Snoopy has died

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Pretty sure he didn't fall off a pile of clothes. I think Chris said that he was playing and triggered an avalanche of heavy appliances or some of Barbs random shit (like a folding chair or old microwave) which smashed him in the leg as he stood under it.
That dog wouldn't be the first one injured by Barb's hoarding habits. That fireman got accused of theft to deflect their culpability in that particular issue.
 
Wait, he needed neighbours to help him to dig a small hole in the ground?
 
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fuck man..... pour some fanta cum for the homie snoopy

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Beagles are not for novice/lazy dog owners. Beagles are not only a high-energy breed, but they are also very intelligent. They require a LOT more exercise and mental stimulation than the majority of other breeds, otherwise they become obese and ill-tempered. Chris justifying being a lazy fuck and never walking the dogs because "Snoopy hurt his leg" made me legit angry, because the exercise would have actually HELPED Snoopy's leg injury by building up muscle and burning fat. The fact that Snoopy was so fat definitely contributed to his leg pain and prevented him from recovering fully. Snoopy barely made it to the age of 10, when most Beagles can live to be 13-15 years old with average care, and Beagles that are exceptionally well cared for have been known to live twice as long as Snoopy did. Snoopy lived a short, miserable, boring life because the Chandlers couldn't be fucked to give him even the most basic care. They couldn't even be bothered to feed him cheap-ass, low quality kibble. They fucking fed him soup.

For those who aren't aware of the Chandlers' neglect towards their pets: the dogs were never housebroken. They were allowed to shit and piss all over the house because Chris was too lazy and Babs too old to take them outside to do their business. The dogs were never socialized and would bark, growl, and act aggressively towards anyone other than Chris and Barb. They never took any of their pets for check-ups and vaccinations. They never got any of their pets fixed. The only time they would take their pets to the vet was when they were injured or seriously sick. They rarely ever cleaned the litter boxes for the cats, to the point that the cats would also piss and shit around the house and one time Chris slipped on a pile of cat shit that was on the kitchen floor. The only way Chris and Babs could be worse pet owners would be if they started physically abusing their pets, and there have been some rumors that Chris would hit the dogs.

Normally I can at least feel sympathy for someone when they lose a pet, friend, or family member, even if I really dislike the person. Losing a pet or loved one is always difficult. But I just can't bring myself to feel bad for the Chandlers right now. Not when I've been watching them neglect and mistreat their animals for so many years. I'm a big softy when it comes to animals, especially dogs. I just feel sorrow for the miserable life Snoopy lived and Clover is still living, and genuine relief that Snoopy's suffering is over. I also genuinely feel bad for Clover that her lifelong companion and litter mate/pack member is gone, because she's probably not going to handle it well. I genuinely pray that the Chandlers don't get anymore animals to ease their sorrows, especially no more dogs. I just want the cycle of suffering and neglect to end for their poor pets.
 
Beagles are not for novice/lazy dog owners. Beagles are not only a high-energy breed, but they are also very intelligent. They require a LOT more exercise and mental stimulation than the majority of other breeds, otherwise they become obese and ill-tempered. Chris justifying being a lazy fuck and never walking the dogs because "Snoopy hurt his leg" made me legit angry, because the exercise would have actually HELPED Snoopy's leg injury by building up muscle and burning fat. The fact that Snoopy was so fat definitely contributed to his leg pain and prevented him from recovering fully. Snoopy barely made it to the age of 10, when most Beagles can live to be 13-15 years old with average care, and Beagles that are exceptionally well cared for have been known to live twice as long as Snoopy did. Snoopy lived a short, miserable, boring life because the Chandlers couldn't be fucked to give him even the most basic care. They couldn't even be bothered to feed him cheap-ass, low quality kibble. They fucking fed him soup.

For those who aren't aware of the Chandlers' neglect towards their pets: the dogs were never housebroken. They were allowed to shit and piss all over the house because Chris was too lazy and Babs too old to take them outside to do their business. The dogs were never socialized and would bark, growl, and act aggressively towards anyone other than Chris and Barb. They never took any of their pets for check-ups and vaccinations. They never got any of their pets fixed. The only time they would take their pets to the vet was when they were injured or seriously sick. They rarely ever cleaned the litter boxes for the cats, to the point that the cats would also piss and shit around the house and one time Chris slipped on a pile of cat shit that was on the kitchen floor. The only way Chris and Babs could be worse pet owners would be if they started physically abusing their pets, and there have been some rumors that Chris would hit the dogs.

