DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

'ate detractahs
'ate paid shillz
'ate nintendouh
'ate kojimer
'ate that wog tevin (not racist just don't like 'im)

luv khantributions
luv me horse missus
luv me son jasper
luv fast food
luv WWE Champions

simple as

Surprised he hasn't talked about moving to the UK, what with the free healthcare. Although just wait until he finds out about having to wait weeks just to get a phone appointment with your GP.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Piggy woke up today

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The fact they raised $50 is amazing. Hey, Phil, know what else raised $50? Your tips goal, dickhead.

It's a fucking video mapping of a projection, dear lord...

Lol to both. Phil will still try to rationalize the $50 increase to his tips goal. He is such a complainy bitch and does zero research or put any thought into what he tweets. With the way things are going with the chip shortage and plus get a spiff new screen I can atleast understand the price...don't want a switch, but not going to get retarded like Phil. I love that he tries to insert himself in Twitter conversations and the only people that respond are "trolls".

Edit: I watched one of @Piece of Peace videos that was posted in the detractor content thread. It was very good....informative, edited well, and he doesn't sound like a special person. Well done sir.

Edit: spelling

 

[David Davidson]

New fundraising scam just dropped

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

New fundraising scam just dropped
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Youse guys wanted me to play computer games and now I will be able to. It's on my amazon wishlist or you can contact me behind the scenes to give me the tracking number so when it arrives those elaphants don't get to it first.

Edit: this guy is too much for crying poor lol

 

[Sender]

"or if this price point is a good one (they have two higher end models as well)"

Your problem, piggy. Now that you're saving money with GamePass, you're golden to go.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Piggy woke up today

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you know with all the recent people getting upset phil got an xbox and he makes more than he should doing the bare minimum. this is a daily reminder that no matter how much it makes by draining money out of it's fanboys who are happily bled dry (thats the phrase you're looking for mr valedictorian) because they are gullible and stupid, phil is a miserable lonely, desperate, pathetic person.

He literally has no friends, family thats pretty much given up on him, a cat that he fears, a wife thats just a better grifter than he is just using him while preying on his fear of being alone like when Leanna left. So he makes tweets like these and rants on his stream cause it's his safe space free from reality and critism. So what he makes bank, so what he has an xbox, he's going to be miserable for the rest of his life.

EDIT: and BTW phil, no one actually praised nintendo for the OLED switch, but hey have fun playing a cheap cash in remake of the worst entry in the zelda series outside of the CDI.

 

[Fill Bern El]

New fundraising scam just dropped
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DSP will kill over before upgrading a single part of his PC.

 

[Mature Adult]

Edit:

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

DSP will kill over before upgrading a single part of his PC.

But dood he can't keel over because this is like a handheld that plays computers games, sound good? okay

edit: wanted to put tons on semantics in there but lazy today. spelling

 

[Oog]

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[JimiHendrix]

New fundraising scam just dropped
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"being that i'm not a PC guy"

weird. could of sworn fat boy has spoken, in length, about assembling PCs, hosting wild LAN parties, sucking off bill gates.

guess it was just one of my many wild fever dreams,

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why the fuck does DSP care about Valve’s latest overpriced experimental hardware that will stop being manufactured in 4 months? He MUST have a surplus of cash right now.

 

[Very Honest Content]

@Piece of Peace , "Ian Brandon Anderson" is a troll donation identity you should mark on the donation document.

 

[Super Dent Head]

New fundraising scam just dropped
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Didn't know about this, will need to keep my eye on it. Thank you.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

"being that i'm not a PC guy"

weird. could of sworn fat boy has spoken, in length, about assembling PCs, hosting wild LAN parties, sucking off bill gates.

guess it was just one of my many wild fever dreams,

Dood he was like a master builder in the early 200's. You gotta believe Dave dood.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Dood he was like a master builder in the early 200's. You gotta believe Dave dood.

from master builder to masturbator.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

New fundraising scam just dropped
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Getting a new PC was one of the improvements he promised while making bank off the Vest Streak
Anyone remember that? When getting $200 a day was considered ridiculous and enough to propel Phil's streaming to new heights? Now $400 a day is barely enough for him to make ends meet. He's too poor to get a new PC man, that's why it would be great if SOMEBODY gifted Phil a new console...$12k a month just isn't enough for his business, oh and don't ask where that $5k in business expenses a month goes!

 

[JimiHendrix]

Getting a new PC was one of the improvements he promised while making bank off the Vest Streak
Anyone remember that? When getting $200 a day was considered ridiculous and enough to propel Phil's streaming to new heights? Now $400 a day is barely enough for him to make ends meet. He's too poor to get a new PC man, that's why it would be great if SOMEBODY gifted Phil a new console...$12k a month just isn't enough for his business, oh and don't ask where that $5k in business expenses a month goes!

if GPU prices weren't inflated right now, phil could get a PC equiv to mine in 2 days and play anything on the market at high-ultra settings.

but since GPU prices are inflated, it'd take him 3 days instead of 2, so I guess it's just impossible.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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He can't use a forke! What the hell is this?

It's the blinds from his window. Here's the video this is from:

Right in the beginning you can see him in the reflection of the window aggressively t-posing and swaying like a 16th century Spanish war galleon caught in a bad storm.

I thought the profile pic @Comma uses is about...I don't know...some random footage from a random dude in a jail cell. But no! It's Phil. He doxed his t-posing with a fucking window!

This "man" or rather faggot-to-pig-trans is unreal. Comedy gold! His life is a joke, literally.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave once again stressing "I DID NOT BUY THE XBAWX".

Talks about how he needs money to make ends meet right after talking about spending the day eating out and getting his haircut.