Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

Matt Walsh spells out the ramification of Traditionalis Custodes to a bunch of cestodes.
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Walsh responded back:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Walsh responded back:
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"Reeeeeeee!!! You don't get it, Walsh. REPUBLICANS hated that movie!!"

 

[Flexo]

Wow. TeamImpos is usually just a BIT more eloquent. Haven't seen them reduced to just 1 word taunts like that before.

I have no idea about this one.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Also, this guy Adam posted this exact gif more than once to TeamImposs in that thread.
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Checked back and our Boi made a few replies.



Damn this guy is a prime trolling target. I'm surprised they haven't showed up in the thread to defend senpai.

 

[The Valeyard]

Checked back and our Boi made a few replies.
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Damn this guy is a prime trolling target. I'm surprised they haven't showed up in the thread to defend senpai.

>Cuties isn’t CP
There’s literally a scene where a girl flashes her underage titty.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Checked back and our Boi made a few replies.
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Damn this guy is a prime trolling target. I'm surprised they haven't showed up in the thread to defend senpai.

90% of this clown's replies consist of calling other people Nazis. It admits to having Asperger's in a tweet, I believe it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Damn this guy is a prime trolling target.

He is, literally, a sperg.

Calling people Nazis is to this guy what calling people jerks is to Chris Chan, with the exception that Chris Chan was actually funny.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Walsh responded back:
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Imagine picking "easy" targets and getting fucking owned anyway.

 

[NickDigger]

By siding with AOC, Bobby stepped on the landmine that is BLM. Note how quickly he folds and how obsequious he is.

Like I said earlier in the thread, Bob just has to let out his wet farts of a take on Twitter, regardless if he contradicts himself, sounds like an asshole, or just winds up saying nothing and feigns it as just a random thought. Notice his "I just feel somewhat differently perhaps?", like he has to phrase it as a question so he sounds innocent and nonchalant. He knows he has nothing constructive or smart to say, but he has to keep up his appearance of Thinking Liberal American Indicative of Superiah Fuchah, so that means more inane babbling no matter how dumb it sounds.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Also, is it me, or have stories in this day and age become one big syrupy sweet sugar bowl that makes Barney and Friends look like edgelord content? I mean, how can anyone who isn't a Mormon housewife or an elderly widowed spinster, find saccharine drivel entertaining, let alone enjoyable?

I totally agree.

In my experience, the only people who enjoy this ‘saccharine drivel’ as you put it are troons, kids, neoliberal women and autistic manchildren.

Also, if I see one more Twilight: Breaking Dawn style of a "happy ending", I swear, I am going to cringe big time!

I agree.

I’m burned out on happily ever afters.

 

[Flexo]

I agree.

I’m burned out on happily ever afters.

You should watch some korean films then.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Matt Walsh spells out the ramification of Traditionalis Custodes to a bunch of cestodes.
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OK, Bob, let me try to explain the appeal of the Latin mass in terms you'll understand: remember in WandaVision, how you loved Scarlet Witch conjuring the old 60s-style costume? It wasn't just because of the costume itself, it was because of the visible link to the past and the recognition for what came before in this tradition. Latin mass is basically that, only it concerns the grace of God and your immortal soul instead of ephemeral consoomerist slop.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

I totally agree.

In my experience, the only people who enjoy this ‘saccharine drivel’ as you put it are troons, kids, neoliberal women and autistic manchildren.

I agree.

I’m burned out on happily ever afters.

Also, I like to call this generation (Late Millennials and Zoomers) "The Barney Generation". Kind of like how people born in the 1980s were the MTV generation.

Also, at least Japanese, Korean, and (to some extent) Chinese/HK media is not always saccharine all the time. Which is why "The Barney Generation" gets so worked up over that type of media.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I totally agree.

In my experience, the only people who enjoy this ‘saccharine drivel’ as you put it are troons, kids, neoliberal women and autistic manchildren.

Yeah, There's a lot of media now that's made for adults who can't handle all the awful parts of life.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah, There's a lot of media now that's made for adults who can't handle all the awful parts of life.

Relentless optimism? Didn't that used to be call "Pollyanna"?

EDIT: It is weird though. I mean one of my favorite movies is Princess Bride which is happy and optimistic and all - I really don't like grimdark in general, but so much nowadays... the flavor is weird.

 

[cypocryphy]

I like when the same people that bash Catholicism are also pro-immigration from Mexico and Central America. They do know what religion those people are....right?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Research kiddie porn?

We just found Pete Townsend.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yeah, There's a lot of media now that's made for adults who can't handle all the awful parts of life.

I'm nowhere near as jaded as you are.

