The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[White Devil]

Almost everything they buy is unnecessary and proves that they are incapable of being self sufficient even when given large amounts of grift money. The whole tranch is just a performance art piece of con men.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Huh. I assumed there was only room on the tranch for one long-faced troon. They already have a Pennywise, shouldn’t they be looking for someone more diverse for the polycule? They seem kinda racist.

 

[Verxis]

They buy a lot of guns and processed food.

I'm not even joking. Friend, I highly recommend you start at the beginning of this thread and flip through the highlights.

Even so, they would have to be intentionally running the well dry to burn through that much that fast without any ROI.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Was that defense ever accepted in a trial? Not used, accepted, as in resulted in the suspect being acquitted? Because I sure haven't found any examples of that in the Western Hemisphere no matter how hard I looked.

The point of the "trans panic" defense is to show that there's no premeditation, not as a way to get away with murder. It has lead to people getting sentenced for second degree murder instead of first degree murder, but nobody has ever gotten away scot-free because of it.

 

[Baloney Face]

Bro-nnie got glamour shots done?

This doesn't look too bad.

The Gary Larsen's Far Side lady glasses are a good touch that makes her look truly female.

 

[assdick42069]

Almost everything they buy is unnecessary and proves that they are incapable of being self sufficient even when given large amounts of grift money. The whole tranch is just a performance art piece of con men.

You're a massive fucking soyboy if you can't easily spend 120k on guns and processed food in six months
"Unnecessary" hurr durr get out of here, liberal

 

[Info Player Start]

4 Gorillion hours in MS Paint Later:

You can encounter many abnomalies in the Zone...
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(sponsored by Gamespot!)

Alternatively: keep yer critters safe!
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Protect Bubba and your lil paca pals from rival rancher Earl!

I'm out of ideas and tired from my 6 brazillian hours of emotional labor , feel free to make edits yourself instead.

Spoiler: here's the UIs in case you want to use them for your own shitty edits

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Would love to see a Redneck Rampage map based off of this shit

 

[stupid frog]

Even so, they would have to be intentionally running the well dry to burn through that much that fast without any ROI.

read the fucking thread.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Sure is interesting how they seemingly have troons banging down the door to get on that ranch, that Registered Nonprofit To Shelter Vulnerable Trans Womyn, yet the only ones who seem to get the pass are ones that Kevin wants to fuck. If anyone involved was a normal fucking person I'd be concerned about a place that seems to sexually exploit a demographic seemingly desperate for shelter and food, taking them hundreds or thousands of miles from anywhere they're familiar with, out in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of heavily armed crazies, but surely it's not a concern with these poor delicate ladies uwu.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Nah, what you really want to edit in is some crop growing from Age of Empires. The Star Wars version would fit in quite nicely.

You're going to have to DIY that, I don't know anything about empires to make a nice little screenshot of that, sorry.

The ranchers have not reported any of the threats to the Custer County Sheriff's Department. The ranchers said they declined to do so in part because they had seen Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly in a video speaking at a 2015 rally held near Westcliffe on the anniversary of the founding of the right-wing Oath Keepers, whose members believe the federal government is encroaching on their rights and who try to recruit, among others, law enforcement officers.

Byerly confirmed to Reuters that he spoke at the rally, but said that he does not belong to the Oath Keepers. In the speech, a video of which was reviewed by Reuters, he spoke about gun rights and his feeling that some unnamed U.S. leaders were showing signs of "tyranny." The Oath Keepers did not immediately reply to requests for comment.

Byerly said his deputies checked out media reports of threats against the ranch and found no evidence. He said ranchers were not contacted for the informal investigation because his deputies did not feel welcome at the ranch.
In an initial interview with Reuters, he described a "confrontational" exchange between armed ranchers and one of his deputies, who he said was barred from entering the ranch when he went to investigate an April 22 car accident involving a ranch hand.

Kallen Ondrejkovics, Hand, Logue, and Sky Nelson tie down an alpaca so it can be sheared.
Footage from the deputy's body cam video during his visit the day of the accident, obtained through a public records request, shows a single ranch hand, not visibly carrying weapons. The ranch hand told Reuters she was unarmed. The video shows the ranch hand greeting the deputy at the gate, being questioned about the accident, and offering contact information. Asked about the discrepancies, the sheriff acknowledged in a subsequent interview he had been mistaken in his account

I'm highlighting this because this is interesting. Can lawfags, copfags, or small town country fags elaborate on this?

