Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Umaibae]

She really tried this gambit? The temerity of this muppet.

The Karen didn’t do that. Randoms on the internet assumed two people in the same state with the same last name MUST be related. Retarded gayops. She’s still a Karen, though.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Beefany is waxing poetic over the fact that "this is better" in her scootypuff in the OTC pain med aisle of the grocery store. "This is huge," a commentator says, which is accurate. Good old Beefs sure is yuge.
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In other news, Munch Thread longhaulers might remember Kat (I can't remember what her instagram handle was way back when). She's still up to her usual business of toob selfies in her kitchen -- only now she has a colostomy. She did a spectacular job of fucking up her insides. Now she shits into a bag. One of my old favorites. She's not all that interesting as of late, but she sure is damn consistent. Stay gold, Kat. Stay gold.
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i was just going to ask about her! I can never remember her name. Her weight gain is just awe inspiring really

editing to add: I ALSO play find the food

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

She’s actually lost weight over thr last year. She claims her gain was all from the TPN, as if that isn’t calibrated for your needs. And as if she wasn’t posting daily selfies of her sucking back cups of creamy coffee.

My favorite game with her is to find all the food in the backgrounds of her pictures.

i was pleasantly surprised to see a video selfie of her and learn that not only does she have gaps in between each tooth in her mouth, she’s got a hilarious lisp. you can hear the saliva crackle with every S and TH

 

[DoorPost101]

This piqued my interest, so I did a little bit of googling and found this article on the incident. Ijeoma Ukenta, the lady who recorded the video, has a YouTube channel with several videos of the ordeal. The Karen, Abigail Elphick, goes pretty wild. I don't see a social media presence from her, so I'm not sure she's much of a cow for these parts, but still interesting nonetheless. My favorite part is that she lied about being an educational para.

Spoiler: Article Here

Abigail Elphick, ‘Victoria’s Secret Karen’: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know​

• Updated Jul 13, 2021 at 3:28pm

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Ijeoma Ukenta/YouTubeAbigail Elphick is the New Jersey woman dubbed the "Victoria's Secret Karen" after an incident caught on now-viral video at the Short Hills Mall.

Abigail Elphick is the New Jersey woman dubbed the “Victoria’s Secret Karen.” Video of an incident involving her at the Short Hills Mall has gone viral. The 25-year-old woman was seen on video charging at a Black woman, Ijeoma Ukenta, and then claiming to be the victim. Ukenta posted videos of the incident on TikTok and YouTube.
On Twitter, some people criticized the Millburn Police Department and mall security for not doing more to protect Ukenta. “There were many egregious violations of your rights and overall well being by both Millburn Police Department and Short Hills Mall security. Abigail Elphick should have been arrested {and still needs to be arrested} and at the very least charged with assault & attempted larceny,” wrote one Twitter user. Heavy has contacted Millburn police to get their response as well as the police reports, and both will be added to this story if they are received.
“I was banned off Tik Tok however everyone else was allowed to tell my story. I’m traumatized,” Ukenta wrote on Twitter.

Here’s what you need to know about “Victoria’s Secret Karen” Abigail Elphick:

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1. Elphick Can Be Seen in the Videos Charging at Ukenta & Then Crying & Dropping to the Floor, Saying ‘Get Her Away From Me’ & Asking Not to Be Recorded​

The series of videos start with Elpnick charging at Ukenta and trying to hit her and the camera. She backs off as Ukenta says, “Oh my God. Oh my God. Do you see this? Oh my God. I never thought nothing like this would happen to me. She tried to run and hit.” Elphick then crouches down, holding her head in her hands crying and tries to claim, “No I didn’t.” She says, “I don’t want to be recorded.”
Ukenta says to other customers and workers, “Did you see that? … Karen had a breakdown. She tried to hit me.” Elphick again tries to claim she didn’t try to hit Ukenta and says, “I don’t want to be recorded,” while crying. As Elphick continues crying, Ukenta, holding a coupon up to the camera, says, “I just tried to came to get my free panties.” Elphick then cries out, “Why aren’t you guys defending me? I just don’t want to be recorded”
Elphick then screams and yells, “Don’t record my mental breakdown please. Please, please, please.”

The second video starts with Elphick lying on the ground, screaming and kicking her feet. “She’s recording me. Tell her to stop,” she screeched.
“You keep lying saying I’m threatening you so I’m recording to protect myself,” Ukenta responded, calmly. She doesn’t appear to be very close to Elphick.

Classmates.comAbigail Elphick

The disturbing video shows Elphick screaming and screeching and running toward Ukenta, who was recording the scene. Ukenta kept repeating that she was worried the police would believe Elphick if she claimed Ukenta attacked her, when the video shows Elphick charging at Ukenta, and Ukenta doing nothing but recording the scene.
“She’s trying to attack me, no no no,” Ukenta said at one point. “Once the law gets here, who are they going to believe?” She said she was worried the police would believe Elphick over Ukenta because Elphick is white and Ukenta is Black.

Elphick, who made a phone call at one point, screeched, “Stop her from recording…She’s recording my mental breakdown…my heart’s racing.”
Ukenta narrated, “She’s lying on the phone. I don’t give a f*** about her being sick. I’m worried about me. This is real. This is really happening to me. She is on the phone with the police for me and she was chasing me around the d*** store.”
At another point, Ukenta said, “I just came to get a free panty that’s all…this lady chasing me. She’s calling the police on me now. I can’t believe security is not here. This is how Black people be dying. See what these people do? They call the police and they call in a panic and tell police you’re doing something to them when she clearly was chasing me around the store.”