Happy endings? Sad endings? Bittersweet ones? They're all fine by me if they fit the tone of the story, tell a clear message and feel like a logical and satisfying conclusion to the events that preceded it. When Breaking Bad ended with Walter White succumbing to the symptoms of cancer as the DEA raided a drug compound full of dead bodies I don't get upset about how unfair it is, because the story had been building up to that exact moment for six seasons. When Doctor Faustus ends with the main character lamenting his literal deal with the devil before being torn asunder by demons I don't complain that it's a bad ending because it isn't happy, it's a cautionary tale about what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

But if a corny, Marvel-style popcorn action sci-fi franchise with Mass Effect ends with a grueling funeral march that turns the whole universe into a bloated corpse, that's a hard left turn and the exact opposite of everything someone would enjoy about it. The same goes for sad stories, of course. If Doctor Faustus ended with the main character beating the devil in a sword fight and becoming the new king of hell as he headbangs to rock music I would think whoever directed the production fucking sodomized it. Bob would eat that shit up, though.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I like when the same people that bash Catholicism are also pro-immigration from Mexico and Central America. They do know what religion those people are....right?

Supposedly those are the "good" Catholics who will vote for more gibsmedats because Jesus said be kind somewhere.
Also most seem to think that Latinos & Middle Easterns will all turn fedora-tipping atheist by the third generation.

Bob would eat that shit up, though.

Bob would eat up anything the MCU shit out.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Of course you would be, Blob. You thought the first remake was good too. Sadly, it was not. It was a horrible slasher flick that only killed the people we were supposed to hate until the last 20 minutes or so. But that begs the question: since the remake was about an AI going off the rails because of an angry Chink doesn't that kind of destroy the ideals of his Soup Appear Food Tour?

Killer AI Chucky sounds retarded as fuck and butchers his character like Chucky butchers the forgettable meatbags. Also they erased an oppressed African, diaspora culture to lift up a colonialist culture.

"Reassurt", eh? Chris's friends seem to be just as bright as the man himself.

Maybe it's supposed to be a compound of a reassure and squirt? Something to do with ending fetish stigma?

Honestly, Bob and Chris should both troon out. It would give them the twitter likes they desperately want and perhaps Bob could actually finally lose his virginity to Jim Sterling.

Is Jim Sterling a channy traser?

Can't wait for that Eternals movie where a lot of oxygen will be sucked up explaining why they didn't help anyone earlier.

Same for when they finally bring in the mutants.

So it is going to be like every other CURRENT YEAR + 5 horror movie and be boring as shit to the point that even the jumpscares are going to be tepid?

I've damn near stopped watching horror movies, even slasher flicks, because they're all chasing that PG-13 rating and that Chinese market.

You couldn't make a decent Friday the 13th Movie (Jason X is a fucking modern classic and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise) or Hellraiser (The Cenobites would be crying about misgendering) or Halloween (Holy shit were the last few boring as fuck, almost as bad as Rob "I'm Afraid of White Trash" Zombie's movies) nowadays because everyone's too busy sucking Chinese cock and trying for a PG-13 rating.

You know Blobbo will find it scary as hell and talk about how chilling it was.

Goddamn it, I miss the old days where the slashers did God's work and killed hippies, teenagers, and sluts.

The newest horror movie I can think of that didn't suck Chinese cock, go for a PG-13 rating, and wasn't wokeshit was Silent Hill: Revelation 3D in 2011. It was still awful and even had "3D" in the title.

 

[King Dead]

OK, Bob, let me try to explain the appeal of the Latin mass in terms you'll understand: remember in WandaVision, how you loved Scarlet Witch conjuring the old 60s-style costume? It wasn't just because of the costume itself, it was because of the visible link to the past and the recognition for what came before in this tradition. Latin mass is basically that, only it concerns the grace of God and your immortal soul instead of ephemeral consoomerist slop.

I'm a born-and-raised Lutheran, and let me tell you, it ain't just the Catholics that want a return to traditional liturgy. I abhor the more modern/contemporary liturgies that the ELCA has been attempting to make the new standard in recent years. The music is worse, the language is too flowery, and there's a slow but persistent degradation of basic tenets of the faith (like going out of their way to avoid referring to God or Jesus as male because that might be offensive). The updated hymnals they foisted on us about a decade ago are so much worse than the previous versions, getting rid of a lot of classic hymns in favor of more contemporary tripe and cramming in a bunch of liturgical settings nobody will ever use, yet most churches still chose to replace their old hymnals. I wonder how many have realized their mistake in the years since.

I get the thought process behind these retarded moves ("if we make our services more palatable to non-churchgoers, then they'll be more likely to come and worship!"), but it's self-defeating. In true form, The Babylon Bee summed it up better than I ever could:

"I just don't get it," said Pastor Bryan Lindell. "I tell our congregation that we'll offer them the exact same worldview as secular culture, and they abandon us for secular culture. What gives?"
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One member of the leadership team suggested they start teaching the Bible to differentiate their church from the surrounding culture and offer something the world cannot offer. The leader was called a bigot and forced to resign.