Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[ToroidalBoat]

Then in just a short span of months Dr. Faucet and Cuomo were all over the media telling you that anything can be a mask, be it surgical-grade or even yo mama's panties.

I've heard the muzzle wearing being compared to a cult initiation ritual and a BDSM slave thing.

With the powers that shouldn't be acting as scummy and crazy as they are now, both are feasible.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I've heard the muzzle wearing being compared to a cult initiation ritual and a BDSM slave thing.

With the powers that shouldn't be acting as scummy and crazy as they are now, both are feasible.

It is.
It is literally part of BDSM fetish gear.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

American society has degenerated

It is literally part of BDSM fetish gear.

The more the modern world drags on, the more dehumanizing it gets.

Industrial work is treating people as "human resources" or robots.

Modern values break apart families and demonize healthy sexuality.

And now people "practice social distancing" and cover their faces.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I went out and about in the American midwest today, to gather supplies for the household, eat unhealthy food, and gawk at people.

Went to Walmart, Aldi, Arbys, and a hobby shop. Very few masks were being worn anywhere and people are almost back to their normal levels of crowding up in each other's personal space. There were plenty of things to be had, except for Jacks frozen pizza and Great Value french fries at Walmart. I forgot to get more B-complex vitamins but I'm pretty sure that was just a me thing, not a Covid thing.

No one asked if I was vaccinated or complained about my not wearing a mask.

And no one will

This is america, you will likely get punched by a boomer or shot by a nigger for asking. Its only going to start a fight. Never block a Burgermutt from his life's purpose: Consoooming. They get real triggered.



Anyway..Not sure if anyone seen this but it opens a huge can of worms.

A doctor is saying 62% of everyone who took these shots will have heart failure in 2 -3 years.

The video is being taken down everywhere you look.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Yep, I recall that vividly at the start of the Coof when no one in the media cared about it, and my only source of information was oddly enough Mr. Metokur. I remember in one of his Corona-Chan streams from circa January 2020 when he informed his audience to only purchase N95 respirators. I then went to every hardware store in my county, found absolutely none, and only saw regular painters' masks that specifically had labels on the boxes that warned the masks do not protect against infectious viruses like SARS. Then in just a short span of months Dr. Faucet and Cuomo were all over the media telling you that anything can be a mask, be it surgical-grade or even yo mama's panties.

Here it was: first you need any mask and let's show people singing and play music from their balconies, then surgical masks, then you shouldn't buy surgical masks in bulk because the hospitals were running out of them so please make your own masks at home or buy the ones made in Italy to help the economy, then the homemade masks were called useless rags protecting nothing so we went back to surgical masks, then we got shitloads of surgical masks from China specifically stating "not useful against covid", then they were ok again even if university laboratories tested them and told us they were useless, then FFP2 but make sure they're not the FFP2 with valves pumping out air, then back to surgical and now it's 38 degrees summer so no masks anymore and all the people stopped singing from balconies a year ago so let's see how it goes before they collapse the economy again because we didn't get a vaccination dildo or whatever they'll come up with.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I mean they are half-right. It is nothing. It only has like a 99.7% survivability rate.

But they were wrong in the "it will be forgotten" part.

Its not nothing

stop being a huge faggot. It causes lasting health problems in a percentage of people

MUH FLUE

~As we entered the 38th wave in the year 2025 and 500 million have die

What were you expecting? The black plague where every drops dead in 3 months?

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

It's amazing how stupid the powers that be are. The White House just openly confirmed that they are actively agitating for more online censorship in an effort to convince the vaccine-hesitant. Not only that, but now that they're finding it isn't working, their galaxy brained solution is to blame the censorship for not going far enough. Putting aside literally every issue the hesitant raise regarding vaccines, the fact that Fauci sees absolutely nothing wrong with silencing them via all but direct government censorship as a way to win them over is astounding. Did the notion never cross these peoples' minds that maybe, just maybe, forcibly stifling discussion reinforces their siege mentality? At a certain point you have to notice when a certain approach isn't working and stop doubling down on it.