Even so, they would have to be intentionally running the well dry to burn through that much that fast without any ROI.

Here's what I remember them purchasing since March 2021:

• Guns in the 1k dollar range each, plus ammo for the guns (body armor and cameras were free)
• fencing (that they're too dumb to put in properly) which can be more expensive than you think, done for 36 sq acres of land
• several "lets all go out to eat" meals between 6-8 people at least once a week
• solar panel repairs + battery replacement
• stickers and tshirts
• new laptop for bonnie
• a new stove
• a new fridge
• a microwave?
• kevin didn't ebeg for money at all until June so some must have spilled into the "toys for princess" fund
• The earthship (aka that shitty piece of property made of tires and failed dreams). I can't remember if repair cost or purchasing cost factored into it.
• There are other things they purchased but probably didn't post. My guess is magic cards, food for them and alpacas, and weed + bongs since their dealer drives and delivers.

This thread is best exemplified by "I can't believe they're this retarded" [the tranch proceeds to in fact do something that retarded.] Penny purchased the plot of land because the house looked like a Star Wars one (no really). They chose alpacas because they're cute, queer, and wouldn't have to slaughter them, and did not look into the wool market beyond seeing how much wool goes for, not how much is being bought and the production costs. Their alpacas overgrazed the land, especially once a different alpaca farm went out of business and they took on 80+ alpacas (spoiler: their property according to vegetation growing time can only hold about 2-5 alpacas per square acre). Penny and Bonnie could have bought cheaper land in a cheaper state that was more fertile, but chose Colorado because Penny didn't want to leave his home state for whatever retarded reason. They melted a knob off their BRAND NEW STOVE by grilling on it when they could have been grilling outside in fucking May. They installed a premade metal staircase from amazon that is horrifically narrow and steep and will bend and contract with the extreme heat and cold (and is a huge slipping hazard in winter because of it) instead of getting a carpenter to build one out of wood for cheaper.

We're not dealing with the type of people with loads of foresight here. They more than likely failed at keeping track of their budget (especially if there is more than 2 people working that bank account pool, sometimes Bonnie and Penny only find out things about each other when one post about it ON TWITTER INSTEAD OF IN PERSON) and while they won't provide the receipts or show off all their purchases, from the outside looking in these past 5 months you can start painting a picture in your head. It is a constant battle for all of us to remember that "Yes, they ARE that stupid." It is more shocking when they aren't at this point.

Fun fact: Kevin literally admitted to toy addiction in his thread (I'm too lazy to search for it but it might be in the OP) to the point he stole money from his mom. Since he does it during times of stress (like now where he's been cooped up in castle del la troon and has shittier electric so he can't be online all day) it isn't out of the question he might have dipped a little extra in.

Edit:
Fun fact 2: they don't cook meals like soup or rice and beans that last for a long time on a cheap budget. You can look through the thread for poptarts, cheezits, and prepackage spring rolls among other assorted goods.

Lastly, even if they didn't blow through the money, why would they stop begging? There's no reason aside from their anarchocommunistic principles (lol) to NOT keep taking and taking as long as people give to them. Perhaps most of us Kiwis are wrong and the tranch is even worse than we think: they just want more money NOW NOW NOOOOOOW.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Also a “work” truck, those stupid ass metal stairs, that not exact fit tractor … yea 100k ain’t much when your average shopping spree weekly is 300 bucks. For the money they probably spent on batteries and junk Chinese generators they could have financed a Tesla power wall which would have been certainly better than what they have. And that list above forgot the things I listed but is what I remember. And I am sure they didn’t post everything like their sex toys, real toys, etc. maybe that dog choking stack of meds was part of the griftbux too

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also a “work” truck, those stupid ass metal stairs, that not exact fit tractor … yea 100k ain’t much when your average shopping spree weekly is 300 bucks. For the money they probably spent on batteries and junk Chinese generators they could have financed a Tesla power wall which would have been certainly better than what they have. And that list above forgot the things I listed but is what I remember. And I am sure they didn’t post everything like their sex toys, real toys, etc. maybe that dog choking stack of meds was part of the griftbux too

Why should they care how much they spend? Pay day is one Earl sighting away!

 

[Meiwaku]

You're going to have to DIY that, I don't know anything about empires to make a nice little screenshot of that, sorry.