She also said: “I don’t want to turn my back on this white lady, I’m sorry. She is crazy. Did you see her just trying to charge me again? That’s the third time.” The video does not show Ukenta attacking or making any move toward Elphick.

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2. Ukenta Has Received More Than $38,000 to a GoFundMe Campaign She Set Up After Posting the Video​

Ukenta set up a GoFundMe page that has raised more than $38,000 as of July 13, 2021.
“I am a Black Muslimah Nigerian AM and I was treated like it was 1920 in Short Hills Mall. I was assaulted and harassed by a white woman and and nothing was done by security nor the police,” she wrote on the page.
“I’m looking to hire me an excellent attorney who can help me bring light to this wrong. All videos and updates on the situation are on my YouTube channel: Mama Africa Muslimah. I was kicked off a tiktok for posting what happened to me and they let someone else post and get millions and millions of views however they deleted 2 of my accounts of my accounts. One that I have for my Garden which was my original account and another 1 that I created after they deleted my main account. I have been wronged Abigail Elphick (Karen in my videos,) Short Hills Mall security, Millburn Police Department, and most of all humanity. Please help me!”

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3. Elphick Told Officers She Wanted the Video Recorded by Ukenta to Be Deleted Because She Was Worried About Her Job, According to the Police Report​

In one video, Ukenta read from what she said was a police report:


Ukenta said on video, “So, I see everyone asking me for an update. I am at the police station. I have the police report, which is somewhat true, but really, really long. I’m happy I did record because even the officers stated that I only showed him the video of her laying on the floor when I showed him. Mind you, they took her statement first because, of course, she called the police. And she completely lied. She’s trying to say I started videotaping her causing her to have a panic attack, at which time she followed me to try to get me to stop recording.”
She added,

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4. Elphick Has Said Online She Has Worked as a Teacher’s Assistant, but the Cedar Grove School District Says She Is Not an Employee There​

Classmates.comAbigail Elphick

Elphick posted a short biography on a site matching people who have a colostomy. In it, she said she is a teacher’s aide.
“My name is Abby Elphick,” she wrote.
“I was diagnosed with chronic constipation and Pelvic Floor Dysfunction. I am a 24 year old Female that has a colostomy. I am a paraprofessional/ teacher’s aide working with children. I love walking outside, shopping, going out to eat at restaurants! I want to feel comfortable with people that have an ostomy just like me to know that I’m not alone!”

Ijeoma Ukenta/YouTubeAbigail Elphick.

Online records show she has ties to Cedar Grove and Newark, New Jersey. The Cedar Grove School District has denied she is an employee there, writing in a note on the top of its home page, “The individual involved at the Mall at Short Hills that took place on July 11, 2021 is not and has never been employed by the Cedar Grove Board of Education.”

Classmates.comAbigail Elphick

Abby Elphick wrote on a Classmates.com profile, “I am 24 going to school to become a Child Development Associate teaching preschool aged students. I graduated in June of 2014 at Cedar Grove High School when I was 18.”
She claimed on the profile, “Gotten straight As” and “written a book.”
Abby Elphick is mentioned in a feature story in the Verona-Cedar Grove Times from 2013. She is shown in a photo with her brother and parents, Kim and Andrew Elphick. The story was about her developmentally disabled brother. That story says that he has a colostomy.

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5. Elphick Is Not Related to a Secaucus Police Lieutenant Who Shares the Same Last Name, Despite Viral Social Media Posts Claiming She Is the Daughter of a Cop​

Ijeoma Ukenta/YouTubeAbigail Elphick.

A police officer created a Twitter account just to counter what she wrote were false accusations that Elphick is related to her.
“Incorrect. This is me and I do not have children. I also have no idea who Abigail is,” she wrote in response to one such claim on Twitter. “This is false information and it is slanderous. Shame on you fir this misinformation.”
The woman, named Kim, added, “Also, this incident occurred in the Short Hills Mall which is covered by Millburn Police Department. Secaucus has no relevance to this case whatsoever besides a last name.”
She added, “Because I’m the officer that everyone is saying that is my daughter. I don’t have children and have no idea who Abigail is. Coincidentally just have the same name.”
She concluded, “I got personal messages about what was being posted. I created this account to address it. It spread too quickly for me to get ahead of it to address. Feel free to call the agency tomorrow and I’ll be more than happy to verify my identity.”

These videos may be the best thing I've ever seen on Kiwi Farms. Well worth going through to the Youtube videos and watching the Youtube videos of this lady absolutely losing her shit. Props to the lady filming, she did all the smart things by just standing back and recording. I hope we see more of Molly fucking Meltdown.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

If anyone has information or archived posts for Tess, shoot me a message... I'm starting to work on an OP for her. Not sure when it'll go up in the prospering grounds, depends on how much digging I have to do to get everything together.

 

[STOP_IT_$]

Does anyone remember when Beefany COULDNT leave the house because she was allergic to everything? Her poor dog could only go outside once a week and play in the grass and get a bath right after or else Bethany would have to stab herself with 50 epi’s just to survive?
Seems like that all goes out the window when fat ass gets a motorized wheelchair, where she doesn’t have to use any energy to move around. Now she’s complaining that she can’t get a new free van or ramp for her precious motorized legs. And the color of that mask on her face is almost as bad as looking at a picture of her without pants.
Beefy has got to be the most self righteous person who expects to get everything handed to her while she lays in her bed surrounded by bunnies and baby chicks while claiming she’s allergic to EVERYTHING.

