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Is he actively trying to grift people from the Commonwealth who are ready to believe any and all horror stories about the US' lack of social services? Is he trans-Canadian?

Wedge freaking out in the back of his car because there was a thunderstorm full video. He had to pull over and lay down in the back. I didn't watch the whole thing
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Huh, Deaf people are afraid of thunder. If only he'd brought the earplugs he sleeps in. Because he's Deaf.
 
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Holy shit lmao. Own up, which one of you cunts set this account up?
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They've known this ugly child-abandoning asshole for what, two weeks? This polycule accepts anyone who applies. It's the community college of polycules.
I'm a little confused about that, if this is Kevin's polycule. That would mean Penny gave permission, I assume? Penny is okay with having cucumber in his bed?

Wedge freaking out in the back of his car because there was a thunderstorm full video. He had to pull over and lay down in the back. I didn't watch the whole thing
Lying down for two minutes while completely relaxed isn't making you look more autistic or disabled, Wedge. God, he is such a lazy fake.
 
I'm a little confused about that, if this is Kevin's polycule. That would mean Penny gave permission, I assume? Penny is okay with having cucumber in his bed?

He has his car still so he might be car camping or sleeping on the couch? Idk but at least Jen got a new ass to eat
 
So, in March Wedge got paid assistance for being a part-time hypochondriac who needs help "cooking, bathing and changing clothes", which, we are told, implied he wouldn't be able to take on any donations.

Come July, and:


...so I'm sure the authorities know, right?

They've known this ugly child-abandoning asshole for what, two weeks? This polycule accepts anyone who applies. It's the community college of polycules.

It's more a Borg collective.
 
I'm sure the comparison has been made before but I'm struck by how simmilar OPL and Kevin are. Both live in a house with a caretaker plus hoard and spend most of their days online with money coming in from outside sources, Chris with his patreon and tugboat and Kevin with his Gibs and whatever else he has. They both ask for more gibs, they're both trans women, both hoard toys, and both are socially stunted (you can debate Kevin's tism until the cows come home). I feel like the main difference aside from livinf on a farm and being in a polycule is how Chris may be lazy, but he actually produces art, comics, and world building every once in a while, making him technically a productive member of society. Kevin's leg up is that if Penny dies he could take care of himself enough not to end up on the streets until he could leech off a friend/orbiter or new master. He'd fucking hate it, but he could do it unlike Chris.
 
I watched this stupid video at double speed. The way he keeps glancing at the camera absolutely reeks of how he's just doing this song and dance for attention, so at least there's that amusing feeling of desperation.

Here are the highlights:

0:00 - 2:27: Nothing.
Why would someone film himself being an absolute pussy about thunder and then publicly post it instead of shamefully deleting it, and why should I not want to beat that person to death with his own leg?
 
I watched this stupid video at double speed. The way he keeps glancing at the camera absolutely reeks of how he's just doing this song and dance for attention, so at least there's that amusing feeling of desperation.

Here are the highlights:

0:00 - 2:27: Nothing.
I'm surprised he wasn't performing a little harder and doing the scared cartoon nail biting
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I'm a little confused about that, if this is Kevin's polycule. That would mean Penny gave permission, I assume? Penny is okay with having cucumber in his bed?
I know this probably isn't the case, but I like picturing there are now 4 grown men sleeping in a full bed.

I'm surprised Kevin took this guy in. Judging by his old blogs and writing, he seems super clingy. Kiwis even did all the work of doing a background check on him and Kevin just did not listen or appreciate it. I am kind of glad though. This will be another person for Bonnie to be mean to and post passive-aggressive tweets about.

Why would someone film himself being an absolute pussy about thunder and then publicly post it instead of shamefully deleting it, and why should I not want to beat that person to death with his own leg?
It's all a part of his Cluster B attention whoring. If a deaf clown prostitute got scared by thunder and didn't record it, did it really happen?
 
I'm surprised he wasn't performing a little harder and doing the scared cartoon nail biting
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I'm not. Wedge isn't that good an actor.

It's all a part of his Cluster B attention whoring. If a deaf clown prostitute got scared by thunder and didn't record it, did it really happen?
It's just such a shame that it mostly shows it's an (incompetent) act...

This poor woman was so frightened by the looming threat of having to run Kevin's dilation (and validation) station that she quit her job.
It's turnover season. From the looks of it, and knowing how things are typically run?

Kevkev ghosted the clinic riiiiight up until he realized that oh noes I need to show my ass up for my tiddy skittles! Or maybe what he got approved on for the bolt-ons was starting the process and the visit was to get his letter.

They do this with testosterone to keep you from skipping your Hb checks--which means yes, this is a problem, given you can set that up so just it's a swing by a Quest or LabCorp office for a routine blood draw and give you a quic message letting you know that you're clear & the script's at your pharmacy or if somebody needs to see your ass outside of the phlebotomist. This is what happens when a group makes a habit of fucking off on entirely necessary appointments. This is one of those things the trooncult can't REEE away, only try to dodge by keeping shady 'clinics' like Dr. Nick's Discount Tranny Emporium running and going to sketch dealers.