I'm highlighting this because this is interesting. Can lawfags, copfags, or small town country fags elaborate on this?


Here's what I remember them purchasing since March 2021:

• Guns in the 1k dollar range each, plus ammo for the guns (body armor and cameras were free)
• fencing (that they're too dumb to put in properly) which can be more expensive than you think, done for 36 sq acres of land
• several "lets all go out to eat" meals between 6-8 people at least once a week
• solar panel repairs + battery replacement
• stickers and tshirts
• new laptop for bonnie
• a new stove
• a new fridge
• a microwave?
• kevin didn't ebeg for money at all until June so some must have spilled into the "toys for princess" fund
• The earthship (aka that shitty piece of property made of tires and failed dreams). I can't remember if repair cost or purchasing cost factored into it.
• There are other things they purchased but probably didn't post. My guess is magic cards, food for them and alpacas, and weed + bongs since their dealer drives and delivers.

This thread is best exemplified by "I can't believe they're this retarded" [the tranch proceeds to in fact do something that retarded.] Penny purchased the plot of land because the house looked like a Star Wars one (no really). They chose alpacas because they're cute, queer, and wouldn't have to slaughter them, and did not look into the wool market beyond seeing how much wool goes for, not how much is being bought and the production costs. Their alpacas overgrazed the land, especially once a different alpaca farm went out of business and they took on 80+ alpacas (spoiler: their property according to vegetation growing time can only hold about 2-5 alpacas per square acre). Penny and Bonnie could have bought cheaper land in a cheaper state that was more fertile, but chose Colorado because Penny didn't want to leave his home state for whatever retarded reason. They melted a knob off their BRAND NEW STOVE by grilling on it when they could have been grilling outside in fucking May. They installed a premade metal staircase from amazon that is horrifically narrow and steep and will bend and contract with the extreme heat and cold (and is a huge slipping hazard in winter because of it) instead of getting a carpenter to build one out of wood for cheaper.

We're not dealing with the type of people with loads of foresight here. They more than likely failed at keeping track of their budget (especially if there is more than 2 people working that bank account pool, sometimes Bonnie and Penny only find out things about each other when one post about it ON TWITTER INSTEAD OF IN PERSON) and while they won't provide the receipts or show off all their purchases, from the outside looking in these past 5 months you can start painting a picture in your head. It is a constant battle for all of us to remember that "Yes, they ARE that stupid." It is more shocking when they aren't at this point.

Fun fact: Kevin literally admitted to toy addiction in his thread (I'm too lazy to search for it but it might be in the OP) to the point he stole money from his mom. Since he does it during times of stress (like now where he's been cooped up in castle del la troon and has shittier electric so he can't be online all day) it isn't out of the question he might have dipped a little extra in.

Edit:
Fun fact 2: they don't cook meals like soup or rice and beans that last for a long time on a cheap budget. You can look through the thread for poptarts, cheezits, and prepackage spring rolls among other assorted goods.

Lastly, even if they didn't blow through the money, why would they stop begging? There's no reason aside from their anarchocommunistic principles (lol) to NOT keep taking and taking as long as people give to them. Perhaps most of us Kiwis are wrong and the tranch is even worse than we think: they just want more money NOW NOW NOOOOOOW.

Let us not forget the Shearapalooza:

• Giant Clown Tent
• Troon chow (from costco)
• 3 fucking kegs of beer
• Those tables to put it out on which I suppose can double as convention tables
• Pro shearing team (an actually smart investment)
• Whoever is going to process and pro-spin the fiber (again, smart especially for them)

Other costs we have documented:

• Work Boots for penny (there was a chimp out here from another person asking why Kevin was buying toys if the mxstress needed boots that ended up with "uhm everyone on the tranch has their own money!!!11!" And people being blocked who questioned it )
• The "we will shoot you if you even breathe here earl" signs for property (seen in new article)
• That rubber thing to go in their crappy outdoor shower
• The stairway to Kevin (mentioned in paragraph)
• Likely some basic tools for Jarrod's fallout 4 level buildings.
• More Tranny patches for plate carriers
• Another fag flag (the new one with the triangle for darkies and troons)
• Many Generators (remember when Kevin kept blowing them out with playing OverWatch?) Kek.
• Feed for animals. They had a few haybale donations for the pacas but the chickens and ducks need their shit so do dogs and cats.