Normally I can at least feel sympathy for someone when they lose a pet, friend, or family member, even if I really dislike the person. Losing a pet or loved one is always difficult. But I just can't bring myself to feel bad for the Chandlers right now. Not when I've been watching them neglect and mistreat their animals for so many years. I'm a big softy when it comes to animals, especially dogs. I just feel sorrow for the miserable life Snoopy lived and Clover is still living, and genuine relief that Snoopy's suffering is over. I also genuinely feel bad for Clover that her lifelong companion and litter mate/pack member is gone, because she's probably not going to handle it well. I genuinely pray that the Chandlers don't get anymore animals to ease their sorrows, especially no more dogs. I just want the cycle of suffering and neglect to end for their poor pets.

it's just a dog nigga chinese eat them every day
 
I thought the injury was before Chris had him but I could be wrong. I've never been in a criminal case in my life so it's just redditors being upset someone involved with Chris isn't stabbing him to death or something.

Or they're pissed that you aren't fundraising for Chris to get gender reassignment surgery. Or both. It is Reddit, after all.

it's just a dog nigga chinese eat them every day

3edgy5me bro...
 
Or they're pissed that you aren't fundraising for Chris to get gender reassignment surgery. Or both. It is Reddit, after all.



3edgy5me bro...

I don't think that means what you think it means dawg. going "lol i hope chris digs it up in the middle of the night and fucks the dead worthless corpse before he pokes the cats other eye out" is some gay edgy shit. saying a dog is a dog is called a literal basic fact. sorry for your feelings or whatever though

no one is looking for beaglefacts.com
 
Or they're pissed that you aren't fundraising for Chris to get gender reassignment surgery. Or both. It is Reddit, after all.



3edgy5me bro...

Pretty much this - the reddit subs about Chris are filled a-logs, whiteknights and everything in between. Mostly unbearable but sometimes funny when they fight each other.
 
Pretty much this - the reddit subs about Chris are filled a-logs, whiteknights and everything in between. Mostly unbearable but sometimes funny when they fight each other.
It's been pretty established at this point that Chris isn't some wayward tard that got bamboozled by the internet, but a honest to Godbear narcissistic asshole that can barely get pets to love him unless he treats them like Barb treats him.
 
I don't think that means what you think it means dawg. going "lol i hope chris digs it up in the middle of the night and fucks the dead worthless corpse before he pokes the cats other eye out" is some gay edgy shit. saying a dog is a dog is called a literal basic fact. sorry for your feelings or whatever though

no one is looking for beaglefacts.com

LOL sure.
 
Let's just remember that Chris' dogs don't get to be outside getting their much-needed exercise because the fence is busted and they could run away. This has been like this for many, many years while Chris pissed away tugboat after tugboat on plastic trinkets, multiples copies of the same games for every console he has, moon-laser blackmails and horsie conventions.

And you can bet your ass that fence is still broken and rotting away.

You can also guess how much of the 5K Chris just raised it's going to fix the fence and have at least Clover get to enjoy some fresh air.

Fuck, he could at least chain them outside from time to time, but no sir, Chris always had more important matters to attend like filming himself pissing on the floor and having flaccid, disgusting sex with a pillow.

Every time we heard the poor dogs howling their hearts out it was a desperate cry for help, but Chris is and always will be too damn stupid to understand anything, so the only help they got was the hopeless retard angrily shouting back at them for not being satisfied with a life of being indoors shitting on newspapers, getting fat as fuck and having piles of trash collapse on them while they slowly go crazy like his owners.

If anything, I'm actually surprised the poor thing lived almost a decade.

I really feel for the poor dog and the kind of life that was forced to live, but Chris can go get punched in the dick for all I care. He was way more traumatized about breaking his Ps3 or sitting on a cake back in the day than about any of the pets he neglected to death, he's already saying he'll ok in a day, so fuck him.

Wait, he needed neighbours to help him to dig a small hole in the ground?

Did you really expect Chris to get down from the heavens to do physical labor like a lowly commoner? He'd rather have his octogenarian, half-fossilized mother dig the hole than grabbing a shovel.
 
Did you really expect Chris to get down from the heavens to do physical labor like a lowly commoner? He'd rather have his octogenarian, half-fossilized mother dig the hole than grabbing a shovel.
Christine could use a telekinesis, you know. That's not a physical labor when you do it with your mind.
 
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