Either this regime is totally incompetent, or their pledge to bring about unity was the biggest political whopper since Muh Russia.

 

[benutz]

It really has not fucking stopped. Carrot. Stick. Carrot. Stick.

Gaslighting and psychological warfare of the purest kind.

I'll just give some examples, from right now, and I could have given examples since my last shit post here on the subject, but I don't get paid to document this, and it's only when I'm too ill or burned out from work that I shitpost here. No offense, fam. I'm not an authority on anything, but fuck me I should start taking bets. The people commenting in the DM were saying the same: Wow, I'm psychic, I can see the future, I predicted this...

Here's a few examples.

Double-jabbed Britons arriving from France must quarantine for 10 days

British holidaymakers were dealt yet another blow tonight after the Government announced travellers arriving from France will still have to quarantine - even if they have had both Covid jabs.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Holidays to France are thrown into disarray as double-jabbed Britons arriving back must quarantine for 10 days in last-minute reversal of Amber list rule change as hundreds of thousands prepare to jet off on Freedom Day​

Remember what I said in my last shit post about the govt. fucking people around at the 'federal' level. Well this is what they are doing. Moving the goalposts for people who already are on fucking holiday, and are already fucking double vaxxed! Good job I'm too poor to go on holiday. Or rather, I choose to use what money I have for other stuff, instead of getting stuck out in the middle of nowhere (an airport in France), because some cunt decided to play God.


Next example:

Covid starts to bite the NHS as major hospital CANCELS all planned surgery while trust in virus hotspot begs staff to postpone holidays to fight third wave - as data shows admissions are rising in FOUR FIFTHS of areas in England​

Covid pressure begins to bite: Hospital CANCELS all planned surgery

Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham cancelled all scheduled operations yesterday and today because it ran out of beds, signalling Covid pressures are beginning to hit.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I can't fucking even. Read it and weep. You know what time it is my niggas. Read the comments for extra laffs.


Next example:

How many cases of the Delta variant have been spotted in YOUR town? Interactive tool and maps reveal how mutant strain has spiralled to make up 99% of all infections​

Interactive tool reveals spread of Indian 'Delta' variant in UK

Public Health England surveillance found 36,800 of 37,256 cases checked for variants were the mutant Indian 'Delta' variant that sparked the third wave last week.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Fearmongering, and whipping the most vulnerable up in to a frenzy. There was a case the other day of a fucking Riot Van of Police turning up at a teenage girls house to make sure she was self-isolating. Twice within a 24 hour period. They tried to trick her. She was freaking out. A fucking riot van. Meanwhile....

Let's 'ave it right!

Huddersfield rapists in their 40s are jailed after grooming girl, 12

Banaras Hussain, 44, Talish Ahmed, 41, and Mohammed Akram, 44, subjected the child to a horrendous campaign of abuse in Huddersfield between 1995 and 1998.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Rapists who groomed 12-year-old girl they spotted doing paper round and raped her repeatedly during three-year campaign of abuse are jailed​

This is from fucking NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING FIVE! 1995 - Got them in the end I suppose. No fucking riot vans for those cunts though, eh? I digress.


Next example:

Covid hospital admissions are rising in FOUR FIFTHS of trusts in England - but proportion of beds taken up by virus patients is still only 9% in the worst affected area in Birmingham​

Covid hospital admissions are rising in FOUR FIFTHS of trusts

EXCLUSIVE: NHS England data shows hospital admissions for coronavirus patients have jumped by as much as 400 per cent. Hospitalisations have doubled in 29 of the 123 NHS trusts

www.dailymail.co.uk

Same story as before, but different spin. It's fucking relentless. Wall to wall blanket fearmongering putting the fear of god in to people. But for why?


