Left handers RISE UP.

Cyclonus

Cyclonus

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Fellow lefties, we must cast off our chains. We are a oppressed, despised minority throughout the world. In most countries its common to punish children for writing with their left hands and the Islamic world commands you to eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with your left. Well I have had it. I am sick of living in a world designed to be the mirror opposite to my needs, I'm sick of all your rightie can openers, pianos and power gloves. You hear that, you right handed bastards? An elite underground left handed militia is coming to kill you and free our people!

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God damn it.
 
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Cyclonus said:
Fellow lefties, we must cast off our chains. We are a oppressed, despised minority throughout the world. In most countries its common to punish children for writing with their left hands and the Islamic world commands you to eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with your left. Well I have had it. I am sick of living in a world designed to be the mirror opposite to my needs, I'm sick of all your rightie can openers, pianos and power gloves. You hear that, you right handed bastards? An elite underground left handed militia is coming to kill you and free our people!

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God damn it.
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No gods, no masters, and most of all, no scissors.
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See that? That's a LEFT HANDED fist.
 
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does it count if I've exclusively masturbated with my left only for over twenty years? Need the dominant hand to type, like right now.
 
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Cyclonus said:
Fellow lefties, we must cast off our chains.
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I have the key, but the lock is upside-down and wrong and I can't turn it.
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How can lefties start an uprising if they can't find left-handed ammunition for their left-handed firearms?
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Not to mention the casing flying back and hitting me in the face or going down my shirt.

The best theory I ever heard about being left-handed is that we were originally twins, and one ate the other. You were born with a 1-0 fight record. Fuckin' METAL!
 
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Not to mention the casing flying back and hitting me in the face or going down my shirt.
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Left handed people are only 10-12 percent of the population. It's economically unfeasible for multi billion dollar mega corporations to cater to such a small percentage of potential customers. Could you imagine a world where the corporate powers that be bent to the will of such a small percen-
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oh. right.
 
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>he's not an ambivert
inb4 you get burned at the stake.
 
So is this the extreme left gathering here?, Vice is gonna flip their lid how to spin this into something that fits their narrative.
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All right handed people were executed in the past, as royalty were the only one who should be the only right handed.

I'm tempted to say we should stick to traditions, but I like all the technology made by people who happen to be right handed. I don't want to lower my standard of living:roll:
 
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