 

[Cold Waffle]

View attachment 2347524Does anyone remember when Beefany COULDNT leave the house because she was allergic to everything? Her poor dog could only go outside once a week and play in the grass and get a bath right after or else Bethany would have to stab herself with 50 epi’s just to survive?
Seems like that all goes out the window when fat ass gets a motorized wheelchair, where she doesn’t have to use any energy to move around. Now she’s complaining that she can’t get a new free van or ramp for her precious motorized legs. And the color of that mask on her face is almost as bad as looking at a picture of her without pants.
Beefy has got to be the most self righteous person who expects to get everything handed to her while she lays in her bed surrounded by bunnies and baby chicks while claiming she’s allergic to EVERYTHING.

Note that her miraculous recovery came in parallel with the "reopening" of the world due to Covid. She transfers from chair to car (and vice versa) with ease. Beefs can clearly walk (no muscle wasting in sight). She's next level.

PS: Please either spoiler large screenshots or post thumbnails. Once you copy-paste the photo into your post, you'll see it pop up in the menu underneath the post box. You can insert a thumbnail from there (and get rid of the full-sized version). Makes it easier for those scrolling through.

 

[STOP_IT_$]

Note that her miraculous recovery came in parallel with the "reopening" of the world due to Covid. She transfers from chair to car (and vice versa) with ease. Beefs can clearly walk (no muscle wasting in sight). She's next level.

PS: Please either spoiler large screenshots or post thumbnails. Once you copy-paste the photo into your post, you'll see it pop up in the menu underneath the post box. You can insert a thumbnail from there (and get rid of the full-sized version). Makes it easier for those scrolling through.

Okay! Thank you. First time posting vs. commenting.
And yes. Its pretty insane. I just learned from IF that Bethanys family has some money money and she’s a registered Republican, so her crying about how hard she’s had to fight for her free chair and medical toys is a fucking joke. Bethanyis just a fat piece of shit that wants to lay in bed, have everything handed to her for free, and hoard animals. I think that she thinks we all forgot when the horrible hospital took her off all her meds and drugs, and Bethany could walk and had ZERO allergic reactions to the world. With the amount of pain meds she takes coupled with her weight gain, I do understand why her fat ass needs the wheel chair, though.

 

[Purple Bra]

Bethany's rate of weight gain is pretty damn alarming. She was never particularly thin (or at least not from what I've been able to see on her Instagram), but she went from like overweight to very obese. Most of the weight seems to have been in the last two years, too. At this rate, Bethany is going to end up wheelchair bound from weight gain alone.

Spoiler: Bethany March 2019 vs July 2021

Anyway, I've been working on some Chelsea Lawrence (@tanzchelsea on Instagram and TikTok) highlights since most of her stuff was posted on Reddit prior to the MunchSnark ban. Annoyingly, most of her stuff is on TikTok, which just so happens to be my least favorite mainstream social media.

Spoiler: Chelsea @tanzchelsea 2019 through August 2020

In 2019, she makes a post on Instagram stating that the reason she hasn't been posting on Instagram is due to "major medical issues that have been causing hundreds of seizures and many other horrible symptoms," posts a link to her CaringBridge page, and states that she may have Functional Neurological Disorder.


After that, she occasionally posts photos with either a rollator or in a wheelchair. Sometimes with fucking heels on. (And, yes, I know it was for virtual fashion week, but I'm relatively sure you can get a pass on the heels if you fucking need help walking)


In May 2020, she posts a TikTok video with the rollator, acting like she has no idea how to use it despite previous Instagram photos.

In May, she begins claiming EDS, specifically hEDS as she'll mention in future posts. She is also "98% sure" that she also has Craniocervical Instability (CCI) , Dysautonomia, Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MCAS), and Posture Orthostatic Tachycardic Syndrome (POTS). So, all the usual munchie conditions. By the end of June, she posts on Instagram that something popped in her neck and she now has a cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) leak. A week later, she "leveled up" into a hard collar due to worsening CCI and hEDS, despite only finding out about her hEDS two months prior. (Spoiler: we won't see her without the neck brace much after this)



Later in July, she posts a TikTok addressing doctors accusing people of faking EDS. And even later in July, she posts another TikTok whining about an ER doctor not believing her EDS and MCAS due the conditions not being documented by the hospital and sending her home after a normal chest x-ray.

August starts off interesting, with Chelsea posting a video of one of her "stiff person syndrome" attacks with "pain level 30" and while someone just stands there and films. Later in the month, she claims another attack caused her to be unable to breathe and pass out, while her mom just rubbed her back. And, of course, they are progressively getting worse.

And then, to end out August, Chelsea takes off her neck brace to announce that she called her old doctor to tell them they were wrong, they were humbled, and removed her FND diagnosis. Full text below.

Spoiler: Full Text

Had to take my neck collar off for this big announcement! OK guys I did something big this week! I confronted my greatest fear. I had a phone call with The Doctor Who really messed up. I confronted him on a phone call. For the longest time I’ve been so mad at him. For the longest time I wanted to scream in his face. My heart changed though. I decided I was going to give him grace. I decided that that conversation was going to be about awareness. I decided I was going to advocate for myself. I decided that that conversation needed to be for a lot of people and not just about myself. I’ve learned that I have a huge voice and I know how to use it! So I told him everything that was on my mind and I told him what he could’ve done better. He told me how he was humbled and that it was hard to hear but he was grateful for the feedback!!!! You guys if you’ve ever been in the situation you know that validation is everything! I was on top of the world and at the same time I wanted to fall on the floor and cry! I said thank you! Don’t stop fighting if you feel like the label that is on you does not fit! The label functional neurological disorder never fit for me. It never felt right. On the flipside many people fight for that label. They fight hard to have that. For me it did not help me. It harmed me. It made my life a literal hell. The stigma of it made it very difficult for me to get any help. But as of today that label is permanently removed from my records at Mayo!!!!! Don’t stop fighting! Don’t stop advocating! You can do this! Know there is an army of people supporting you on your journey If you need it! I hear you and I see you! I validate you! Don’t keep those feelings inside because that doesn’t do anybody any good! I’m ready to take on all the other doctors now! This is just step one..... If you wanna read my whole speech you can find that on my @caringbridgeofficial through my FB!

