April's "there you are" at the beginning of the video is the stuff of nightmares, I swear. I'm not sure what's the point of this video - she randomly goes like, "here's proof that i'm going into Sprouts with my grocery bags". A lot of the comments seem to be about the outrageous prices there.
Impulse buy tally (those shown anyways) :
- Avocado oil marinade
-Almond butter
-carrot juice immunity shots
Choice quotes : "i feel like anything i eat increases the swelling in the heat"
"I love carbonated beverages, I really do" (no way)
She didn't even get the right juices for her husband. And they're doing a meal prep service for him (a thing she also mentioned in her previous video, and that I still don't understand. She's literally a stay-at-home wife. What's so hard about cooking food for the week yourself ?).
That haul is also over a week old since she mentions their "July 4th dinner".
$228 for this haul seems like an insanely high price for groceries that won't last them a week.
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Edit : April also uploaded an episode of her podcast, but it's over 1h long, and I cba. If anyone wants to volunteer as tribute, here it is.
Oh my god, I'm taking one for the team bc I'm sick in bed and April is one of my pet mini cows. Here we GOOOOOOOOO
-The intro is loud as fuck and obnoxious of course. April and her friend Jenna are visible.
-She starts by shilling built bars, claiming she eats them as special treats.
-Oh my god... She's literally asking her friend what she did today



they ran errands. Incredible. She tells us about a show her mom is watching. I regret this decision immensely.
-Her friend's connection is choppy and she's hard to understand.
-April wants two sets of twins or triplets

. she can't even manage two dogs. She wants to have a large family, even if it's adoption.
-She felt bullied by her apple watch because it asked her if she wanted to compete with Jenna via exercise. She probably got butthurt by the Wii Fit back in the day when it weighed her.
-Talks about Spartan Race training, shortly. Guess she's planning to complete a race.
-Inserts a previously recorded interview with Jill, takingweightoff and missgreeneyes on YouTube, talking about abuse and weightloss.
-LOUD AS FUCK TRANSITION
-Guest Jill spergs about moving. She sounds like she's right in Aprils intended audience: basic suburban bitches.
-They go on about how they're super special influencers, and can't understand how people dont give a shit that they're YouTubers .
-April spergs about her husband doing multiple Spartan races in the coming months.
-Asks her guest about her weightloss journey. Her guest looks like a fat hobbit, so I can't imagine how she looked before. Guest claims she didn't have a weight issue, but a self love/confidence issue, and therefore comfort ate. Blames Kate Moss lol. Claims ye olde high school eating disorder and starving herself, before she heard her mom talking shit behind her back and she started binging for comfort. Used diet pills, got panic attacks. She stopped and gained weight, and was with an 'abusive' partner who didn't want her gaining more weight. Then met abusive ex husband, was emotionally and physically abused for 15 years. Got pregnant and comfort ate, and ballooned again. Says she's been yoyo-ing ever since, at least ten years.
-Now out of abusive relationship, learning to love herself and heal from trauma.
-Lol Aprils response to her heart wrenching tale: 'Yeah, that's rough." April relates to how her body image ruins her self worth.
-Asks for self worth tips and tricks. Guest suggests speaking nicely to herself.
-April has them green screened against a low budget, plain white background and they look like south park cut outs.
-Guest says that other peoples' narratives are not the truth, don't accept validation from others. That's what she did in her abusive marriage.
-Guest claims it's all about loving yourself, but can't wait to shop at straight sized stores lol. Is triggered by others talking about her weightloss despite having a weightloss YouTube channel.
-April spergs about guests makeup and clothes, asks how fashion affects her weightloss journey. So fucking vapid.
-Guest claims herself a fashionista. Hated that she can't feel cute while fat. Is veering towards FA talk.
-She had to wear sweatpants and big shirts while pregnant, the horror. Was so bloated after her hysterectomy, hated that she didn't feel cute. Tries to look good for HERSELF, no one else. Very typical independent woman sperging.
-April is too stupid to relate to the low tier, super accessable interests of the guest, but desperately wants to. Says she loves 'pretty things'.
-Guest claims highest weight was 324. She looooooves dancing and couldn't dance while fat. Everything hurt and she lost mobility, despite being super flexible.
-Guest wants to lose weight so she has mobility, comfort, and access to cute fashion. Claims that people just don't want to put the effort into making cute plus sized clothes. April is inspired by her passion for makeup and clothes. Guest thinks Fashion Nova and Shien are high fashion lol.
-Guest wants to walk comfortably amongst the commonfolk again. Acts as though she can barely walk now, talks about walking like an Olympic sport. Acknowledges that exercise helps with anxiety and depression. Claims diagnosis with binge eating and needs the active distraction.
-Was agoraphobic and was afraid to walk too far from her house or car, as of March or February this year. Started doing small walks away from her comfort zones and had a revelation.
