Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Finally, our first white trash lolsuit

 

[Random Internet Person]

You know, I’m starting to feel even Null could do a better job at raising this kid because there’s the possibility he could teach him the ways of the Internet. And how to cope with us talking about him for who knows how long.

 

[Vince McMahon]

As a reminder Ralph is a manlet and the following things or people are taller or longer than him:

• grunts from Halo. 5’ 6”
• Tom Cruise. 5’ 7”
• Napoleon Bonaparte. 5’ 6”
• Big Lou’s Pizza in San Antonio. 5’ 2”
• Prince. 5’ 2”
• The maximum size of a hernia belt. 5’ 2”. Lol fatties.
• Pablo Picasso. 5’ 4”
• Emilia Clarke. 5’ 2”
• Christina Aguilera. 5’ 2”
• The circumference of both of Moustafa Ismail's biceps total to 62”.
• A Class CX 4K HD smart tv. 65”

They really would be better off without him. He needs to embrace his inner wigger and gtfo of his child’s and Faith’s lives.

Is Ralph the same size as Putin?

 

[draggs]

If the Ralphamale weren't a minor internet personality is there any doubt that he would not contest custody or even have any kind of communication or contact with the Vickers' at all? In other words if his ego weren't being poked by ayyyyyylawgs would he have any interest in his son?

 

[MeltyTW]

If the Ralphamale weren't a minor internet personality is there any doubt that he would not contest custody or even have any kind of communication or contact with the Vickers' at all? In other words if his ego weren't being poked by ayyyyyylawgs would he have any interest in his son?

without the aylawgs ralph wouldnt have even attempted procreation, being content to leave anything besides his few low energy tugs per fap session to their bulls.

 

[Long Time Caller]

If the Ralphamale weren't a minor internet personality is there any doubt that he would not contest custody or even have any kind of communication or contact with the Vickers' at all? In other words if his ego weren't being poked by ayyyyyylawgs would he have any interest in his son?

If Ralph wasnt on the internet, his BPD baby momma fame chaser never would have contacted him and he would not have impregnanted her because someone made a corn joke.

So there would be no child. Just Ralph yanking it solo in his bedroom.

 

[Garth]

Ralph doesn't give a fuck about this kid. Ralph only cares about himself. This kid and the drama surrounding him can get Ralph attention. Hence why he'll interrupt his mind-numbingly boring streams to share the latest drama on exchanges with daddy Vickers, or Null, or PPP. He needs them. Just like he needs the Farms. Drama gets views, and the afore mentioned provide the drama. I believe he thinks, with whatever capacity still remains in that alcohol soaked potato he calls a brain, that he can use the drama for more relevance and thereby more money. It's a shitty grift, but goddammit, it's the Gunts grift.

 

[MeltyTW]

So there would be no child. Just Ralph yanking it solo in his bedroom.

I think yanking implies too much force and energy he'd run his little clitty

 

[Neil]

I'm really late to this, but Ralphie, if your "girlfriend" is young enough to where her parents can take her phone away and enforce a curfew on her... you're a fucking freak for dating her.
Faith is still a teenager who never mentally left high school, Ralph is in his fucking mid-thirties.

Imagine going onto the fucking internet as a grown man and asking the internet to pressure your teenage girlfriend(who you're twice the age of)'s dad to unground her.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Is Ralph the same size as Putin?

He may be the same height but he’s definitely not the same size.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If the Ralphamale weren't a minor internet personality is there any doubt that he would not contest custody or even have any kind of communication or contact with the Vickers' at all? In other words if his ego weren't being poked by ayyyyyylawgs would he have any interest in his son?

If the gunt weren't an internet laughing stock he would probably still be married or at the very least happily divorced with no hope of attracting a new victim girlfriend.

