The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

They need to post more food pics so I can sperg about how bad they are at cooking

 

[A Grey Cat]

Off-topic but I'm curious to know what psychopath the us sent to some shitty jungle in Vietnam.

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Look up the Tiger Force. iirc like 20 of them were actually convicted of war crimes and got to walk. There was also the dude who ordered the My Lai massacre who showed absolutely no remorse for it. Obviously no one as famous as Dirlewanger because they didn't have a whole fucking brigade named after them.

Don't forget McMamera's Morons

Earl this is not a fucking drill get the whole town

Don't worry. I've told my sleeper agents, and they're currently monitoring the situation.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Tfw we can't send the 41st Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Defense Squad( T.U.R.D.S) to some jungles to fight in a losing war

I'm pretty sure they read Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong and thought of the story it tells as #lifegoals.

 

[Meiwaku]

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Posting has been slow but we MIGHT get a "so you think you can Tranch?". Dance competition giving Penny's RT...

Also Trevor Project Posted This

Fragile.

*For those of you who don't know the 41% is a actually kind of an obscure number from an obscure study also not related to this study

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Also Trevor Project Posted This
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Fragile.

When your community of regret-filled delusional idiots is already killing themselves at record numbers, I would imagine it would be in your best interest not to make an instructional guide on how to get the rest of them do a flip.
But what do I know?

 

[Vaclav]

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little

One of the best Simpsons segments ever.

 

[Law]

God troons are fucking stupid, illiterate morons.

What can you expect from people who think bathroom signs are confusing hate-crimes?

Militant fags and trannies LARPing about murdering straight white men.

When your community of regret-filled delusional idiots is already killing themselves at record numbers, I would imagine it would be in your best interest not to make an instructional guide on how to get the rest of them do a flip.
But what do I know?

"Do what I want or I'll kill myself " is emotional abuse.
Troons like their blunt-force blackmailing tactics, but crying suicide is a lot like crying Earl. It only works so many times before your marks will start to figure out what's going on. The GoFundMe won't reach a 100k jackpot again, and the pronoun squad won't actually off themselves.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Also Trevor Project Posted This

Fragile.

*For those of you who don't know the 41% is a actually kind of an obscure number from an obscure study also not related to this study

Well this is only in reference to youth. It only gets harder to be a troon as you get older, so I'd expect suicides to start hitting in the 30s.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Fragile.

Wow, making a BINARY determination from an incredibly vague ordinal variable. Statistics Student Zinnia Jones will probably get on them for their gross misuse of statistics in a trans-related study.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Well this is only in reference to youth. It only gets harder to be a troon as you get older, so I'd expect suicides to start hitting in the 30s.

12% considering committing suicide is still really high even when people “respect” their pronouns.

 

[Shaka Brah]

12% considering committing suicide is still really high even when people “respect” their pronouns.

It's several powers of ten higher than the normal population and only rises with age. Makes you think they might be mentally ill, and catering to them doesn't cure them.

 

[Meiwaku]

08/06/20	Help our Trans Haven Alpaca Ranch Grow Phase 2 (Archive)	$106,365
06/01/20	Housing Expansion Urgently Needed (Archive)	$10,400
04/18/20	Emergency Help To Repair Our Home Solar System (Archive)	$6,206
03/13/20	Help Us Fix Our Ranch Vehicle (Archive)	$1,555
01/20/20	Help our Trans haven alpaca ranch move and thrive! (Archive)	$789
10/22/18	Renovations and Upgrades for our forever home! (Archive)	$9,357
		$134,672

Less than $10k away from hitting the last stretch goal. What's the next grift going to be?

Announcing an April start date for the Earthship was probably premeditated, but now "Help our mysteriously sick and dying animals" seems as likely.

I know this post is old as fuck but I feel like it needs an update if any autists want to volunteer

 

[Meiwaku]

Double Posting but here's the WIP. Still not sure what animal Bonnie is yet but it will be true to charachter and he will be holding that Ruger.... if you have any suggestions let me know!

The Phildebeest

bonnie is a bit shorter than penny, Actually, Kevin is taller than both of them ..... this will be sfw unlike the Kevin amhole piece

 

[TERF Accountant]

Also Trevor Project Posted This
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Fragile.

*For those of you who don't know the 41% is a actually kind of an obscure number from an obscure study also not related to this study

Wait a minute. Can we also compare to the same age group attempted to commit suicide without gender identity delusions thrown in? Teenagers are moody and plenty attempt suicide - or achieve their goal - without gender LARP nonsense. And how about telling us the number of people surveyed? Did you informally ask 20 teens on twatter if they tried to minecraft at some point?

Also, to prove troons are incompetent, if these statistics or the 41 statistics are right, since these are self reported numbers, that means the troon is still alive, and therefore failed at even dying properly. I mean, goddamn, if you’re going to sudoku, at least do it right! (Down the alley, etc) Otherwise, it’s like you’re faking suicide attempts for attention, like an attention whore.

Troons doing something performative for attention? Say it ain’t so.

I believe in you troons, we need to make these statistics better! Let’s get to 0% attempted suicide because they all managed it!

 

[Meiwaku]

Good News. Troonsicle in the comments. More Cria. Tranch Landscapin' & Bonnie /paul clearly read this thread and got butt devastated.

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Are those tufts of grass I see? Great horticulture Jarrod!

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Baby count up +2... Are we at 15 now???

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Hi Bonnie! We know this. My point was, you were touting your LLC as a charity and providing for queers when it's an LLC and you haven't had a charity until this exact year in april/may (you have both now). All of this information is public and was posted accurately to reflect this. (Also your business has a "trust" according to your own manly sausage fingers and that's sus . It's probably from your mom who you wish was dead. Y'know, the same person kind enough to cosign on that Tranch mortgage huh?)

We look forward to looking at your taxes next year!

 

[Shaka Brah]

We look forward to looking at your taxes next year!

Bets on them actually following through and releasing their forms properly?

 

[Info Player Start]

We look forward to looking at your taxes next year!

The IRS is the one part of the government that won't go easy on you just because your a troon. Buckle up!

 

[Miss Misery]

Ah cool, Bryan is even more of a creepy narcissist than previously thought. He reminds me of Russell Greer.

The endgame will be beautiful.

 

[Ghjkl63]

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Bro-nnie got glamour shots done?

I like how the background alpacalypse blends into the verdant green of their neighbors’s property.... almost glamorizing their land too.

I said it before and I'll say it again, him painting that pic rail with the troon flag is retarded