More will come, but I need to get my ass in bed.

 

[Crimewatcher 44]

I LOLed at "stiff person syndrome" and was sure she made that up. Then I Google-ed it and was surprised to find out it was real and IVIG is one of the treatments. Do these morons just google "IVIG treatment," skim the list of diseases it's used to treat, and pick one? Do they go on down the alphabetical list of rare diseases on the NIH website until they find one they can fake? How stupid do you have to be to fuck with your immune system?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Do these morons just google "IVIG treatment," skim the list of diseases it's used to treat, and pick one?

Most likely.

The munchie obsession with IVIg is one thing that actually pisses me off since there's such a supply shortage. IVIg is currently the best treatment for the rare clotting disorder that COVID vaccines can cause, so I'd really like them to stop eating our supply of IVIg for no reason.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

OMG guise stop violating me with your trauma stories when I have enough on my own,, guise fug off!

Unless you wanna pretend we are souper disabled and not BPD together!

Funny how it's...OMG don't send me trauma I have enough! Until it's stuff to validate her delusion of not having BPD.

 

[Kelly's Leg Nerve]

A psychiatrist weighs in:

www.reddit.com/r/Psychiatry/comments/okf75z/what_do_you_think_is_the_biggest_most_clinically/

 

[eternal dog mongler]

A psychiatrist weighs in:

It's pretty true. It's possible for a patient to have an incredible amount of allergies if they have MCAS, but usually 40+ allergies on the chart means the patient has BPD and they're going to be a fun handful.

Although psychiatrists are the specialists most likely to end up in my emergency department on a psych hold themselves. Something something gazing into the abyss.

 

[Special spoonie]

OMG guise stop violating me with your trauma stories when I have enough on my own,, guise fug off!
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Unless you wanna pretend we are souper disabled and not BPD together!
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Funny how it's...OMG don't send me trauma I have enough! Until it's stuff to validate her delusion of not having BPD.

She actually does this so often, it’s amazing she even stilll has followers who buy her shit, because she’s constantly calling them out for talking to her in DMS.
Not sure what they get out of following her, if she’s going to be a bitch about it.
She’s been uploading videos of the physio RNOH are making her do, and of course over acting how special and difficult it is.

She also uploaded a video of physio to Tik Tok, then quickly discovered that Tik Tok is not the echochamber she’s used to.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

At the end of the Whitney timeline I detoured into Megan Stoff’s eternal cesspool of shitty entitled behavior because she mocked Whitney for having been raped and said she deserved for it to happen again after Whitney told Megan not to smoke weed in her (Whitney’s) house. The fallout from this resulted in Megan crying about her deteriorating health for weeks and being rewarded with a crowd funded hot pink folding power chair. Into the fray jumps a woman named Sydney Going to expose Megan as the munchie she is. This would be funny and normally I’d be cheering on anyone who tried to take Megan down a few pegs. Except it’s Sydney, which means before I even read through the instastories, I already knew she had somehow fucked it up.

Before I discovered Alexx and her amazing milk-sniffing lapdog, Sydney was my favorite stop on the road trip. With the new information I've found in the past few days, she quite possibly has reclaimed her title. We have seen Sydney before, looming in the margins like that weird spinster aunt in the holiday photo. She is truly the butt-monkey of the Florida munchiverse, the completely inept, not-too-bright side character who slips on a banana peel or falls down an open manhole in every episode. She is the living embodiment of that scene from The Simpsons where Homer tries to make cereal and the bowl bursts into flames. She fails at everything she tries, often with slapstick comedy timing. She has made herself a complete pariah in this incestuous little bubble through call-outs that flopped, poor choice of alliances, and an incessant need to use the other munchies and sometimes actually disabled people to validate her not-struggle. She tries to glom onto other identities but fails just as hard there. She can’t keep a job because she immediately makes herself a liability with her munchie antics. She can’t keep a doctor because just as soon as one agrees to work with her she pulls some outrageous stunt trying to prove she’s sick, which invariably backfires.

She is, in short, the punchline to some cosmic joke, sent here to make us all realize that we are not doing that bad.

Spoiler: and she's also a furry

Housekeeping notes first.
A correction: in Whitney’s post I said Hazel was one of Mel’s rejects. She is not, she’s someone else’s dog who was too boring to bother with. Her owner is a man who never mentions why he supposedly needs a dog or posts medical drama. We’ve actually seen him in this photo which I’ve posted a few times because it includes several people if interest including the subject of today’s post (back, second from left), Cathryn the fat diabetic with the terrified dog (center, black hoodie), Amber Parascando and Sulley (next to Cathryn), Whitney and Tomoe (seated in front of them), Megan and Nala (second from right) and the not-blind albino with the guide dog (far right). ‘Pologies, was thinking of another one of Mel's discarded dogs. Will do better fact checking before I post stupid shit which is why this post took longer than expected.


Sydney's account name has changed since the first pass i made of her instagram. She only has the one account, @PopCulturePuppies, but when I first found her she was @disneydogkida so some of the SSs still use that name. Speaking of Kida she always looks like someone pissed in her corn flakes. It's because she's a St. Bernard mix. She's going to look miserable by default.