Next example:

Scramble home from Ibiza: Hundreds of British holidaymakers queue for PCR tests and race to airport to fly back to UK before Balearic Islands are added to amber list at 4am on Monday​

Covid UK: Scramble home from Ibiza

Passengers could be seen queueing at a clinic in San Antonio to get PCR tests and racing to Ibiza Airport today, after Grant Shapps announced Ibiza, Majorca and Menorca will be demoted to the amber list.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Another variation on a theme like the other French holiday makers.


Be afraid, be very afraid. Take the vaxx and don't go on holiday. And even if you get the double plus good Vaxx, still don't go on holiday, because we have the power to pull shit like this any time we like. You might have the will left to get a bit uppity now and again, and protest, and whatnot, but ultimately we will wear you down. Fine, don't wear the mask, Fine, don't get the vaxx, but until you fucking peasants learn your place, we will make the rest of your lives a living fucking misery. That kind of thing.

I really am just ranting here, and I'm not even mad. It's just the fucking transparency of it all. And of how cleverly the Psyops have poisoned the well with the anti-vaxx brigade to make anyone who has valid objections or even questions, to seem like a fucking fruity loops. I might even be a fruity loops myself, but even I am right twice a day, while you, madam, shall still be ugly in the morning!

We shall spike them through their breeches!
They will always surrender!

I don't know what's more weird tbh, fam.

The fact I predicted this, or the fact that some really fucking loonytunes conspiracy theorists predicted this is what worries me most. Yeah I get that conspiracies are real. But you know what I mean. We're in bed now with fucking 5G mast burning lunatics who think the vaxx is some kind of form of magnetic nano-particle that is going to turn all the freakin' frogs gay!

What if they're right?

I need to stop thinking this way.


Marwood: [reading graffiti] "I fuck arses." Who fucks arses?

Marwood: [aloud] Maybe *he* fucks arses!

Marwood: [voiceover] Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity.


I can hardly piss straight with fear!


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Just joking around of course. Now for a bit more anecdotal shit that means fuck all in the grand scheme of shit.

I had a very loud knock on my door the other morning at 10 'o' Clock. I hope to fuck those bastards that were phoning me and harrassing me at 8 fucking silly 'o' Clock in the morning aren't sending the boys 'round. Because that's the next step. Once the street shitters fail to get through to you it will be some NPC with a wide-grin called Gemima who is on her gap year and is 'JUST...', you know, fucking 'JUST'... wanting to know why you have not had your I DON'T WANT TO KILL GRANMA shots yet. This is before she treks off on a fucking jolly to some sub-saharan shit hole in the name of the UN or worse, Oxfam, and gets raped to death by a pack of feral niggers. Sad. Many such cases.

Still joking around, of course, but I'll tell you something that is NO JOKE, bucko!

Spoke to my mum the other day on the phone, she's had a fucking heavy cold verging on flu for the last two fucking weeks solid and she is whacked out to fuck and wondering where it's gonna end. I warned them against getting the vaxx, but they are old, they are boomers, and they are narcs so why I wasted my breath I don't know. Perhaps I could get 'I told you so' printed on her headstone. Weird shit is her hubby that is even more vulnerable than her hasn't caught it. After two weeks in close proximity. He had the same jab around the same time.

Whatevs. I'm just fucking 'round. Killing time. Sucks being ill. Even if it's just low-level chronic illness. Even cancer patients have to wait now, so I can go right to the back of the fucking spastic queue. Where I shall wait, with my little red spastic cap in hand: slurring out the words: puHleeezhch shcIr, chachn Iychch chachve serrrme moorchsh??? [dribble dribble]

Before getting twatted on the back of my pathetic little red cap and sent back to the back of the fucking line! (another two year fucking wait)

We are all fucking spastics now.


And that's all I have to say about that, really.

At least my mental health is holding up OK!

