DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

Why is this face so punchable? My already existing knowledge about the King of Assholes might be at play here, but something in this picture makes it utterly unfunny, like really fake and cringe. As if this person, Phil, has not even a speck of natural talent. Like the worst actor on this planet, in behavior and physical looks.

I really don't know.

Khet, what do you see in him? Call me, baby.

He's the living embodiment of the soyboy meme. He does the same over the top, goofy "ironic" facial expressions in front of whatever product he happens to be consuming at the time like the meme.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

It's so weird to me that he's so autistic with his hair cuts. The man lives in his pyjamas, probably doesn't shower, probably has disgusting teeth, has a literally half shaved goatee, but he is adamant that he needs to get his hair cut. Why?

On a completely unrelated note, didn't his mom use to brush and take care of his hair?

Yeah. he blamed his mom combing his hair due to how it parts. I'm guessing she combed his hair till college too.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Speaking of Phil's autistic hair habits, didn't he namedrop the type of hairbrush he uses once and it was revealed to be some $80 luxury brand model?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Speaking of Phil's autistic hair habits, didn't he namedrop the type of hairbrush he uses once and it was revealed to be some $80 luxury brand model?

I think it's a boar bristle brush. Same kind of thing you'd use on a beard because the face is more sensitive. Nothing but the best for Philly though.

someone found the hair brush he mentioned on stream today

designed specifically for thinning hair, and made from pig hair

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-5773701

Think it's this one.

 

[BarbatosRex]

Khet, what do you see in him? Call me, baby.

She sees a free meal ticket, and all it cost her was her dignity.

 

[smackpops]

Lmao a 80 dollar hair brush for that hair cracks me up. Also how does a ex power lifer have such noodle arms those stand out larger than life in that pic. i mean his arms are small for even a modern soy so wtf,

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think it's a boar bristle brush.

He clearly inherited a family heirloom.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

She sees a free meal ticket, and all it cost her was her dignity.

Are you referring to that scratchy feeling she gets just behind her eyes in between her benzo doses?

 

[tomstone]

2014, he went downhill fast

edit: it's from his 2nd DSP tries it from the WAkhando and oh my god he fucked up the description during his spam uploading. Quite literally 0 quality control.
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love it how he mentions himself first and then leanna when normaly you mention yourself last out of courtesy

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I think it's a boar bristle brush.

A pig brushing itself with pig hair.

 

[tomstone]

If he dropped the slicked back greasy hair and went with a different style he could maybe look younger. What he does now isn't a hair do... it's a hair don't.

Because he has a receding hair line and is thinning pulling it up and to the middle would hide all of that.

He really needs to treat his greasy hair though. It looks so nasty and gross. Half of streaming is personality. 25% is game play. I'd say the rest is looks.

Finally. He needs to drop the pedo goatee and just grow a full beard out. If it's gray it's gray. Who cares. He is 40. Own the salt and pepper look. It would help hide his fat disgusting face.

If he can do all of that and stop ending every sentence with "alright" "okay" or "man" then his stream might be more tolerable.





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he should shave it all off

 

[SamuraiHitler]

He's the living embodiment of the soyboy meme. He does the same over the top, goofy "ironic" facial expressions in front of whatever product he happens to be consuming at the time like the meme.

People who do that shit makes me want to slit their throats with a rusty spork.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

he should shave it all off View attachment 2349147

Great now he just looks English.
*Edit* oh that's the guy, he looks like Lenny McLean's special needs cousin that they keep locked in the basement or distracted with a football game when they have company around and they know he exists.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

It's not the haircut, it's not the driving 30+ minutes, it's that he bitches to high heaven about having to go that far out for literally anything else that isn't pampering himself. The doctor is 30+ minutes out? Fucking assholes. 30+ minutes to get medication? Fucking assholes. 30+ minutes to get a bog standard trim because he doesn't do anything special with his hair or even shower most days? Fucking necessary.

He's not just getting his haircut, he's getting it colored jet black. That's why he has to have his "haircut" done so regularly. How many men have you seen in your life with hair loss, graying beard (almost fully gray these days), yet perfectly dark hair without a single strand of silver?

 

[FamicomGorby]

He's not just getting his haircut, he's getting it colored jet black. That's why he has to have his "haircut" done so regularly. How many men have you seen in your life with hair loss, graying beard (almost fully gray these days), yet perfectly dark hair without a single strand of silver?

That really is the only thing that makes sense. His hair's not that long, it barely covers his head as is. Him going to pay to get it dyed is such a Dave thing to do.

 

[Super Dent Head]

He's not just getting his haircut, he's getting it colored jet black. That's why he has to have his "haircut" done so regularly. How many men have you seen in your life with hair loss, graying beard (almost fully gray these days), yet perfectly dark hair without a single strand of silver?

He's definitely getting that shit dyed. Look at the side of his head, that's way too dark for a dude who's going gray. It's actually unnaturally dark.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He's not just getting his haircut, he's getting it colored jet black. That's why he has to have his "haircut" done so regularly. How many men have you seen in your life with hair loss, graying beard (almost fully gray these days), yet perfectly dark hair without a single strand of silver?

So you're saying Phil projects this flaw on others? Damn those stupid streamers and their unnaturally colored hair to appeal to kids. His hair is naturally colored, for an adult audience.

Tbh this would explain quite well his obsession with their hair/beard colors. This and a deeply anchored insecurity about everything in his miserable life. They die it for fun, because it looks good. Phil does it to maintain his human shape and hide the mildly inconvenient reality he can't accept.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Great now he just looks English.

KAMAHN INGERLAND *belch* BUGGED SKAHRING MECHANIKS! *snort into throat clear into lip smack*

 

[tomstone]

He's not just getting his haircut, he's getting it colored jet black. That's why he has to have his "haircut" done so regularly. How many men have you seen in your life with hair loss, graying beard (almost fully gray these days), yet perfectly dark hair without a single strand of silver?

i started loosing my hair at around 25, shaved it off but still no grey hair

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

KAMAHN INGERLAND *belch* BUGGED SKAHRING MECHANIKS! *snort into throat clear into lip smack*

At least Khet would be happy about getting bangered and mashed by English Tyrone while Dave is in the next room eating crisps. "These people are stupid dude....who drives on the wrong side of the road and why is the drivers seat the passengers seat?" Wait whaaattt? You need a license to watch TV??? Stupid morahns.