With that out of the way, let's begin. Sydney’s mother Connie is a social worker specializing in adoption and has, by her own estimate, helped thousands of children find a stable living situation, often for the first time in their young lives. She’s now well-recognized as an expert in adoption who has been featured in various national media outlets including People Magazine, and she runs her own adoption and surrogacy agency. She sometimes travels the country on speaking engagements.

Connie has personally adopted two of the more difficult cases she handled, Taylor and Davion. Taylor was born to drug addicts, taken in and “rehomed” by families like a dog being sent back to the shelter, saw dozens of different foster placements fall through. Connie adopted him at age 10 and he’s now a college student and does ROTC. Davion was born in a jail and spent the first 17 years of his life in foster care. He was so desperate for a family that he went up in front of his church and actually begged someone to help him. He was adopted by Connie just before aging out of the system so that he could have a fair chance. He graduated from an alternative high school at age 20 while holding down a job at night. Cooking was a lifelong passion so after graduation he enrolled in culinary school and is living his best life there. Both men are thriving and have been featured in documentaries. Davion has been invited to speak at several events. She has a younger biological daughter, Carley, who is a lesbian genderblob going by Charlie now. She just graduated college where she was quite the overachiever: fantastic grades, skilled athlete, multiple study abroad sessions, RA for her dorm, in a bunch of organizations, etc. Papa Going is not in the picture.

The first posts I can find from Sydney are over on the Book of Faces, where she proudly shows off her new fursuit. This is going so well already. Unfortunately most of her facebook posts are private and by the time she starts posting publicly she has learned to stop bragging about being a furry


Mama Going is active and public on Facebook and we can get a pretty good picture of what the fuck happened to Sydney through her. For example, Taylor was in a pretty gnarly hit-and-run that broke his hip right around when Syd started allegedly needing a service dog.


We learn from Mom that Sydney crashed and burned in her first year of college, blowing a scholarship, and has "struggled to find her way back".


Mama Going also seems to have a touch o' the munch herself and like sydney, struggles to remain on any kind of diet or exercise plan


Overall Mama Going's facebook is just politisperging and adoption/foster care stuff, including trying to get housing for teens who have aged out of foster care and are facing homelessness which is nice. She also teaches flute lessons to underprivileged children through some chairty org and used to be a professional flautist. I mean overall she seems like a nice lady. I think the girls have spent their adolescences through adulthoods playing second fiddle to the two boys and their amazing success stories and therefore have begun vying for mom's attention. Carley did this by overachieving and genderblobbing, while Sydney became the dependent stay-at-home daughter who needs to be cared for. Whether or not they realize it is another story.

Sydney's insta starts in July 2016 where we are introduced to a young mutt named Kida the service princess. She got the dog on February 15, 2015 when she was still trying to make her other dog into a service dog. One of Kida’s first outings without the other dog was on May 22, 2015 for Disney’s 24 Hour Day.


Too hot and/or fat to give blood.


This is a luggage tag. They sell it in every gift shop in Disney parks. I’m just going to put it here, Sydney is one of those adults who takes 9000 pictures of her dog interacting with other adults in costumes taking time away from the children who think that’s the real Princess Whatever. This irritates me to no end so I skipped over huge chunks of her account just because it was all character pictures. I probably missed some funny shit.


Yes she’s biologically female. There’s photos of her as a child online thanks to her mother's very public socials. She’s just so so unfortunate. She is 22 in these later photos.


Buncha attention seekers do disney, occupy the only wheelchair accessible boat.


This is Tonka, an agauti husky, the other dog she tried to make into a SD. Why do these people get cold-weather dogs in a state where the air feels like you’re walking into a hot, wet dish sponge?


Sydney lives in St. Petersburg on the left coast of Florida, just across the bay from Tampa and just south of the Clearwater office of that man we all know and love, Dr. Miguel Trevino.


Sydney rehabilitates injured and stranded wildlife which might be her only real redeeming quality. Over the course of her account she’s shown a bunch of possums that can’t be released that she takes care of and apparently does some captive wildlife program against keeping exotic pets, although I question the utility of telling people not to keep exotic pets while showing off your exotic pets.


NO THERAPY! ONLY DOG!


Oh look, a “service dog” attached to a morbidly obese white woman, what a completely shocking and unexpected thing to happen.


She dyed the dog blue to cosplay as vaporeon at some convention.


Syd lets her dog do kissies to everyone. Just putting this here, it may be relevant in the future.


First real health post, a migraine. Documenting it for the gram while in a brightly-lit room with the sun blasting directly into her eyes.


God, imagine this being your favorite picture of yourself. Tagging #medicalert


If I'm honest, I think the female Franknfurter is what bothers me most


Heart rate alert for her condition she doesn’t name, and I’m pretty sure she’s on the shitter in that first pic. Adds #cardiacalert


I see I am not the first to tread this path.


#diabeticalert. While this is a real alert some dogs can pull off it is extremely rare and requires extensive scent training. And uh, she has a glucometer, so she could just check her blood sugar regularly like diabetics are fucking supposed to do.


Lol her first “service dog” now alleged therapy dog failed his CGC. Its basic obedience and manners.


