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It's fine. Let him have his next scam. He can't even handle basic console setups. Basically, he should never use a PC without supervision. This motherfucker would click on every advertisement until some street shitter from India, named Sam, would offer him help to fix his cumpooter.
 
I keep popping in and out of his prestream and it's just him reading his twitter feed just adding more stuff he made up and clearly doesn't know about like the STREAM deck and there's absolutely no way possible ever to ever play PC games mobily or on your TV until the Valve Stream Deck.
 
i can think of nothing more Phil like than for him to spend hundreds of dollars to play PC games without any of the benefits of playing PC games.

from what I understand of Steam Deck it's just "here's our PC games, with out control over the graphics, or mods"
 
He's baiting the Steam Deck by saying that PC gaming's setback is that it isn't portable. Like, dude, stop. It's enough.
It's really dumb he's even bringing that up considering it's a non-factor for him. How many times does he use the Switch undocked? He always streams from the same room anyway.
The only thing that's really going to change for him is that he'll have another expensive piece of tech that, for the most part, plays games he already is capable of playing. Unless he truly steps outside his comfort zone and starts playing mouse + keyboard games on his TV (which I doubt) then it's just going to be another useless feature.
 
He can have exactly the same setup and experience he has now with consoles. All he needs to do is connect his PC to his TV. He has Xbox controllers coming out his ears that are perfectly compatible with the lemon and he already has a wireless keyboard. He needs a mouse. That’s literally fucking it. Anyone who thinks Phil can’t manage this with ten minutes’ time has never looked at the back of a PC made in the last ten years. A five year old could set him up.

This is the new normal, by the way. If any piece of shiny tat that catches his eye could be construed as “enhancing his streaming career”, this is what will happen. Phil hint-hints and if no one bites it’ll be fundraiser quickly followed by mysterious acquisition. Bet.
 
It's fine. Let him have his next scam. He can't even handle basic console setups. Basically, he should never use a PC without supervision. This motherfucker would click on every advertisement until some street shitter from India, named Sam, would offer him help to fix his cumpooter.
At least Dave might have a shit ton of itunes cards that can be used for champions. Those people love gift cards, plus they'll only charge him like $400 and leave him alone after looking into his bank account from remote access.
 
I swear to god if he gets that shit instead of a normal pc, im gonna flip out. Thats the LAST thing he needs.
It just seems to me like a portable version of the Steam Link, though, which still needed a PC to connect to and operate.
 
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Just look at this... He's right, Phil won't EVER try to figure out Linux, but you just admit that he's a lazy cunt, and STILL you give him thousands of dollars... Just... Fuck off.

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The SteamDeck is pretty cool all things considered, that it will probably have access to Gamepass and emulators considering it's OS is just a standard PC OS. Phil wanting or needing one is retarded though because it's not like he leaves the house, he could spend that $400+ on a half decent PC rig and do the same shit but idiot consoomer gonna consoom.
 
The SteamDeck is pretty cool all things considered, that it will probably have access to Gamepass and emulators considering it's OS is just a standard PC OS. Phil wanting or needing one is retarded though because it's not like he leaves the house, he could spend that $400+ on a half decent PC rig and do the same shit but idiot consoomer gonna consoom.
But he really needs that money to pay more Hogans- I mean, bills, right?
Also that shit looks pretty unconfortable to use, but perfect for retards that can't into PC gaming and are too spergy and isolated from the rest of the world to get help from someone.
 
But he really needs that money to pay more Hogans- I mean, bills, right?
Also that shit looks pretty unconfortable to use, but perfect for retards that can't into PC gaming and are too spergy and isolated from the rest of the world to get help from someone.
It's not his money he's spending so he probably doesn't feel it, it's not like he earned any of it.
 
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