The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The GoFundMe won't reach a 100k jackpot again, and the pronoun squad won't actually off themselves.

I've been thinking a bit on that first 100K, and I've come to the conclusion that these particular trannies aren't even good grifters. Sure they managed to scam six figures but then they used those six figures to put themselves into colossal debt and buy children's toys rather than say just ghosting everybody and disappearing off into the aether like a proper scam artist would.

Are those tufts of grass I see? Great horticulture Jarrod!

Jarrod is interested in growing a different kind of grass.

 

[Vaclav]

I've been thinking a bit on that first 100K, and I've come to the conclusion that these particular trannies aren't even good grifters. Sure they managed to scam six figures but then they used those six figures to put themselves into colossal debt and buy children's toys rather than say just ghosting everybody and disappearing off into the aether like a proper scam artist would.

Jarrod is interested in growing a different kind of grass.

The Black Hammer people were much smarter. They grifted $65K for driving up to the mountains and doing some cheesy photo shoots. No attempt to actually build "Hammer City," their only expenses were gas money, a wooden board and some tools that they may have already had.

Someone earlier said the tranch would work much better if they had bought just 10-15 or so alpacas and a few other animals and promoted it as a petting zoo/holistic therapy retreat for "queer" people. Why they decided to build a massive herd of economically useless animals is beyond me. Some kind of hoarding behavior I guess.

 

[White Devil]

Why they decided to build a massive herd of economically useless animals is beyond me. Some kind of hoarding behavior I guess.

These are a group of men who have voluntarily permanently mutilated their bodies. One of them eats shit recreationally. How smart do you think they are?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Baby count up +2... Are we at 15 now???
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We definitely need to start keeping a running tally of how many new alpacas they get each month. Maybe then we can actually accurately pin down the numbers.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

We definitely need to start keeping a running tally of how many new alpacas they get each month. Maybe then we can actually accurately pin down the numbers.

Do they ever mention deaths though? I can see them just failing to report when an animal drops dead so as to avoid bad optics. I wonder what they do with the dead, do they just bury them?

 

[Borscht]

Do they ever mention deaths though? I can see them just failing to report when an animal drops dead so as to avoid bad optics. I wonder what they do with the dead, do they just bury them?

No, they donate them to a nearby wolf sanctuary. Meat is meat and wolves don't ask inconvenient questions.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Someone earlier said the tranch would work much better if they had bought just 10-15 or so alpacas and a few other animals and promoted it as a petting zoo/holistic therapy retreat for "queer" people. Why they decided to build a massive herd of economically useless animals is beyond me. Some kind of hoarding behavior I guess.

The reason for why they got so many alpacas is probably because they're planning on the costs of the individual alpacas going down.

Also I don't think that the tranch would have worked as petting zoo or a retreat or whatever. At least not in the middle of nowhere in Colorado. Can't imagine many people going out of their way just to pat some alpacas, owned by troons or not. If they wanted a successful business they should have opened a cafe or shop selling cheap shit in some fairly large and liberal town.

 

[Borscht]

Also I don't think that the tranch would have worked as petting zoo or a retreat or whatever. At least not in the middle of nowhere in Colorado. Can't imagine many people going out of their way just to pat some alpacas, owned by troons or not.

Good marketing strategy is 90% of success. Considering the ongoing hysterical transphoic panic media blitz, the number of troons earning hundreds of thousands of bucks on Patreon monthly and the general mental instability of the target audience, they would have been booked well into 2030's. Hell, people are already journeying to the middle of nowhere in Colorado TO WORK for them without compensation, as we've seen.

"The only microagression-free place in America where you can truly be yourself. We understand you."

Add some workshops, meditation sessions, basket-weawing labor therapy, bonding excercises, lone-night-by-the-campfire cumbaya spiritual healing under the stars... Boom, instant and SUSTAINABLE fortune, unlike alpaca farming. They are sitting on an untapped market, a veritable goldmine. The only potential kink in this business plan is some delicate wilting amhole 41%'ing oneself on the resort property, which is going to happen sooner or later (considering how many non-trans people often rent hotel rooms to off themselves in). But that's a different issue.

Shit, why am I offering this advice for free. HIRE ME MRS. LOGUE, I NEED MONEY.

 

[artilleryfroth]

These are a group of men who have voluntarily permanently mutilated their bodies. One of them eats shit recreationally. How smart do you think they are?

I’ll probably regret this in the morning, but could you or someone please link me to where one of them admits to eating shit?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Ah cool, Bryan is even more of a creepy narcissist than previously thought. He reminds me of Russell Greer.

The endgame will be beautiful.

I hate how they coopted y’all. They’ve ruined it like many other things.

 

[Gone Ham]

Random question, but has the other tranch done anything of note since we last checked in on them?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I’ll probably regret this in the morning, but could you or someone please link me to where one of them admits to eating shit?

Enjoy

 

[AnOminous]

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Note, supposed "news" outlets have reported positively on this absolute atrocity against nature, even though merely looking at two pictures, before, and after, make it abundantly, screamingly, obviously clear that these fucking troons have committed a crime against nature, utterly destroying the land they're on.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Enjoy

No receipts though, just people saying that other people said they think he said it...

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

No receipts though, just people saying that other people said they think he said it...

Homie this right here is why I love ya! The rest of us are trying to hold down our lunch but you're all "Bitch I wanna see that troon sucking on a shit stick!" Fucking brutal, never change!

 

[artilleryfroth]

Homie this right here is why I love ya! The rest of us are trying to hold down our lunch but you're all "Bitch I wanna that troon sucking on a shit stick!" Fucking brutal, never change!

Dude I’m all about the facts. If this furry troon actually eats shit, I want to know all about it. I want to know why, how, whose, and again why.

 

[Ghostse]

Note, supposed "news" outlets have reported positively on this absolute atrocity against nature, even though merely looking at two pictures, before, and after, make it abundantly, screamingly, obviously clear that these fucking troons have committed a crime against nature, utterly destroying the land they're on.

Sort of like rape and slurs, its OK as long as you have right politics.

 

[Law]

The only microagression-free place in America where you can truly be yourself.

Only cause our boy Earl sticks to macroaggresions, the absolute savage.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Only cause our boy Earl sticks to macroaggresions, the absolute savage.

Correct
On that note: Fuck niggers, fuck juice, fuck trannies, and most importantly, fuck jannies!
I do have a reputation to uphold, after all

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Why they decided to build a massive herd of economically useless animals is beyond me. Some kind of hoarding behavior I guess.

Overambitious men fucking themselves over is a story as old as time.