DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JimiHendrix]

since people love the whole "this is phils legacy" thing.

just saw someone say "I was DSP levels of bad" this is on a game forum not related to lolcows or dsp, about a game phil played once two years ago.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Phil already danced the two step dance on cam. Here's a reminder.

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LMAO !!!

Is this from a jail cell or does the window have some weird ass bars ?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

LMAO !!!

Is this from a jail cell or does the window have some weird ass bars ?

It's the blinds from his window. Here's the video this is from:

Right in the beginning you can see him in the reflection of the window aggressively t-posing and swaying like a 16th century Spanish war galleon caught in a bad storm.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Something that has always rubbed me the wrong way about Phil. The constant third person shit. "Here's Phil and Leanna's..."

He does the same shit with his stream titles for shit like CoD. "Phil does his duties!" Bro we know who you are. That's why we're here, to laugh at you.

I remember Tevin once remarking that Phil really loves saying his own name, and he's spot on. He's constantly referring to himself in 3rd person, especially when he's being a martyr about something. #justnarcissistthings

 

[Fragarach]

Phil already danced the two step dance on cam. Here's a reminder.

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I'll never not crack up at this. Dude looks like a cryptid.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Mr. "I-don't-have-money-to-pay-my-bills" spends his day off getting a fresh haircut.

 

[King Nutsack]

Fucking hate it when he just goes to twitter's GIF finder to attempt to be a cool social media guy. I did have to scroll down a bit to find it so he didn't just type in "haircut" and use the first result, or maybe they're randomized. Whatever. Hey kids, look at my cool Twitter account!

 

[Super Dent Head]

Fucking hate it when he just goes to twitter's GIF finder to attempt to be a cool social media guy. I did have to scroll down a bit to find it so he didn't just type in "haircut" and use the first result, or maybe they're randomized. Whatever. Hey kids, look at my cool Twitter account!

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Phil using that GIF finder shit is definitely reminiscent of a 60 year old bored mother on Facebook. Phil really is the boomer-est.

 

[arrivefriday]

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Mr. "I-don't-have-money-to-pay-my-bills" spends his day off getting a fresh haircut.

Personally, I don't think that getting a haircut signifies being well-off financially, we all get them and they really aren't anything unusual.

The rampant fast food and generally eating out tho, as many people on here have already said, is not something people who have trouble making ends meet do.
We all know Phil isn't poor or have issues with making a decent living, he just spends the money as soon as he gets them.

One of the more telling things he's ever said was a couple of days ago when he was talking about getting an Xbox and how they really weren't readily available for people to get, and how if a normal person had 500 bucks saved up to buy the new Xbox, they'd just spend that 500 bucks on something else instead of waiting for them to re-appear and be available.
It was a small thing and I didn't see it get posted here but I thought it was very insightful to how the Pigroach really works. He's so detached from reality that he thinks the average person blows though that much money when they have it saved up or whatever.

 

[NotValKilmer]

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Mr. "I-don't-have-money-to-pay-my-bills" spends his day off getting a fresh haircut.

And he still gets pissy when someone suggests that he cut back spending, he claims he's literally cutting everything he can dood! I gurantee he paid upwards of 20 bucks to get that pathetic mop on his head trimmed. He could just shave that shit himself or have Kat trim it. It's not like trimming hair is difficult, and a bad haircut wouldn't even make him look worse than he already does. Who the fuck is he trying to impress anyway? All he does is wet it back anyway.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Personally, I don't think that getting a haircut signifies being well-off financially, we all get them and they really aren't anything unusual.

The rampant fast food and generally eating out tho, as many people on here have already said, is not something people who have trouble making ends meet do.
We all know Phil isn't poor or have issues with making a decent living, he just spends the money as soon as he gets them.

I didnt have a hair cut or beard trim in almost 5 years when I was really struggling. I cut my own hair when it got too long and made do. Fast food is a given for being too expensive for those struggling. Noodles, pasta, rice, sliced bread, potatos and those 24x beef sausages from the supermarket are godsends when living on $5 a day for food.