 

[Butwhythough]

Damn Ethan Ralph is gonna need a bookshelf to carry all of those L's he's been taking.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Ralph doesn't give a fuck about this kid. Ralph only cares about himself. This kid and the drama surrounding him can get Ralph attention. Hence why he'll interrupt his mind-numbingly boring streams to share the latest drama on exchanges with daddy Vickers, or Null, or PPP. He needs them. Just like he needs the Farms. Drama gets views, and the afore mentioned provide the drama. I believe he thinks, with whatever capacity still remains in that alcohol soaked potato he calls a brain, that he can use the drama for more relevance and thereby more money. It's a shitty grift, but goddammit, it's the Gunts grift.

I believe that is part of it. But it is also due to the fact that he is incapable of taking a loss. I don't find it a coincidence that all this drama started right after all those stupid "unborn child" tweets he put out. And after we found a photo of the baby.

Like everything else that came before it, he can't help having a slight made against him so now he has to wage total war so he doesn't look like a beta in front of his audience.

 

[Ralphamale]

When Xander goes to visit Ralph on his deathbed and asks "pa pa! why weren't you ever in my life?" Ralph will slowly turn his head replying in a sickly slow mild voice "Well my boy I was in a bad head space" followed by a soft dolphin crackle ending with a cough then flat lining.

 

[instythot]

If Ralph wasnt on the internet, his BPD baby momma fame chaser never would have contacted him and he would not have impregnanted her because someone made a corn joke.

So there would be no child. Just Ralph yanking it solo in his bedroom.

We've seen his old jcaesar tweets. He'd still be trying to smoke out local black chicks for unenthusiastic, possibly under the pants handies

 

[Steely Dan]

This isn't shocking to me at all. Anyone else who has also grown up white trash/adjacent or in a low income area in the midwest and south knows that Ralph is no different than your average HVAC guy or roofer who knocks up a teenager because they're retarded and are mentally teenagers themselves despite being in their 30s and 40s. Only difference is that Ralph was able to strike while the iron was hot in 2018, but all the money he made then is not going to last - especially if he tries to drag out this custody dispute. I've worked with guys like Ralph that are immature wiggers with bastard children. And it won't be long until you'll be able to find Ralph huffing and puffing with his gunt glistening with sweat on someone's roof. Or installing insulation before dying of cirrhosis in five years.

Good luck, Demon Baby. I hope you can rise from the ashes of both living in California and having wigger genetics.

 

[scumbus]

Good luck, Demon Baby. I hope you can rise from the ashes of both living in California and having wigger genetics.

Maybe, just maybe, there's a chance: they don't live in Florida.

 

[veri]

Is there any evidence the restraining order has actually been filled?

I'm not sure that Vickers will ultimately succeed in getting a judgment because he engages back with the gunt in white trash dick measuring pretty consistently, and a lot of times you can use that as evidence that the contact was mutual or invited. But it will cost Ralph a bunch of time and money to deal with. Also, we have the same problem that we had with the revenge porn case, which is that Faith is a horrible witness and incredibly impeachable.

All this shit is probably just a gambit by Big Chief Vickers to depleat the meagre white trash warchest of the Ralphamale tribe by hiring many braves to press Ralph on every front. Then, Ralph, sign these adoption papers and we can forget about the nineteen lawsuits between us and that child support.

Big volume in precious metals right now, not a bad time to be a coin merchant...

hopefully not late with this.

link

edit: looks like there's two different courthouses. not sure which one this will take place at as the website doesn't specify.

edit 2: nevermind, it's taking place at this one

 

[Love Machine]

Frog Vickers: If you sue me, not only will you be distressing the mother of your child, you will be signing yourself up for fiscal responsibility that could potentially cripple you, but you still might not even get any partial custody.

Guntion: lmao, I can not help if being a wigger that has to retaliate to every slight as hard as possible is in my nature.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

And it won't be long until you'll be able to find Ralph huffing and puffing with his gunt glistening with sweat on someone's roof. Or installing insulation before dying of cirrhosis in five years.

Implying that fat inebriated fuck is capable of doing actual work. Lolnope. If he hasn't already he'll try to find some way to get disability money so he can go on being a useless lardass midget until he finally chokes on a hotdog five years from now.