Of course, the prospect that Kev would probably/inevitably return--after all, clinic didn't get word he was going off to haunt somebody else's nightmares--easily could have been a factor in deciding to join the annual shuffle. Either way, however, it was just serendipity that Kev had such good timing.
 
Wedge freaking out in the back of his car because there was a thunderstorm full video. He had to pull over and lay down in the back. I didn't watch the whole thing
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Here's a charitable interpretation for why Wedge decided to pull over and listen (insert "Deaf" joke here) to the sound of the thunder: maybe he just wanted to share the thunder with an audience rather than add another fear to the List O' Munchie Phobias? He said in the tweet that he drove to a safe place specifically, but that doesn't necessarily imply that he did it to get away from the sound of the thunder. If I wanted to block out as much of the sound as I could, I'd go to my basement and put in a pair of earplugs. The content warning doesn't necessarily imply anything either. In the circles Wedge likely travels in, everything gets a content warning, up to and including something as minor as thunder.
 
I know this probably isn't the case, but I like picturing there are now 4 grown men sleeping in a full bed.
Troontris.
Kiwis even did all the work of doing a background check on him and Kevin just did not listen or appreciate it.
Getting roped into paying for your boyfriend's owed child support and car payments is another box on White Trash Bingo that Kev can fill out.
I can't believe that almond-faced father-of-the-year Bryan Loeper moved in before Wedge.
 
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Holy shit lmao. Own up, which one of you cunts set this account up?
Oy vey what a take! Can’t wait for five years from now when some new group is Most Oppressed and the troons are on the other end. “Expletive deleted I hate when binary trans singlets stoke pluralphobia, the only reason you have any rights at all is that enby plural therian demi-boys are out here shooting rocket launchers at cops”
 
Getting roped into paying for your boyfriend's owed child support and car payments is another box on White Trash Bingo that Kev can fill out.
I can't believe that almond-faced father-of-the-year Bryan Loeper moved in before Wedge.
Complete speculation, but Mxstress Pennywise might have been fine with Dickneck Troonsicle Bryan moving in but not Wedge. Troonsicle is clingy and cringy but he's not a histrionic faggot like Wedge, and it looks like he's even willing to work at Tran Ranch. Three-in-one deal: get another serf, get someone who actually works, and get someone who can keep Kevryn occupied and kind of quiet without having to pay him.
 
Kevkev ghosted the clinic riiiiight up until he realized that oh noes I need to show my ass up for my tiddy skittles! Or maybe what he got approved on for the bolt-ons was starting the process and the visit was to get his letter.

They do this with testosterone to keep you from skipping your Hb checks--which means yes, this is a problem, given you can set that up so just it's a swing by a Quest or LabCorp office for a routine blood draw and give you a quic message letting you know that you're clear & the script's at your pharmacy or if somebody needs to see your ass outside of the phlebotomist. This is what happens when a group makes a habit of fucking off on entirely necessary appointments. This is one of those things the trooncult can't REEE away, only try to dodge by keeping shady 'clinics' like Dr. Nick's Discount Tranny Emporium running and going to sketch dealers.

Of course, the prospect that Kev would probably/inevitably return--after all, clinic didn't get word he was going off to haunt somebody else's nightmares--easily could have been a factor in deciding to join the annual shuffle. Either way, however, it was just serendipity that Kev had such good timing.
There's few other groups that need this coaching like troons do. Other groups you worry about OD'ing or most have enough sense to come in for a regular check up, troons try and take as much as possible on a drug you won't OD on but could give yourself more long term problems instead. Hormones: the silent long-game backstabber.
Complete speculation, but Mxstress Pennywise might have been fine with Dickneck Troonsicle Bryan moving in but not Wedge. Troonsicle is clingy and cringy but he's not a histrionic faggot like Wedge, and it looks like he's even willing to work at Tran Ranch. Three-in-one deal: get another serf, get someone who actually works, and get someone who can keep Kevryn occupied and kind of quiet without having to pay him.
Speculation, but Wedge never really seemed like he wanted to move to the ranch anyway. Kevin wants him there but Wedge is making filings in Wisconsin along with getting a part time job, it seems like Wedge wants to stay with his main polycule & mistress on their couch more than KevKev's (because he'd have to leave his familiar state since autist don't handle change well).
 
I have a great friend who is a tard wrangler. Amazing guy, super sensitive and great with his autistic boys. Good kids too. I hold the guy in the highest respect. I wonder how it would feel to go from a pair of brothers who genuinely benefit from his presence to wiping the ass of wedgie.
 
Oy vey what a take! Can’t wait for five years from now when some new group is Most Oppressed and the troons are on the other end. “Expletive deleted I hate when binary trans singlets stoke pluralphobia, the only reason you have any rights at all is that enby plural therian demi-boys are out here shooting rocket launchers at cops”
The Stonewall riots were kicked off by cops harassing some Black drag queens. The take's problems are more in the (rather transphobic) assumption that transvestites are the same thing as trannies, and the traditional ignoring of...pretty much everything people were doing outside of the riots.

There's some very essential problems with thinking that people start liking you more because you rioted. There's a rather notable body of evidence that race riots have consistently harmed the Black community (turns out setting your shit on fire is not an awesome idea, who knew!), and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if you could show the same thing about the Stonewall Riots and the LGBTQ community.
 
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