELET. :'(
 
I have to wonder what, if anything, could be done to address this aggressive behavior without using shock treatment? What exactly do people like Bryan or Peter Wharmby want?
I have to wonder why you think giving people electric shocks is going to make them less aggressive, especially if they're too autistic to know why the fuck they're getting electric shocks. If someone fucking electric shocked me because I was trying to kill them, I'd try to kill them harder, and I'm not even a tard. Shock treatment doesn't work on dogs; no reason to think it works properly on autists either.

Nickel allergy DOES exist but it could also just be a weird autistic touch sensitivity thing, but I'll give Wedge the benefit of the doubt here.
Autistic touch-sensitivity is to do with physical properties of an object - generally texture, but heat, shape, weight etc. can also be a thing. Hence why the same autist that can't bear wearing a wool jumper (because the scratchiness is sensorily overwhelming) can be fine touching a sheepskin rug (because it's soft and non-scratchy). On the basis nickel doesn't feel any different to any other metal, he's either genuinely allergic or munching.

Citrus "allergies" exist, but they're really oral allergen sensitivity, which is an allergy to pollen (hayfever) where the wires get crossed and the body reacts to something on the surface of the fruit. I don't think OAS is generally severe/life threatening. You can also be allergic to limonene, found in citrus fruits, but it's also found in perfumes and cleaning products and stuff, so I'm guessing it's not that.

The closest I can find for "animal fat" allergies is a page talking about how animal fats can make hayfever worse. Website look sketch as hell, so I'm not even sure that's true. You can get issues related to fat absorbtion, but these are usually trigerred by surgeries (ostomy, gallbladder removal etc.) and affect all kinds of fats, not just animal. You can also get meat allergies, but these are to proteins in the meat in general, not just the fat, and are apparently very rare.
 
I figured this faggot would have a longer list than THREE allergies, if you're making up shit like DID and being deaf how can you not have like thirty fake allergies instead of THREE. And nickel? What kind of pussy allergy is that? How does he even inconvenience others with these allergies? Isn't that the entire point of being allergic?
 
Im wondering if the doctors in his area have some sort of communication about problem patients :thinking:

Or maybe they're farmers themselves
Option A.

Some systems even will give you a pop-up warning flag and yeah no those never expire.

Autistic touch-sensitivity is to do with physical properties of an object - generally texture, but heat, shape, weight etc. can also be a thing. Hence why the same autist that can't bear wearing a wool jumper (because the scratchiness is sensorily overwhelming) can be fine touching a sheepskin rug (because it's soft and non-scratchy). On the basis nickel doesn't feel any different to any other metal, he's either genuinely allergic or munching.

Citrus "allergies" exist, but they're really oral allergen sensitivity, which is an allergy to pollen (hayfever) where the wires get crossed and the body reacts to something on the surface of the fruit. I don't think OAS is generally severe/life threatening. You can also be allergic to limonene, found in citrus fruits, but it's also found in perfumes and cleaning products and stuff, so I'm guessing it's not that.

The closest I can find for "animal fat" allergies is a page talking about how animal fats can make hayfever worse. Website look sketch as hell, so I'm not even sure that's true. You can get issues related to fat absorbtion, but these are usually trigerred by surgeries (ostomy, gallbladder removal etc.) and affect all kinds of fats, not just animal. You can also get meat allergies, but these are to proteins in the meat in general, not just the fat, and are apparently very rare.
Actually, the more common thing here would be an intolerance, which isn't rare but it's sometimes best to call them an allergy--it's a different mechanism, but it can still fuck your shit up and if you're trying to get somebody to stop trying to get you to taste something you know will have you purging out both ends...well, odds are pretty good 'allergy' will be understood. On the other hand, I've known people with non-Munchie celiac disease who've had a shit time with people giving them gluten...

Of course, this being Wedge, either show me the receipts for a formal diagnosis or GTFO Munchie.

Anyway. Let's take his allergy list and go through the food pantry haul, with the allergy list in hand:
Maybe you should stop buying overpriced warhammer figurines you ungrateful bozo...
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1. Pop tarts: IDK. I would have to know the brand and flavor but I believe butter is in some of them.
2. Granola bars: ...the fuck Wedge? Those are (probably) not 'basically processed sugars.' There should at least be a bit of fiber in there. But they are Wedge-safe! Usually.
3. Girl Scout Cookies: Probably got butter. (Depends on flavor, likely.)
4. Butter: SOLID TASTY BLOCK OF ANIMAL FAT!
5. Bread: Probably has butter and/or milk. Animal fat! (Also, you kidding me? I'm pretty sure there's a lot you can do with highly smushed bread.)
6. Chili: Presumably with meat, so animal fat is in there.

If you want no animal fat in your diet? You're on a vegan diet.
 
3. Girl Scout Cookies: Probably got butter. (Depends on flavor, likely
Thin Mints, Lemonades, and S'Mores are all vegan. Tagalongs have milk in them. Pop Tarts contain milk and gelatin, but no real butter.
If he can't afford food he should really sell some of his Warhammer stuff. I tried sifting through his Twitter to see if I could find what he actually owns but MY EYES. I know he likes Drukhari and right now the cheapest box set for that faction is a $28.99 box of Drukhari Scourges. Opened, assembled, and unpainted (so used, basically) Drukhari Scourges are going for $19 bucks on Ebay. So Wedge could easily double his monthly food budget by thinning his hoard just a little bit.
 
Thin Mints, Lemonades, and S'Mores are all vegan. Tagalongs have milk in them. Pop Tarts contain milk and gelatin, but no real butter.
If he can't afford food he should really sell some of his Warhammer stuff. I tried sifting through his Twitter to see if I could find what he actually owns but MY EYES. I know he likes Drukhari and right now the cheapest box set for that faction is a $28.99 box of Drukhari Scourges. Opened, assembled, and unpainted (so used, basically) Drukhari Scourges are going for $19 bucks on Ebay. So Wedge could easily double his monthly food budget by thinning his hoard just a little bit.
I'm not betting against Wedge having gotten store brand toaster pastries, and if he got Lemonades I would presume citrus allergy applies. Milk, though, has animal fat in it; there's a reason he'd have to go vegan and that's because pretty much the only way to have no animal fat is to drop all animal products.

If he did decent paint jobs, he could also raise his monthly food budget by just getting paid to paint figures for people.
 
Thin Mints, Lemonades, and S'Mores are all vegan. Tagalongs have milk in them. Pop Tarts contain milk and gelatin, but no real butter.
If he can't afford food he should really sell some of his Warhammer stuff. I tried sifting through his Twitter to see if I could find what he actually owns but MY EYES. I know he likes Drukhari and right now the cheapest box set for that faction is a $28.99 box of Drukhari Scourges. Opened, assembled, and unpainted (so used, basically) Drukhari Scourges are going for $19 bucks on Ebay. So Wedge could easily double his monthly food budget by thinning his hoard just a little bit.
>retarded mentally ill tranny likes the insane bdsm elves

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