Susan Grill the crazy lady who sued Disney for not letting her take like six standard poodles in the park at once made the obnoxious rainbow cooling vest


Gave herself a tummy ache with her immaculate diet. Dog alerted and she had a cluster of #seizures. I have sperged on and on about how seizure alert dogs are not alerting to shit. IF she even has PNES (which I doubt), the dog was probably playing with her because she was suddenly on the floor and that is VERY FUN AND EXCITING to dogs. She interpreted this as an “alert” and had PNES episodes. More likely she just lied about it happening or flopped around on the floor for a second pretending she was having seizures. She later posts videos of her having "seizures" in various establishments where she's able to like, hold her camera steady and move parts of her body voluntarily, more evidence she's just throwing tantrums and calling them seizures.


In August, she gets a job working at a doggy daycare. This is a job that requires the ability to stand up to the florida heat, run (to break up fights), stand for 8 hours, bend/squat down (to clean up messes), and sometimes squeeze into tight spaces if there’s someplace kind of inaccessible to humans a dog has decided to hide in. It is physically and mentally taxing when you get some shithead labrador who wants to keep humping everyone else and starting fights or follows you around barking for eight hours straight. Even without all her alleged conditions, the fact that she’s a sedentary eatbeast should disqualify her from this work. But she additionally claims multiple illnesses that should make her realize this is not the job for her.


The dog alerts to migraines and knee pain. You know what else does that? Your nervous system. Another one with fat-induced ouchy knee syndrome.


Obligatory whining about fake service dogs at Disney


Charming. I’m sure business owners appreciate the slobber on their merchandise.


Documenting her EEG.


Six days after announcing her new job, she announces she lost it, implies it is the seizures that done her in. In the comments said she hit her head in a bad accident a while back and that is what triggered the seizures.


Kida pushes the elevator button. Which Sydney is also pushing because she doesn’t need a dog to push the elevator button for her. This is not even a wheelchair task as ADA requires that these buttons be accessible to wheelchair users because, yanno, they need the elevator. The only reason you need this is if you are like a quadruplegic with extremely limited upper body mobility


Big meet-up planned.


Anxiety in the wallyworld, diabetic alert because IHOP is worth losing a foot over. Amazing that these girls who scream that their dogs don't need to wear a vest because the ADA allows them to work "nakey" instantly decide any other dog without a vest is just a pet. How do you know he's not a service dog for that person's many spoonie ailments? Makes sense when they say the dog went bananas and tried to kill theirs but this one was apparently just in line and behaving.


More blood sugar drama. By the way if you’re wondering, almost all the comments she’s getting are “go here for hundreds of free followers!” spammers


So ears with hematomas usually means this dog has wretched ear infections and shakes his head to the point of damaging the blood vessels in his ears. He might just be unlucky and have some autoimmune thing but given what she posts, gonna guess allergies causing infections is the answer. If you treat them quickly, they can be drained and flattened by suturing a web of stitches or even a bunch of large plastic buttons across the ear surface until the swelling dies, combined with wrapping the ears to the head to prevent them from doing more damage by shaking.. If you don’t treat it early, the hematoma will reabsorb but the tissue damage is permanent, which has happened to poor Tonk here.


A painful lump popped up on her ribcage. Uh. Boil? Diabetic abscess in the underboob region? Lost a pringles can lid in her rolls a la Foodie Beauty? We’ll never know, she never tells us.


Leave it is one of the first things they should learn for their own safety. These girls praising their 2 year old service dogs for being able to ignore a treat is absolutely mind-blowing.


Individual drivers on uber are known to refuse dogs. Uber's official stance is that the driver is not allowed to deny you entry with a service animal due to allergy, fear of dogs, or religious objections of Jihad-Americans. And remember, anyone can call their dog an SD and there's no way to prove it isn't as long as it's reasonably well-behaved, even if it's unvested and not on a leash. All this shit does is incentivize people to pass their dogs off as SDs.


She’s into dryland mushing with her dogs, basically dogsledding when there’s no snow, so at least the dogs are getting exercised.


We’ve seen this picture just a few days ago, but here’s Hooper who rode on the footplates of the wheelchair, Yuki, and Nalla. (edit: I actually can't find the version of this from syd's account and am too lazy to go back for it so here's the same photo from Whitney's)


Slight detour! Since Nalla has come up a bunch of times and I don’t ever mention her. Nalla died and her handler’s new account is private so I’m not going to bother documenting her thoroughly. Unsurprisingly, she’s a fat white woman who claims the usual diagnoses and makes a scene everywhere she goes then screeches at people for noticing the scene she’s making. On Nalla’s account she regularly posted pictures of random strangers who stopped to look at her dog to shame them because ITS JUST A DOG!!!!


The main reason she’s interesting is she has been at this game for like 15 years at this point, so shes crossed over with most of the expected people. The two goldens on the left here are Jaq’s dog Harlow and Alex’s mutant Levi when they were still puppies. She was moderately helpful in finding older pics of other people but since I don’t have access to her current account she’s dead to me.


in September she finds a new job! A seasonal placement as a scare actor at Busch Gardens’ Howl o’ Scream event. She walked around and scared people. I guess that came pretty natural to her.


And is already doing what she do: seizures! Seizures in the shower! Seizures at work! Seizures all day! ER selfie for seizures!


This is why I made such a deal about Tonk’s ears, because Kida is also proving to have shitty allergy ears.


So I asked people who have or know a lot about diabetes about this blood sugar reading because it seemed kind of high to me especially when she claims to be fasted overnight but I have really little frame of reference here. Turns out this is like “please report to ER so they can figure out how you are not comatose yet” high. People i asked agreed there is no way this was a true reading. Either she forgot to wash her hands and it’s picking up sugar that was on her skin, the strips were old or exposed to something that ruined them, or she intentionally made it ridiculously high by putting sugar in the sample. I’m going with the latter since she is desperate for anything that will prove she’s really for realzies sick youse guize and deliberately tampering with her sample but failing so, so hard at it is on brand.