The guy isnt struggling. The fact that he can sit there with a straight face and beg for tips for his day off for those very things fucking astounds me.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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Mr. "I-don't-have-money-to-pay-my-bills" spends his day off getting a fresh haircut.

I swear to god he got a haircut like 2 weeks ago.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

I didnt have a hair cut or beard trim in almost 5 years when I was really struggling. I cut my own hair when it got too long and made do. Fast food is a given for being too expensive for those struggling. Noodles, pasta, rice, sliced bread, potatos and those 24x beef sausages from the supermarket are godsends when living on $5 a day for food.

Having grown up literally dirt floor poor I felt that in my soul. There’s a reason that to this day I cannot stomach the taste of red beans and rice.
That being said. I also have met plenty of people in my day to day that have little to no money and are so lazy, retarrr or simply so incompetent that they will spend their last dollar on a mcchicken simply because they have such shitty impulse control.

I think it would be good for us all to remember from time to time that there are thousands of people just like DSP out there. They just don’t document their entire lives OR have an entire pod of whales from which to harpoon for munnies.

 

[arrivefriday]

I didnt have a hair cut or beard trim in almost 5 years when I was really struggling. I cut my own hair when it got too long and made do. Fast food is a given for being too expensive for those struggling. Noodles, pasta, rice, sliced bread, potatos and those 24x beef sausages from the supermarket are godsends when living on $5 a day for food.

The guy isnt struggling. The fact that he can sit there with a straight face and beg for tips for his day off for those very things fucking astounds me.

I get that, maybe my perspective on haircuts is skewed since I think they're a once-a-year kinda thing.

I was a kid when my family was struggling and my mom had been in a pretty rough car accident before I was born which affected her back and in turn her hands too so she really could'nt cut my hair, so the only thing left was just setting something that would've been considered low-priority back then aside for another time and get the haircut.

All in all, we know he's terrible with money and, without being sarcastic, pretty much every aspect in life. The only thing smart he ever did was to start uploading his shitty gameplay videos on the internet.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I swear to god he got a haircut like 2 weeks ago.

I believe somewhat recently (a few months ago) Kat changed his barber or some shit and now he gets a haircut fairly frequently. It doesn't do him any favors until he loses weight imo, the double chin is only amplified with the short sides of the haircut.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Personally, I don't think that getting a haircut signifies being well-off financially, we all get them and they really aren't anything unusual.

Yes, we all get haircuts.
But do we all drive 30+ minutes just to get our hair cut by one specific person?
Dave followed his hairdresser when she changed job locations and only lets his hair cut by her alone. I bet he also pays premium dollar for it.

 

[Nixxit]

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The napkin that is way too small to do anything, let alone the way he's hunched forward yet sideways like a retarded troglodyte protecting his hunk of meat, really completes it. Michelangelo made David, and autism answered with this picture.

More seriously, the upside down fork shocked me. Like, using a fork is so automatic that I actually had to mime it a bit to see if this was just something mundane made strange because of over-analysis or truly abnormal, and yes, the guy did fail at using a fork.

I guess it's an improvement over that time he used a spoon instead of a fork, in a way, so maybe in the next decade, at 4X years old, he'll finally master the art of using a f#cking fork.

 

[arrivefriday]

Yes, we all get haircuts.
But do we all drive 30+ minutes just to get our hair cut by one specific person?
Dave followed his hairdresser whe she changed job locations and only lets his hair cut by her alone. I bet he also pays premium dollar for it.

That's a fair point, I personally don't do this but I could see people doing this if they really like this one hairstyle this hairdresser can pull off.

But yeah, no person who struggle with money is gonna do this.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I hope that Supercuts hair stylist fixed up whatever the fuck his “goatee” had become. At this point Phil, just shave all of it off and go back looking like a thumb.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Personally, I don't think that getting a haircut signifies being well-off financially, we all get them and they really aren't anything unusual.

It certainly doesn't mean he's well off, but if he's so hard off like he claims, it'd be a better investment to buy himself some clippers and cut his own hair or have his loving wife do it for him. I've had partners cut my hair before and I've done it myself. It really is amazing how much money you can save just by cutting your own hair.