-Guest will get better for her kids, too. Lowest priority is her kids lol. Had to watch her kids use a paddle boat without her bc of weight limits and she wanted to cry. Wants to fit in a roller coaster.
-Guest is obviously trying harder and dedicating more to their weightloss than April has even imagined. Feels like April is getting very inspired and learning a lot for this entry level interaction. The guest is moving to North Carolina as well, so April really wants to hang out. April describes her fat fear of roller coasters.
-Guests child is afraid that if her mom loses weight she will change too much. Guest says child doesn't want her mom to date again.
-Guest claims that because she was hurt by men in the past, she thinks that she was subconsciously protecting herself by staying fat, despite going into detail about her lifelong yoyo-ing diet and weightloss journey.
-Guest is afraid of elevators, balconies, and airplanes bc of her weight.
-Guest decided to lose weight for good after getting partial hysterectomy for cancer in late 2020. Started recording herself doing a 90 day challenge, felt successful, started posting it to YouTube. Had a weightloss channel in the past that used to trigger her into binging when she was bullied by less than supportive comments, but has found the courage to try again. She lives on that block and delete button, and April praises her. Thinks it's healthy that guest won't even read criticism.
-They NEED their weightloss channels to be accountable. Mean people are SO MEAN that she cant even focus on all the praise she gets too. Overall, guest loves being online for the sweet sweet validation and attention. April encourages everyone to share their bullshit online.
-Guest did 75 Hard workout, in 90 days, in 30 day increments??? Walked up and down stairs for 5 minutes. Tried a 10 minute Chloe Ting arm workout. Found 75 Hard on TikTok.
-April loves and hates 75 Hard. She had to push herself.
-April randomly brings up her love for Britney Spears, and asks guest about her Britney 'Slave for You' dance video she did for 75 Hard. Guest obsesses over Britney's body. Shes still learning the dance. Can't wait to lose the weight so she looks better doing the dance.
-April totally loves dancing too, and took hip hop dancing classes.
-So much stereotypical vapid airhead chatting my god
-Guest is motivated in life by wanting more and better things for herself. She spent 15 years married to an abuser, and wants to make up for time lost to that relationship. She helps/wants to help other women to realize their worth and potential. Kind of touches on generational trauma, but this really reads as an after school special on abuse. She knows she has a really good, inspiring story and has conquered an abusive man ALONE as a SINGLE MOM on YOUTUBE.
-Guest drops a bomb and says you have to be consistent for things to work.
-April and Guest urge abused listeners to get help and call a hotline.
-Guest was able to finally get out of her relationship after trying therapy and her therapist called her husband a narcissist. She started talking to other women online who were in relationships with narcs. She was willing to lower her expectations for her standard of living in order to get away from him. Worked full time and did YouTube. She managed all their finances. Took the money from tax refunds for herself, for a townhome. Paid off her car before she left. Is aware that there are shelters and job resources for other people.
-Only took 6-7 months in therapy to get herself independent and ready to leave. April has the wherewithal to acknowledge male abuse victims.
-April admits she's not entrepreneurial at all. Asks guest for advice since guest is now just a YouTube star and doesn't need a normal job. Guest always knew she was special and different, even as a child. Guest always worked very hard and was the best at everything she did. Guest describes working at a grocery store. Guest went to college to become a secretary. She hated it, down with the corporate man. She couldn't even play solitaire on her computer!!! She was laid off. She got into accounting next. She's a gen x with delusions of glamour, so she moved to Atlanta to pursue fashion. She had babies and worked from home instead, telemarketing. Shes been GRINDING out YouTube content since 2011. Is confident she still has accounting to fall back on. She will not be micromanaged! She can't understand having to take scheduled breaks and not doing whatever she wants all the time. She's an inspiration for following her dreams and heart and winning at life.
-She thinks she's a hero and a leader and will lead the abused masses to freedom. As someone who has experienced abuse, she annoys the shit out of me and I wouldn't trust her if my life depended on it.
-April has little to no structure for this interview and falters to lead the discussion.
-April was so effective and excellent at her job but it didn't matter because she was laid off anyway. She thought her job was so stable and she'd never need a fallback. She only trusts herself now and channeling her incredible work ethic towards YouTube.
-Guest spergs about being a single working mom woman. Guest hated paying for daycare when she could watch her own kids while being on YouTube all day! She just kept grinding and sacrificing!!! She's already moved out of the townhouse and into a bigger place. She's moving to NC soon. Bootstraps!!!!!
-Life is so beautiful and she can do what she loves from anywhere in the world with no boss and it's all because she believed in herself!!
-Please shoot me.
-Oh god finally wrapping up. Guest plugs social media handles.
-April covertly asks for help with restarting her weightloss journey lol. Guest recommends everyone needs therapy for everything, and self help books. April really should try a therapist though. April is so motivated!!! They jerk each other off and can't wait to be bfffffls.
-April plugs her own podcast site and asks for recommendations.
I will never do this again holy shit.