And of course

• HRT for at least 4 of them

 

[White Devil]

The bare minimum is spent on shit the tranch actually needs to function, everything else is basically embezzled so these troons can larp as soldiers and Kevin as Slaanesh.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Sure is interesting how they seemingly have troons banging down the door to get on that ranch, that Registered Nonprofit To Shelter Vulnerable Trans Womyn, yet the only ones who seem to get the pass are ones that Kevin wants to fuck.

What do other troons even see on Kevin that makes them think "fuckable" and has earned him the Rat King status? Even by troon standards I don't see any positive qualities on him, like, at least Bonner has his mum bucks which is what put him in Pennywise's radar.

 

[TERF ISLAND]

I wonder about the logistics of this development.

Longneck Bryan is entering the polycule via Kevryn.

No man comes to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch except via Penny and Bonny.

Bryan is photographed outside, the mad lad--does this mean he's going to be a Worker Troon? Penny doesn't want and probably cannot sustain another nonworking Indoor Troon like Jen and Kevryn.

So now it's a sub-relationship between a princxx and a commoner? Or will Bryan start to shirk, corrupted and emboldened by his proximity to the lazy Amhole? Will this be the final straw for Bonny?

They really need to cut the shit and just film a reality TV show about the tranch.

Fuck the Kardashians, the real drama is a bunch of troons failing to raise alpacas in southern Colorado.

 

[Meiwaku]

The bare minimum is spent on shit the tranch actually needs to function, everything else is basically embezzled so these troons can larp as soldiers and Kevin as Slaanesh.

Half agree.

I think they retardedly invest into their property. Buying a stove and grill and not cleaning it is the same as buying an amhole and not dilating. You're ruining its usage.

They probably didn't look at how to build a fence or talk to homesteaders etc. Or else they would have known how to use a fucking guideline you make out of $5 of twine to get posts straight so they likely wasted time and money on supplies and such. This is seen in everything they do. They miss basic research and planning periods before making a choice. They don't come up with a plan of action or communicate with one another that well . They just kind of "do" something (which it likely costs more to fix their fuck-ups than it does to do x thing in the first place) that is often times a bandaid on a gaping wound.

They do indeed buy a lot of their larper gear though which is an unnecessary expense. Bullets in the current year are NOT cheap so practicing firing for your larp is wasting your money and time and is bad optics for looking friendly to the westcliffe community on Twitter. You don't need to be able to 360noscope a sniper from 2000ft away and complete boot camp to defend your property effectively.

Peru oso donas said:
What do other troons even see on Kevin that makes them think "fuckable" and has earned him the Rat King status? Even by troon standards I don't see any positive qualities on him, like, at least Bonner has his mum bucks which is what put him in Pennywise's radar

He is Terminally Online like most Twitter troons. So he reaches a vast audience of degenerates and his grooming goes deep. Being a groomer as well as his Lao Tzu troon wisdom has gained him a following.

He is indeed a Rat King. He is the true dominant troon no matter what Penny may think due to his sphere of influence and what is pulled around him. So many threads and cows have come from Gibes Amosphere

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What do other troons even see on Kevin that makes them think "fuckable" and has earned him the Rat King status? Even by troon standards I don't see any positive qualities on him, like, at least Bonner has his mum bucks which is what put him in Pennywise's radar.

It's not what they see in Kevin, it's what Kevin sees in them. He's one of the primary financers for the Tranch, so he likely gets a disproportionate say in who comes and goes.

 

[White Devil]

It's not what they see in Kevin, it's what Kevin sees in them. He's one of the primary financers for the Tranch, so he likely gets a disproportionate say in who comes and goes.

I disagree. Kevin never leaves his room and Paul seems to despise him. I highly doubt that Kevin is held in any special regard at all and is only really tolerated because thus far, he has been a reliable source of rent.

I imagine Michael is only kept around because they abuse him and he eats shit for their amusement.

 

[Meiwaku]

I disagree. Kevin never leaves his room and Paul seems to despise him. I highly doubt that Kevin is held in any special regard at all and is only really tolerated because thus far, he has been a reliable source of rent.

I imagine Michael is only kept around because they abuse him and he eats shit for their amusement.

Good point. Michael is a human composter. Very eco friendly of them.

Penny was dating Kevin and Jen when he got the idea for the tran ranch. So they came as a package deal when Bonnie rolled up with her downsy husband. They're house troons.