Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[BSV]

I am pleasantly surprised by the return of Self Aware Bryan in this one. Whether or not he has learned the secret of Calm Down, LOL remains to be seen

He wasn't as Neurotic today as he was last time. Maybe he had taken some Brain medicine. He obviously isn't out running errands on a sunday morning in his tard handlers Kia Rio though. It's obvious that she have told him that sperging on the internet about Ralph and Internet drama is not ok. So "running some errands" obvuously means getting out of the house ranting about drama for an hour. The reason he is not doing that more is because he is not allowed to. So he have to sneak out in the car to not upset the boss.

 

[FujiWuji]

The last thing you see before you die:

 

[GuntN7]

It's obvious that she have told him that sperging on the internet about Ralph and Internet drama is not ok. So "running some errands" obvuously means getting out of the house ranting about drama for an hour. The reason he is not doing that more is because he is not allowed to. So he have to sneak out in the car to not upset the boss.

You know what, this is a good thing. He is scared of being an a-log, which this is good. Ralph and Jarbo had a "I will knock you into a coma" moment with PPP and gator. They could use whatever outline coma is taking and/or doing.

Hot Take Episode 1

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So "running some errands" obvuously means getting out of the house ranting about drama for an hour.

Imagine running away from your family on Sunday just to film yourself sperging in your car over some petty internet drama for an hour. This is clearly what happily married husbands do.

 

[Barbarus]

You have a fucking family, you have shit work to do, you're always so busy, yet you're willing to get tied up with shit fucking drama for the sakes of your lust for other men. And disrupt the absolute shitfest you have pulled together after "leaving the internet"

What would your new wife think if people were starting to contact her, or your job think if a-lawgs were calling up? Perhaps your daughter when 12 or so years goes by and finds out the shit you've been doing before and after she was born.

You of all the retards of this site had the best out even with how it ended and you are so keen on coming back.

Sort your fucking life out

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

This was probably the only takeaway from his video that he claims @Sriracha (or someone else who goes by this name) and someone else egged him on to do. He calls out @JuanButNotForgotten once again and doubles down that it was people here who "redoxed" him wherever it supposedly occured.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

This was probably the only takeaway from his video that he claims @Sriracha (or someone else who goes by this name) and someone else egged him on to do. He calls out @JuanButNotForgotten once again and doubles down that it was people here who "redoxed" him wherever it supposedly occured.
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Thank you so much for that, best laugh I've had since trannies trying to #CancelKiwiFarms. I really hope Bryan calls "internet career" his history of losing spaghetti on the internet in an ironic way, but yeah, optimistic, I know. Also, turns out I was on some IBS livestream and I am Vidar's friend. Funny that I live rent free in the head of a guy, who "left KiwiFarms over a year ago".

Also, Bryan, it's the wrong way to cry about KF. You should email Null, promise all your savings of 1200 dollars, then that you will suck his dick and when he declines, threat him with a suicide. Then use your Twitter sock to claim "I was in a call with Bryan and he hanged himself while listening to Rhythm of the night, he was murdered by Joshua Moon". That will do.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

He pretty much challenged you to ibs there. Would you take the offer?

 

[Sriracha]

This was probably the only takeaway from his video that he claims @Sriracha (or someone else who goes by this name) and someone else egged him on to do. He calls out @JuanButNotForgotten once again and doubles down that it was people here who "redoxed" him wherever it supposedly occured.
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Thanks for clipping it, Gator. I appreciate it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He pretty much challenged you to ibs there. Would you take the offer?

I can't qualify for IBS, since I am straight.

 

[instythot]

Imagine running away from your family on Sunday just to film yourself sperging in your car over some petty internet drama for an hour. This is clearly what happily married husbands do.

You have a fucking family, you have shit work to do, you're always so busy, yet you're willing to get tied up with shit fucking drama for the sakes of your lust for other men. And disrupt the absolute shitfest you have pulled together after "leaving the internet"

What would your new wife think if people were starting to contact her, or your job think if a-lawgs were calling up? Perhaps your daughter when 12 or so years goes by and finds out the shit you've been doing before and after she was born.