A week after this, posts about how she’s naughty naughty eating candy. This is very weird to me, since most of these girls want to claim they have things like gastroparesis that make them seem like delicate porcelain dolls who take no food through a cruel act of god and might wither away. Sydney’s like “I’m a fat noncompliant t2 diabetic shoving candy in my eat-hole, feel bad for me”. Risky gambit you but do you, I guess.


Anxiety from waiting in line. Yeah that washes with her habit of going to theme parks all day every day.


the dog alerted to a seizure from another room while Sydney was getting an MRI. She elaborates that she never trained this and the seizures are new. Sounds like your dog got bored and broke her down-stay but ok


A month later she was hospitalized for a week to try and determine the cause of these seizures. Would you believe that even though she claims they’re nearly constant and doctors intentionally tried to provoke them so they could catch one on EEG, she didn’t have any? Lol.


Posting from the terlit again. Now has a cane for some reason.


In May 2017, seven months after her Howl o’ Scream gig ended, she finally has another job. Operating a fucking roller coaster at Busch Gardens. Yeah that sounds like a great job for someone with uncontrolled seizures.


Also in May, starts posting #pots #dysautonomia #tachycardia, which her magic dog of course naturally alerts to as well. Cool, another disorder that can make you pass out.


(psst, according to Mama Going's facebook, Carley the genderblob sister also has POTS. What a coinkydink.)


ALL THE CONDITIONS!


Naughty naughty diabetic, teehee.


Wants a wheelchair for RSD, frowny face. RSD is reflex sympathetic dystrophy, the old name for complex regional pain syndrome. Key word: regional. It affects one extremity and you can tell which one is affected.


Here's some photos of people who actually have it. It's not invisible and none of these girls who claim it have any signs of it.


Man she looks like she let a first year art student sculpt her a face out of mashed potatoes


Cane-chan makes another appearance at Disney Dapper Day. Makes it obvious she doesn't need it.


“my dog is scared shitless isn’t it funny?”


You’re fat, dehydrated from uncontrolled diabetes, and deconditioned, good job. Now tagging #autoimmune but only for this post.


obligatory “I’m allowed to work my dog naked the ADA says so!!” which is just baiting a shop to deny you entry to you can scream about discrimination on social media and get some minimum wage worker reprimanded. It’s such a dick move.


Sent home early for a migraine, better document it for the gram by posing in a very bright room and then squinting at my bright phone screen! #seizurealert has been dropped from the hashtag parade.


She got a cheap wheelchair, an off-the-rack Invacare clunker, and already blew the bolts out at Disney. If she actually needed the chair, that would be really bad. Good thing she doesn’t, and has the luxury to keep her eyes open for a DIY fix that’s cheaper than what the medical supply place wanted (which is probably like twice what she paid for the chair itself lol)


Another photo taken on the shitter complete with naked thigh because you couldn’t possibly document this alert happening when you’re not taking a shit, but also Kida is now in a mobility/guide harness.


Trying to win some spoonie award.


Two months after she got it, she admits that she lost her job as a roller coaster operator. Once again my pet theory is she started blabbing about her uncontrolled seizures and exposed herself as a danger to park guests.


Holy shit I forgot about the people who thought their dogs needed special glasses for the eclipse. It wasn’t an eye-targeting laser beam, your dog is not dumb enough (or too dumb?) to stare into the sun. The wheelchair reflected in the glasses belongs to the pomeranian’s owner.


Lol she had a little tard fit over some fake service dogs when disney briefly allowed pet dogs to stay at the hotels. The policy was weird, like you could bring your dog in the hotels but they could only go in dog-friendly areas of the park complex and couldn't be left unattended in the room for any amount of time. The people who brought their pets were then stuck with the decision of someone sitting in their hotel all day, leaving the dog unattended and risking that they get caught and kicked out of their hotel accommodations, or bringing the dog in the park by claiming it's an SD. This lady chose the latter. Sydney reacted to this policy by flopping on the ground in a “seizure." You know, the kind where she was totally aware of what the woman with the FAKE!!!!!!!! Service dogs was doing. By the way, the fact that they quickly reversed this policy did nothing to hold back the tide of FAKE!!!!!! service dogs in the park because the people who are inclined to say it's a service dog at the park gate are also going to say it's a service dog at the hotel check-in.


Comparing her not-real disabilities to this dude who straight up has no legs, wants to be a scare actor for Halloween Horror Nights next year, complaining about her former employers.


Claims the dog does anxiety alerts for employees of the theme park lol, couldn’t be that she just wants pets since Sydney goes to HHN like 4 times a week for the duration of the event and therefore the dog gets to know all the scare actors.


Walking with a cane, using Kida as a guide dog which in this case just means the dog is walking forward in a straight line while Sydney holds her harness handle (and she’s letting the scare actor grab onto the harness too)


This dog is not enjoying this.


She’s been tagging #ptsd for a long time but this is the first time she actually mentions it


Complaining about residual damage from a fake seizure.


Uh. That’s a normal heart rate. Now claiming that flashing lights trigger her seizures despite going places where there are all kinds of flashing lights.


She starts getting a ton of bloodwork looking for basically anything to actually be wrong other than lolfat and diabetes. These are days apart


darn that ouchy knee syndrome!


And they wonder why people at the parks think they're allowed to play with the dog.


Dyeing the dog’s ass of course. Around here she turns 23 and has accomplished exactly nothing in the past year other than obtain and lose three separate jobs.