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Its not nothing

stop being a huge faggot. It causes lasting health problems in a percentage of people

MUH FLUE

~As we entered the 38th wave in the year 2025 and 500 million have die

What were you expecting? The black plague where every drops dead in 3 months?

muh photosynthesizing dogs

 

[The golden neckbeard]

It's amazing how stupid the powers that be are. The White House just openly confirmed that they are actively agitating for more online censorship in an effort to convince the vaccine-hesitant. Not only that, but now that they're finding it isn't working, their galaxy brained solution is to blame the censorship for not going far enough. Putting aside literally every issue the hesitant raise regarding vaccines, the fact that Fauci sees absolutely nothing wrong with silencing them via all but direct government censorship as a way to win them over is astounding. Did the notion never cross these peoples' minds that maybe, just maybe, forcibly stifling discussion reinforces their siege mentality? At a certain point you have to notice when a certain approach isn't working and stop doubling down on it.

Either this regime is totally incompetent, or their pledge to bring about unity was the biggest political whopper since Muh Russia.

There has been alot of rattling in Florida about secession in our legislature. People are getting tired of this condescending shit from Washington.

The vaccine doesn't work. It has no benefit whatsoever anywhere its deployed. The correct path is mitigation and protection of the vulnerable and immediate frantic effort to find treatments when symptoms first present. There are drugs on the shelf somewhere right now that could probably benefit us greatly. Yet we refuse to fund efforts to find them, every dime goes to "Muh Vacctheens"

muh photosynthesizing dogs

Denial...a River in Egypt and state of mind of a faggot

Imagine thinking all this was a made up conspiracy.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Imagine thinking all this was a made up conspiracy.

Aaaaaannd straight to a strawman.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Carrot and stick? Where the fuck are the carrots? I know people who worked in tourism and retail who lost their jobs a year ago and haven't received a single euro and have no income. My middle class hometown now has beggars in every corner, entire neighborhoods of private homes and shops closed and for sale, not even for rent. For fuck sake we are not California, this isn't normal.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Aaaaaannd straight to a strawman.

Have some squirrel brains faggot.

Its a delicacy where i come from

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Have some squirrel brains faggot.

Its a delicacy where i come from

Autistic Faggotland?

 

[teriyakiburns]

I've seen disclaimers on muzzle packaging saying they're "not for medical use" - are they more or less admitting that muzzling up may not be of much help either?

basic liability disclaimer. if they say the mask isn't up to the challenge and you use it as a medical protection, they can't be sued if the mask doesn't protect you.

 

[Plank]

The video is being taken down everywhere you look.

Does someone have a link to the entire discussion with Dr. Charles Hoffe? I only see the same ten minute clip being shared.

 

[JosephStalin]

More craziness out of Los Angeles County.

Citing Rising COVID-19 Cases, L.A. County Reimposes a General Mask Mandate and Threatens Additional Restrictions

Los Angeles County, the country's most populous local jurisdiction, yesterday reimposed a general face mask mandate for people in indoor...

reason.com

Citing Rising COVID-19 Cases, L.A. County Reimposes a General Mask Ma…

archived 17 Jul 2021 00:39:50 UTC

archive.ph

 

[FatalTater]

A doctor is saying 62% of everyone who took these shots will have heart failure in 2 -3 years.

Great.
Considering how Covid affected my blood pressure and heart rate when I had it plus some family history of heart stuff, I'll only have a couple years of shitposting left.
I'd better get busy then. *cracks knuckles*

 

[Blake Chortles]

basic liability disclaimer. if they say the mask isn't up to the challenge and you use it as a medical protection, they can't be sued if the mask doesn't protect you.

Its not even that. If it was a basic disclaimer it would say this MAY protect you etcetc.

Outright stating it doesnt mean theyve done studies and found they do not do anything. Its a positive statement on their packaging that it does not protect against disease. Those legally have to be factual.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Great.
Considering how Covid affected my blood pressure and heart rate when I had it plus some family history of heart stuff, I'll only have a couple years of shitposting left.
I'd better get busy then. *cracks knuckles*

I Imagine alot of our last thoughts will be wishing we could of shitposted and trolled reddit more.


what did Coof do to your Blood Pressure.