You of all the retards of this site had the best out even with how it ended and you are so keen on coming back.

Sort your fucking life out

As much as I like to call Bryan fat and gay, he probably just needs a break from the stress of having a young kid now and again and we're getting new content out of it. If he wants to use that hour on Sunday where he's probably supposed to be picking up something for the family to call Ethan Ralph a fag for randoms on the internet relatively calmly compared to how he's done it in the past, it's not really the worst thing he's done. Yes, he said he quit and yes he's back, but deep down we all know Bryan's always going to be back

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

it's not really the worst thing he's done

It's a throwback to times when he sperged at DSP about his "wife". I will laugh my ass off if turns out that his wife left him and he kept filming those just so internet randoms wouldn't think that she is gone.

 

[instythot]

It's a throwback to times when he sperged at DSP about his "wife". I will laugh my ass off if turns out that his wife left him and he kept filming those just so internet randoms wouldn't think that she is gone.

We'll find out soon enough. I hope we get some regular Sunday morning Hot Takes to discuss throughout the week. I'm surprised nobody's touched on the newly disclosed avoidance of baldness. Did our ribbing over the wedding picture get under his skin? Maybe Bryan's growing out of his youthful ways - a true King of /pol/ would be a proud skinhead if he started going a bit thin up top

I can't qualify for IBS, since I am straight.

You really should take him up on it. If you promise to talk with a lisp, would that make you gay enough to make it an even match?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

We'll find out soon enough. I hope we get some regular Sunday morning Hot Takes to discuss throughout the week. I'm surprised nobody's touched on the newly disclosed avoidance of baldness. Did our ribbing over the wedding picture get under his skin? Maybe Bryan's growing out of his youthful ways - a true King of /pol/ would be a proud skinhead if he started going a bit thin up top

Trying to hide receding hairline is one thing, but it looks like Bryan is trying to look like this fella.

You really should take him up on it.

IBS are dead. I'd prefer them to stay that way.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

This was probably the only takeaway from his video that he claims @Sriracha (or someone else who goes by this name) and someone else egged him on to do. He calls out @JuanButNotForgotten once again and doubles down that it was people here who "redoxed" him wherever it supposedly occured.
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Gator if you wanna try to call somebody out at least try to link the relevant clip. I know your busy hiding from Eli but get it together my dude.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Matt is salivating at the thought of this thread, which hasn't even been updated in two weeks, being yeeted from the internet.

And to think he and Null were such good buddies during the first corn harvest.
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Seeing that soy filled bitch is excited at the prospect of Farms going down, I wonder if Bryan feels the same way, since he too was ready to gobble on Null's cock during Gunt's sex tape saga, despite his demonstrative hatred prior to this.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Imagine running away from your family on Sunday just to film yourself sperging in your car over some petty internet drama for an hour. This is clearly what happily married husbands do.

Bryan won't be content until he can fulfill his lifelong fantasy and keep Danny tied up in the basement for shaved shoulders manly abuse whenever the right kind of gay tide rises

 

[instythot]

Seeing that soy filled bitch is excited at the prospect of Farms going down, I wonder if Bryan feels the same way, since he too was ready to gobble on Null's cock during Gunt's sex tape saga, despite his demonstrative hatred prior to this.

It was striking just how polite Josh was during that stream. Really makes you think about how frayed his last nerve was before handing down the initial set of bans

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Bryan streaming again.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[instythot]

Bryan streaming again.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

Self aware Bry Bry is still here several days later!

Early observations:

• Bryan has listened to and retained much of the heartfelt advice this thread has provided. Thanks for remembering Bryan, we tell you because we care!
• Our detective now sounds closer to annoyed than seething about Juan and congratulates him for more accurate lore record keeping than Ethan Ralph provided but still takes issue with a lot of the accuracy. Come correct the OP or send your notes through a proxy if you don't care to post here yourself at this time, Bryan
• Unintentional hilarity: Immediately after ripping into Randbot a bit, Bryan yells to (rather than the authentic Australian at) his wife off camera
• Bryan is drinking water out of the sort of jug truckers use as a piss jug, and is at his gaming station. One has to wonder if a terrible mixup has ever occurred