Snoopy has died

[Hogar Grupal]

'...a tall dog guy.'

Fuck you, Chris. (Rate me MOTI all that you like. Spouting merge shit and dragging his recently-deceased and presumably beloved pet into it is a dick move by any standards.)

After Patti (and Bob), I'm not surprised.

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According to this, the leg injury happened after he was adopted, not before, with no mention otherwise. No mention of taking him to the vet after this happened either. Chris also admits he was too damn lazy to walk the dogs.

Also he probably needed the neighbors' help because the dog was too damn big and Chris too weak to lift it.

With those twigs he calls "legs", of course it would be a chore. According to Chris, fixing the AC was far more easier.

After looking at some house videos, 14 BLC stairs aren't that long. Chris is lazy. I'm betting the dogs were enclosed in the upper floor. Even Chris knew not to let them down his lair cause he knew they weren't trained and was more concerned about his plastic and crayoned paper being chewed and pissed on.

 

[Liber Pater]

+1 to the Chandler's animal body count

 

[Buck Mullet]

I'm at a loss for words when it comes to the neighbor's participation in all of this, and how awkward that must have been. Snoopy was a medium sized dog. Why did the neighbor assist in virtually every aspect of the burial?

Probably because they realized that if they didn't help Chris would either do the bare minimum of digging and they'd have a dog corpse half in the ground rotting away next door, or the autism would cause him to dig until he hit a gas line.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He died as an obese, unkept mess, and spent his final days in a Hell of a home. You deserved better, Snoopy.

At least Snoopy did what Chris could not: Foresee that future.

 

[Doubledeckercheese]

Poor pupper, so what's the death toll at?

That depends; if you mean pets who've died entirely due to the Chandlers' negligence, then the current toll is three (Scamper, Sorbet, and Snoopy).

It pisses me off to think that another puppy might be adopted by them soon in order to take Snoopy's place, who without a doubt would live a similarly short and gruesome life.

 

[Photo of a Road]

NUMBERS of PAIRS of dirty, crapped pets

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That depends; if you mean pets who've died entirely due to the Chandlers' negligence, then the current toll is three (Scamper, Sorbet, and Snoopy).

It pisses me off to think that another puppy might be adopted by them soon in order to take Snoopy's place, who without a doubt would live a similarly short and gruesome life.

I hope not. And if those enablers even think of helping out with that, they really need to take a look at the CWCki.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

In honour of Snoopy's passing Chris will piss on the floor and try to recreate a girl shaped piss puddle.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Coincidentally my dog also passed away this morning.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

In honour of Snoopy's passing Chris will piss on the floor and try to recreate a girl shaped piss puddle.

In the corner of his room, most likely...

 

[.moe]

That depends; if you mean pets who've died entirely due to the Chandlers' negligence, then the current toll is three (Scamper, Sorbet, and Snoopy).

It pisses me off to think that another puppy might be adopted by them soon in order to take Snoopy's place, who without a doubt would live a similarly short and gruesome life.

Cats also,

 

[Holiday Special]

Is Lucy the cat still alive? She would be old as hell and science should study her genes to see how she lived in the Hoard so long.

I feel for Snoopy. He lived in a hell that he never asked for. I hope to God that Chris isn't allowed to get another pet.

 

[TaterBot]

Kinda feel bad for Clover. Dog will miss his lifelong companion.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I know in some states where dog fighting has been prevalent the shelters are very hyper focused on vetting people adopting dogs. This includes a full interview and background check plus a home inspection and introduction to any other pets. A waiting period to buy a gun (in the states that require it) is less time that being vetted for dog adoption. I don't know if VA is like that at all. If it is then I don't think Babs and Chris will qualify. They might be limited to purchasing from a breeder or hoping that they'll run in to some kids with a box of free puppies outside of Walmart. The cost of animals has skyrocketed along with everything else and I don't think there's enough of the Tug to spare for animal slavery right now. Then again, Chris could just kidnap another dog like he did with one of the cats he obtained.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Of course Chris would shove some stupid merge mystical bullshit into the simple death of a dog. I know it's not surprising, but it is depressing nonetheless.

At least there are neighbors who were willing to drag out the corpse of an overfed dog. They might come in handy soon for something else.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I hope to God that Chris isn't allowed to get another pet.

Just like pizza deliveries, shelters might be aware of Chris and put him on the "no adopt " list. How can someone become so infamous that they're pretty much banned from every establishment like Chris. Like man, I know he's an entitled asshole, but damn, if he's banned from adopting animals, then you have to straighten out your life.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Okay... I am actually PISSED right now. How were these poor dogs not taken away from Barbara and Chris much sooner? You can tell from the pictures that they NEVER lived a good life (they got grey hairs at an early age and morbidly obese). RIP to Snoopy and I feel bad for Clover.

 

[TheRedBaron]

Now with Snoopy gone I am free to continue running up my score! time to go above 80

jokes about songs from the 60's aside RIP to Snoopy, no creature deserves the kind of life that house would provide

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Chris gave Snoopy the junk (condensed soup).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, RIP Snoopy, a good dog that lived in the worst of homes. At least for him the suffering is finally over.

At first I thought he meant a barbie toy bed or something. But...is it actually a cutsie name for his mom? How long as he called her that? That's...yeah, chills up the spine.

Snoopy died because she got too close to Barb. She was going for help.