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I imagine OIC is more like a Buffalo Bill, keeping a bunch of photos of Phil on the walls, prancing around in his original vest, and joyfully singing "I'm Fucking Sonic" looking down at Phil dressed up as an actual pig (like on the platter, apple and all) in his sex/bdsm dungeon, forcing him to make his snorts for pleasure.
 
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POV: you're a piece of goat meat that's just been doordashed to an italian man's house
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I'd love for a paypig to drop their correspondence with Dark.

Last Kokichi murder mystery stream, he was begging for tips (when doesnt he) since they were 20-30 after an hour (no pastryarchy). He says he needs to take a piss but takes his phone. When he gets back, Pastryarchy leaves a tip claiming they cant catch the stream because hes at the airport waiting for his flight (so wasnt watching). Oddly enough, at the end of the stream, Dark announces that he isnt sure when the next stream will be since theyre is so many other games (so, probably knows when pastryarchy will return from his holiday).

Call me crazy, but I'm 99% sure he goes to 'take a piss' and emails pastryarchy asking where he is since he forgot to tip.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
she's probably skinnier by now, they probably both burn upwards of 6,000 calories in a day by doing their weekly grocery shopping, appointments, browsing the mall, having to take jasper to the vet, ect. This doesn't even include the undercover workout regime they share since Dave is able to do marine-level push ups. I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty fucking scared seeing a 6'0 240 lbs quarter italian half polish man carrying groceries from his car to their house using a cart. You know how much strength that requires with a permanent herniated disk?
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tfw that one time he played Dance Central is the most exercise Phil has done ever

(How can anyone keep a straight :mad: face while dancing?)
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
It's funny to dunk on Phil's old lady tastes but I believe his true love is rum & coke. I also believe he switched to gin & tonic because it has less calories but that's just a theory.
Gin is the meme but Phil drinks a lot of different drinks. In this video he accidentally sheds a little light on his drinking habits by saying "recently if I'm drinking vodka I mix it with grapefruit juice (not verbatim)." His taste is pretty fruity ngl.
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FWIW DSP's love of gin is a meme for a good reason. In all of his earliest house tours he would have multiple handles of Tanqueray on the floor with the weeks recycling, and there was at least one, possibly two, Pandalee era vacation vlogs where he'd brought two of his own handles of Tanqueray with him on the trip.
 
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Gensou Hadou said:
tfw that one time he played Dance Central is the most exercise Phil has done ever

(How can anyone keep a straight :mad: face while dancing?)
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For anyone dance informed, I was watching Phil talk about how in his school dance he did a two step dance.

What is a two step dance lmao? Is it slow dancing ? I scoured the internet fot Two step dance, but only got some rap song.
 
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For anyone dance informed, I was watching Phil talk about how in his school dance he did a two step dance.

What is a two step dance lmao? Is it slow dancing ? I scoured the internet fot Two step dance, but only got some rap song.
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Phil already danced the two step dance on cam. Here's a reminder.

 
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JimiHendrix said:
wish phil would go back to godhand. game slapped his ass around. would be happy to write up some divinity length posts for that shit.
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Phil returning to God Hand would be fantastic, he was just getting to the part of the game where his lame ass strategy of Reverse Sweep > Stomp on every enemy was not working on most enemies even with him being permanently on Level 1 when he quit. That last half hour or so of him raging in the demon challenge would be the norm for the rest of the playthough, it would be a never ending sea of salt. Usually when Phil plays a hard game he manages to cheese his way though and I'm sure chat would tell him about the Chain Yanker Yes Man Kablam combo, but even with that we would get boatloads of rage.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Phil returning to God Hand would be fantastic, he was just getting to the part of the game where his lame ass strategy of Reverse Sweep > Stomp on every enemy was not working on most enemies even with him being permanently on Level 1 when he quit. That last half hour or so of him raging in the demon challenge would be the norm for the rest of the playthough, it would be a never ending sea of salt. Usually when Phil plays a hard game he manages to cheese his way though and I'm sure chat would tell him about the Chain Yanker Yes Man Kablam combo, but even with that we would get boatloads of rage.
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man didn't understand how dodging worked, no amount of combo feeding was gonna save him,
 
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Fill Bern El said:
2014, he went downhill fast

edit: it's from his 2nd DSP tries it from the WAkhando and oh my god he fucked up the description during his spam uploading. Quite literally 0 quality control.
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Something that has always rubbed me the wrong way about Phil. The constant third person shit. "Here's Phil and Leanna's..."

He does the same shit with his stream titles for shit like CoD. "Phil does his duties!" Bro we know who you are. That's why we're here, to laugh at you.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
Something that has always rubbed me the wrong way about Phil. The constant third person shit. "Here's Phil and Leanna's..."

He does the same shit with his stream titles for shit like CoD. "Phil does his duties!" Bro we know who you are. That's why we're here, to laugh at you.
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That is to create an illusion of a paid editor
 
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