Upset that other people want to take photos of things. Almost had a seizure, almost passed out, almost missed the alert. Sure


leg shacking task. She’s violently jigging her leg while the dog’s head bounces up and down on it.


Giant cotton candy for the diabetic. Don’t worry the dog checked her blood sugar after she stuffed it in her maw.


Swore she washed the dogs mouth out! She would never feed it that poison sugar treat. Except all those other times she’s shown herself feeding it sweets


Almost passed out while mushing.


Doubt she only had one bite but at least it’s a reasonable number.


Another FAKE service dog made her have another REAL anxiety attack and she just had to sit on the ground at a theme park and get someone to document it for the gram.


Suddenly can’t stand people approaching her. Contradicted by going to theme parks 7 days a week.


Butterbeer is liquid sugar, the perfect thing for both handler’s diabetes and dog’s health.


Wow a lot of people are flashing cameras in this girl's face all of a sudden. Possibly trying to pass as blind with a guide dog. If It was one-off I'd not mention it but she does it a few times.


Still haven’t found anything wrong with her. lol.


The only way to go from here is UP!

And on that note we leave Sydney for now because of the comedic value inherent in that last post. I’m sure you’re all thinking she’s going to have a complete 180 from here and everything will start coming up Sydney. Oh boy, are you going to be surprised!

edits; grammar, dropped pics, etc

 

[Aunt Carol]

So I asked people who have or know a lot about diabetes about this blood sugar reading because it seemed kind of high to me especially when she claims to be fasted overnight but I have really little frame of reference here. Turns out this is like “please report to ER so they can figure out how you are not comatose yet” high. People i asked agreed there is no way this was a true reading. Either she forgot to wash her hands and it’s picking up sugar that was on her skin, the strips were old or exposed to something that ruined them, or she intentionally made it ridiculously high by putting sugar in the sample. I’m going with the latter since she is desperate for anything that will prove she’s really for realzies sick youse guize and deliberately tampering with her sample but failing so, so hard at it is on brand.
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A week after this, posts about how she’s naughty naughty eating candy. This is very weird to me, since most of these girls want to claim they have things like gastroparesis that make them seem like delicate porcelain dolls who take no food through a cruel act of god and might wither away. Sydney’s like “I’m a fat noncompliant t2 diabetic shoving candy in my eat-hole, feel bad for me”. Risky gambit you but do you, I guess.

If you talk to compliant, competent diabetics, a CBG of 553 is completely unthinkable. If you're used to being in reasonable control, going north of 200 feels increasingly like wet shit in your mouth.

There are people out there who will tell you, very confidently, that their blood sugar is "always" 300; don't worry! That's just them! Someone who's used to a constant high BG will feel symptomatically hypoglycemic at a normal BG, and want to treat a "low" of 150. These are the people who turn up at EDs with a UTI who are discovered to incidentally have a BG over 700. (They all eventually decompensate, but there are some extremely hot messes just walking around in public, waiting for that final straw to break them, or that routine labwork to collapse the waveform.)

The range on a OneTouch glucometer is 20-600mg/dL; beyond that it'll read LO or HI. I agree that 553 is a suspicious fasting result, but this lady admits to eating cotton candy, so it could be legit. (Or the "fasting" could be the lie.)

This is a time to wash hands, recheck, and check the strips. Someone living fast and loose should probably have ketone strips, too, even DM2. The dog photography could have happened any time; the meter could be displaying from memory and the time/date is cut off.

She seems like a better candidate for a CGM than a service dog; more precise audio alerts for lows and highs, and it'll generate documentation of her BG all day, every day, for her team to help her troubleshoot. If she's truly hitting 500mg/dL from dawn phenomenon alone, she should be pursuing a continuous glucose monitor.

We make foot jokes, but fuck around long enough and you lose your eyes and kidneys. Dialysis isn't kawaii.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

How the actual fuck do these jobless munchies afford to go to theme parks 24/7? Passes to all these places are reasonable, I guess (Disney is pricier than the others, but apparently doable for a lot of people, not me, though lol) but how do they get them if they don't have jobs?

And it must be annoying AF to be a Disney character and have to deal with screeching munchies pushing little kids out of the way so their dogs can get their picture taken with Cinderella or Tigger.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

How the actual fuck do these jobless munchies afford to go to theme parks 24/7? Passes to all these places are reasonable, I guess (Disney is pricier than the others, but apparently doable for a lot of people, not me, though lol) but how do they get them if they don't have jobs?

And it must be annoying AF to be a Disney character and have to deal with screeching munchies pushing little kids out of the way so their dogs can get their picture taken with Cinderella or Tigger.

Most cases their parents or spouses pay for the passes. I suspect Megans parents give her money to stay in florida and thus way the fuck away from them (seen this happen with other middle class BPD adults, no one wants to fucking deal with them and their parents will pay their rent if it means they don't have to live with them anymore). Others commit different forms of disability fraud by taking payments for training dogs for other munchies and not reporting it as income. Most of the ones who work, work for the parks and therefore get in for free on their days off.

Almost all of them have the lowest-tier passes and are blacked out for all of the summer and most of the holidays. You can see them crying about how they can't go to disney for eight whole weeks because of blackouts lol.

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

How the actual fuck do these jobless munchies afford to go to theme parks 24/7? Passes to all these places are reasonable, I guess (Disney is pricier than the others, but apparently doable for a lot of people, not me, though lol) but how do they get them if they don't have jobs?

And it must be annoying AF to be a Disney character and have to deal with screeching munchies pushing little kids out of the way so their dogs can get their picture taken with Cinderella or Tigger.

Florida residents can get a resident ticket, which is discounted.