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arrivefriday said:
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Couldn't be bothered to find a pic with more droop so this will have to suffice.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
phil just said

"how many PC exclusive games are there that I can not currently play on my console?"

a-all of them? what the fuck?
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This is a retarded question even when it’s stated correctly and not butchered by Phil. I assume he was saying something like how many pc exclusives there are. Of course, being the cog that he is, Phil only lives in AAA land, he buys every ass creed game, he buys triple a new releases for day one views, and he buys new consoles to continue to buy into the scam instead of looking for indie games on steam, because he needs that mainstream clout to remain relevant and get more views.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
My bet is 100% on health problems, and I'll even raise that to multiple health problems between the way he never gets exercise, the way he eats, the lack of sun, and his drinking something is bound to be brewing on the horizon. Also I'm going to put a little side bet on his back going bad at some point due to his :gamerface: lean. It will be hilarious when the man who faked a back injury for years actually has to deal with real back problems.
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As someone who drank a fuck ton of alcohol like an idiot and went cold turkey. Phil's liver is highly fucked.

I was watching Orlando vacation vlogs last night and he had a whole bottle of Gin even in the 2016 seattle vlog.

I did some research and if Phil really is slamming the sauce as we think he is its no wonder his teeth hurt.

I guarantee the Gin Phil's been drinking all these years have eroded his teeth enamel and once its gone there is no getting that back.

Not only that I bet his body has now valued Gin as something of the norm and expects it around the same time. If Phil were even to go a night without drinking - not only would it be fatal hed probably have massive tremors
 
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ProvenWrong said:
As someone who drank a fuck ton of alcohol like an idiot and went cold turkey. Phil's liver is highly fucked.

I was watching Orlando vacation vlogs last night and he had a whole bottle of Gin even in the 2016 seattle vlog.

I did some research and if Phil really is slamming the sauce as we think he is its no wonder his teeth hurt.

I guarantee the Gin Phil's been drinking all these years have eroded his teeth enamel and once its gone there is no getting that back.

Not only that I bet his body has now valued Gin as something of the norm and expects it around the same time. If Phil were even to go a night without drinking - not only would it be fatal hed probably have massive tremors
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I know as far back as some of his 2012 condo tour vlogs, he had a liquor cabinet and said he occasionally drank to help relieve his back pain. It's hard to say when his drinking started going overboard, but Phil has obvious issues with self-control.
 
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Comma said:
Massive unrecorded begging segment:

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C'mon doods, $50 an hour isn't enough. He needs your help just this last week, guys! He'll be fine once he gets paid by Youtube, I swear! His success will carry him after that, and everything will be back to normal! C'mon, just this week. It's only one week, you guys.
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This man has had the same motherfucking 4 bills since the fundraiser. He said 2 utilities, the mortgage, the back taxes. Does every time he pay a bill a new one shows up or has he been needing $400 everyday just to save for them? The fuck
 
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Fill Bern El said:
This man has had the same motherfucking 4 bills since the fundraiser. He said 2 utilities, the mortgage, the back taxes. Does every time he pay a bill a new one shows up or has he been needing $400 everyday just to save for them? The fuck
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DSP is the only man who got more bill's after going bankrupt.

I'm still trying to figure that one out. (Not really)
 
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Fill Bern El said:
This man has had the same motherfucking 4 bills since the fundraiser. He said 2 utilities, the mortgage, the back taxes. Does every time he pay a bill a new one shows up or has he been needing $400 everyday just to save for them? The fuck
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"Aright, let's get this idiot out of here, asking stoppid idiot troll questions, what a dunce, huhuh".
 
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Apologies if this has already been discussed, but I’ve been thinking about Phil saying that Kat is the one with the Disney+ subscription in one of his streams a few days ago.

One of the main selling points of Disney+ is that you can watch most of the MCU films as well as new content related to it so regardless of your main preferences, you’re bound to get MCU content recommended to you each time you use it.

Why am I bringing this up? Phil once said that his soulmaid wife has a ‘negative association’ with those films because apparently her ex forced her to watch MCU movies.


Should be around the 33:10 mark if it doesn’t work
So my question is: if she was supposedly so traumatized by her former ex, why would she willingly pay for something that’d constantly reminder her of said “trauma”?!

Tl;dr: Phil can’t keep his lies straight and claims his wife pays for a streaming service she’d unlikely use if his words about her previous relationship were even true to begin with.
FunkyFlashman said:
The legendary Jim Cornette cuts a promo on ol Philly B, the best of the Cameo burns by far.

https://youtu.be/IRT1kLrUNNQ
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Now this is the Cameo I’ve always wanted to hear. Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve peaked.
 
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FunkyFlashman said:
The legendary Jim Cornette cuts a promo on ol Philly B, the best of the Cameo burns by far.

https://youtu.be/IRT1kLrUNNQ
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I honestly can't stand Cornette (his autistic determination to make fans continue believing that pro wrestling was real reached the point that he wasted the time of EMTs and doctors just to pretend that a wrestler actually beat him up in the ring), but Phil now has to go through the agonizing mental process of declaring that Cornette is dead to him, and retroactively deciding that everything he's ever done for the wrestling business was bad because he's a negative toxic shithead. Is there any chance that Vince Russo also does these cameos?

"Bro, it's me Vince Russo here, the legend who created Stone Cold and the Rock and started the attitude era. What's this I hear about you jerking off in front of kids, bro? Seriously bro, really? What's wrong with you, bro?"
 
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FunkyFlashman said:
The legendary Jim Cornette cuts a promo on ol Philly B, the best of the Cameo burns by far.

https://youtu.be/IRT1kLrUNNQ
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This was great. Naturally, it means Phil hates it and Cornette. What's Phil going to do when Cornette gets added to WWE Champions and he inevitably spends enough money to pull him?
 
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Phil just said Kat recommended they just make sandwiches for dinner once or twice a week. It's something easy to clean up after, and easy to make when she's not around. She's totally given up now. Maybe she's so sick of him screwing everything up, and not pulling his weight, that she demoted him to sandwiches.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I wonder if it's the camera / lighting making an optical illusion or something because it's been like that all week and someone would have told him to fix that shit by now. Like even a stranger would mention it.
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DSP shaves every day off. You can tell he shaved it himself because the sides are cleaner while the middle is just terrible. He fucked it up himself lmao
 
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